Chapter 14: It looks like you've used this trick a lot before
The black bear looked at her and roared a few times, to the effect that this human had a good eyesight, better than other humans.
As soon as Yan Beiluo heard this tone, it turned out that Xiong was also narcissistic, narcissism was good, and narcissism meant that her life was not in danger.
Yan Beiluo stepped up, "A bear like you is so good-looking, there must be a lot of male and female males who are happy with you, which is really enviable." ”
The black bear sat up, patted its chest and said proudly: "That's it, I'm the best-looking bear in a radius of hundreds of miles, and the other males and females are scrambling to give birth to me."
Those stupid bears, no one has as many children as me. ”
Yan Beiluo had a smile on his face, thinking: She thinks that it is the stupidest bear, and other bears will not believe her words.
"Can you also teach me how to make me liked by other members of the opposite sex?"
"No problem, I have experience in this, first of all, you have to be strong, you have to be able to catch a lot of fish, you have to be able to beat your opponents, and the most important thing is that you have to be fierce, and there is ............" Before the black bear could finish roaring, its body fell heavily to the ground.
The little birds perched in the trees flew in other directions in fright.
The black bear stared at Yan Beiluo with wide eyes before dying, and he didn't know how it died until it died?
Yan Beiluo listened attentively, and heard the sound of the black bear falling to the ground, she looked at the black bear's corpse with a confused expression, and asked, "Second brother, why is it dead?" ”
"Stupid, of course I was killed by my eldest brother, if we were all as stupid as you and chatting with the black bear, we would all die eight times." Mu really didn't expect Yan Beiluo to be able to chat with the black bear.
Yan Beiluo was unconvinced: "I call this strategy, understand?" At least it didn't kill me.
If I had been stupid and had fought against it, I guess the corpse that had fallen to the ground at this time would have been me. ”
Yan Beiluo believes that no matter what she does, strategy is the most important thing, and if she blindly does it, she will only be hurt in the end.
"It's not that there is no killing opportunity, it makes people laugh at you when they see you talking to a bear." Mu had already found that Yan Beiluo was even more stupid than he expected.
Yan Beiluo walked up to the black bear and closed its eyes, this kind of death can be regarded as a relief for the black bear, at least it is much better than dying of blood.
Yan Beiluo looked at the deer behind Mu and said, "Big brother, you send the prey down the mountain first, and then come back to pick me up and the second brother." ”
"Okay." Mu Qi bent down to try to get the black bear on him, but since he had another one on him, it was a bit difficult to get the black bear.
Yan Beiluo bent down to help, she lifted the bear with both hands, but she didn't move.
She tried two more times, but she was a little tired and panting, but she still didn't move.
Mu Ji shook his head helplessly, pointing at Yan Beiluo's big waste, don't want to carry the black bear home.
He jumped down from the tree and walked up to the bear.
He bent down and put the black bear firmly on Kiki's shoulders.
After waiting for Mu Qi to go down the mountain, he climbed back to the tree and continued to pick apricots.
He and Yan Beiluo cooperated quite tacitly, and the wood was tired, so he sat on the tree to rest.
He picked an apricot and bit it, not to mention that Yan Beiluo was quite serious about his work, but it was still disgusting.
When the wood had rested enough, he continued to pick apricots on the tree, and when he had picked half a basket of apricots, he went up to the plum tree to pick plums, and by the time Mu Qi felt it, the plums had almost been picked.
Mu had seen him come back and complained, "Big brother, why did you come back?" My hands are sore. ”
"Mother and people are doing it, I'm pulling a fight."
"Huh? Big brother, isn't my mother staying at home? Why is she still very dry? Yan Beiluo wondered.
"My sister-in-law heard out of nowhere that our family has recently earned silver, and she came to the house to make trouble, and wanted her mother to give her the silver."
Mu was anxious when he heard this, "Have a damn dream, why didn't we see her when the three of us brothers and sisters were bullied by our mother?" Now I think about asking for silver, see if I don't kick her ass away. ”
Wood had picked up the two sickles on the ground and put them in the basket, and he took up the basket with apricots, and left the basket with plums for Wood to carry on his back.
Yan Beiluo saw that Mu Da already had a posture of wanting to fight with Mu Qin, trotted forward and persuaded: "Second brother, when you get home, you must hold back, don't pay attention to the words you use to beat your sister-in-law first." ”
"Why is she bullying people? Why should we give her the silver ticket that our family earned? Or do you want her to get our silver ticket? Mu said indignantly.
"It's definitely not okay to take our silver tickets, I mean at least don't let her get hurt, or the villagers will accuse you if they see it."
Mu had glanced at Yan Beiluo and said sarcastically: "It seems that you didn't use this trick less before, otherwise why are you so familiar?" ”
Eh, Yan Beiluo enthusiastically made a move to Mu Ji, and was nailed to death by Mu Ji with a word, can't she care about it?
Yan Beiluo closed her mouth, she chose to be silent, and she didn't know when Mu Ji's attitude towards her would improve?
She can see that it's hard to make people feel good, but it's too easy to make people hate, and she is now in the process of making people feel good about her.
Yan Beiluo went down the mountain, she returned home and pushed open the door, the ground was full of debris, and it was a mess.
Tian Dongdong scolded and swept the ground with a broom and sobbing wooden mud on the side.
When they saw Yan Beiluo and the others coming back, they stopped what they were doing.
Yan Beiluo saw that there was a slap print on Mu Ni's face and two mud footprints on his body, and asked, "Eldest sister, what's going on your face and body?" ”
"Stupid, you don't need to ask, you know, it must have been Mu Qin's crazy woman who saw the money." Wood has put the basket on the ground and said.
Mu Ni patted the soil on his body and opened his mouth choked, "My sister-in-law didn't take advantage of it, my mother gave her several slaps and kicked her several times." ”
"If she lets her hit you, won't you start hitting her?" Mu has his own sister-in-law, who really can't support the wall, but as long as Yan Beiluo is half powerful, he won't let Mu Qin beat him.
Mu Ni said aggrievedly: "Second brother, she is a sister-in-law." ”
"What's wrong with my sister-in-law? If she dares to bully me, I will beat her in the same way. "Mu has been more annoyed by looking at Mu Ni now than seeing Yan Beiluo, just being a good person, and not looking at what he has been bullied into.
Mu is already in this aspect of not suffering losses, and he admires Yan Beiluo's courage a little.
"Second brother, don't talk about the eldest sister, let's clean up the debris in the yard." Yan Beiluo took the broom in Tian Dongdong's hand.
Mu had asked Mu Clay to wash his face, he took over to sweep the floor for her, Mu had become more and more angry the more he washed, he asked Mu Clay from the kitchen, "You are all injured, Zhang Tong didn't come to see?" ”
"He didn't know I was hurt." Mu Clay defended Zhang Tong.
"Let your mother fart, in addition to selling pork, Zhang Tong is helping the village chief deal with the shortcomings of his parents, can he not know that you are injured? I don't think they even asked. ”