Chapter 22: The Pig and the Bird

In the past two years, Lu Ran, as an ordinary person, has seen too many bizarre and spectacular things.

But those spirits and bizarre are much more normal and plain than the scene in front of them.

He scolded Huihuan Yang Ya Haven't you even seen a pig, but he unconsciously gasped and swallowed his saliva uncontrollably.

For the first time since the resurrection of the Turbid Sea, he had truly felt fear.

It's just because of the white, fat, round, dirty, and lazy thing in front of him.

Pig.

Five hundred, each about five hundred pounds of big fat pigs, were wildly crowded in front of the three brothers, full of them, and forcibly stuffed their eyes.

There was a lot of humming, one end here was still eating, the other side was pooping and peeing, and a few of them were doing things on the street before dawn.

However, what is even more terrifying is that these pigs have indifferent eyes, and they don't even look at the three of them, and when you look at them, they turn their heads to the side, their faces full of disdain.

Lu Ran asked Huihuan: "Do you remember those meat Tai Sui we met on the top of Wanshan?" ”

Hui Huan had already wrapped his head in a long scarf, revealing only a pair of extremely confused amber eyes, and first gritted his teeth for Yang Ya and said: "Those real dragon feces are ten thousand times better than those in front of me, I don't think they are dirty, or I feel a little dizzy." ”

Yang Ya also had a rare headache: "If it's a beast or a demon, then it's okay to kill it, but these are all food, and there is an indescribable, very disgusting feeling." ”

"Not only disgusting, but greasy."

"Not only greasy, but flustered."

"It's not panic, it's chaos."

The three of them kept talking, and their bodies were unconsciously retreating, until there was no way to retreat, and retreated to the front of a row of carriages.

There was a sloppy man in the carriage, holding a long whip in his hand, looking at the three of them with a look of "I haven't even seen a pig", flicked the whip, and said loudly: "Have you appreciated it, you can start appreciating it." ”

"To ...... Want...... Do you want us to go into town with the pigs? Lu Ran asked tremblingly.

"That's right. Shengdu City is closely searched, and there is only one way. ”

"That'...... Can we be separated and put one person into a cage? Lu Ran used his hand to point to the huge wooden cage behind the carriage.

"Huh?" The sloppy man was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Hahaha! Whoever told you that you should go into the city among the pigs, that you should be disguised as swineherds and mingle into the city! ”

Lu Ran held his forehead: "That's not much better than going with Zhuguan!" ”

Yang Ya asked, "Swineherd?" Or is it a pig? ”

"Oh my God!" Huihuan's legs were weak and he almost passed out.

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So the three of them followed the man named Zhao San and a dozen real swineherds, drove the five hundred pigs, traveled for a day, moved the pigs twice in one day, and only in the second half of the night did they take advantage of the night to successfully sneak into the Shengdu City, find a small hotel next to the market that is also full of pig stinking, and barely settle down.

Thinking that Gu Cunhua, as a woman, every time she came to Shengdu before, she also pretended to be a swineherd's wife, she couldn't help but be in awe of her, and the three of them couldn't stop praising each other before going to bed, until they fell asleep in a daze......

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Li Play on the other side did not go well today.

First of all, two major events in the world were shaken up, which provoked Emperor Li Yan to be furious on the spot, cut off the heads of several senior officials, and delayed the normal time to go to court.

Then there are the two sun and moon slaves that he wants to bring into the house, which have been checked by the medical officer and the star officer to be harmless, and they should have been sent to him early for him to play, but he didn't want to be robbed halfway by Mr. Xu sent the red boy Hongxuan halfway, saying that these two people came from an unknown place, and they would have to wait for Mr. to check again before deciding where they went.

Li Play angrily scolded Xu Hui for an afternoon as a "hypocrite" and "old yin stick", and several beautiful women in the house tried their best to please him, so he had to ask Sun Rourou to come and play origami with him, and finally Li Yu folded a "flying bird" as big as a real wild goose, which was considered to ease up a little.

Li Play took this paper-folded bird, and prepared to give it to the emperor when the emperor found him to have dinner with him in the evening, in order to show his well-behaved and flattering, but he didn't expect to go to the "Qionghua Palace" and saw Xu Hui at a glance, and the bird threw the origami paper, pointed to his nose and looked for Xu Hui to ask for the two sun and moon slaves.

The scene was chaotic for a while.

Li Play tried his best, Xu Hui didn't move, but when he saw Li Play, the smile on his face that had always been there was gone.

The emperor had no choice but to take action himself, and then threw out a pair of golden chopsticks in his hand, which turned into two columnar golden lights, "clamped" Li Wan, and stood in the air, unable to move for a while.

It wasn't until Li Play begged for mercy and promised not to go crazy anymore that the emperor put him down, and Li Play sat down in his place and didn't say a word. 33

Li Yan's face was not angry, but said with some joy: "Okay, your kid has gone out this time, and his skills have increased greatly." ”

"So what's the matter, it's still no match for Mr. Xu's fingers." Li plays hatred and hatred, but the words "hypocrite" and "old yin stick" dare not say it in front of the emperor and Xu Hui.

Li Tong looked at Xu Hui, Xu Hui's face finally showed a smile again, he saw the origami bird brought by Li Play again, and asked curiously, "What is this?" ”

"This is a flying bird, which was folded by a child, and given to his father as a gift of atonement." Li Yu stepped forward, picked up the origami, and happily handed it to Li Yan.

But he was picked up by Huang Shu on the side, Huang Shu picked up the huge origami, stepped forward to give Li Yan a curly look, and then retreated with it.

Li Yan looked at Li Yu, who was a little displeased, and asked, "Play, why do you want to fold a bird and give it to me?" ”

Li Wan replied almost without thinking: "Because I hope that my father can be like a bird to me, and let me soar freely." ”

Li Yan shook his head: "You kid, if you give someone a gift, how can you make a wish for yourself, this is a mistake, and it is not likeable." ”

Li Yu disagreed: "However, I really want to be a flying bird and fly all over Char, even outside Char to have a look." ”

"Still squeezing!" Li Yan put away his smile, turned his head and asked Xu Hui who was looking down: "Mr. Xu, tell me, how should Li Wan be punished for going out of the city without permission this time?" ”

Xu Hui's expression also became serious, and he got up and arched his hand: "Emperor, Your Highness has gone out of the city without permission this time, and has a series of crimes such as truancy, blasphemy, and indiscriminate killing. ”

Li Yan thought so deeply and nodded, but saw that Li Yu's eyes widened, his fists clenched, and his body shook like a crawling worm.

"Then according to what Mr. Xu said, first grounded for three months, see your performance, and then talk."

Some people died, but not completely......