Chapter 656: Picking Up the Bear
Yes!
Jian Heng was cooking in the kitchen, He Ye was starting, and suddenly heard a woman's exclamation from outside the house, He Ye subconsciously threw the vegetables in his hand and ran out, because he heard Si Wan's exclamation.
Jian Heng stretched out his head to look out of the window, and when he saw Pooh and Si Wan facing each other with her bodyguard, he was not interested in looking at it anymore, but went over to pick up the vegetables that He Ye threw away.
He Ye ran to the door, only to see that Si Wan's whole person was as tense as a bamboo pole, as if she was about to faint, and Pooh was sitting on the ground here, with her front paws stretched out in the standard posture of welcoming guests to the house.
took two steps and hugged Si Wan in his arms: "Don't be afraid, this is Pooh, don't bite!" ”
When Pooh heard He Ye mention his name, the always hospitable one actually squeezed a little 'smile' out of the bear's face. It thought it was a smile, but in Si Wan's eyes, it was hideous.
"Didn't I tell you when I came, Pooh is a bear," He Ye said.
At this time, Si Wan had already come back to her senses, she glanced at Pooh, and then yelled at He Ye: "You told me that such a big bear was cute, I thought it was a milk bear!" ”
Don't talk about Si Wan, even the female bodyguard who followed Si Wan is now pale, although she can bring a gun in China, but now it is not in China, her gun license does not work in the United States, so she has no gun on her body now, only a telescopic stick, although it has been copied in her hand, but with the IQ of the bodyguard, she doesn't believe that a small stick can do anything to a huge bear.
If you insist that it has any effect, it can provoke the bear and then beg for a quick death!
Before He Ye ran out, the bodyguard kept Si Wan calm.
At this time, instant noodles came out of the house, holding a bone with meat in his hand, Jian Heng tasted the taste when he burned it, took a small bite, and threw the rest to the instant noodles that he wanted to eat with his legs. The instant noodles were connected to the bones, and it was very rare to take them out and share them with Pooh.
As soon as Instant Mein's hand was erected, Pooh's entire bone was only a little bigger, and immediately there were empty little black claws of Instant Mein in the air.
Instant noodles immediately became anxious, originally it was rare to share food with instant noodles, but now I finally shared it once, I haven't tasted it yet, I was taken away by Pooh, instant noodles here suddenly forgot that Pooh is the boss, he is just a small follower of the reality, the so-called food is strong and intimidating, instant noodles immediately pulled Pooh's mouth, while pulling and squeaking, trying to make Pooh spit out the bones.
A total of finger-length small ribs, Pooh swallowed two bites, waiting for the instant noodles to dig out where to find it.
But Pooh is honest, as soon as Instant Noodles broke his mouth, he opened his mouth, revealing a mouthful of cold and shining white teeth, Instant Noodles reached out and took it out regardless of it, and it was still enjoyable with his hands, and he also put his little head in, and raised the bear tongue with his hand to see if Pooh had hidden the bones under his tongue, and rummaged through Pooh's mouth, but he didn't find the bones, so Instant Noodles did it.
Si Wan looked at Pooh's finger-thick long teeth, and immediately became nervous again, she felt that if this tooth bit her thigh, then at most, she would have to say goodbye to her thigh.
He Ye was a frequent visitor, and he had seen Pooh when he was very young, so he was naturally not afraid, so he called Pooh and reached out and patted Pooh's head.
Pooh, on the other hand, yelled at He Ye, and then rubbed his head against He Ye's legs.
"You see, Pooh doesn't actually bite, it always has!"
Before she could finish speaking, suddenly Si Wan shouted again: "Snake, snake, snake!" ”
He Ye turned his head and found that the blue blood tree python Xie Li was slowly coming back from outside with a little lazy attitude, and her blue body had carved a snow groove on the snow.
Frightened by Pooh for a moment, and then seeing Xie Li again, Si Wan finally couldn't stand the stimulation and fainted suddenly.
Si Wan fainted, and the female bodyguard's body was also swinging, and the bodyguard who followed behind He Ye saw it, and immediately took two steps to support the female bodyguard.
The female bodyguard had been trained, and after a second or two, she recovered, thanked the male bodyguard and stood up.
Xie Li is not as enthusiastic as Pooh, it has no interest in people other than Jian Heng's family at all, when she arrives at the door, she looks up and picks up the doorknob with her teeth, pulls it and then swings her tail to jam the door, and then dents her body into a U-shape and burrows into the house.
"What is this family's raising!" The female bodyguard said.
When I came, the female bodyguard also heard about it, originally she was the same as Si Wan, thinking that it was a little bear cub, and there was a small snake like a pet snake, at most one or two meters long, who knew that this guy was like a small mountain, and it was estimated that there was no problem for the snake to swallow a person, and what was more important was that this was winter, and this snake was not hibernating, and it was still stumbling outside.
Seeing that the female bodyguard came over and wanted to pick up Si Wan, He Ye waved his hand here, and then grabbed the person horizontally with a copy of Si Wan's leg and wrist, and then the bodyguard opened the door and ran the person into the house.
After a few clicks, Si Wan came back to her senses, and when she opened her eyes and saw a circle of barley and wheat people surrounding her, she couldn't help but smile bitterly: "What are you all raised, one race is terrible."
Big Mac said apologetically, "I'm so sorry! But they are not harmful, except for Pooh and Shelly, and there is a white lion in the house."
Big Mac didn't expect that Si Wan, who originally seemed to be the most daring, would become the first woman to arrive at the ranch as a guest and be scared unconscious.
"I just didn't have any mental preparation all of a sudden, I blamed He Ye, when he told me, I thought it was a bear, I listened to him blow how cute Winnie was, I didn't think that Winnie was not a bear but a big bear" Si Wan put the charge directly on He Ye's head.
But He Ye didn't have anything to say now, so he could only stand aside and touch his head and smirk. There's no way, you can't refute your crush at this time.
"It's good if you get used to it, in fact, the children who come here like to play with Pooh, and in the summer they like to go swimming in the lake in front of them with Shelly, and really no one has ever heard of them hurting people, and when you see our big, be careful, there are so many people who have been hurt by it," said Wheat at this time.
Si Wan came back to her senses, and saw that He Ye's bodyguard was now petting the bear, and Pooh was sitting on the ground very honestly, hanging a big bear head, and from time to time he looked in his direction with the corner of his eye. Seeing Pooh's movements, Si Wan, a very strong girl, said to herself in her heart: You should treat it as a big dog!
Thinking of this, Si Wan said to a circle of people: "I'm fine!" ”
When everyone dispersed, Si Wan mustered up the courage to stand next to Pooh, plucked up twelve points of courage, and reached out to touch Pooh's head.
Suddenly, there was a special strange feeling, the bear fur was not as handy as she thought, but it was usually lubricated and soft, a bit like flannel, but it felt better and silkier than flannel.
Suddenly, Si Wan felt so interesting, so she reached out and grabbed Pooh's two big ears, and found that Pooh's side didn't say anything at all, Si Wan's courage finally became bigger, and she began to put her hands on Pooh and picked up the bear intently.
Jian Heng happened to come out at this time, and saw He Ye looking at Si Wan, who was busy petting the bear, so he came to his side and whispered, "I can't wait to become Winnie now."
He Ye only replied with one word: "Get out!" ”
Si Wan turned his head to He Ye and asked, "That big snake really doesn't bite?" ”
When He Ye heard this, he immediately nodded and said, "It's really not biting, it's not interested in dealing with people!" ”
After saying that, in order to prove his words, he also went to pick up two handfuls of Xie Li, Xie Li had just finished eating outside, and now she was not interested in playing with people at all, and she was rolling up into a poop in the house, and she was sleeping with her head down.
Si Wan reached out and stroked it twice, but the snake was obviously not so cool to touch, so she turned her target to instant noodles again.
Instant noodles are the master of masturbation, and when she saw Si Wan's eyes, she immediately flashed, so Si Wan had to go back to continue Pooh.
Jian Heng felt that after He Ye got married, he was afraid that his body would not be able to bear it, because looking at Si Wan's appearance of Pooh, he felt that the old saying was too right, good food and waste materials, good women and waste men!