"Have you heard? When I woke up, the doctors in the capital were gone! The man in the teahouse who was eating steamed buns and drinking tea leaned into his friend's ear and whispered.

"What? Who is so bold? Tied up the doctors of the whole city? Friend was surprised.

The man gave his friend a stupid look: "Brother, didn't you wake up?" Which sick kidnapper only ties up doctors? ”

My friend thought about it, yes! If you want to tie up a rich young lady, what can you do by tying up a doctor?

"Tell me what's going on?" Friends urge.

"Haha, it's funny, I have a friend who is on an errand in Shangshu Mansion, and he spit bitterness with me when he meets him early in the morning, and their lady doesn't know why, after returning from the banquet in Zhenyuan Hou's Mansion, she fart, and she let it go for half an hour, it was really jingling, and the people in the front yard heard it clearly." The man held back a laugh, if it weren't for the meat bun in his mouth, he would have squirted out.

"Hahaha! And what's going on? On weekdays, the dignified ladies of large families have a jingle of farts, hahaha! My friend couldn't hold back, and a sip of tea squirted out, almost squirting the man squarely.

"Holy, be careful, it's disgusting!" The man scolded angrily and continued: "This is not the most powerful, this night the laundry maid in the house is busy, and the fart is put in the back with directly, Mom, that scene, tsk!" ”

The man was extremely disgusting, but fortunately, the meat buns were finished, and he quickly drank tea to suppress the shock.

"Is this true?!" My friend was also nauseous enough and asked.

"That's natural, I'm idle and fooling you early in the morning? Where do you think the doctors in the capital have gone, I heard that not only Shangshu Mansion is like this, but also Jing Zhaoyin and many other wives and ladies of big official families are like this, that is called a tragedy. ”

"There are so many doctors in our capital, so many big officials, none of them dare to offend, I heard that the famous doctors were robbed and almost tore off their hands."

"Haha, it's really a strange news in the world, and this reputation will be all over in the future." Friends gloat, you must know that those young ladies go out on weekdays and cover them tightly, and they can't wait for a single hair to be seen by civilians.

Okay, this time, it's farting and spitting all night, it's delicious, what a man dares to marry.

"Who's to say it's not, it's strange to say, it's a bad stomach, right? That's a bit too much. ”

"If it's poisoning, who wouldn't have anything to do with such a damaging medicine."

The voices of the two muttered became smaller and smaller, and Jing Yi, who had eaten the last piece of snack, smiled with crooked eyebrows.

Hey, expected!

The voices of these two people were suppressed, but Xiao Yichen's ears were not bad, so he naturally heard their conversation clearly. Seeing Jingyi's treacherous appearance again, he instantly had a bottom in his heart.

When they came out of the Hou Mansion, they originally wanted to go horseback riding directly, but Jingyi's stomach screamed uncontrollably, Xiao Yichen took her to this teahouse with a small reputation in the capital to eat a little, but she didn't expect that there would be an unexpected joy.

After settling the bill and coming out of the teahouse, Xiao Yichen couldn't help but ask, "Your masterpiece?" In fact, I already have a positive answer in my mind.

Jingyi wiped his nose with his thumb and raised his chin proudly: "Hehe, that's right." Let those women watch the excitement and not be afraid of big things, so they naturally have to bring something back, it's worth the money. "When she helped her mother go last night, she deliberately sprinkled Aunt Lin's personal matching.

This medicine is colorless, but it has an attractive fragrance, which is somewhat similar to the balm used by high-ranking ladies, and even smells better. As for the effect, when the attack occurs, it will fart first, and it will be even fart and in about half an hour, and the rest is non-stop diarrhea.

"It's just a small punishment and a big commandment." Jing Yi is quite satisfied with the effect of listening.

It is indeed very in line with Jingyi's temperament, Xiao Yichen smiled dotingly, and made a random and deliberate face: "This is the capital, don't mess around like this in the future, if something goes wrong, Aunt Qing should be worried." Looking at Jing Yi's good-looking side face, Xiao Yichen was really anxious in his heart, he subconsciously wanted to get close to Jing Yi, but he was afraid of this feeling and forced himself to control it.

"Don't worry, I'm measured, I must be unaware." A pat on the chest, Jingyi is a proud guarantee.

Seeing that Jing Yi was so happy because of the gossip he heard, Xiao Yichen unconsciously laughed.

The two soon arrived at the royal horse farm in the suburbs, and Xiao Yichen had already arranged everything. When they arrived, a man led a tall, pale golden horse.

"It's so beautiful!" Jing Yi exclaimed in surprise, and happily stepped forward to carefully examine the horse that he had never seen before. Most of the dark browns, blacks, and whites she saw on a daily basis had never seen such shiny hair.

Seeing Jingyi's eyes shining, Xiao Yichen felt that he had kept this horse right.

"This horse is a tribute from other countries, this is the only one, this time I came back, my father gave it to me. It is a rare light blonde hair, and it is extremely rare in sweat and blood. Xiao Yichen stepped forward, his broad palm covering the horse's body, and gently touched its hair.

"When I saw it, I thought you would like it, although I didn't know if you would come to the capital at that time, so I wanted to stay and give it to you when I had the chance."

"Give it to me?!" was carefully admiring the beautiful curves of the sweaty BMW, listening to Xiao Yichen's words, Jing Yi was shocked.

Xiao Yichen nodded, Jing Yi swallowed her saliva, how much is such a horse worth, she didn't dare to think about it, she didn't expect Xiao Yichen to be so interesting.

"I really like it, thank you so much! I will repay you well if I have a chance in the future! Jing Yi was very happy, and accepted it generously, how to say that she and Xiao Yichen also had a fateful friendship, just a horse, she put it away.

Under the sun, the young man's face was smiling like a peach and plum, and Xiao Yichen's eyes were dazzled.

"You're so pretty, I'm going to have to give you a nice name." Standing next to the horse's head, Jing Yi gently stroked its face with his hand, as if feeling Jing Yi's kindness, and the sweat and blood of his relatives actually took the initiative to rub Jing Yi's palm with his face.

"Haha, that's good." The tickling sensation made Jing Yi laugh non-stop.

Looking at the interaction of one person and one horse, some anxious hearts seemed to be soothed, Xiao Yichen asked with a smile: "What is it called?" ”

"It's called Xiaojin!" Jing Yi affectionately pasted it with his face, and the horse's nose made two sounds, as if he liked the name very much.

"......" It turns out that this is a nice name, Xiao Yichen was speechless, he thought it had to be chasing the wind, Chidian or something, but he didn't expect it to be Xiaojin......

"Little Kim! Let's go for a lap. "Swiftly stepped onto the horse, not even saddled. Xiao Jin hissed and walked away.

"Wait for me!" One person and one horse are all impatient, Xiao Yichen had no choice but to hurriedly get on his horse and chase after him.