Chapter 492: The Fool of the Sky
Just when Li Yong was puzzled, Yingluo said nervously.
"I heard the housekeeper say that the old man came with a horse lance!"
Li Lizhen's face changed slightly when she heard this, and she hurriedly swallowed the porridge in her small mouth and asked.
"What? The old man is carrying a horse lance? What happened? Wasn't it okay yesterday? ”
Li Yong listened to it and thought about it for a while, and suddenly realized that Cheng Yanjin must have known about the three-plate axe, Li Yong said with a smile.
"You must have heard the story I told, and your father is really a broken mouth!"
A generation of Mingjun Li Er is a broken mouth, who dares to think about this? Li Lizhen couldn't help but suddenly hear this, except for this matter, there seems to be nothing else to make Cheng Yanjin come to the door, Li Liqing's mind is turning, of course it is impossible for the queen mother and sisters to tell Cheng Yanjin this story, it is impossible for the pheasant slave to be in the palace all the time, and it is impossible for the prince to have little contact with King Wei and Cheng Yanjin, and it seems that it can only be the father who told Cheng Yanjin to listen, Li Lizhen said helplessly.
"Father is really the emperor, and so is Lang Jun, how can you arrange the old prince like this, and now the old prince is coming to the door!"
Arrange it, what else can it be? Li Yong smiled indifferently.
"It's okay, I'll meet him!"
After speaking, Li Yong stretched his waist and got up and walked out, at this time Li Lizhi was also a lot more relieved, because she felt that Cheng Biting Jin could not really turn his face, thinking that at the beginning, Cheng Biting Jin chased Li Yong for half of Chang'an City, but it was just a joke, and when he came to the front yard, he saw Cheng Biting Jin holding a horse lance and pestle on the ground majestic, and several of his brothers followed behind with a blank face, completely unknown why the old general went crazy early in the morning and took them straight to Lijiazhuang, and also held a horse lance, is this a martial arts? Or are you going to a martial arts competition? What the hell is going on? Don't know at all? Li Yong strode over and said with a smile on his face.
"Oh, uncle, why are you here? I'm thinking about visiting my uncle and eating a meal of wine by the way! ”
I haven't waited for Cheng Yanjin to speak! A Cheng family member who has a good relationship with Li Yong asked with a wink.
"Hua Tinghou, what did you do? Wouldn't you also give the old man a beauty? ”
When talking about beauty, the general specially accentuated his tone, and Cheng Yanjin turned around and asked.
"What beauty?"
The general hurriedly said after seeing that the old man's attention was successfully diverted by him.
"No, nothing."
At this moment, the sound of Wei Chigong's laughter sounded outside.
"Lao Cheng, Lao Cheng, I went to look for you early in the morning, I didn't expect you to come to Lijiazhuang, why don't you wait, I have an ax ready for you!"
Yu Chigong strode in, he was really carrying a Xuanhua axe in his hand, and he didn't know where he got it from overnight, seeing Yu Chigong walking with a Xuanhua axe, Li Yong was sure that it was because of that story, but the generals of the Cheng family were at a loss, why were they carrying an axe? Could it be that I came to Lijiazhuang today to chop wood for Li Yong? Cheng bit Jin waved his horse lance and shouted.
"Uh~ Wei Chi old thief! Suffer death! ”
Wei Chigong laughed.
"Can the old man still be afraid of you? Give the lance to the old man, and let the old man come and meet your three-plate axe for a while! ”
Cheng Yanjin didn't have a good airway.
"What a three-plate axe, get out!"
All the generals of the Cheng family were stunned, what the hell is the three-plate axe? I have followed the old general for so many years, and I have never heard of it! Li Yong looked at it with a smile on the side, not to mention, it was quite joyful. Cheng Yanjin turned around and looked at Li Yong there and laughed happily, not angry.
"Li Yong, are you still laughing? also arranged the old man's three-plate axe, I'm afraid you don't know how fierce the old man's horse lance is, right? Today, I'll let you understand the old man's three-plate axe......"
Saying that, Cheng Yanjin himself was stunned, wait a while? What did I just say? Is it a three-plate axe? Poof, Li Yong couldn't help laughing, and Wei Chi Gong over there was already laughing so much that he couldn't straighten his waist, and an old subordinate of Cheng Biting Jin asked suspiciously.
"Three-plate axe? General? Do you have any tricks to hide from us? ”
Some other generals also looked at Cheng Yanjin with a puzzled expression, and their eyes were very obvious, this old general was too unreliable, right? Even hiding it from us? Is it a stunt that is only passed on to his son? Xu Shiji and Li Jing walked in together, and at a glance they saw the Xuanhua big axe in Wei Chigong's hand, and immediately laughed.
"Wow, even the Xuanhua axe is ready, today I want to appreciate Lao Cheng's three-plate axe!"
"Phew! What three-plate axe? I don't know how to have a three-board axe, I use a horse lance! ”
Cheng Biting Jin said loudly, Li Yong stepped forward and smiled.
"Why bother uncle, uncle gallops on the battlefield with a horse lance, invincible, who doesn't know who in the government and the opposition doesn't know? How can you think that your uncle uses an axe because of a little story? Is what the little nephew said right? ”
It stands to reason that this is indeed the case, I don't know how many rumors there are in the market every day, but the problem is that this story is made up by Li Yong! And this story is so well written, even he thinks it is very interesting to listen to it himself, and he wants to continue listening to it, so he thinks that this story will definitely spread, and Cheng Yanjin is not angry.
"You don't know yourself yet? This story you made up will definitely spread, although there may not be many people in Chang'an City who believe it, but if it spreads to the entire Tang Dynasty, won't the old man's reputation be ruined? And if your story continues to be passed on, won't the ordinary people of later generations think that the old man used a three-plate axe? ”
Not to mention, Cheng Biting Jin and Sanban Axe are really matched, it sounds very harmonious, there is no doubt that this story will definitely be passed down and deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, this story has already been verified, not to mention that in ancient times when there were not many entertainment activities, Li Yong smiled and enlightened.
"Uncle, you should think like this, of course you are famous now, and everyone in the entire Tang Dynasty knows about it, but in a few hundred years, how many people do you think the whole world knows about you? But with this story, it's different! Even if it is hundreds of years or thousands of years, you are known to everyone in the people! ”
Cheng Biting Jin couldn't help but be slightly stunned when he heard it, I have to say, what Li Yong said seems to be really reasonable, although he Cheng Biting Jin is also a famous general in the current dynasty, but he can't make any waves in the long history, not to mention a few hundred years before last, just a hundred years later, how many people still remember him Cheng Biting Jin? If Li Yong's story has been passed on, then isn't he Cheng Biting Jin famous among the people and deeply rooted in the hearts of the people? Thinking about it like this, Cheng Yanjin was inexplicably a little excited, who is not famous?
"So, the old man still has to thank you?"
Cheng Yanjin asked a little scratching his head, he suddenly felt that the horse lance in his hand seemed to be a little hot, Li Yong smiled slightly when he heard it.
"No thanks, no thanks, uncle is too polite, who are we with whom? Does my uncle still need to be polite to me? ”
However, I always feel that something is wrong! Cheng Yanjin asked suspiciously.
"That's not right! Even if you want to tell a story, why do you want to say that the old man uses a Xuanhua axe? You can use a horse lance! ”
Li Yong spread his hands and said.
"No, no, if it's true, isn't that history? Who will listen to people talk about history? Legendary stories, of course, must be artistically processed, so that it sounds interesting and can be widely spread! ”
Xu Shiji nodded with a smile.
"That's true, legend! Of course, it must be legendary enough, if it is history, then who is interested in listening to it? Of course, it can't be widely circulated. ”
Cheng Yanjin couldn't help nodding when he heard it, it seemed that this was really the truth, at this time, the generals of the Cheng family also understood, it seemed that Li Yong told a story, and arranged the old man to use an axe, so the old man came to Li Yong to settle the account, no wonder the old man was angry, it looked like a chopping wood with an axe, it was too frustrating, but Cheng Yanjin didn't think that the fame was too attractive for future generations, and he felt excited when he thought that even if his reputation was widely spread after thousands of years, he felt excited, although it was really frustrated with an axe, And it will only have three axes, but no matter what, it is better than obscurity! Besides, his three axes are also quite strong, and they can be regarded as showing some of his bravery, and his personality is indeed appropriate to him, Li Yong said with a smile.
"And, uncle, don't you think that this Xuanhua Axe is actually very compatible with you?"
Wei Chigong laughed.
"It's really a good fit, I started to doubt it after hearing this story, Lao Cheng's use of a horse lance shouldn't be a disguise, right?"
Li Jing said with a smile.
"Don't say it, even the old man is starting to doubt it!"
Cheng Yanjin glanced back at the Xuanhua big axe in Yu Chigong's hand, and suddenly felt that it seemed to be quite pleasing to the eye.
"Lao Cheng, take the axe!"
Yu Chigong shouted, and directly threw the Xuanhua axe in his hand at Cheng Yanjin, Cheng Yanjin thrust the horse lance into the ground, and then took the Xuanhua axe, and then began to dance.
"Li Yong's choreography is good, Lao Cheng is really suitable for using an axe!"
Wei Chigong laughed.
"Lao Cheng, you really have a talent for axes, if you had used an axe a long time ago, maybe you wouldn't have lost to the old man!"
Cheng Biting Jin shouted while dancing with a tiger.
"Fuck off, when did Lao Tzu lose to you?"
At this time, there were people outside who walked in, the eldest grandson Wuji, Du Ruhui, Fang Xuanling and others came together, they were stunned as soon as they walked into the door, Cheng Biting Jin was really holding an axe to dance the tiger and the tiger, could it be that Cheng Biting Jin really knew how to have a three-board axe? With a horse lance just camouflage? No wonder they think so, because Cheng Biting Jin danced the axe to look too harmonious, Cheng Biting Jin and the axe are too compatible, Li Xiaogong shouted.
"Okay, Lao Cheng, you really know how to have a three-board axe! You're hiding so deeply! ”
Li Yong was dumbfounded when he saw this scene, is it so lively today? However, today's Lijiazhuang is even more lively than he imagined, not only these princes are here, even the families of the princes are also here, the noble ladies in Chang'an City are also very bored on weekdays, except for playing mahjong and chatting about family life, there is nothing else to do, and the stories told by Li Yong are also very interesting, in the back house, Li Lizhi has been stunned, I don't know why so many dukes and dukes suddenly came, but how to say that she is also a princess, and these dukes and ladies are also familiar with each other, so they will not be timid at all, Soon took the maids to receive them, and after a conversation, Li Lizhen knew that these Duchess had come to listen to Lang Jun's story, Li Lizhen really couldn't laugh or cry when she heard it, why didn't she think of this answer? The matter of going to Shangxiang can only be put aside for the time being, Wu Cao can still deal with it with Li Liqian, Lin Ruoxi and Luo Fengxiang are already stupid, these are all Duchess of the Kingdom! There are so many Duchess and Duchess at once, that's the Duchess of Guo! It was too high for the people of the rivers and lakes, and just when the two of them had not recovered from their sluggishness, a maid suddenly rushed in.
"Princess, princess, queen mother has arrived!"
Lin Ruoxi and Luo Fengxiang were directly stunned, what? The queen is also here? Even the queen mother came? This is the most noble woman in the world! Li Lizhen and a group of princesses hurriedly went to greet them, and then they saw the queen mother with Princess Yuzhang, Princess Gaoyang, Princess Jinyang, and even the eldest grandson queen came, and the emperor naturally arrived, Li Er broke in directly, and before he walked in, he heard a pause of applause, and the curious Li Er walked in to take a look, it turned out that Cheng Biting Jin was dancing with a Xuanhua axe, and the dance was called a tiger and a tiger, and everyone next to him was cheering loudly, Li Er couldn't help but be slightly stunned, and he was also suspicious at this moment, Cheng Biting Jin, this guy won't really know how to have a three-board axe, right? Otherwise, how can you happily dance the Xuanhua axe? And where did this Xuanhua big axe come from? That's not right! Didn't Cheng Yanjin wave his horse lance and go straight to Lijiazhuang early in the morning? This is obviously to settle accounts with Li Yong! Why is the corner of the mouth smiling now almost reaching the root of the ear? Needless to say, Cheng Biting Jin was fooled by Li Yong again!
"The saint has arrived!"
Li Er, who walked in, immediately became the focus of the audience.
"Ministers and saints!"
Li Er said with a smile.
"You don't have to be formal, today I came to listen to the story like everyone else, and by the way, I can also appreciate the three-plate axe of Zhijie!"
Cheng Biting Jin blushed.
"Sage, you don't know the minister, the minister is good at using the horse lance, how can you have a three-plate axe?"
Li Er said with a smile.
"Really? But I saw you dancing with an axe just now! ”
Cheng Yanjin hurriedly said.
"What's the matter, the minister is dancing!"
Wei Chigong said with a smile.
"Sage, the minister thinks it's a pity for Lao Cheng to use a horse lance, he really should have a Xuanhua big axe, it's too suitable for him!"
Xu Shiji also smiled.
"Don't say it, Lao Cheng is really a special match with the Xuanhua axe!"
Li Er said with a smile.
"Just now, I saw Zhijie wielding the Xuanhua axe, and even thought that Zhijie really knew how to use a three-plate axe!"
The crowd laughed in unison.
"The minister also thinks so, don't hide it from everyone, when the minister just listened to the story, he felt that Lao Cheng and Xuanhua Daaxe were very compatible, so Li Yong was not indiscriminately arranged at all!"
"Yes, Li Yong is also as wise as a torch, he saw through the essence of Lao Cheng at a glance, and discovered Lao Cheng's talent in Xuanhua Axe at a glance!"