Chapter 187: Who Kills Whom
"What's good? Where?" Yi Chen suddenly became interested when he heard this.
"Hey, isn't it right in front of you? are you blind?" the old guy glanced at him, and said with a smile: "Look at this little thing, how interesting it is, I remember that in the sect, although there are magic weapons with similar effects, they are all rare goods, and it is difficult to get them." ”
"You say it?" Yi Chen glanced at the so-called "style of speech", and couldn't help but complain: "It's just this kind of, and it can be regarded as a good thing?"
"Why, isn't that unusual?"
Yi Chen shook his head and sighed: "The art of transmitting sound into the secret, but as long as you are a monk, who wouldn't?
"That's different. The old guy shook his head like a rattle, "You just think of monks, have you ever considered ordinary people? This little thing has no requirements for users, it is a great innovation in itself, if the price can be lower, I think it should be popular all over the world, and the market is dropping!"
"Oh, it turns out that my predecessors thought about it from this perspective. Yi Chen nodded approvingly, and said with a smile: "I have to say, your forward-looking vision is really good, in fact, this idea of yours has already been realized in our world." ”
"Really, what's the way to do it?" the old guy was immediately interested.
"Hey, didn't I mention to you something called a 'cell phone' before?"
"Hand ...... machine?"
"Damn, you can't remember, Alzheimer's, right?"
"Fuck you, uncle, you're demented! My old man is just ...... It's only once in a while. ”
"Is it?~" Yi Chen smiled maliciously, and did not take advantage of the victory to pursue, but said: "In short, everyone in our place has a similar machine in their hands, no matter where they are, as long as they pay the money." You can talk to people as much as you want, for as long as you want. ”
"So powerful?" the old fellow's eyes widened, a little incredulous.
"Not only that, this mobile phone can also transmit text and images, even if you are separated from someone else at the end of the world, a phone call past, you can see his face through the screen, or talk to him, and even pass the documents you want to transmit. ”
"Really?" the old guy was a little stunned. "If I'm in Kyoto right now and you're here, and we're on the phone, can I see you?"
"Absolutely, as long as we all have a mobile phone. ”
"That'...... What if I'm in the Far West Savage Continent?"
"No problem, even if we live on opposite sides of the world, we can talk. ”
"That'...... Shall I pass on a living person to the past?"
"It's definitely not going to work, it's just words, sounds, images, and nothing else. ”
"Oh. That's pretty much it, I thought ......" The old fellow hesitated, and then said, "Damn, that's what you say." This mobile phone is really an 'artifact'! Think about how many battles were fought when the two human and demon races were fighting for domination in the world, if the army of the human race had a mobile phone as a communication tool, the demon clan would have been beaten to the name of Dad. Why do you need to delay it for so long? ”
"Ahem......" Yi Chen coughed and sighed: "It's not a world, don't talk about it." We have more and more advanced things there, and you have things here that we don't have. ”
"Really? Like ......"
"For example, people here can cultivate, even to the point of splitting mountains and rivers, and turning rivers into seas, but we can't do it there. For example, you have a lot of natural treasures here, which can give birth to human flesh and bones, and if you leave them with us, they are all valuable treasures. And ......"
"Damn, don't talk about it, besides, I want to go to your other earth. ”
"Aha, I would also like to second, who can do it?"
“......”
One person and one ghost glanced at each other, and at the same time gave up the topic.
In addition to the style of language, there are many other gadgets here, and the group of people feel eye-opening when they take a look.
Of course, for Yi Chen, the feeling is completely different, and many of the novelties here have surprised him and he can't complain.
As for Qingyun, she patronized and applauded her hands along the way, after all, the little girl is at home, and when she suddenly saw so many interesting things, her heart was naturally itchy.
"How's that, what do you like?" Lu Er waved his hand and slapped the money bag on his waist, full of pride.
"I didn't ...... It's nothing. Qingyun pouted and shook her head, this is a habit she has always developed, no matter how much she likes things she sees, she will always subconsciously feel that it is too expensive to buy.
Of course, Yi Chen will not let this situation continue, now he is more or less a little tyrant, and there are no gold and silver mountains, but it is still acceptable to be extravagant and wasteful occasionally.
Besides, how much money can it cost to spend money on this roadside stall?
Without waiting for him to perform, Lu Er took the first step, patted Qingyun's head and said with a smile: "It's okay Xiaoyun girl, just tell Uncle Lu what you like, we will buy whatever you like." ”
"Huh??" Qing Yun was stunned for a moment, and her eyes naturally drifted to Yi Chen, with a hint of longing in her eyes.
In this regard, someone couldn't help but smile and said: "Don't look at me, look at your second uncle Lu, look at him like a local tyrant, if you don't slaughter him hard, it is estimated that he will not feel comfortable." ”
"Ahaha, that's so right, welcome to slaughter!~" Lu Er was also amused and laughed along.
Qingyun nodded, plucked up the courage and pointed to a stall not far away.
The owner of this stall is a man in black, selling some rare objects, and some jewelry or something, no wonder Qingyun likes it.
"What do you want?" Yi Chen asked as he walked to the stall with her.
"That's it. Qingyun put her little hand to her face and made a gesture of calling.
"Understood. Yi Chen smiled slightly, walked to the stall, and picked up a "language style" to examine it carefully.
"Little brother, this is a good thing, the goods are new and of good quality, and they will definitely not disappoint you. The man in black came up, and his mouth was a string of words, and he was sharp.
Yi Chen let out a "hmm", ignored it, and continued to look at himself.
Seeing this, the man in black couldn't help but work harder to promote the other goods on his stall.
He babbled for a long time, and Lu Er's head was big when he heard it, and he couldn't help but stare and shouted: "Noise! My brother himself doesn't have long eyes, or what, why do you want you to be so crooked?
"Yes, yes. The man in black sneered, and obediently lowered his hands and stood still.
Yi Chen just wanted to test the call distance of the language style, and suddenly heard Hu Zhongxian's voice ringing in his heart: "Boy, good thing, while no one has found it yet, hurry up and take it." ”
"What's the good thing, your old man is broken again?"
", you're just broken, I'm not talking about this thing you have, it's something else. ”
"Really, where?" Yi Chen suddenly became interested, put down his tone and began to look at other things.
"Left, left, stop, look, yes, that's it. ”
"What???" Yi Chen pretended to look at it casually, and as a result, he was very depressed, it turned out that the so-called "good things" turned out to be ...... A rotten bone??
"This ...... This isn't something that people want to sell, right?" Yi Chen looked left and right, and felt that this was just a thing used by other stall owners to press the stall cloth, otherwise how could it be placed in the most corner position?
"You don't care if he sells it or not, let's get it first, and I'll explain to you why when I get back. ”
"Okay......" Yi Chen could only nod.
In any case, Huzhong Immortal is an old ghost after all, and his knowledge is much more extensive than him.
According to his old man's previous words, Lao Tzu has slept with more women than you have ever seen, and the treasures that Lao Tzu has touched are more miscellaneous than your hair, and if you don't listen to Lao Tzu, you will suffer in front of you!
Considering this old man's previous performance, Yi Chen still believed it.
"How do you sell this thing?" he picked up a tone of speech, not looking at the animal bones next to him.
"Ahaha, this young master is really good-looking, I can't hide it, my goods are the cheapest here......" The man in black wanted to talk at length again, but when he saw Lu Er's murderous eyes next to him, he still swallowed his saliva and whispered: "Twenty taels of silver." ”
Yi Chen really wanted to swear, you know, one tael of silver can be converted into one thousand copper coins, and according to the purchasing power, twenty taels is almost equivalent to 20,000 yuan.
Grandma has a leg, a tattered walkie-talkie, and the call distance is not known if there are 500 meters, but she dares to offer 20 taels of silver!
Damn, what a profiteer! This guy really thinks he is selling crazy 24K local tyrant gold?
Yi Chen immediately rolled his eyes, ignored it, directly threw the style back, got up and left.
Lu Er hurriedly dragged him back, took out a piece of gold and threw it on the spread cloth, and said viciously: "your mother, bully my brother to be honest? Tell you, what the master has is money, what other treasures do you have, put them all on the table!"
The man in black saw that the ingot of gold was five taels heavy, and his face had already turned into a sunflower, so he hurriedly pounced on the gold and hugged the gold into his arms, and said in a loud voice: "Small business, small business, just these things, please look at them casually, take them casually." ”
Since Lu Erye came out, Yi Chen was also happy to be generous to others, only to see him wipe a handful on the stall and take away a lot of things, and the beast bone was also "accidentally" smoothed out by him, stuffed into the package, and left.
"The second master comes often when he is free!~" The man in black smiled and waved goodbye to Lu Er and the others.
Yi Chen didn't look back, and walked straight forward.
"Silly 13 youth!" said a sentence from the old man, setting a label for a certain unlucky egg.
On the way, Yi Chen couldn't wait to ask, "Senior, what is this beast bone?" ~”
"What's the hurry, you find a place to live first, and I'll tell you slowly when I'm done. (To be continued......)