11, how can there be such a good thing in the world [3/3]
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There was a gust of wind on the desert, ** spicy, rolling yellow dust, An Qiansenhan's sword was on Yi Yun's neck, as long as he admitted that he was Zhu Yun, this sword would definitely burst out of sword qi and directly chop off Yi Yun's head.
But...... A real otaku, dare to face the bleak life, dare to face the dripping blood, and have to keep their faces unchanged before the collapse of Mount Tai, and calmly surf the Internet on the day the world is destroyed...... Yi Yun's mental power is very strong, when the Sichuan earthquake occurred, the city of Chongqing where Yi Yun lived also felt a strong earthquake, everyone else was running away to the open space, and he was still sitting at home calmly playing online games.
I'm not afraid of earthquakes, just a sword on my neck, how can it shake the firm and unyielding heart of the otaku.
Yi Yun didn't even have a trace of panic on his face, he turned his back to the sky, and laughed whahahaha: "Miss An, why are you always so impulsive? ”
"You...... You still say you're not Zhu Yun?" An Qian said angrily: "Just now you came out to speak as Zhu Yun, and you still ...... also kissed my little Yun'er! The way you looked just now is clearly the evil young Zhu Yun of Yucheng. Now think about it carefully, you are definitely Zhu Yun, holding a birdcage in your left hand and a folding fan in your right hand, who else is dressed like this in Yucheng Green Prefecture besides Zhu Yun?"
An Qian's tears flowed down her eyes, but fortunately, no one else could see it in the masked scarf: "I actually believed that you were a good person, and asked you to stay in my brigade, but you didn't have a good heart, you came to tease me...... Woo......"
"Miss An, wow!" Yi Yun shook his fan, wanting to pretend to shake his head, but the sword was on his neck, and his head should not shake around, he smiled: "If I were Zhu Yun, my profession should be 'Little Prince', you see, I am not this profession at all." ”
"Don't lie to me. An Qian tightened the sword in her hand again: "What kind of '24-hour self-house guard' were you at the beginning, and suddenly became a 'pharmacist', and now you have become a 'militia', and what are you talking about, and you have three positions, I understand after thinking about it carefully, you must be Zhu Yun, with some strange treasures taken out of the palace, you can change your profession, right? Maybe you have four positions, and the fourth profession is 'Little Prince'!"
I'm dizzy, you say this woman is stupid, she can be whimsical and carry out divergent thinking, you say she is smart, she just didn't think about the right place. Could it be that this is the legendary "mentally ill with a wide mind"?
Yi Yun spread his hands, pretended to applaud and said, "Miss An said it so well, this guess is really ** not far from ten." ”
When An Qian heard this, she immediately said angrily: "That means I guessed correctly, you admit that it is Zhu Yun? Okay, eat me with a sword!"
"Don't worry, ** not far from ten, but not ten. Yi Yun smiled: "I just look like Zhu Yun, but it's really not Zhu Yun." Think about it, if I were really Zhu Yun, when did I have such a powerful dog leg by my side just now, would I send him away? No, no, with the evil deeds of Zhu Yun, the evil young man in Yucheng, what do you think he would do?"
An Qian's little hand trembled, and her voice trembled: "If it's Zhu Yun, he will ask Shi Xiu to arrest me and tie me up, and then drag me to a place where no one is there to go to Dashi Bank...... All the handmaidens around me will be poisoned by him...... My father has betrothed me to him, and I have escaped from marriage, and if he does something indecent to me, it is useless to sue the royal court. ”
When Yi Yun heard this, he immediately screamed in his heart: Ah? There is still this kind of practice? God, if I had known, I would not have sent him away, let him follow me to help me discipline my wife, and I can tear off this masked woman's face toil, see what she looks like, and then put her in such and such a posture, and do something shameless, so cool! Being a bad guy is really less than Ya Pear.
However, this thought only flashed for a moment, and the righteous house soul immediately burned this evil thought to ashes, or the same sentence, the wife used to snatch it back intimately, and she had to coax it back. Yi Yun put away the fan in his hand and said with a smile: "Miss An, now you understand, right? If I am really Zhu Yun, now I am holding the sword on your neck, how can I let you hold the sword on my neck?"
Belch...... An Qian's arm was weak, in fact, she also began to feel that something was wrong, if the man in front of her was really Zhu Yun, the evil young man in Yucheng, why did she hide on the side just now and use the "primary healing technique" to help her side? She had already blamed Yi Gongzi twice, which was really rude.
"I ...... It seems that Yi Gongzi is to blame again. An Qian thrust the sword in her hand into the scabbard at her waist and hurriedly said, "I'm really sorry...... I...... I'm rude to Yi Gongzi again, and you just saved me and my maidservants, I'm really wolf-hearted, and I repay virtue with resentment...... This one...... This one...... I don't even know what to say. ”
Hawkers, it's also a good boy to change when you know your mistakes, Yi Yun grinned, and thought: Although this woman is hot and her brain turns slowly, she also has a benefit, that is, she is frank and open, and admits her mistakes immediately when she does something wrong, which is much cuter than those women who are wrong and continue to play tricks. It doesn't matter if a woman is stupid, the key is to be clear about what is wrong.
Yi Yun smiled at her and said, "It's okay, it's forgivable to recognize the wrong person, didn't that when did you recognize the wrong person?" Don't talk about it, let's hurry up, if that time Xiu suddenly comes back, and he has to take me back to the palace, I'll be exposed......"
An Qian had to be reminded by him, and then remembered that everyone was still in danger, and they must get as far away from Yucheng as possible. She shouted to the maidservants who were watching the play in a daze, "What are you doing? Quickly clean up the battlefield, pick up the fallen weapons, let's withdraw ......"
When she shouted, the tense atmosphere was finally relieved, and the girl made a fuss, and the sound of chattering sounded from all directions: "Wow, I really thought he was Zhu Yun." ”
"Or I'm smart, I didn't think he was Zhu Yun from the beginning, his vision was very upright, not as evil as Zhu Yun. ”
"But...... The birdcage and folding fan, how do you look like Zhu Yun. ”
"Fool, if he is really Zhu Yun, you have been stripped naked and bullied by now......"
"Oh, why are you talking so much......?
In the middle of a group of noisy girls, Ling Yun'er still lowered her head, shyly playing with the corners of her pink clothes, she was kissed by Yi Yun on the mouth just now, although it was a temporary expedient measure, but it still made her heart deer bump around, and her head was full of mush.
An Qian walked up to her and patted her lightly on the shoulder, "Xiao Yun'er......"
"Second Miss ......"
"What just happened...... Everybody saw it. An Qian said very seriously: "I know that you are here to help me, but, in broad daylight, in front of everyone's eyes, a yellow flower girl and a man have done this kind of thing, and you can no longer follow me as before." ”
"Ah, the second lady wants to drive me away, don't ......" Ling Yun'er was frightened.
An Qian shook her head and said, "I don't want to drive you away, but I plan to give you to Yi Gongzi as a maidservant." He helped us three times and twice, but I blamed him three times and twice, and put my sword on his neck...... I have to apologize to him, but it seems too cheesy to take gold and silver to apologize, Yi Gongzi is surnamed Gaojie, has no desires and no desires, unlike people who love money, I thought about it, anyway, you and he have already had a skin-to-skin relationship, so I'll give you to him!"
"Huh?" Ling Yun'er froze.
"Don't want to?" An Qian's eyes widened.
"That...... Servant ...... Yi Gongzi is a good person, and it must be good to be his handmaid. Ling Yun'er's face was so red that blood was dripping: "But...... The maid also wants to continue to follow the second lady......"
"Don't have a surname, do you want to have two masters?" An Qian said angrily: "Yesterday I asked you if you wanted your life or your legs, and you also wanted both, how can there be such a good thing in the world?"
Yi Yun next to him secretly heard the conversation between the two, and couldn't help but laugh secretly in his heart: An Qian, this woman really speaks just a brain, yesterday I helped, and Xiao Yun'er not only saved her life, but also saved her legs, there is obviously such a good thing in the world. In fact, it is not difficult for her to want two masters, as long as I marry you, Xiao Yun'er can be your handmaid again, and be my handmaiden again, wahahaha. Hey, wait, this guy named An Qian has hundreds of servants, if I take her as a wife, wouldn't there be hundreds of handmaidens...... Sweat!
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