Last night.

No fairyland.

A child got up and went to the courtyard to boo, and his sleepy eyes saw a cloud of red smoke beneath the statue of the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable Divine Deity high up.

In the midst of the smoke, there was a fairy dressed in red, and in the hands of the fairy, she carried a naked person.

The naked man threw his hands and feet, like the grasshopper that was captured alive by himself today.

"Mom, don't immortals wear clothes?" The child went to bed in a daze and asked him about his mother, who was still doing embroidery at this time.

"Well, I guess so. Don't think about it, go to sleep. The mother always replied absent-mindedly.

The child looked at the oil lamp in the room, which was not very bright, and there was a shadow, which flickered with the flickering of the oil lamp.

A small longing to be an immortal without clothes is slowly shaking in the hearts of children.

This is a small piece of news from Jueying City last night.

It's harmless, there is a little bit of legend and vulgarity, and by the early morning of this day, there have been several versions of it.

The latest version is that a thief made an idea to hit the daughter of the "murderous fairy" Xu Fang, and was hung by the fairy in front of the statue of the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, and cut it with a knife......

And the protagonist in the story, Lu Ran had just fallen asleep for an hour at this time, and was woken up by Xu Fu again.

Last night, Xu Fu completely let Lu Ran know what it means to be "moody", obviously the atmosphere was very good before, and I don't know which sentence I said wrong, Xu Fu pushed and added a knife, and in the end, although she still took a hand, but after landing, she didn't say a word, she actually took care of herself and walked away.

Lu Ran still found his tithes one by one with the help of Miss Shu, and finally wrapped himself in tattered clothes, called a car, and returned to Wanhuan Building alone in embarrassment.

I couldn't sleep all night, and I couldn't figure out what was going on with me.

Today's Xu Fu is dressed more grandly and gorgeously than yesterday, and she seems to have forgotten what happened last night, and is still as in the past, first reaching out and touching Lu Ran's quilt twice, and then lifting the quilt all over with a bang.

"Brother Lu Ran, if you don't get up again, you will delay this fairy to participate in the Huantian Jiao." The voice clipped again.

Lu Ran was startled, woke up a little, saw Xu Fu in front of him, and was startled again, and then remembered what she did last night, and was startled again.

"Why are you here?" Lu Ran asked her without a good face.

Xu Fu smiled affectionately, "Why am I here?" I'm here to help you, the first scene of today's Jiao Festival, you shouldn't forget it, right? ”

"I'm not going, I'm going to sleep." Lu Ran lost his temper, and Lai turned over on the bed, leaving Xu Fu with a back.

Clang.

Boom.

Lu Ran only felt that the bed under him shook, and when he was crooked, he almost fell to the ground.

Xu Fu pulled out a knife and cut off the bed that Lu Ran had slept in for several days.

"You!" Now, Lu Ran has to get up if he doesn't get up.

Quickly opened the door and shouted in the hallway: "Is there anyone?" There are people here who are armed with knives, is there anyone who cares? ”

Not long after, a staff member of Wanhuanlou, a chubby middle-aged woman, looked panicked and uneasy when she saw the scene in front of her.

Xu Fu said, it's okay, I will compensate.

After thinking about it, he added, he, he can sleep with me tonight.

Lu Ran's face wrinkled into a rag.

At this time, Xu Fu took out another set of clothes from a large duffel bag behind him, and said, "Brother Lu Ran, I damaged your clothes last night, and I will give you a set today, I hope you can like it." ”

Without waiting for Lu Ran to answer, she shook off one of the linings and began to drape it on Lu Ran's body, "Let my sister and I serve my brother to change clothes." ”

The middle-aged woman was still in the house, Xu Fu said so, he was not easy to have a seizure, so he had to be at the mercy of Xu Fu.

But after wearing these clothes, Lu Ran looked at Xu Fu, and then at himself, why are these two sets of clothes so similar, they are both bright red.

Lu Ran has never worn a bright red dress in his life! What does it look like!

"That's how people dress their families, couple clothes, you know?" Xu Fu proudly tidied up Lu Ran's dress from head to toe, and finally pulled out the wooden hairpin that Lu Ran had been using to tie his hair, and replaced it with a fiery red hosta that looked very valuable.

"Well, looking at it this way, you still have a bit of a look." Xu Fu rubbed his hands, expressing his satisfaction, and then without waiting for Lu Ran to jump to object, he took his hand, and dropped a sentence at the fat girl to remember to go to the thirty-third floor to find Yufu Fairy to compensate, and pulled Lu Ran all the way up the ladder.

There were many people in the ladder, and Lu Ran had tried his best to keep his head down and shrink in a corner, but he still felt that the people in the ladder had cast strange glances at him or Xu Fu.

"What do you see, I haven't seen such a handsome and dashing young talent, have you? Close your eyes for me, especially you women whose eyes are glued to my brother Lu Ran! ”

Okay, everyone who goes down this ladder knows that this person who is wearing a whole set of red couple shirts and even boots with Xu Fu is called Lu Ran.

Lu Ran only felt that this time could be so long, and then he felt Miss Shu trembling inexplicably in her arms, and even she couldn't help but laugh.

Fortunately, no matter how difficult it was, it was just a distance for the elevator to be lifted, and soon, the two of them came to the first venue of this Huantian Jiao, that is, the eighty-ninth floor of Wanhuan Building.

As soon as the ladder door opened, Xu Fu led Lu Ran out generously, this pair of little red people immediately attracted countless eyes nearby, Xu Fu was not false at all, and was very happy to greet everyone who knew him, but Lu Ran just wanted to find a corner where no one was around, and cried for a while.

Before Lu Ran could act, he was stopped by a familiar voice, it was none other than Chu Yi, who later disappeared into the "little fairy", he was dressed up quite grandly today, but the shriveled girl's figure really couldn't support this dress.

Looking at Lu Ran's dress, and then at Xu Fu, Chu Yi hated itchy, but he still stepped forward and grabbed Lu Ran's hand as usual, and said: "Brother, you are really a person with fate, look at this fairy, look at your chance, you are already a famous person at the top of the city!" ”

Although Xu Fu had already seen that this Chu Yi was still a man in essence, he didn't say anything, but just glanced at Chu Yi fiercely with a sharp gaze.

"Hey, what are you talking about? What is a famous person? What happened? Lu Ran also held Chu Yi's hand tightly, this was one of the few people he knew well here.

"What? You don't know? It's impossible, it can only be you, last night there was an immortal naked fruit body worshipping in front of the statue of the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, that wasn't you? The man of the fish fairy, Lu Ran. The expression on Chu Yi's face didn't show any mockery and banter, but was full of envy.

Lu Ran, I really wanted to die on this marble floor that was smooth enough to reflect the reflection, and never get up again.