Chapter 688 - Unreliable
Looking at the pork ribs with good color and flavor, the little girl muttered in her heart, in fact, this can't be completely blamed for the little girl's greed, such a long distance is here, from home to here, or when the snow has not melted, even if you can ride Pooh, it is still a long way, it is impossible not to be hungry.
Hungry, thinking that this is going to feed the 'rabbit', Ning Ning was a little embarrassed to eat for a while, and wanted to eat a little psychological disorder, so what should I do? Find a reason! Isn't this reason just a casual one, Pooh and Instant Noodles are staring at the ribs in the box, which one is not a good reason?
Poor instant noodles? Ning Ning felt a little unable to get around her conscience, so she pinched a rib and stretched it out in front of Pooh: "Pooh is hungry, let Pooh eat a piece!" ”
Pooh doesn't care about being a pot bearer, anyway, it's not once or twice, he used to carry the pot for instant noodles, and now it's normal to carry the pot for Ning Ning, anyway, one pot is also the back, and the two pots are also back, and if there are more pots, I don't think it's the back of the pot.
Seeing that the ribs were in front of him, the blood basin was so big, and he saw Ning Ning throwing the ribs in, and chewed them with his mouth closed. I'm used to eating cooked things, and I'm used to eating things with flavor, and what Pooh eats is called a beauty.
Pooh had it, the instant noodles were in a hurry, and he chirped at Ning Ning, and Ning Ning naturally gave instant noodles as well. Now that she has eaten both Winnie and instant noodles, she can't help herself.
"I'll taste it!"
Before eating, the little girl comforted herself and made an excuse for herself.
So the top guy just like that, you and I ate one by one.
This is going to be a hungry man, the sharp nose really can't be described, Ning Ning's second one hasn't been used yet, so it has attracted the attention of the unlucky guy in the cave, this smell Pooh is almost practicing at this time!
After snorting his nose twice, the unlucky man felt that he smelled the meat, and he was still chewing vegetables in his mouth, but now he stopped chewing, sniffed his nose, immediately raised his head, and quickly put his attention on the entrance of the cave, and couldn't remember to go out for a while, so he opened his mouth and asked.
"What do you eat?"
Ning Ning heard the sound at the bottom of the cave, and then remembered that this rib was going to feed the 'human-shaped rabbit' below.
"Pork ribs, do you want to eat them?"
Ning Ning opened her mouth and asked.
As soon as he heard the ribs, he nodded again and again.
Seeing that the unlucky guy nodded, Ning Ning immediately pinched one and threw it down the hole.
I don't know if it's the attraction of meat, or the strength brought by just eating green vegetables, this person raised his hand and jumped upward, and actually caught the ribs in mid-air.
I caught the ribs and didn't care if it was Chinese or Western, if it was put outside, this person immediately shook his head when he saw that it was Chinese food, because he felt that Chinese food was greasy, and there were too many seasonings, the first was unhealthy, and the second was not palatable, but now where do you care about this, open your mouth and bite it.
Soon the circle of meat on the bone stick was sucked away by him, not to mention the bone marrow in the middle, and he almost chewed and swallowed the bones.
"Anything else?"
After eating all of them, the unlucky guy didn't feel like his cannon, but felt even hungrier, because he couldn't eat the whole vegetables and radishes anymore, and his mouth was full of the taste of pork ribs with sauce, which was a scratching heart.
As soon as the words fell, another strip flew down from the air, and when I caught it, it was a row of bones again, so I sat happily on the ground, wrapped it and gnawed it.
Gnawing on, begging for gnawing, back and forth four times, and when he stretched out his hand again, the little girl at the entrance of the cave showed him her empty box.
"Nope!"
Even looking at the empty box, the unlucky guy swallowed a little saliva.
After padding his stomach, the unlucky man's strength recovered a little, and his stomach was not too hungry, so he naturally had to think about how to get out.
"Shall you go and call your people, if you rescue me, what do you want, what will I give you?"
There was no temptation in the unlucky man's voice now, and he understood that he really had no way to understand the mind of the little girl outside the cave, so he began to change from seduction to pleading.
Ning Ning looked at the unlucky bastard: "Did you come to our house to steal something?" ”
After the last incident, the unlucky guy didn't dare to tell the little girl that he was a reporter or anything, and he thought about going out of here earlier, so he immediately admitted it.
"Yes, I'm here to steal, you can quickly call the police and put me in jail!" The unlucky guy thinks it's pretty straightforward.
"And you're here to steal something? Did you steal our cattle? Didn't you come to steal our Qianlong? No, you can't beat Da Niu and Qianlong with this figure, you definitely can't steal it, I understand that you came to our house to steal the second tiger, right! ”
"Yes, yes, I'm here to steal it!"
"No, you have nothing to do to steal a rabbit, you must be trying to steal something else......"
Ning Ning found it interesting to chat with the unlucky guy.
Of course, if you put it outside as a normal free adult, who has nothing to do to accompany her for such a long speech, at most twist her face twice, praise two sentences and then leave, it's a big deal to accompany her for five or six minutes, which reason is like now, the unlucky guy looked at Ning Ning with a blank eye, for fear of missing some important information.
Listening to a little girl talk about it for a long time, the unlucky person feels that his brain is a little insufficient, because children sometimes don't talk at all, and it's not too easy for adults to really figure it out, especially Ning Ning's speech still has subjective speculation in it, so it's very difficult to understand.
"I'm not here to steal anything else, I'm here to steal the child, steal the child and prepare to sell it for money, for example, this time I just want to steal you, and then sell you!"
To say that this unlucky guy is still a little clever, he immediately began to prepare to scare Ning Ning.
If it was an ordinary child, it must have been frightened, but is Ning Ning an ordinary child? She was about to find a ladder to go to the sky to pick the moon, and when she heard that this man was going to steal herself and catch herself and sell her, she immediately asked in surprise: "How are you going to arrest me, I have Pooh next to me, and it will shoot you to death!" ”
The unlucky guy didn't think of this, he was originally a reporter, who had nothing to do to toss and catch the child, but now when he heard Ning Ning ask this, he was naturally a little in a trance.
In such a trance, Ning Ning spoke here, only to see her stretch out her little finger and point at the unlucky egg: "Do you want to steal my sister-in-law's ring?" ”
"Ahh
The unlucky guy was a little dumbfounded.
"Isn't it?"
"Yes!" The unlucky guy gritted his teeth and recognized it again: "Hurry up and call the police and arrest me!" ”
The next words made the unlucky guy collapse all at once.
I saw the little girl wave her hand and said very generously: "I forgive you!" “
"Don't forgive me, hurry up and find the police to arrest me" The unlucky guy felt like he was almost mad by this kid.
"No, I forgive you, although you were going to steal my sister-in-law's ring, but you didn't steal it, I went to call the police to arrest you, it's very pitiful, I heard that it's not good to be locked up in prison and want to eat......" Ning Ning said to the unlucky guy that he heard the horror of prison.
The little girl didn't expect that what she thought was a terrible prison was not as terrible as here, in the eyes of the unlucky guy, her little girl was a thousand times more terrible than the prison guards with big arms and round waists, and she had successfully fallen from yesterday's little angel to the big demon king.
Suddenly, the unlucky guy had a sense of powerlessness for the little girl, so he stopped talking.
After a pause, the little girl saw that the unlucky guy didn't speak, and couldn't help but open her mouth and ask, "Is it okay for me to call you a little rabbit?" ”
"I'm not a bunny!"
The unlucky guy who ate something still has the strength to lose his temper now, and said in a humming voice below, putting on a look that he doesn't want to deal with Ning Ning.
"You're a bunny!"
Ning Ning was very stubborn and wanted the unlucky guy to admit that he was a little rabbit.
"I'm not!"
"You are!"
……
After twenty or so sentences, the unlucky man moved his body from the hole without saying a word, returned to his 'bed', shrunk his body into his sleeping bag, and prepared to sleep and ignore the little girl outside.
Ning Ning saw that everyone was gone, and she didn't answer after calling twice, so she said to herself: "The rabbit is angry, then I'll come to see you tomorrow!" ”
After saying that, the girl turned around and left.
When she got home, the little girl found the guests coming from the house, so she said hello to the guests.
"Hello Grandpa Walsh!"
Old Walsh came over to discuss the matter of forage with Jian Heng today, so it seems that it is about to be spring, Jian Heng's forage has shown super adaptability throughout the winter, if his pasture is planted with this kind of grass, then the cost can be reduced by at least one-fifth, don't underestimate this fifth, this is all green and big tickets.
"What's wrong? It looks a little unhappy, "Old Walsh likes Ning Ning very much, he himself has two unlucky sons, one is more unreliable than the other, and he has long been looking forward to having a girl, plus the little girl's lively temperament is not afraid of people, old Walsh naturally likes the little girl more, and the loneliness of the corners of her mouth will be upturned."
"My rabbit is disobedient!"
When Old Walsh heard that the rabbit was disobedient, he patted his chest and said, "Don't be afraid, I'll get you an obedient rabbit tomorrow!" ”
Ning Ning shook his head: "I don't want your rabbit, my rabbit can talk, yours won't!" ”
How could old Washh have thought that no one had found a man in the cellar on the ranch, and that this man was being kept as a rabbit by a little baby, and he thought it was a child's play. Don't talk about other people's two stupid sons, when I was young, I also fantasized about having some virtual friends for a while, many of whom are characters from cartoons, and invited them to come to the house to play games and drink tea or something.
Old Walsh thought that Ning Ning's so-called talking rabbit was made up.
"Then I can't help it, I can't catch a talking rabbit!"
"Okay, you can play while you go, I still have something to do with your Grandpa Walsh" Jian Heng saw that the little girl didn't know what kind of demon moth was making trouble here, and immediately said to the little guy.
Now Jian Heng's mood doesn't know how to say, compared to the little girl's talking rabbit, Jian Heng feels that this gang of old beauties is fucked up, because this gang of children is going to hold a festival for the four-eyed black, that is, the town decided to choose a date, tentatively designated as the Black Wolf Festival!
A year ago, I was shouting and shouting to kill, but now I actually came out to create a festival for the four-eyed black, you say fuck up or not!