Chapter Twenty-Four: One of the Pleasures of Mortals
In Qingwu's words, in this world, the most stinky thing is the immortal cultivator, followed by the human.
Men stink ten times more than women.
Immortals, regularly take [incense], or plant spices on [Sacred Mountain] to remove flavor and fragrance.
Mortals can only take a bath.
As a Haizi, Lu Ran felt the happiest thing in the past was to take a bath in the bathroom of the town on the night he returned from the sea, to get rid of the fishy smell on his body, and then eat a bag of peanuts on the hard couch, drink a bowl of tea, and finally listen to Grandpa and those Haizi tell some erotic, legendary or scary stories between the steaming heat, listen and listen until they fall asleep.
However, all this in front of him made Lu Ran wonder if he had come to the wrong place.
This magnificence is not inferior to the decoration of the Lion Tower.
It's a dazzling array of halls and boxes.
This is a lot of fragrant scenes that I can't bear to look at directly.
In the lobby of this Golden Dragon Pool, there are still many women coming and going!
If you look closely, not only in the lobby, but also in the escalator, in the private room, and even behind the counter, there are many thinly dressed women.
And most of the customers in the store only wear a bath towel or simply go naked, and just come and go in it.
After chasing the pigs, the three brothers were dumbfounded again, and then there was a strange light in their eyes.
At this time, a little servant quietly walked up to them, probably looking at their shabby clothes, and naturally there were no good words in their mouths, and asked, "Three, is it a bath or a lodging?" If you're here to feast your eyes, you've been watching it for a long time, and you're ready to go. ”
With a snap, Huihuan took out a few gold leaves and threw them on the little guy's face.
"Okay! Three VIPs! Please! ”
The little servant's shout, and a neat welcome suddenly sounded in the hall, which made the three of them unconsciously think of the Gufeng Mountain Baiyun Cave Mansion where they went together last time.
Hui Huan and Yang Ya both secretly thought, no wonder Lu Ran said that this is a place of bliss, and this is indeed a fairyland on earth.
After the diligent explanation of the little guy, what mixed bath, large mixed bath, mixed bath for men and women, mud bath, animal bath, love bath were introduced...... Wait, the three of them asked for a private room with their own small bath and went up to the third floor.
But Lu Ran said that this kind of small pool is boring to wash, so he has to drag the two of them to the big pool on the first floor to wash it first and experience the "bliss" of his childhood.
Although Huihuan was a little twisted, Yang Ya also felt that the pool was too small, and the big pool was comfortable, so the two of them carried Huihuan and went to the first floor together.
Along the way, because Yang Yahuihuan's appearance is really outstanding, but whenever he meets people, he will all talk about it sideways, especially Huihuan, who is easy to be regarded as a woman, and now he has been cast a lot of strange eyes by countless naked men.
When they entered the bathroom, as soon as they took off their clothes, the three of them saw each other, but Lu Ran and Yang Ya couldn't help but give a thumbs up to Huihuan, and they didn't dare to say that he looked like a woman.
Huihuan, still so elegant and calm, threw off his long legs, and jumped into the pool first.
Although Lu Ran and Yang Ya didn't rob him, they also fell into the water with two bangs like two big stones.
Playing while washing, it's not happy for a while.
After a while, the three of them felt that they had washed enough, clean, refreshed, and comfortable, so the three of them half-soaked in the pool and began to chat.
Yang Ya was quite dissatisfied: "Such a good place, why did we come to Char for so long before you brought us here?" ”
"What? Don't you even have a hot spring in the hidden lake? Huihuan opened his eyes, which had been slightly closed.
Yang Ya shook his head and said: "No, there are a lot of springs, but there are really no hot springs, we are all taking cold showers." ”
Hui Huan smiled and said, "Poor Xiangman people", so he turned his gaze to Lu Ran, who was holding two washing stones in his hand at this time, rubbing them back and forth, but the person seemed to be caught in some kind of memory.
The two of them poured water together, waking him up.
Lu Ran frowned at first, then laughed and asked them, "How is it, isn't it very comfortable?" ”
Hui Huan nodded: "Yes, since I became a 'Prince Immortal', it is the first time I have forgotten my identity, and it is a very good experience to relax here like an ordinary person." ”
Yang Ya expressed a different opinion: "I think this is really refreshing, but at the same time, I am always a little empty in my heart, as if I have no sense of security." ”
Lu Ran nodded, expressing his understanding, Yang Ya has lived in a difficult environment since he was a child, and he only gained a sense of security after cultivating immortals, of course he thought so.
Huihuan is different, although his identity is noble, he has indeed borne a lot more than ordinary people since he was a child, and there are many annoyances in front of him that hurt when he thinks about it, so he enjoys the peace of the moment even more.
It's just that at this moment, these two people did have a relaxed and smiling smile on their faces that they had never had in Lishan Country.
Lu Ran decided to tell the two of them what he had observed and been thinking about for months, and he asked, "Have you noticed the difference between Char and Zhennan?" ”
Huihuan and Yang Ya were both asked, both of them thought about it, Huihuan said that there is a huge difference between the north and the south, what do you mean by the difference? Yang Ya asked stupidly, the biggest difference, isn't it that Char has a hot spring and Zhennan doesn't?
Lu Ran shook his head, threw out the two washing stones in his hand, splashed a large splash, and splashed the other people in the pool, they were not angry, there were two children, but they laughed and dived into the water to salvage them and play.
Lu Ran made his words clear: "Don't you think that the smile on Char's face is obviously so much more than the smile on Zhennan's face?" ”
Hui Huan and Yang Ya were both stunned, and after thinking about it carefully, they understood what Lu Ran meant.
Yang Ya asked: "Are you saying that the reason why there is such a difference is because the eldest sister said before that Char is a place that separates people from immortals, so the people here feel more peaceful and happy?" ”
Hui Huan also asked: "But Char is a warlike and domineering country, and your people may indeed be happier than you, but the royal family has waged wars against Zhennan again and again for hundreds of years, and that is the most costly thing for the people and money, isn't it?" ”
Lu Ran thought about it and felt that with his current opinions and knowledge, there was no way to answer the questions of the two of them at once, let alone answer the questions in his heart, so he smiled and said, "I just ask casually, and I don't have any advanced opinions." ”
These questions will be left to the future to answer.
"Three days, we will live the life of ordinary people for three days, don't care about anything and don't think much about it, after three days of traveling through the Shengdu City, we will go back to Zhennan!"
After saying this, Lu Ran plunged into the big pool, pretending that he was in the shallow sea, and swam forward for a while.
.
In the murky bath water, he suddenly stopped treading water, a little unable to believe his eyes.
Ghosts.
He saw another pair of eyes, a pair of eyes that were somewhat familiar, some strange, obviously dark black, but shining like a lamp.
Some people died, but not completely......