Tinkering.

Tinkering.

"Xiaoyu, don't make trouble...... I'll sleep a little longer. ”

Han Baiyi went to poke the little hand around his waist in a daze, but he couldn't catch it.

When he squinted and opened his eyes in a half-dream, he saw a dark shadow shrouded in front of him in the dark night.

Han Baiyi's eyes widened instantly, and he rushed out of bed eight meters away.

And then... Then I saw Yang Xiaoyu who didn't know what was crazy, pulled up the curtains, and sat on the bed on his knees, staring at his face with burning eyes.

"Scared me." Han Baiyi suddenly came to his senses, and in a blink of an eye, he turned into the lazy appearance he had just now, yawning and preparing to move back to the bed, looked at his phone, six twenty, and his tone couldn't help but complain, "Why did you get up so early today?" ”

"Han Baiyi, you have changed." Yang Xiaoyu knelt on the bed and said with a serious face.

Han Baiyi heard this familiar beginning, turned his head, and lay down to cover his ears.

Don't listen or don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures.

Yang Xiaoyu rubbed against him as he spoke, pinched his face with his little hand and pulled it out, and said in a serious tone: "Look at you!" Your face is as white as mine, you must have eaten fried pork skin, and you will not be allowed to eat fried pork skin in the future. ”

Yang Xiaoyu looked obliged: "In the future, the fried pork skin will have to belong to me." ”

"Huh?"

Han Aili's cheek raiser that was pulled bounced back suddenly, and she snorted softly in her nose.

The big hand groped around the pillow and pulled out the phone from under Yang Xiaoyu's knees:

"It's like I used to grab it."

I opened the mirror of my phone, and my half-open eyes struggled to open them, and then drooped back again.

It doesn't feel like anything different.

"And more!" Yang Xiaoyu lifted Han Baiyi's pajamas and pulled a piece of meat from his stomach, "Look at it, the eight-pack abs have come out again." ”

Han Baiyi turned over and pulled out the funny to cover his head: "Didn't you practice it last year......

Yang Xiaoyu's cheeks bulged: "But didn't you eat fat later!" ”

"That may have been last night."

When he talks in his sleep, he usually doesn't have a brain.

was dreaming, Han Baiyi seemed to remember the crackling that hurt into the heart and shattered the anorectum yesterday, and his brain suddenly woke up.

Opening his eyes, Han Baiyi sat up straight under Yang Xiaoyu's strange gaze, lifted his shirt and touched his stomach, and pinched his skin, he really felt the changes in his body.

Thinking about the plasma ash oil from the toilet bowl yesterday, I thought to myself that I was probably washed by that inspiration.

Although it is good to be able to return to the eight-pack ab era without hard work, this white and tender skin looks like a child, how awkward.

I thought so, but my body got out of bed honestly.

Standing up, Han Baiyi walked into the bathroom as if he was nothing, and as soon as he closed the door, his true nature was immediately revealed - he jumped high to test his muscles, and he swung his fists to dodge to practice reaction speed, and even did several backflips in the small space of the bathroom, bouncing happily with Yang Xiaoyu on his back for a while, and then began to pose ♂ in front of the mirror, admiring his white and tender muscles that ran away from home and returned.

So, Yang Xiaoyu was outside watching the figures in the toilet through the translucent frosted glass in the hotel bathroom.

At first, he snickered and watched it with relish, but after a while, he turned into a person who had come over, and pretended to sigh:

"Hey, man, ......"

"Childish!"

Then she quietly crawled to the end of the bed, silently and carefully, took out the last lychee lollipop from Han Baiyi's bag.

"Ahh

Just as he was posing, Han Baiyi suddenly remembered his own system.

Sure enough, as soon as it was opened, there was a series of prompt sounds, all the prompts were [Spirit Point +1], and the Spirit Point increased directly from 0 to 25 when it was just used up yesterday, looking at these points, Han Baiyi couldn't help but think of the pain that was comparable to giving birth last night, and his whole body was full of spirits.

The legendary anorectal severance is nothing more than that, right?

In addition, as soon as I heard the name of the spiritual point, I knew that it was related to last night's video, and then linked to the surge of the spiritual point this night, Han Baiyi wiped his face casually in the bathroom and rushed out to open the video, looking at the number of plays in the information column of station D.

In just one night, the playback volume reached 3100w.

There are more than 30 tips for more than 1,000 yuan alone!

Then open Ai Qibi, Uniyi and several large video websites to watch it, and none of the views are less than 10 million, and they are even skyrocketing at a speed visible to the naked eye.

But the headline that was originally on the first place in the hot search of Jubo was deleted, I don't know what the reason is.

As soon as I looked at the comments at the bottom of the video, I realized that the hot search was controlled, but these videos couldn't be turned off.

I heard that last night, the Uniqa website server was restarted and failed to remove this video, and the headlines of the major videos are the videos of "Wolf Prologue", and the major video websites are all speaking to explain the situation, in order to limit the development of public opinion, and all kinds of conspiracy theories about the 'savior' emerge in endlessly.

But fortunately, the novel has developed rapidly over the years, and netizens' brains are getting bigger and bigger, and their guesses are becoming more and more unreliable.

In addition, the man who claims to be the savior in the video is on fire, and the whole country is doxxing him.

At the same time, there is an endless stream of all kinds of joke emojis.

[Aha! You think I'm your husband? Actually, I'm the Savior! 】

[I, the savior, gender equality (anti-wolf female corpse with picture)]

[The rescuer said to explode your dog's head, and you will explode your dog's head (wolf corpse with picture)]

[Thou shalt be my wife—the savior says to the wolf]

But Han Baiyi searched for a long time, and finally didn't figure out what elements the popularity points in his information column corresponded to, but looked at the savior's emoji with a silly music.

Netizen: This thing is really fucking talented.

While thinking, Han Baiyi turned off the computer and began to pack up.

"Xiaoyu, we are tickets for noon, don't forget to bring your things and prepare your luggage for a ......"

Yang Xiaoyu instinctively turned her head and held a lollipop in her mouth.

"You're gone with tomorrow's snacks." Han Baiyi's face was indifferent.

"Huh?! Don't—"

......

On the high speed, the warriors sped by.

The soft sound of a mobile phone rang out in the carriage.

"Ah Wei fell in love with Ah Keung, ...... on a night without orangutans"

"Crooked?"

The index finger ran over the phone, accompanied by the rumble of the engine on the highway, and the slightly hoarse voice of the woman sounded in the cab.

"The address was sent to you, in Dongqing District, I just sent you one, hurry up. The goal is a new awakening, and he has committed three crimes recently, and the information has been sent to you, and he is forcibly arrested, and he can be killed, but the above requires that he be captured alive as much as possible. ”

"Huh? And what about my vacation, Captain? Today is the National Day......"

“......”

On the phone, there was silence for a while.

"Team leader Bai Juntang, female, 24 years old, Special Treatment Section of Xia'an Jinmen Division, the work situation in the second half of the year is as follows: absent from work for 20 days in July, 10 days late, evaluation Ding, salary payable 0 yuan, 8507 yuan after tax; Absenteeism for 19 days in August, 12 days of tardiness, appraisal of Ding, salary payable 0 yuan, 8572 yuan after actual tax, September ......"

“...... Captain Liu Zhi, I was wrong. ”

"It's good to know. Your team members have arrived, and now your action group is missing you, and if today's action goes wrong, then you won't be used for the month. ”

The male voice on the other side of the phone is solemn and strict,

"Remember to hurry up, hang up."

Bai Juntang chewed mints, put his arms on the edge of the window, held the steering wheel with one hand, stepped on the accelerator in white sneakers, and the pointer of the modified speedometer swayed back and forth between 209 and 211, leaving two taillight remnants and broken eyes on the highway, and his tone was lazy: "Huh? But the speed limit is high-speed, Captain......"

"You are responsible for yourself, if you dare to crash the car, you will go to the military court to eat peanuts, understand?"

"That's harsh, Captain."

“...... The Transportation Department called me and you deducted six points for your driver's license. ”

"Huh?"

"Duh... Honk... Toot ......"

Bai Juntang casually threw the mobile phone to the passenger seat, rolled up the sleeves of the brown sweater in half, leaned lazily against the car door and straightened up, and was pulled by the seat belt in the off-road high-speed push back feeling, and his voice was lazy with some resentment:

"It's annoying, that little virgin."

The gaze is as clear as water.

Muttering in his mouth, Bai Juntang turned on the car stereo:

Catch the shrimp household! Take your mom to fly! Shrimp catcher......

Raising his hand, he swiped through the air against the windshield, his fingertips flashing with a pale blue glow.

"Xuanzhang One Style: Spiritual Eyes"

"Genjo Three Styles: Wind Shelter"

With the spirit carving, the center of the pupil seemed to be covered with a layer of pale white contact lenses, everything in the field of vision was slowing down rapidly, and the air centered on the windshield formed an invisible shell in line with fluid mechanics under the spiritual power.

The old drivers along the way gave thumbs up and gave a cordial compliment:

"These sisters are going to be reincarnated, right?"

......

On the other side, Liu Zhi hung up his mobile phone and stuffed it into his trouser pocket, raised his hand to look at his watch, pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and ordered the team members on the side:

"The action will start after three minutes, the first and fourth groups are responsible for guarding, and the second group that is preparing to attack the fortification will be withdrawn, and Bai Juntang will stuff her in after she comes."

"Yes, Captain."

The woman in her early thirties, dressed in black beside her, smiled and said jokingly: "Team Liu, the fact that our team leader Bai went out to travel privately has been known by many people, and we can't always be punished by her alone in our team...... Many of the team members are not convinced. ”

Liu Zhi glanced at her, there was no expression on his face, and his tone was light:

"Not convinced?"

"If any of you wants half of her ability, I will press Bai Juntang down now and make him the team leader!"

"She is what I asked for from the section chief, and I will carry it if she is punished if something happens, and I will carry it for you if you have her ability."

"I dare to protect my calves like this in front of the director!"

"And then? Is there one? ”

"Those who can go up, those who can't go down. The rules are as simple as that, and the people who do things have to be a little bit of a way to do things. ”

As soon as the call ended, the woman immediately stopped squeaking.

Liu Zhi retracted his gaze.

Although the tone was always flat, the young face looked like he was moody, and in fact, he almost tilted his nose in his heart.

He saw all the calculations in their hearts.

A group of parachuted turnips watched the thieves eat meat, but they did not see the thieves being beaten.

I want to stretch out my hand for welfare performance, I don't want to touch the dirty work, there are only a few people who are easy to use, and I am lazy one by one, Liu Zhi is so angry that his head hurts every day.

'Sooner or later, I'll break your legs one by one!' ’

While thinking hatefully in his heart, Liu Zhi carried out the final deployment of the operation.

When he observed a familiar Hummer driving into the side road in his invisible vision, Liu Zhi picked up the walkie-talkie and ordered in a calm tone:

"Let's get moving."