Chapter 9 of the Heavenly Machine Chapter 104 The pig's nose is inserted into the onion
Just as the strong men rushed towards Su Wangting, they only heard the word "slow" coming.
The big men stopped, turned their heads to look, and saw a young woman in a purple shirt slowly walking out of the room.
At a glance, this woman's face can be regarded as pretty, but her face is cold and terrifying, and I saw her slowly pacing in front of Su Wangting, glancing at him out of the corner of her eye, and looking him up and down with disdain.
"Li Gui'er!? When you will come back, you will not come to tell me. The tax collector was overjoyed, stepped forward and took the woman's hand with a smile and stroked it.
Li Gui'er bowed her head slightly and replied, "I just arrived last night, and I didn't bother when I saw that my uncle's family was busy preparing for the marriage. ”
"It's okay, it's okay, just come back!"
As he spoke, the tax collector waved to everyone again and again, pointed at Li Gui'er and introduced, "Big guy, do you remember my niece??" Haha, she went to Kyushu at the age of ten, and now she is a character who gives us a face! ”
The old man in charge looked at Li Gui'er for a moment, nodded again and again, and said, "Yo, it turns out that this girl is back?" Eh, I remember, Gui'er went to Kyushu with her father when she was very young, and I don't know what kind of business she has done in Kyushu over the years? ”
"You old thing knows a!" The tax officer rolled his eyes, full of pride, "Our family Gui'er has been invested in Luoxiatan, one of the four famous families in Kyushu, since she was a child, but she is a master of the Eight Classics!" I heard that this time the palace personally invited her back, saying that she wanted her to serve as the chief of the imperial guard! Hehe, in the future, she will be a celebrity in front of the saint, much better than my uncle! ”
As soon as these words came out, all the villagers stood up and bowed their hands, and the congratulatory voices continued.
Li Gui'er had no waves, as if he hadn't listened to a word of his uncle's kind words, and was still staring at Su Wangting coldly.
"Your face doesn't look like a nocturnal person." Li Gui'er suddenly spoke.
Su Wangting shook his head: "No." ”
"Kyushu?"
"Yes."
Li Gui'er snorted lightly and looked at the broken beam on the ground: "This marriage beam has been broken three times in a row." I'm afraid, it's not providence, right? ”
Su Wangting raised his eyebrows: "Oh? What does that girl mean? ”
Li Gui'er walked slowly to a broken beam, stretched out a foot and stepped on it lightly, so she only heard it snort softly.
"Click."
The broken beam, broken again.
Su Wangting was a little surprised, pouted and nodded: "As a female streamer, this internal cultivation is okay." ”
Li Gui'er snorted lightly and said coldly: "You have broken the stone beam three times in a row without being quiet, and your internal strength is also good." ”
Su Wangting shrugged: "General, average, the girl is overrated." ”
"Are you praising me?" Li Gui'er clenched her silver teeth, her eyebrows frowned slightly, "You deliberately came to make trouble at your uncle's wedding banquet, what is it?" ”
Su Wangting scratched his head and thought for a long time before he smiled and spit out a word.
"Play."
"Play? Hey, what a big breath. Li Gui'er slowly took off a pair of meridian mandarin ducks from her waist, "Destroy people's relatives and create evil." Show your weapons and let this girl see which sect you are in Kyushu. ”
Su Wangting spread out his hand and said with a smile: "There is no door and no faction, the rivers and lakes are just scattered." ”
Li Gui'er sneered: "The rivers and lakes are scattered? Even if you are a scattered person, you know the prestige of the four famous families, right? This girl is the personal disciple of the head of Luoxiatan, and today you came to the village to make trouble and was bumped into by me, and I can only say that you are unlucky. ”
"Hmph, it turned out to be a deliberate mess!! I think you have the power to break stones, but with my niece here, you can't afford to make any waves! The tax collector said proudly.
Su Wangting said expressionlessly: "Troublemaker? I didn't mess around. ”
The tax official shouted angrily: "Deliberately breaking the marriage beam, isn't it considered a trouble!?" ”
Su Wangting gritted his teeth and smiled: "I'm not making trouble, didn't I follow the customs of your night flow country when I did this?" ”
"Fuck your shit!! When did we have the custom of making trouble at people's wedding banquets in our nocturnal country!? ”
Su Wangting picked his nose and said lightly: "If you rob a woman, you will get married, this is the custom of your night flow country, right?" Then why can't I snatch the girl you snatched away again and bring it back to Kyushu to marry myself? ”
"Presumptuous!! You ......."
Before he finished speaking, a jade hand stretched out, interrupting the tax officer's reprimand.
Li Gui stared at Su Wangting and said coldly: "It seems that with the name of Luoxia Beach, I can't suppress you?" ”
Su Wangting shook his head: "I can't hold it." ”
"How can you be so ignorant of the height of the sky? Do you know that even if you offend me in Kyushu, it will not end well, let alone this is still in this foreign country? ”
Su Wangting looked Li Gui'er up and down, and said with a wicked smile: "Look at the girl's appearance is not bad, why don't I take the girl away and take her back to Kyushu to be a wife for a friend of mine?" How good it is that the women of the nocturnal country are married according to the customs of the nocturnal country. ”
"Hehe, if you have the ability to do this, just come."
As soon as the words fell, I saw Li Gui'er's figure flicker and disappear in place.
Cold light flashed from Su Wangting's side.
A sharp mandarin duck slashed straight at its temple!!
"Brush!"
Li Gui'er appeared at Su Wangting's side, her lips slightly raised.
"Although it is not appropriate to kill people at a wedding feast. But for wicked people like you who come to make trouble, killing the bento is like slaughtering pigs and chickens and sacrificing to the sky, and the right is to add joy to the wedding banquet. ”
Li Gui'er was very sure that the touch of Shicai had indeed pierced the other party's head.
I'm afraid that the other party's death must be very bloody and ugly.
Qian Duoduo, who was sitting at the banquet, covered his mouth and stared nervously at Su Wangting, who was motionless.
"Brother Su......"
But Su Wangting, who had been killed by his own move in Li Guier's heart, did not see a trace of blood flowing from his head for a long time, and his head was not cut open, it was still intact.
"Huh?"
Li Gui'er gasped and frowned as she stared at Su Wangting, who was not moving.
Suddenly, she seemed to think of something and exclaimed, "Afterimage!? ”
Right.
Afterimage.
As soon as her exclamation fell, Su Wangting's figure in front of her gradually began to disperse.
Li Gui'er's beautiful eyes gradually widened.
At this point, the shame in her heart was even greater than her surprise.
Just because she is a personal disciple of the head of Luoxiatan, so far, her body method has not been able to do it fast enough to leave an afterimage.
Luoxia Beach is the most proud of its style.
And at this time, he was actually compared to the body method by a scattered person?
"What about others!?"
Li Gui'er looked around, but there was no trace of Su Wangting.
"It's so fast that it's hard for me to find it? Who is this person? ”
"What the hell!!"
I don't know who shouted, and the villagers who were already afraid of the broken three marriage beams fled one after another and dispersed.
was originally a crowded wedding banquet, but at this time, only Qian Duoduo was still sitting in place.
Only a mess remained.
"Uncle, don't panic, it's not a ghost." Li Gui'er comforted the tax official softly, but a pair of beautiful eyes were still vigilantly looking around, "This person has a good style." It seems to be a master from Kyushu. ”
The tax collector cried out with a sad face, "I... I've never been to Kyushu, so how can I offend their martial arts masters? This... This and this are reasonable. ”
"Uncle, don't panic, after all, my niece is the head of Luoxiatan's personal disciple, and it's not so easy to deal with."
"That's right. You are the person who is going to be the head of the imperial guard, how can you not even hold down a scattered person. The tax collector nodded again and again, and looked around with Li Gui'er's gaze.
"Ahh
A scream came suddenly.
I saw an obese figure in a red shirt flying out of the ancestral hall.
"Bang!"
Fell heavily to the ground.
A fair-skinned and obese face with a nosebleed.
"Ahh
The tax collector was frightened and hurried to help the stupid son who was fatter than him.
"Wow!! Father!!! I don't want to get married, I want to eat sugar!! ”
Li Gui'er stared at the gate of the ancestral hall, holding a mandarin duck in front of the father and son.
She swallowed.
Could it be that this person slipped into the ancestral hall under his nose?
"Quick!! Don't let that guy snatch my daughter-in-law!! The tax collector pointed to the ancestral hall and shouted.
Li Gui'er bowed slightly, and hurriedly swept to the door of the ancestral hall.
Then she froze.
I saw that on the ground in the ancestral hall, there was a maid who seemed to have passed out in a coma.
And the man who claimed to be a scattered man was standing in front of the bride in a bright red wedding dress, covering his mouth and snickering.
I saw that the bride's red hijab had been lifted, and a face that was much better looking than herself was dull, and a pair of big watery eyes just stared at the man in front of her in a daze, and did not speak.
"Hey, hey, hey." Su Wangting covered his mouth and smiled and twitched all over, "You, you, don't you still sneak out." Does it taste good to be Gu? ”
Saying that, Su Wangting actually made a grimace in front of Bai Kui: "Isn't it uncomfortable?" I can't speak, and I can't move my hands and feet. Why don't I just go, let you have a hole with that stupid boy, and then give your dad a big fat boy back? Hey. ”
Bai Kui's face twitched slightly.
She seemed to want to say something, but she couldn't say anything.
"Stay honest, you!" Saying that, Su Wangting stretched out his finger and poked Bai Kui's forehead fiercely, "Sneaking out again, do you think your father's life is too long, and you want to him off to death?" ”
"Whore! Stay away from my cousin's daughter-in-law! Li Gui'er's angry shouts came.
Su Wangting sighed lightly, turned around, and walked slowly towards Li Gui'er.
"You'd better not stop me. I never kill women, and I don't even want to fight. ”
"Oh?" Li Gui'er slowly raised the mandarin duck in her hand, "When you were in Kyushu, you dared to be so ashamed of the disciples of the four famous sects in the past?" ”
Su Wangting didn't stop at his feet, and said lightly: "Luoxia Beach, right?" Night Eagle, how is it in your door? ”
Li Gui'er gritted her silver teeth: "Senior Brother Night Lone Eagle, naturally we are the best of the younger generation in Luoxia Beach, even if it is placed in the rivers and lakes of Kyushu, it is also famous!" ”
"Oh. Have you found his body so far? ”
"Wow!" Li Gui'er gasped when she heard this, "You actually know about this? ”
"Did you find it?" Su Wangting repeated.
Li Gui'er's face turned red, and she gritted her teeth and said, "Yes, he was defeated by the Jade-faced Demon Knife!" If he was defeated by other masters, it would naturally be a shameful thing. Hmph, but if you are defeated under the hands of the jade-faced demon sword, who will laugh at it! ”
After a pause, Li Gui'er added: "Senior Brother Night Lone Eagle knows the name of the Jade-Faced Demon Sword, but he dares to fight it head-on. In that respect alone, he is an example to our fellow disciples! He is still glorious even though he is defeated! ”
Su Wangting sighed and asked, "What about ...... Have you ever seen a jade-faced demon knife? ”
Li Gui'er was stunned when she heard this, and then slowly shook her head: "Although I haven't seen it, I have heard it mentioned by my fellow senior brother." ”
"Is it Situ Kong?"
Li Gui'er lost her voice and said, "Huh!? Why are you so familiar with the people of our Luoxia Beach? ”
Su Wangting stood still in front of Li Gui'er, and asked very indecently by picking his nostrils: "Then Situ Kong, how did you describe the jade-faced demon knife?" ”
Li Gui'er pursed her lips and thought for a moment, then suddenly frowned: "Why do I have to answer?" You're just a whore whore who comes to ruin people's affairs, what do you have to say!! ”
"If you don't want to get hurt, it's better to talk."
Li Gui'er swallowed lightly again, and said in a deep voice: "Your body style is indeed amazing, and your skills must be not bad, and it is indeed rare for people like you to cultivate like you outside the four famous families in Kyushu." I answer your question, yes, but then you must also tell me who you are and why you are here. ”
Su Wangting nodded: "Okay." ”
Li Gui'er lowered the weapon in her hand slightly, and said slowly: "Senior Brother Situ Kong once said that the figure of the jade-faced demon knife is tall, and its face is indeed worthy of the word 'jade face', and it can even be called a handsome ......."
Li Gui'er stared at Su Wangting's face, and her speech gradually slowed down.
He looked Su Wangting's figure up and down again, and an ominous omen slowly rose from his heart.
"Well, what else?" Su Wangting asked.
Li Gui'er came back to her senses abruptly, and continued with a hesitant face: "Listen... I heard that the weapon of the jade-faced demon knife is a long black knife with a narrow sheath, which does not seem to be a traditional weapon in Kyushu, but comes from Silla. ”
"Uh-huh." Su Wangting nodded repeatedly, "Is there anything else?" ”
"Bastard!! I know what you mean, don't you just want to pretend to be a jade-faced demon knife to pretend to be a ghost!! Li Gui'er raised the mandarin duck in her hand again, and the cold light in her beautiful eyes burst out, "Not bad!" If it is based on your face alone, you are qualified to impersonate the jade-faced demon sword. Hmph, but don't forget, you can't hold his knife!! ”
Su Wangting spread out his hands and said blankly: "Then you mean, I don't have a knife on me, not like?" ”
"Pig's nose sticks onions, pretending to be an elephant!!" Li Gui'er took a deep breath and secretly lucked herself on the soles of her feet, "It's not worth talking about the so-called martial arts scum like you!" ”
"Oh."
Su Wangting slowly lifted the corner of his blouse.
Then he pointed to his waist and smiled at Li Gui'er.
"Look. Now it's like that? ”
Li Gui'er's eyes shrank sharply!
I saw a long black narrow sheath like the one in her mouth, appearing on her waist!