Chapter 1: The Master of Bickering

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One day in midsummer June, after breakfast, Su Ying came to the vegetable field with a small basket.

In total, half a plot of land was planted, but several kinds of vegetables were planted, such as cucumbers, eggplants, leeks, beans, etc., and now it is the season to pick.

I heard my father say that in the past few days when she was sick, it seemed that there had been a thief in the vegetable field, and the pear tree planted in the field had recently been picked a lot of fruit. Just pick and eat it, but who knows that it also ruined a lot of uneaten pears.

When Su Ying walked under the tree, he saw that there were indeed a few gnawed and messy pears on the ground, and the gnawed incision was also discolored due to oxidation.

"Damn thief, dare to steal my family's pears, I greet your ancestors for eighteen generations."

Su Ying rubbed his fists and cursed in a low voice.

She is not the delicate original Su Ying anymore.

The original body Su Ying, because of a serious illness, had died three days ago, and now living in this body is Su Ying, a strong woman from the 21st century.

As soon as he cursed a few words, he heard a man's snickering above his head.

"Hey-the girl's family, she will scold people!"

"Swearing? Auntie, I still beat people! Su Ying took a bamboo pole from the cucumber rack and hit the thief, "I'll let you steal the pear!" ”

The thief, dressed in a green cloth robe, tossed and turned on the tree and could not move away, and suffered a few times in vain, grinning in pain and not begging for mercy, and shouting hard while hiding: "Good men do not fight with women."

Su Ying's body was still weak, and he lost his strength after a few hits, threw the bamboo pole, raised his head and crossed his waist, and threatened: "Little brat, you come down and take me to your family." ”

The black-faced young man, who was originally fearless, glanced down at Su Ying.

I saw a beautiful girl pinching her waist and glaring at him menacingly.

There was a hint of redness in his ears, and he said unconvinced: "Who is the little brat?" Do you know how old you are? ”

Su Ying squinted his eyes and looked at the young man, looking at the dress, a bit like the student shirt of this dynasty, but the young man's complexion was dark and his body was sturdy, and he didn't look like a thin scholar, so he pouted and said, "How old is it?" No matter how old you are, you can't steal pears! ”

The young man blushed, and finally couldn't help but explain, "My name is Shen Mo, and my family is not short of money to buy pears, how can I steal your pears?" ”

"Silence?"

Su Ying had already received all the memories of the original body, and knew that the family in this village was surnamed Shen, and he was also a wealthy family in the village.

"You say you're silent, you're silent? It can't be an impostor, right? Su Ying beckoned, "You come down first and take me to meet your family." ”

Shen Mo insisted that he didn't steal pears, and refused to take her to meet her parents.

Su Ying learned from his father that the two families had a close relationship, and he had also met the Shen family's parents a few times, and his impression was not bad, so he kindly wanted to take care of the children for the Shen family's parents, lest he be sneaky in the future.

Su Ying went out, rolled up his sleeves and went to pull Shen Mo's trouser legs, ready to pull him down and pull him down.

At this time, a person came in the distance, saw it silently, his face was a little anxious, and he took off his green cloth robe three or two times, revealing his snow-white middle coat, jumped down from the tree and covered Su Ying's mouth, turned his back to passers-by, and blocked her firmly.

Looking at it from a distance, it was as if he was silently hugging Su Ying tightly.

The man just ran to the front out of breath, and looked at the two backs being "making love", he couldn't help but blush, and sighed, "It's really the world, what kind of system has it become", and then hid his face and left.

"It's okay, I wasn't recognized by the master." waited for people to go away, and only then did silence let people go.

Su Ying finally gasped, blushing and glaring at Shen Mo, "What, I'm so angry that I still want to kill people?" ”

Shen Mo picked up the clothes on the ground and pointed to the pear tree with his hand, "You can see clearly, the thieves who stole your pears are them, not me." ”

In just a few moments, a few birds flew up to the pear tree, pecking and gnawing at the unripe pear, and this one was not finished and then gnawed on another pear, and now there were no more whole pears on the tree.

Su Ying looked at it for a while and understood, it turned out that these birds were the culprits.

picked up the bamboo pole and beat the bird away, Su Ying apologized, "I'm really sorry, I hurt you a few times in vain." Whew, I misunderstood, no. But what are you doing hiding in my pear tree early this morning? ”

Shen Mo rubbed the place where he was hurt by the bamboo pole, but fortunately, he didn't care about his rough skin and thick flesh, and stretched out his finger and pointed to the back of the passerby just now, "Hide from people." ”

The person just now was his master, Mrs. Lu Changtai. He was late for the school today, and Master Lu wanted to beat him up, and asked him why he was late, and his brain twitched, and he said "The road is too long", and he was chased all the way to the village by the master.

Lu Fuzi went straight to Shen's house to complain, Shen Mo didn't want to go home, so he sat bored and watched Su Ying pick vegetables, and the ghost sent a god to ask, "This is Uncle Su's vegetable field, are you his daughter who no one wants to marry?" ”

Hitting people does not slap people in the face, and exposing people does not expose shortcomings. Su Ying was thinking about how to make money quickly to see a doctor for her father, and she couldn't help but hesitate when she heard this unpleasant words.

"You say you are silent, but the silent man in our village who is idle and unlearned, simple-minded and has developed limbs?"

Silence: "......"

Silence: "No wonder you can't get married, your mouth is too poisonous." ”

Su Ying: "I heard that you used to have an uncle who was a eunuch, are you interested in inheriting your uncle's business, anyway, you have a bad reputation, it is better to break off the idea of marrying a wife and having children early, and it will not harm the township." ”

Which pot is not opened and which pot is Su Ying's good quarrel skills.

She was still a slash young man in her previous life, and in addition to doing a good job full-time, her part-time talk show career was also thriving.

In terms of bickering, can she still lose to this little brat?

"You, you, you-" Shen Mo really couldn't say it, but because the other party was a woman, he couldn't beat people like usual, so he could only turn his head and leave, "Good men don't fight with women." Let's go! ”

Su Ying picked a basket full of vegetables and went home, and as soon as he arrived at the door, he heard his father's coughing sound.

"Dad, why did you get out of bed?" Su Ying put down the vegetable basket and hurriedly stepped forward to help.

After Su Wenhai gasped for a while, he finally calmed down, with tears in his eyes, and said with a strong spirit: "If your family affairs are not settled, you will be pointed out by the government to the leper in the town, and my father can't watch you suffer." Go with my dad and tell you a good family story. ”

"Where's the good family business, Dad!" Su Ying gave his father a good breath.

Su Wenhai closed his eyes and sighed, gritted his teeth, and finally made up his mind, "Dad has a life-saving grace for the Shen family, and now that we are in trouble, Dad will let go of this old face, let his family repay the favor, and let his son marry you." ”

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