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"Why me again?"

Iyun laughed and said: "When monsters attack the earth, they are always stopped by Ultraman, and the monsters often say: Ultraman, why are you again? When Megatron was making wind and rain on the earth, he was always defeated by Optimus Prime, and Megatron often said to Optimus Prime: Why are you here to spoil me? When Char was driving the Nightingale to counterattack, he ran into the Manatee Gundam piloted by Amuro, and he also said: Amuro, it was you who came to stop me!"

Yi Yun's nonsense was so bad that all the people around him couldn't understand it.

However, his last sentence made everyone understand, because he finally concluded: "As a hero who is a hero who is determined by the sword, he is always fighting against evil villains, so it is normal for you to always run into me when you do bad things!"

"Bang Bang!"

There was a round of applause next to him, and a group of soldiers from the Shu Wangfu who were eager to pat themselves on the back rushed to applaud: "The little prince is heroic!"

"The little prince is a messenger of justice. ”

"The little prince is the embodiment of justice!"

"The little prince is ...... for thousands of years"

The two little Dao aunts next to them were completely moved by Yi Yun's righteous and awe-inspiring speech, they had never been down to Mount Emei, innocent, and thought that what Yi Yun said was true, the two little Dao aunts said movingly: "The little prince is really a good person, the man who dares to fight against the evil forces is the most handsome! Master, master, let's not go back to Mount Emei, let's fight against evil with the little prince!"

Honglian and Li Chengyu had no choice but to roll their eyes.

An Qian felt sweating profusely, this Yi Gongzi has become more and more handy in playing Zhu Yun recently! In addition to being gentle with women, this is different from Zhu Yun, and other places are really getting more and more Zhu Yun's shameless style. It seems that the environment determines people, and Yi Gongzi is held by people like a little prince every day, so he is praised and praised, and he begins to corrupt and degenerate to keep up with Zhu Yun, which is not good. When this happens, I'm going to pull Yi Gongzi out of here and go to a place where no one knows us, so that he won't continue to be corrupted.

Lu Xi looked miserably at the corpses of his accomplices scattered on the ground, and asked pitifully, "Do you want ...... What are you going to do with me?

Before Yi Yun could speak, the soldier next to him who was eager to pat himself on the back preemptively said: "Of course you don't kill, is our little prince the kind of person who destroys flowers with spicy hands?" Little girl, as long as you serve the little prince comfortably, our little prince will definitely pity the jade." ”

"Sell some power tonight!"

"Little girl, brother, as a person who has come over, I will point you out, men like women to be silvery, when you serve the little prince tonight, you must be like a snake to entangle people......"

"Don't listen to that **, little girl, my brother is really here, I advise you, men like women to hug the pipa and half cover their faces, you have to know the art of disguise, it is absolutely wrong to pounce on a man as soon as you come up......"

"I'll tell you, you ......"

A group of big-headed soldiers were chattering crookedly beside them, and Lu Xi was sweating profusely when he heard it.

Li Chengyu, An Qian, Honglian, and the two little Dao aunts were sweating profusely at the same time! Only Han Daosi said that there was no Ya Pear, she blinked her innocent big eyes, and asked blankly: "I don't understand! Cousin, what are they talking about? What kind of service method does a woman serve a man? Is it the same as my maid serving me?"

"Ahem, this...... The way a woman serves a man is slightly different from the way a handmaid serves you, in short...... It is the difference between undressing and undressing. Yi Yunyi said solemnly: "A woman has to take off when she serves a man, but she doesn't need to take off when a servant girl serves you." The word 'off' is endlessly varied and incomparable, and it cannot be described in words. ”

"Words can't be described?" Han Daosi tilted his head and said, "Then my cousin will teach me personally!"

Yi Yun was overjoyed: "This ...... No problem! I'll teach ...... tonight."

As soon as he spoke, he suddenly felt that there was a murderous aura coming from all directions, it turned out that it was Han Daosi's ten invisible "assassin" bodyguards approaching, Yiyun Khan, this group of "assassins" seemed to have received the death order of the prince of Shu, once someone hit Han Daosi's idea, even if it was the little prince, they would dare to threaten.

Yi Yun was not afraid of them, but he also felt that it was not good to take advantage of a little girl who didn't understand anything, so he quickly changed his words: "Well...... I'm going to teach Lu Xi tonight, cousin, let's talk about this later. ”

The murderous aura around him suddenly dissipated, and the ten assassins retreated to Han Daosi's side.

"Okay, no more nonsense, let's go, go home. Yi Yun waved his hand, Li Chengyu picked up Lu Xi, and the group began to turn back to Chengdu City.

The Sanjiang Pavilion assassin team was wiped out, and everyone was more happy, and the two little Dao aunts also took off their veils and saluted everyone.

These two little Dao aunts are very delicate and cute, the older one is seventeen years old, named Nini, a snow-white melon seed face, and a beauty mole at the corner of her lips, strictly speaking, she is a lay disciple, and she didn't even take the Dharma name, but she still does Daogu cleaning, not wearing regular clothes like ordinary lay disciples.

The younger aunt is named Dan Xiaoyou, fifteen years old this year, with a small round face, with a bit of naughty and likable. This is even more of a lay disciple, but she also wears a robe.

Yi Yun was secretly refreshed in his heart, he didn't have to come to welcome the cork this time, and the main reason for taking on this errand was to hear from his cousin that the Taoist aunts in Mount Emei were very beautiful, and this time it was really not in vain. There is a beautiful Taoist aunt in front of you, if you don't tease a few words, you will be a man in vain, and you will be a homebody in vain!

The little demon pulled Yi Yun's sleeve and shook it, and said with a smile: "Uncle Little Wangye, what is going on with your profession? ”

"Well, I'm only eighteen years old this year, you can't call me uncle, you have to call me brother. Yiyun Khan said: "And you can't say I'm interesting, you have to say that I'm so handsome." "The Taoist profession he has now turned into, the passive skill "Dao Sanctimonious" is still active, and it does look a little handsome.

The little demon looked at him very seriously, spread his hands and said, "Don't you think you are handsome!"?

He turned around and said to Li Chengyu: "General Li, am I handsome?"

Li Chengyu glanced at him, although he wanted to complain, but the influence of "sanctimoniousness" was really extraordinary, no matter how he looked at it, he felt that Yi Yun was very handsome, so he had to reply: "Let me explain it specially, although you are a squishy villain, a female surname and a public enemy, but your face is still very handsome." ”

"Wife, am I handsome?" Yi Yun went to ask An Qian again.

An Qian nodded: "Handsome!"

She is a scheming person, whatever she thinks in her heart, she says in her mouth, and if she says handsome, she must be handsome.

Yi Yun turned around and spread his hands to the little demon of the little Taoist and said, "Look, others say that I am handsome! Even because I am so handsome, they don't notice my inside, how can you say that you are not handsome behind your conscience?"

Seeing that the little demon didn't react, Yi Yun asked Nini again: "Nini, you are two years older than the little demon, and you must have a higher eye for men, you say, am I handsome?"

Nini shook her head: "I don't think it's very handsome, I can only count my facial features as good." Yiyun was shocked again, why does the little Taoist aunt of Emei Mountain like to speak with a clear conscience?

This is impossible, is it impossible to be "sanctimonious" and ineffective? There is no reason!

At this time, the middle-aged Daoist Aunt Honglian, who had been standing by and watching the play, finally couldn't see it, she stepped forward and sighed to Yi Yun: "Little Prince, although your Taoist appearance can make others feel that you are handsome, it is useless to the female sword Taoist of my Emei faction." ”

"Why?" said Ivan.

Honglian said very seriously: "Don't you know? All female Taoist priests have a passive skill, called 'Ice Heart Jue', which can be immune to a certain degree of subjective influence skills, has a firm will, and is not easy to be shaken, and low-level 'Dao Appearance Ancillation' is ineffective in front of female Taoist priests." ”

"Ahh

Yi Yun really wanted to cry, I ran out of Chengdu in a fart, and let go of the great opportunity to stay at home, isn't it just to tease the female Taoist aunt? Now I am actually being "Bing Xinjue" by others, this is really unbearable for aunts, uncles are unbearable.

Leveling! I must practice frantically and train the Taoist profession to the top! I will give full play to the effect of "being sanctimonious."

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