Chapter 62: If you want to say it's bad, it's still you Lu Yuan who is bad!
Everyone has a question mark on their faces, and you will follow two auspicious words, right?
The aunts were suddenly a little speechless and said:
"What about the money, how much money does your family have?"
Lu Yuan blinked, took a puff of smoke and said:
"Money, what money, where do I have money at home?"
When everyone heard this, they gritted their teeth and said:
"Why don't you have any money, you just got rewarded with three hundred yuan, you see you bought a bed for more than a hundred yuan, and you have to buy a sewing machine, why don't you have any money!!"
"You don't have the money to buy these?"
Lu Yuan nodded and said:
"Yes, you know, my money is used to buy sewing machines and beds, where do I have the money?"
Everyone: "???? ”
Right...... Oh yes!!
Lu Yuan, this guy spent all the money, so there was a valid reason not to be polite.
After all, your Gao family has to give gifts when you hold a banquet, so you can't let people go to the ceremony without buying things at their own house first, right?
There's no such thing!
Suddenly, everyone was a little speechless.
Everyone thinks that Lu Yuan, this kid is a bad breed and lacks morality, but there is one thing to say, people really never suffer!
Everyone still wants to learn from Lu Yuan, but now let's look at it......
I can't learn it!!
Who can live a life like Lu Yuan?
As soon as the money was rewarded, it was made out before it was hot.
Is it possible, everyone has to learn this from Lu Yuan, spend all the money in the family, and when they are ready to give gifts, they will also say with Lu Yuan that the family's money has bought large items?
It's not worth it!
Everyone has old and young, and then the days after that have to be lived, can't you just live at home for the sake of these two or three gifts, right?
When the crowd was a little speechless.
This aunt hurriedly ran over and said:
"Oh no, no, I just saw Gao Xu coming back from the vegetable market, so I bought two chickens, two catties of fat, some cabbage and spinach, some clams, and some crabs."
Hearing this, everyone was not calm.
Now a small rooster is more than six cents a piece, and a pound of fat is a piece of two cents.
As for the clams and crabs......
Isn't that what feeds the chickens!!
It's a shame that a few days ago, this Gao Xu family also laughed at Lu Yuan for eating crabs, but as a result, your family held a banquet, and you put chicken food on the table?
Calculated in this way, the cost of this table is only three dollars at most!!
At this time, if you buy some candy, buy some peanuts or something, and share this meal, your Gao family can't even spend ten yuan?!!
Moreover, you don't even buy the altar of wine when you hold a banquet and hold a banquet, what kind of banquet is this?
This doesn't say that you have to buy white noodles, so you have to eat Erhe noodles?
At this time, an aunt in the courtyard slapped her thigh and said with a sad face:
"What's the matter, my man is still the master of Gao Tingyu, plus the identity of the master in the courtyard, my family's bride price is at least ten yuan."
The first uncle's family is still rich, the first uncle is an eighth-level forger, more than 80 yuan a month, and the most important thing is that there are no children and no daughters.
But being rich doesn't mean being picked up casually, right?
After paying ten yuan, go eat this?
Moreover, yesterday, Sun Erniang also overheard that this Gao family held a banquet, and each family invited one person to eat, like herself, women, children, and couldn't go.
What is this called?
The Gao family is purely robbing money!
The point is that we can't say anything about it, after all...... I can't afford to lose that man!!
If this matter is spread out and other courtyards know, I don't know how to mutter.
The rich people of the first uncle's family are panicked, not to mention the residents of other families.
You must know that there are not only craftsmen from the forging bureau living here, but also some people who are not craftsmen, and the conditions of these people's homes are not particularly good.
A month of exhaustion and exhaustion is twenty yuan, it is not easy to earn some money, on weekdays it is really frugal, a penny is eager to break in half to spend.
As soon as the Gao family holds a banquet, it will cost two or three yuan.
The most important thing is that if the food is really good, forget it, after all, whoever doesn't have a child will be able to earn it back if their children get married in the future.
But the problem is that there are more than a dozen people at this table, and the meat dish is just a chicken and a pound of fat, how can you eat this meal!!
At this time, the two masters who installed the steel bed in Lu Yuan's house came out and lifted the soft Mengsi mattress in.
After putting it away, he stood at the door, looked at Lu Yuan and shouted:
"Boss, the things are ready for you, you can try them, if you want to, we will go back."
After Lu Yuan heard the sound, he also returned home, lay on the bed and chrysalis twice, okay, quack, quack, quack.
After getting out of bed, Lu Yuan scattered two cigarettes for the two masters.
In the thanks of these two masters, Lu Yuan closed the door of his house.
There was a stove burning in the house, and the door was a little warm.
And the aunts standing outside the house couldn't help but curse in their hearts when they saw this scene.
This immoral thing is really lacking in morality.
I don't know what the futon is, so I'm just waiting for Su Liyan to come back?
What a face!
However, everyone didn't dare to scold Lu Yuan now, for fear of offending.
Moreover, everyone still thinks that there should be some way to this bad species.
Suddenly, a group of aunts surrounded them again, and the three aunts looked at Lu Yuan and whispered:
"I said, Yuan'er, you can't do anything about this?"
After Lu Yuan lit a cigarette, he grinned:
"Yes, yes, just recently...... I'm also thinking about hosting a banquet for my daughter-in-law in this courtyard. ”
Everyone: "???? ”
What the hell am I ?!!
Here's another ?!!
This Gao family is buckled, but at the very least, there is a chicken with two catties of fat.
But what does Lu Yuan have at home?
Buy a bed, buy a sewing machine.
The 300 yuan bonus that just arrived is gone again!!
I'm afraid I can't even eat a chicken feather!
Besides, everyone doesn't want to pay for the three yuan gift of the Gao Xu family, and this Lu Yuan has three yuan.
Good fellow, this moonlight is on the way.
I can't get over this day??
After Lu Yuan saw the expression of eagerness on everyone's faces, he grinned and said:
"Aunts, don't worry, what I mean, it's my family's banquet, and it's the day after tomorrow."
Well?
Hearing this, everyone was stunned.
Immediately knew that Lu Yuan's bad seed was going to come up with bad ideas, but for a while, everyone still couldn't figure out what Lu Yuan meant.
Then, Lu Yuan raised his eyebrows and said:
"You see that sooner or later you will have to give a courtesy, and if you go to his high house, you will not even be able to go up to the table, and you men will not even be able to drink a meal of wine at the table.
But if you come with me, it will be different, I will spend as much as you want, and everyone in our courtyard will come.
Even children have a place, there are 100 people in our yard, even if there are 10 people at a table, let's set up 10 tables, and the standard of 10 yuan per table! ”
Speaking of this, Lu Yuan was afraid that these aunts would not believe him, so he immediately added:
"I definitely don't have this money, let's find an old man in the courtyard to be the bookkeeper, the three masters are teaching craftsmen, the three masters are the most suitable for this matter, everyone gives the money to the three masters, and then buy what you want, when the time comes, I will discuss with the uncle, unified allocation."
This matter is a bit offensive, but it doesn't matter if I sacrifice my ego for the happiness of our whole hospital, I will suffer a little loss.
How many aunts, what do you say? ”
Lu Yuan said with a smile, "Look at me, aunts in this courtyard, I'll look at you."
Suddenly, everyone had a feeling in their hearts.
To say bad...... It has to be you Lu Yuan's bad!!