Chapter 43: The Ox-Nose Carpenter
A little red light flickered in the dark night, and the prince swallowed the clouds and fog against the mountain wind.
"Hey, Bullnose, don't you have an ashtray?"
A middle-aged man in rough clothes and casually dressed next to him also had a cigarette in his mouth, squinted his eyes and asked, "What do you want that thing for?" β
"It doesn't matter if your coffin is gone, aren't you afraid that the fire will burn the mountain?"
Glancing at the pile of cigarette butts at the prince's feet, the middle-aged man sneered: "If you can set the Five Old Peaks on fire, I will have your surname." β
"I don't like to speak, don't I also want you to improve your safety awareness!" The prince Zhenzhen has words.
"Don't be bored, you came to me all the way to talk to me? Something said there was a fart, and I want to go back to the house to sleep! The middle-aged man looked at him with disdain.
The prince sneered and said: "I just don't understand that you are a bull's nose every day to watch the doors of other temples and sell tickets, is this appropriate?" β
The middle-aged man turned and walked towards the mountain.
"I said," said the prince, who hurriedly took him by the hand, "I have come to ask you to make a coffin." β
"To whom?"
"Give it to me."
The middle-aged man looked him up and down, crossed his fingers and calculated: "The coffin lid is the faΓ§ade, give you fir wood, 1200, the coffin body and the bottom of the coffin are made up of composite boards, 600, 2000 for manual labor costs, a total of 3800, are there any other requirements?" After all, it is cheaper if it is not too outrageous. β
"Yes, carve six words on the inside of the coffin."
"What's the word?"
"Stinky shit, son of a bitch." The prince squinted and smiled.
"This can come with a bonus." The middle-aged man nodded and took out the QR code from his arms and asked, "Scan the code or cash?" β
The prince took out his mobile phone and was about to scan the code, without the slightest intention of counteroffering.
The middle-aged man put away the QR code and wondered, "Are you a little sick?" Tossing so far in the middle of the night to come to me so that I can give you a coffin, what's the matter, there are no dead people over there? Is the coffin shop business yellow? β
The prince shook his head, his expression became unusually serious, and he said loudly: "This coffin can only be beaten by your Xiu family." β
The middle-aged man said impatiently: "I'm a Taoist priest, and I don't rely on coffins to make a living, so I can't fight." β
"You don't fight, do you? Okay, then I'll go to your father. "The prince is about to go.
The middle-aged man was speechless for a while, and his father was on the other hill.
The prince rolled up his sleeves and threatened: "Xiu Lan, Lao Tzu is here, you just say that you can't beat this coffin, right?" β
The middle-aged man who was called Xiu Lan felt helpless, he couldn't beat him, and he seemed a little cowardly when he was soft.
"Hit this coffin for you, I'm afraid I'll lose half my life!" Xiu Lan sighed.
"There are a lot of monks who can ring the bell these years, and there are not many Taoist priests who can recite scriptures, so you don't have to worry about employment." The prince handed over a cigarette.
Looking at the pile of cigarette butts at the feet of the two, Xiu Lan wanted to cry without tears: "I have quit smoking for three years, and I smoked two boxes with you tonight, and I am dying!" β
"I've never seen anyone more afraid of death than you!"
"I've never seen anyone more afraid of death than you!"
The two looked at each other and laughed.
"Does anyone else know about you?" Xiu Lan asked bluntly.
"Well, in addition to the housekeeper and you, there is another person who knows, a very interesting person, in Harbin City, I will introduce you to you when I have the opportunity to know, but that person doesn't drink much, but the wine is okay."
But what's the future.
Xiu Lan took a deep puff of cigarette, he was very envious of the prince's ease, and firmly believed that only such a person could truly reach the peak and reach heights that others could not reach.
But now that the princes have prepared coffins for themselves, this generation seems to be really about to decline.
Xiu Lan stood up, feeling a little lost in her heart.
"Okay, it's up to you." Xiu Lan thought for a moment and said.
"You need to tell me one day, I have to set aside three days to prepare, since you want to use this coffin to pit people, then I will help you pit him once!" Xiu Lan said without hesitation.
"I'll pick up the coffin in three days!" The prince turned and went down the mountain.
The bell rang, and the prince picked up the phone.
"The person came out, and the ghost seal was also brought out by him."
The prince had a headache, his apprentice was really not taboo, and he dared to take anything.
"What about the old thing?" The prince asked.
"I'm back to the underworld, don't worry, I can't get rid of cause and effect with you, and even if he doesn't get rid of the karma this time."
"Even if it can't be eliminated, it doesn't matter to him, and he can transfer his cause and effect to a group of living corpses for more than ten years, and he is even more terrifying than before."
"Do you want to destroy Su Yu's ghost seal?" The voice of the person on the other side asked calmly.
"Things that have something to do with that old thing, even I can't touch it now, let it be, it's not necessarily a blessing or a curse, I've worked hard for you this time."
Sleepless nights.
The prince caught the first flight and flew back to the city.
As soon as I entered the house, I heard a loud shout: "Bomb! β
"Do you want to? Do you want! Glancing around with great momentum, the Spirit Swallowing Head didn't reply, "Put the takeaway on the table at the door!" β
After speaking, he didn't forget to take a sip of tea, swallowed the spirit and spit out the tea dregs, and said in a loud voice: "The old bastard, this tea is really good, I feel like a waste of eggs when I boil tea eggs!" β
"Play the cards! I'm running away! When the Swallowing Spirit was making a big move, he saw Li Fugui and Li Tiandou both looking behind him, and it also turned its head suspiciously.
The prince's elongated black face was almost attached to it.
My life is at rest! The Soul Swallower turned white with fright, and he was ready to come to his senses.
Unexpectedly, the prince just flicked his fingers lightly on the body of its can, and said with a smile: "Let's play." β
A crack was revealed in the lid of the Spirit Devourer, and he looked at him in disbelief, this is really a prince?
Pushing open the bedroom door, the ceiling was cloudy at this time, and thunder and lightning were mixed with thunder and lightning.
Su Yu kicked lightly with his legs, and the swivel chair was facing the prince.
Helplessly spread out his palms, and the ghost seal glowed with an imperceptible light.
Su Yu didn't rest all night, and the ghost seal changed a lot in just a few hours.
The light through the body became fainter and fainter, while the clouds and thunder and lightning projected became more and more ferocious.
Seeing that the prince was back, Su Yu seemed to be reassured and asked, "Master, do you know what this thing is?" β
The prince didn't take it, but just took a few more glances at its cracks.
"This is the Ghost Seal, and I know you've been to the Ghost Lair," the prince said with relief, "Boy, you can now!" β
"How do you know?" Su Yu asked with some confusion.
"It told me." The prince pointed to the door, as if he had eyes behind his back.
The Swallowing Spirit opened the door and jumped straight to its feet, just as it was about to justify the prince's eyes, and it swallowed the words into its stomach in fright.
Swallowing Spirit hurriedly took the initiative to pick up the black cauldron, nodded and agreed: "Yes, I told him." β
"Master, what should I do with this thing?" After thinking about the question that he hadn't figured out all night, Su Yu looked at the prince expectantly.