Chapter Seventy-Eight: A Heaven-Sent Opportunity
Wine is sometimes a really good thing, otherwise it is so hard to drink and so many people drink it for life and death, there is a reason for its existence.
The reason why people can become primates is because their brains are too capable of thinking, and thinking too much is not necessarily a good thing, so with alcohol, negative is positive.
My shyness, Xiao You's shyness, Xiao Wu's fearlessness, and Sister Chu's arrogance have resulted in Xiao Wu and Sister Chu drinking again no matter how the country is divided, and I shout and cheer with Xiao You.
It's not sure if Xiaoyou can drink it, anyway, I surrendered first and lost half of the goods, and I can't get on the big table.
"You can't drink like this, you have to have a little game, will you be able to draw boxing?" Sister Chu is no longer satisfied with the status quo.
I shook my head with little Youxin.
"You don't want anything like fifty or twenty." Xiao Wu looked at Sister Chu.
"Isn't fifty twenty simpler?" Sister Chu asked rhetorically.
"That's boring." Xiao Wu felt like he wanted to get off the trap.
"What's that for?"
"There's only poker in the dorm."
"What can I play in poker?"
"Niu Niu is bigger." Xiao Wu has already raised his mouth. I can eat this product and drink it, so I don't have to worry about it at all.
"Can't play." Sister Chu shook her head.
"I will, I will." Xiaoyou, this stupid girl, jumped out.
"Really? Don't be fooled by them. Sister Chu asked Xiaoyou.
"That's not hard." Xiao You said.
"Alright then, you go get poker." Sister Chu looked at Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu ran to get poker.
"You're going to do that, huh?" I asked Xiaoyu.
"Humph! Why wouldn't I. Xiao You's expression was a bit like eating me at night.
"You can gamble?" I asked Xiaoyou again.
"What kind of gambling, isn't it just a game, why does it have to be gambling?" Xiao You was not convinced.
"Oh." I don't dare to ask some things, so it's better to keep quiet.
"Wait a minute, you can play with me!" Xiao Yu approached me.
Sister Chu is here, and Xiao Wu also came out, so let her go.
"Let's talk about it first, double it as usual." Xiao Wu put down the poker.
"Sister Chu, don't be afraid. They can't fool me. Xiao You swore to Sister Chu and said.
"How dare they? Play! Sister Chu became domineering again.
I looked at Xiao Wu, this old god is here.
"Let's go." Xiao You shouted, and his little hands were ready to move.
I knocked Xiao Wu's hand off, floped by myself, 10, Xiao You drew the card first.
Looking at the 5-2-12 in my hand, I thought that it would be nice to have a 3 first. It turns out to be root 2, which can be big or small.
Sister Chu didn't understand and secretly looked at the cards, 7-1-9-4 on the opposite side, there were already cows.
"You go first!" Xiao You said.
"Hey, don't be afraid, they're definitely not big." I confidently told Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu nodded again and again, and I turned over the last card 6, Niu 5.
"I'm angry." Xiao You flipped over the cards, it was a root 3, just lost me.
"Did you lose?" Sister Chu asked Xiaoyou.
Xiao Yu nodded.
Then Xiao Wu took the card and explained it to Sister Chu, and I looked at Xiao You with a smile.
"Humph!" Xiao You picked up the wine hatefully and wanted to drink it.
As a result, Sister Chu stopped her, "Wait, I didn't say how to drink it just now, so this time it doesn't count, count it as teaching me." ”
"Well, yes, yes, no." Xiao Yu also put down his wine glass with a grin.
Xiao Wu and I looked at each other, daring to be angry but not daring to speak.
"Then let's start counting it this time, let's talk about it first, the bottom is one-third of red wine and one glass of beer. Ox 7 doubled, Ox 8 doubled, Ox 9 tripled, Ox Niu quadruple. Clear enough, right? Xiao Wu said.
"Oh, got it, let's get started." Xiao You listened to Xiao Wu's words, and his eyes were already warning me, if you dare to win, you will be miserable.
"Hey, Sister Chu, this mainly depends on luck." I smiled and explained to Sister Chu that I also wanted to tell Xiaoyou that winning is also due to luck, but it is not something that I can win if I want to.
"Oh, hurry up." Sister Chu just learned a little, and she was a little impatient.
"I'll take it with Xiao You, and you will take it with Xiao Wu." I flopped, 11, and I caught it first.
I had Niu Ba in my hand and said to Xiao You, "This time you should open it first." ”
"No, you open first." Xiao Yu doesn't care about my opinion.
"Hey, she's definitely not big. I'm a cow eight! "I'm confident.
"Humph!" Xiao You threw away the cards, picked up the wine and drank most of it.
"Ha, it's my turn." Xiao Wu took the card.
"Come on, come on." Sister Chu grinds her fists and wipes her account.
Xiao Wu Niu 3, won Sister Chu again.
I smiled with Xiao Wu and didn't dare to have too much celebration.
Sister Chu asked Xiaoyou with a questioning face, "You shouldn't have lied to us." ”
Although Xiao You was a little unconvinced, he could only shake his head, and then said to me, "Hmph! This time I flopped. ”
Or turn to 11, Xiaoyou takes it first. This time I learned to be obedient, and quickly opened the card to Xiao You, Niu 1.
Xiao You held back for most of the day, and held back a cow 3. It's acceptable, hurry up and drink a glass yourself.
Xiaoyou's first victory also brought the two of them self-confidence. However, immediately Xiao Wu won Sister Chu again, and all of a sudden, his face was full of dark clouds.
"Two wins in three games. I'll have a drink with Xiao Wu. "I really can't resist Xiao You's resentful eyes.
"Drink even if you win, and drink more, okay?" Xiao Wu is a little unclear.
"Drink it up and get going." Sister Chu is protecting Xiaoyou, and she has obviously abandoned me. I can only ask for more blessings for myself.
In the next three, we are a best-of-three game! Under the watchful eye of Sister Chu and Xiaoyou, I had to continue to have a drink. After getting two satisfied expressions on the other side, he continued to draw cards in fear, and there was only one thought in his heart, he had to win three times to not lose!
The next three are one win and two losses. Xiao Wu and I are quite satisfied with this result, looking at the two of them, we don't have the slightest consciousness to make a glass by ourselves. We didn't dare to say more, and we were thinking about how to find a reason not to play.
Three again, two wins and one loss. This time, Xiao Wu and I are as stable as old dogs, and I won't toast.
"You've won, why don't you keep having a drink?" Sister Chu asked us, and she really dared to ask, if I could do it, I would have taken it a long time ago, aren't they obviously bullying.
"No, you didn't drink even if you won. We've already suffered a lot, we all have our own toasts to the win just now, this time we want to be fair! Xiao Wu resisted first.
I nodded vigorously.
"We're women, do you think it's fair?" Sister Chu asked Xiao Wu.
Xiao You also nodded vigorously.
"Men and women are equal!" Xiao Wu is right.
I nodded again.
"If you win, you have to have a toast. That's fairness! I said it! Sister Chu's momentum soared directly.
Xiao Yu also nodded again.
"Look at what, cheers, I don't have any eyesight." Xiao Wu picked up the wine glass and yelled at me.
"Huh?" I was stunned for a moment and asked Xiao Wu, "Don't you struggle anymore?" ”
"Huh?" Xiao Yu spoke.
"And ~ fools say that men and women are equal. Ladies come first, and whatever ladies say is what they are. "I can only bow my head.
"Hmm. Cheers to the fools. Xiao Wu said and drank.
"It's not easy to be a fool." I finished drinking as well.
The two people on the other side were already giggling.
"Hah! Win again. Xiao You clapped happily.
"That's a must!" Sister Chu looked proud.
Xiao Wu drank indifferently.
"Sister Chu, why don't I join your camp, I will abandon the darkness and turn to the light!" I've already shouted surrender.
"Hahaha, then you rest, I'll come with him." Sister Chu finally took care of me again after I softened.
I decisively moved the chair next to Xiao You, which made Xiao You look unhappy.
"We are one country." I grabbed Xiaoyu's arm with a flattering face.
"Humph!" Xiao You turned his head and ignored me, and went to see Xiao Wu playing cards with Sister Chu.
"In the end, I will fight everything!" Xiao Wu said while holding the cards.
"You resist a fart, Xiao He drinks it himself at night." Sister Chu didn't care.
"One pick three is no problem for me at all!" Xiao Wu aimed at the card, a handful of Niu 9, which made him swell up instantly.
Sister Chu threw away the card and drank a cup directly, and I quickly got up and filled it up for Sister Chu.
Sister Chu took Niu 8 and pulled back a city.
"Lose another handful and drink together." Xiao Wu pointed to a full cup.
As a result, Sister Chu was Niu 8 again.
"Drink a drink, you owe it once." Xiao Wu poured himself full of wine and continued to flop and draw cards.
"You are not allowed to surrender." Sister Chu leaned closer and said to Xiao Wu.
"In my wine field, there is no word surrender!" Xiao Wu is full of confidence.
"You two are watching from behind, I'm going to cry to him tonight!" Sister Chu turned her head to me and Xiaoyou and said.
Xiaoyou and I nodded in support.
Sister Chu's hand was 6-10-13-3, and she asked Xiaoyou, "Isn't this a good hand?" ”
"Hmm. It's best to have a point. Xiao You said.
"Oh, yes, yes, that's a point!" Sister Chu shouted excitedly.
"Sharp, sharp, here." Xiao Wu said helplessly, his hand was 4-2-8-7, and the result was a 1, and there was only Niu 2.
"Oops, he caught one." Xiao You said.
"Don't be afraid, there are three more." I'm getting closer and closer to Xiaoyu.
"Yes, that's right." Sister Chu slowly turned over the cards from above, "Ha! Sharp, you drink! ”
Xiao Wu looked at the tip on the table, looked at me with reproach, and picked up the wine glass to fill it down.
"I owe it again." Sister Chu reminded Xiao Wu.
"Yes!" Xiao Wu peeled off the flowers and threw them into his mouth.
"I'll drink it once, after all, I've been in the same country." I've taken a break and can have another drink.
"Xiaoyou, okay?" Sister Chu asked.
"Okay." Xiao You looked at me who was already close and felt that I was not enough.
The current battlefield situation is that Sister Chu and Xiao Wu are facing each other tensely, and Xiao You and I are almost leaning together and shouting cheers.
Xiao Wu braces up her momentum, and Sister Chu maintains her temperament.
However, the shackles of the zero-sum game are tending to win or lose at five or five, Sister Chu won a small victory in the front, and now Sister Chu loses a small loss. After another three or two glasses, Sister Chu was also a little stretched, and her drunkenness gradually increased.
"You must not shout surrender." Xiao Wu said to Sister Chu.
"Non-existent!" Change Sister Chu's hard support.
"Again?" Xiao Wu asked.
"Why don't you dare!" Sister Chu replied.
"Don't you let the murderer lose?" Xiao Wu asked.
"I'm going to be murderous!" Sister Chu replied.
"Then it's better to have a truce and not drink?" Xiao Wu asked.
"Gotta drink!" Sister Chu replied.
"You're drunk!" Xiao Wu said.
"I haven't yet!" Sister Chu said.
"Cheers?" Xiao Wu asked.
"Come!" Sister Chu replied.
One cup for two. It can be regarded as a tacit agreement to reach a temporary truce.
"Can you still drink?" I asked Xiaoyu.
Xiao You rolled his big eyes and didn't speak.
"You still look very energetic."
"But the two of them seem to have drunk too much."
"They're all over the place, they're all over the place, they're done with a dozen."
"If I had changed, I would have fallen down a long time ago."
"I'm lying faster than you."
"Stupid!"
"Stupid likes you!"
"I don't want to be stupid!"
"You like too."
"I didn't!"
"You have!"
I squeezed her palm hard to prevent her from retorting.
"Sister Chu, let's drink the finished wine, shall we?" I proposed.
"Okay, then drink it." Sister Chu rubbed her temples.
"Can you still drink?" Xiao Wu asked me and poured me some of the bottom of the bottle, and the beer was not reopened.
I nodded.
Under the current situation, I have a quarter of red wine in my glass, half of Xiao You, a glass of Sister Chu, and nearly a glass of Xiao Wu.
"Sister Chu, pour me a little." I say.
"No, you don't! I can still drink it! "Sister Chu's wine strength has come up.
"It's okay, Sister Chu, you pour it for him." Xiaoyou is also helping Sister Chu.
"Then where is it, I drink it myself, I can't get Xiao He drunk at night!" Sister Chu said.
"You're drunk yourself, and you're talking about others." Xiao Wu was also a little unbearable.
"Where do I have it, I can still hold on." Sister Chu said.
Looking at Sister Chu like this, the three of us could only raise our glasses, "Cheers!" ”
Putting down the wine glass, Sister Chu was already a little bad.
"Sister Chu, let's go back." Xiao You pulled Sister Chu.
"You can't go back." Sister Chu pressed Xiao You's hand and stood up, "I'll go back!" ”
Sister Chu picked up her backpack and walked towards the door with a shake.
I motioned for Xiao Wu to hurry up and grab her.
"Oh, slow down." Xiao Wu grabbed Sister Chu.
"Open the door!" Sister Chu ordered Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu could only open the door.
"I'm leaving. Bye. Sister Chu waved her hand and walked down the stairs.
"Hey, I'll go downstairs and see her off." Xiao Wu said to me
Xiao You and I, who were standing next to me, were speechless for a moment, why did both of us leave.
Looking at Xiao You, I closed the door with my hand, went down a wall directly, and kissed Xiao You without knowing anything.