looked at Xiaoyou's phone in the address book, and began to read the lines in his mouth, plus expressions, and even body language. After repeating it a few times, I feel that I can almost put it into practice.

"What are you doing? Possessed? ”

I was so frightened that my phone fell to the ground, "Damn! He patted his frightened heart and breathed slowly.

"Is it as exaggerated as yours? I didn't mean to scare you. To be a thief like this? ”

"If there's a fart, let it go!"

"Xiaoban said he would be back in the evening."

"Get out and shut my door."

"Pay attention to the body! Playing too much will be empty. ”

Boom!

Readjust your status and dial Xiaoyu's phone. It felt like it had been a long time before she took it.

"Hello?" Connected, I'll say first.

"What?"

"What are you busy with? So long to answer the phone. ”

"Fold your clothes, are you okay?"

"That's what I said, can't I call you if it's okay?"

"Can't!"

"Ha, I just like you so real."

"What's the matter, I'm half folding my clothes!"

"Oh, that's right, I want to ask if you're free for the night?"

"At night? Why? ”

"It's just that I made an appointment with Xiao Chen in the evening, and there are two classmates who want to drink, I want to ask you if you are free?"

"Your classmates are male and female?"

"Male."

"Well, let me ask you, did you get your head caught in the door?"

"What do you mean?"

"You guys drinking, what do you tell me to do? What do you mean? ”

"No, what can I mean, I'm not thinking that Xiao Chen is also a colleague, and you are a ...... Another such a good colleague! ”

"Don't hit those bad eyes."

"I didn't hit any bad eyes, the conscience of heaven and earth, I dare to hit other people's bad eyes, and I don't dare to hit you, really!"

"Humph! Forgive me for not daring. ”

"Then you ......"

"Don't go!"

"Well, that's a pity."

"It's a pity. Also, you really asked Xiao Chen to ask you for a drink, I thought you fooled him after work yesterday. ”

"What's there to fool around with a drink."

"Can you drink well?"

"Can't drink it, rookie level."

"I thought you were very good at drinking, and you still call friends."

"Hehe, what's the matter, I have nothing to do on weekends, just drink some wine and relax."

"Okay, you go relax, I'll continue to fold my clothes, bye-bye."

"Okay, bye-bye."

Syllable!

It's all so neat, really.

and Xiao Chen, a pit goods, almost killed me.

It's still early, I'm idle, so I picked up the book "The Art of War" and read it again according to the understanding and annotations I wrote.

After more than ten years of study, I know that the best feedback from reading books is that every time I read it, I will get a different understanding, even if some of the previous understandings and comments seem immature and unreasonable, but they are all valuable experiences.

I saw the sentence "Profit is tempted, chaos is taken." ", thinking of Xiaoyou, that hot pot is a benefit, and her breakup with her boyfriend is a mess. Directly take a pen and write next to this sentence: "The ancients did not deceive me!" ”

Before I knew it, I was caught in a sea of books.

The sound of the door opening pulled me back from the book to reality.

"Are you going to graduate school?"

"What graduate school am I going to?"

"Otherwise, how can I find out that you have been reading a lot lately, what kind of books are you reading, little yellow book?"

"Hey, you should have less women in your head."

"Let's go grocery shopping together."

As soon as he reminded me, I quickly looked at the time, 17:41.

"Let's go."

When I went downstairs, I called Xiao Chen again and asked him to come over immediately.

The summer rain always comes and goes quickly, crackling and then retreating, leaving the ground with undried water stains and refreshing refreshment.

Walking into the vegetable market, the smell of fireworks in the world made me feel comfortable from the inside out, after hiding in the room all day.

When I came back from grocery shopping, I picked up a case of beer from the supermarket. When I returned to the dormitory, I saw a box brought by Xiaoban. Looking at the two cases of beer, I always felt that they were going to have someone to vomit with me at night.

The cooking skills of the small class are the best of the three, reaching the level of 50 out of 100, so we can only ignore the fact that he has just left work and let him continue to work hard.

Xiao Wu's cooking skills are better than mine, with 40 points, and he is just right for the small class.

I was too ashamed to go into the kitchen, so I had to pick up a rag and wipe the table.

As soon as he finished wiping the table, Xiao Chen called and said that he had gone to the supermarket downstairs and I would go down to pick him up. After my efforts to persuade him to no avail, he bought another case of beer.

Xiao Chen first went to the kitchen to say hello to my two classmates, and then chatted with me in the living room.

"How? Did you call Xiaoyu? ”

"Listening to your hitting, I was almost killed by you."

"Uh...... Did you just invite her to drink? ”

"Yes, the main thing in the evening is to drink, I don't say invite her to drink, what do I say?"

"And what are your classmates busy in the kitchen?"

"Stir-fry."

"yes, why didn't you say you would invite her to dinner?"

"It's not dinner, it's just a whole snack."

"Then if you want to invite her, you can just make it into dinner."

"Then don't you still have to drink after eating, is there a difference?"

"How come your brain can't be flexible? You let her come over for dinner first, and then we'll drink after dinner, and she'll be a little interesting to you, maybe stay and drink together, and then won't you have the chance? ”

"What about leaving after dinner?"

"That's hard to say, after all, girls don't drink casually, when she dares to drink, there must be someone she trusts."

"You would have told me no to do this earlier, and I would have been scolded by her. Depend on. ”

"IQ is a hard wound. You're so unabashed. ”

"Forget it, I don't think there's any need to do that, it's what it should be."

"So you're being scolded."

"Scolding is scolding, it's not a big problem."

"Brother, why don't you forget it? I think Xiaoyou definitely knows better than you, if you chase her, eighty percent will have to die in her hands. ”

"I know more than I know normal, I basically have zero experience. But don't be afraid, the peony flower is also a ghost. Hahaha. ”

"Hey, young man, you haven't tasted the bitterness of love yet."

"How bitter? Have you eaten? Let's hear it. ”

"I think that the old man was only in his early twenties, and he also had a vigorous first love, but it was a little shorter, and the sweet and bitter tasted it shallowly, and it didn't leave much impression."

"Just once?"

"Hmm."

"No wonder I feel like you're a little bit of a trick on me every time."

"It's you who don't know it yourself."

"It's all a bad idea."

"Do you bet with me? Just bet on whether you can catch up with Xiaoyou. I bet you can't! ”

"Hehe, you brought it on yourself, what's the bet."

"Lunch of the week!"

"Playing so big? You're not afraid of losing? ”

"I don't think you can catch up with her like that."

"Don't say I'm bullying you! If you win, I'll invite you to eat for two weeks, and if you lose, just ask for a week. ”

"So crazy?"

"It's called self-confidence!"

"Okay. The standard of the result is that she herself admits that you are her boyfriend. ”

"You're miserable, get ready for a treat."

"Have you made progress these days? Otherwise, where does the confidence come from. He was a little puzzled, and then added, "No, if there is, even if she doesn't come in the evening, she won't scold you, I think I'm right." ”

"Hey, hey. You guess. ”

"Come on, even if there is a little progress, with your straight nature, it is estimated that it will be difficult."

"Let's say it first, you are not allowed to be clever, you have to be willing to gamble and lose."

"That's it. I'm not that inch. ”

"Ready to eat?" I watched Xiao Wu come out with two dishes.

"No, let Xiaoban fry it himself, the dishes will be washed, the meat will be ready, and it will be eaten soon." As he spoke, he took out a cigarette and handed it to Xiao Chen, "Xiao Chen, do you smoke it?" ”

"I didn't smoke it."

"I didn't smoke it well, even Xiao He is a woman, I should quit too." Xiao Wu said while lighting a cigarette.

"Oh? Is it really for Xiaoyou to quit smoking? Xiao Chen said.

"Xiaoyu? That female colleague of yours is called Xiaoyou? Xiao Wu hurriedly sat down, with a face full of words saying that I wanted to gossip.

"Didn't he tell you? Haven't I divulged my secrets? Xiao Chen looked at me and said.

"He told me that it was a girl in your company, and he didn't say what it was called. Come, let's talk about how he chases that little yo at work. "Xiao Wu is getting closer and closer to Xiao Chenna,

"Let me tell you, he's in the company, and he doesn't even dare to talk to Xiaoyou, how do you say he chases? I don't think I can even catch up with the shadows. Xiao Chen looked like he hated iron but not steel.

"That's not the same virtue as when you were in school, do you want to challenge being chased?" Xiao Wu said to me.

"Mountain people have their own tricks. You know a ball. "I looked smug.

"Do you just use force? It stands to reason that the success rate of being able to speak well and advance steadily will be higher; If you are really not very good at speaking, you can use it directly, although the probability is low, but it is not impossible. Xiao Chen began to analyze again.

"With strong? What do you mean? Xiao Wu asked.

"It's probably the kind of thing that forcibly pulls hands, hugs, and kisses at every turn." Xiao Chen said.

"Oh? Like in the TV series and movie, needless to say, just roll up on the wall or on the bed? Xiao Wu was already full of interest.

"Yes, yes, that's the routine. Domineering president type, hehe. Xiao Chen said again.

"This type is good, I love to look at this type, and it doesn't ink at all." Xiao Wu slapped his thigh and said a little excited.

"Haha, yes, I also like to watch overbearing president-type TV series, which are much more exciting, from beginning to end." Xiao Chen said that the posture was to have a good discussion with Xiao Wu about watching the drama.

"Recently, there don't seem to be any new films to watch." Xiao Wu said, looking at me again, "Xiao He? No matter how you look at it, it's a drama of a poor dick falling in love with Bai Fumei, right? ”

"Get out! Tell your serials well! I'm going to help the little class. ”

Seeing the two of them looking at me again, I quickly got out of the battlefield and got up and walked to the kitchen.

"Look, it's a poor dick." Xiao Wu said.

"Hahaha." Xiao Chen smiled.

When I walked into the kitchen, Xiaoban had already fried two more dishes, and I took the dishes out.

The other two have already gotten together and are chatting very obscenely.

"Xiao Chen, come and sit. Xiao Wu opens the wine! ”

"Okay."

After graduation, there has never been such a lively scene as tonight......