Chapter 201: God's Mission (I)
For Kevin, who is determined to have a funny career, orthodox names are basically no longer in his consideration, and since he is the number one here, he naturally has the final say. The teammates www.biquge.info the pen "Fun" Pavilion have all worked with Kevin, and they all know his abilities, so God can teach God and God, and there is no objection. Only the Dark Elf still looked unacceptable, but it was clear that his opinion was not very important here.
The name of the church was established, and the doctrine basically copied the doctrine of light, followed by some details. How should we preach from tomorrow onwards? Thousands of people kneeling together like today are obviously unreasonable, and they will not be heard in the back row. Seven people are divided equally, and they can't be busy, no matter how small this city is, there are three or four thousand people, and one person is still too exaggerated to be responsible for five or six hundred people, and the key is the language barrier.
Even if the translator is willing to help, there is only one person, and the others can talk to the pictures at most. The size of this diagram determines that the number of professors is at most thirty or fifty, and even the diagram cannot be seen clearly. And Kevin and the others will not be here for a long time, and they must try their best to make the teachings as convincing as possible before they can move on to the next step.
Everyone expressed their opinions, and they couldn't come up with a perfect plan for a while. In the end, Kevin decided that everyone could still pass as much as they could, and at the same time see if they could build a church or something. But there are some rituals that are essential.
Everyone has been refining the content of God's religion in the middle of the night, and the logo is slightly borrowed from the cross symbol of the Church of Light, but in order to distinguish it, they draw an extra circle on it. The hymn directly changed a few words and copied it. Fortunately, no one on Kevin's side is religious, otherwise such a blasphemous plan would not have been carried out even by people who believe in other sects.
It wasn't until 3 o'clock in the middle of the night that the religion was finally basically completed, and everyone was drawing a lot of pictures all night. The Dark Elves also helped a little, after all, everyone was working, and it was embarrassing for him to sit down. When the last stroke was finally finished, everyone stretched their waists and rubbed their eyes, and their exhaustion was overflowing. You must know that I haven't slept well in the past few days, drawing until midnight every day, and I haven't rested during the day.
"Alright, Dark Elf friend, I've worked hard for you today," Kevin said as he stood up, "You can go back and rest too." ”
The dark elf yawned and was not polite: "Okay, good night to everyone." ”
"Good night. They answered.
Walking all the way to the door, the dark elf suddenly turned around: "Since I'm familiar with this today, then I'll ask one more question, right?"
"Yes, just ask. Kevin replied.
"What kind of church are you working so hard to teach the low-level civilians to read, what is the purpose?" the dark elf asked, "We dark elves don't like to answer around the bend, can you just tell me directly?"
Kevin glanced back at everyone, lowered his head and smiled, "Then, can you tell us that the dark elves are coming here this time, do you have any other purpose?"
The Dark Elf smiled as well, stopped talking, and finally nodded to the crowd and turned to leave.
As soon as the people left, Kevin hurriedly closed the door and sat back in his chair, before he could speak, everyone had already begun to complain: "There is still a meeting?"
"There are some things that are inconvenient to say in front of outsiders, of course you have to wait until he is gone," Kevin comforted everyone, "Come on, just a few words." A few tasks are assigned. ”
Kevin stopped talking nonsense, took the pen and paper, wrote a few words and handed them to the little spoon. The little spoon took it and looked at it, and couldn't help but be stunned. It reads: "Prepare for the assassination of the kobold leader, prepare for the assassination of the priest of the church here." It must not be possible to let people see who killed it, and if you are not sure, simply give up. ”
After reading it, the little spoon solemnly burned the note.
"The preliminary preparations must be done, you must know that the head of the regiment has not come out after all. If he is elevated, then there is no problem, because the translator is already on his knees. But if he is not hollowed out, then at least one thing is certain, he does not believe in God. Kevin sighed, wrote down another note over and over again, and handed it to Jack.
Jack took it and looked at it, and he was also stunned, "Recently, all the communication birds that have flown out of the Church of Light, notify the parrots to be killed!"
"Just in case, I'll also say to my crows," Kevin explained, "that tomorrow is foreseeable that the people of the Church of Light will attack our church and may call for reinforcements if they fail." So we need to prepare in advance. ”
Everyone nodded.
"Let's see if there's anything missing?" Kevin asked.
At this time, everyone was already very sleepy, and everyone looked like their eyelids were fighting, and it seemed that their thinking ability had also decreased a lot.
Kevin was helpless: "Forget it, let's go back to sleep." Still able to sleep for about 4 hours, we got up on time at 7 o'clock. Carry out the ceremony, and then rain or shine. ”
As soon as they heard that they could finally sleep, everyone suddenly came to their senses, nodded over and over again, and walked out, for fear that they would be stopped by Kevin again if they were one step late, and took on a bunch of tasks. Kevin could only shake his head, put his clothes on the bed, and save all the washing and bathing.
Early the next morning, Kevin woke up half an hour early, as the commander-in-chief here, and the god's leader, the pressure on his body was indeed far greater than ordinary people.
Rubbing his eyes, he pushed open the window and felt the cold wind pouring in, looking at this quiet main city, just quietly in a daze.
Suddenly, the crow flew down, and the message in the contract came: "What's the matter, pretend to be deep early in the morning." ”
Kevin smiled and replied, "You're a bird in the future, what do you think?"
"I'd better be a god's dog walker. The crow also teased.
Kevin smiled and continued to look into the distance in a daze.
"What are you thinking?" the crow contracted, "How do you feel about leaving your hometown and causing a big incident?"
Kevin shook his head: "No matter how firm my belief is, there will be times when I waver, and sometimes I need to slow down a little." ”
The crow was silent for a moment and replied: "It's a pity that you can't wait long, I just found out in the sky that the government army has purchased new weapons, all covered with cloths, and I don't know what they are." But it is estimated that the next government army will be stronger. ”
Kevin nodded: "The combat effectiveness of the two sides is balanced, and since the government army has procured it, the rebel army will not pull it down." We have to fit in as quickly as possible, and if possible, we are allowed to follow them when they are purchasing. You should be able to see and a lot of things. ”
Crow: "Come on, I'll continue to scout for you." ”
"Thank you," Kevin reached out and stroked the crow's head, "but really, I don't have anything to reward you." What do you want after this mission?"
The crow shook his head: "Actually, I'm also quite confused, as a bird, after eating and drinking, there are no natural enemies, what else should I do? ”
"Don't you want a wife?" joked Kevin.
The crow replied coldly, "Can you help me find a wife?"
Kevin was stunned, remembering that he seemed to be the only crow with real wisdom. The other crows have no wisdom, and in his eyes they are no different from the mentally retarded, and it is estimated that he will not look down on them.
The crow stopped talking nonsense, flapped its wings and flew high, and the moment was gone. Kevin sighed, saw that the time was close to 7 o'clock, and immediately walked out of the room and woke everyone up one by one.
After only 4 hours of sleep, no one could wake up completely, but no one complained at this time. According to the original plan, everyone came to the tree from yesterday, and seven people stood in a circle around the tree, and then joined hands and shouted together:
"God bless me! God bless me! God bless me!"
Their shouts soon alarmed the other kobolds, and it was also time for the kobolds to get up, and after yesterday's worship, everyone came out to watch as soon as they heard the language they didn't understand. Of course, they couldn't understand what they were doing, but they subconsciously felt that it was very sacred and high-end.
No one dared to come and disturb, no one dared to speak loudly, and no one dared to walk in and watch, just huddled in the distance and whispered.
"I feel like we're idiots. The dark elves performed the ritual again and again, and whispered over and over again.
"Honestly, it's a lot like that. Sain replied unceremoniously.
Kevin could only comfort everyone: "Rituals are a very important thing for religion, and if many people do rituals together, people will have a herd mentality, and a sense of sacredness will naturally arise." The ritual of a fixed time will remind people of their beliefs at all times, and also prevent them from forgetting after a long time. ”
"Are you quite researched?" asked Sain.
"Also, why is the church so big? Why is the dome so big? I think there is also a psychological factor in this, there is a picture of God on the top of the church, and when you are in the church, you obviously feel that God is watching you, and at the same time, it is easy to feel your own insignificance, and then believe in this teaching," Kevin continued, "If there is a light spell, it is easier, and it can be regarded as a miracle. If not, it is not impossible to proselytize. ”
"So you want to build a church too?" asked Little Spoon, "and there's a god's on the top of it, and the believers will feel the god watching you?"
"Actually, it's not only," Kevin continued, "I didn't know where the light spells came from, thinking it was just a secret circulating within them. But with the current breadth of the Church of Light's mission, even the spells of low-level pastors have not been leaked, which is somewhat difficult to explain. It wasn't until I read the Magic Array books that I started to have new ideas. ”
"What?" the crowd asked.
"Is it possible that when the church was built, the church itself was already embedded with some kind of magic array. When priests and believers pray in the church for long periods of time, they may subtly change their constitution to use light spells," Kevin reasoned, "which explains that even if someone else steals their spells, they can't use light spells, but only priests can use them." ”
Everyone looked at each other, and the dark elf smiled, "Do you not believe in the existence of gods so much?"
Kevin also retorted with a smile: "If there is a god, then obviously there is a god's fucking existence as well." ”
"God bless me! God bless me! God bless me!"
The seven of them shouted around the tree for about ten minutes, and finally stopped, and then they went back to their houses to have breakfast and so on.
As soon as breakfast was finished, the kobold leader came over with an interpreter, and Kevin and the others were also sitting in the room, knowing his arrival.
"I didn't expect Mr. Kevin to be a prophet. Through the translation, the kobold head expressed his respect.
Kevin corrected: "Strictly speaking, I'm not a prophet. But I am indeed a clergyman, and I have some prophetic abilities, so I did not refute the interpreter's inquiry last night. ”
"And who are you?"
"I'm a master. Kevin replied. After the translation, it is estimated that the word will not have any special meaning to the kobold, and sure enough, the head of the regiment stopped and did not react at all.
Kevin then introduced his church, which was all familiar with last night, and who was the archbishop and who was the saint behind him. Everyone looks like a god stick, but at least if you don't pretend to be a god stick at this time, it may become a human stick.
"Commander, you can rest assured that we are not in the habit of forcing others to join the church. Our main purpose is education. If you enter the church, you will receive education, and there is no problem if you do not enter the church. Our church does not conflict with any church, because our god is the highest level of god, and he can believe in any god at the same time. ”
"In addition, if we remain militarily neutral, I will never, and will not, mobilize your troops. We will not mobilize the enemy's army, we are the church of God, and we are also Lou Pauler's countrymen, and our country is neutral, so we will not do any partiality actions, you can rest assured of this. I can swear by God's fucking name!" Kevin raised his right hand and swore an oath.
"I swear that I, Kevin Absent, will never affect the kobolds' military operations. Only with great love and great kindness to help the weak and educate the weak. If you break your oath, let God kill me!" Kevin finished his oath, his face solemn.
Commander: "......"
Subsequently, Kevin once again listed to the regiment commander the benefits of providing education to civilians: "Throughout history, after civilians open their minds, their national strength has become stronger in an instant. You have to know what you civilians are going to do now? But what about the further processing of the ore? What about agriculture? You don't even know how to farm. You have so much to learn. ”
"Your shaman tries to get the kobold to live underground and get the candle off his head, but if you don't have the right measures, you're going to have to go back to mining in the end. Do you want to be able to defeat each other with just the vehicles you bought?" Kevin asked rhetorically.
While speaking, a kobold suddenly rushed in and reported to the head of the regiment, who seemed to change his face and hurriedly rushed out with people.
"What's going on, is there an emergency?" Sain asked Kevin.
Kevin nodded: "Well, the government army is suspected to have obtained a new type of weapon, which seems to be another wheeled combat vehicle." This one is estimated to be lost. "Kevin is in the city, but he is almost in control.
But as soon as the head of the regiment left, the priest of the Church of Light rushed in with two light elves, both with angry expressions on their faces.
"Hey, come in and knock on the door, be polite. Kevin just spoke calmly.
The priest glared at Kevin, but he still suppressed his anger and slowly sat down opposite Kevin: "I have been preaching for decades, and I have traveled all over the continent, and today I heard for the first time that there is a god's teaching!"
"What? you're going to debate doctrine with me?" Kevin snapped, "be careful not to argue your Church of Light as illegal." ”