Then why did she leave him behind and come to the woman Concubine Xia, wanting to capture her?

Yun Wanmu looked at the man's mocking eyes, and Concubine Xia, who was coquettish in front of him, was upset when she saw it, and said lightly, "The emperor is indeed very busy, isn't this just busy coming over to find a beauty?" Who knows what I told me to be busy before, but in fact, I just came to find the little beauty. ”

After speaking, Yun Wanmu left Concubine Xia's bedroom, closed the door and lay on the bed.

Concubine Xia was dumbfounded, this woman was inevitably too shameless.

Di Hanjin's fingers clicked, and she slept directly on Concubine Xia's bed.

Just wanted to find out this woman, but was stopped by the woman in front of him.

Concubine Xia stopped the emperor.

She finally had the opportunity to be alone with him, and she definitely couldn't miss it.

As for Yun Wanmu, a shameless woman, she endured it for the time being, but after she left, she changed the mattress.

Thinking about it, he said in a gentle voice, "Your Majesty~ Don't disturb the concubine, let her rest." ”

"She's here to learn how to play the piano?" Emperor Han Jindao.

"That's right." Concubine Xia responded while pushing the man outside, "The concubine wants the concubine to teach her a worry-free song." ”

Di Hanjin turned the wrench on his thumb, and sure enough, he didn't guess wrong, she just wanted to be in the limelight, she still didn't admit it, hum, this duplicitous woman.

The emperor's deep and indifferent voice continued, "Did the concubine just come to you to practice?" ”

"Yes, what's wrong with the emperor?" What else else could you do?

"Nothing." The emperor seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, it turned out that she was really just looking for Concubine Xia to practice music, and she didn't come to have anything unclean with Concubine Xia.

As soon as Concubine Xia wanted to come forward and ask him about his preferences, she was glared at by the man, and she was immediately aggrieved, "Your Majesty? ”

What's wrong? What happened to her? She hadn't done anything.

"The concubine came empty-handed?" The emperor asked again.

"Huh?" This topic changed too quickly, and Concubine Xia couldn't keep up with the rhythm, but fortunately, she was smart and reacted quickly, "The concubine also brought pastries to the concubine." ”

The emperor's face sank again, and he stared coldly at the pastries on the table without speaking.

Xia Fei......

Did she accidentally provoke the emperor again?

Looking at the man's eyes, Concubine Xia was cautious, and just about to say something, the emperor said, "I'm hungry." ”

"What?" Concubine Xia was stunned again, didn't he eat and wanted to eat with him?

That's great! "The concubine will let people pass the food now."

"I'm going to eat it now."

This...... Something flashed in Concubine Xia's mind, and then she shook her head again, how could it be? How could the emperor be in such a hurry to eat because he wanted to eat the pastries made by Yun Wanmu.

She smiled stiffly, but she didn't have any other pastries here, because she had been losing weight lately, and she didn't even have any fruit to prepare.

I had to open the pastry that Yun Wanmu brought, "Then the emperor will eat a piece of this first." ”

The emperor looked at the pastry that Concubine Xia was carrying, he didn't know what he thought, and his face turned dark again, "Take it!" ”

He's all down to the point where he still eats this kind of food?

No, it can't be.

"Take it, I don't want to eat it." Di Hanjin snorted coldly.

Concubine Xia was taken aback by the man's sudden cheers, but she was very happy in her heart, it seems that the emperor has a lot of opinions about Yun Wanmu, that's good.

Concubine Xia was triumphant in her heart, and thought of his preferences that she had heard from Yun Wanmu before.

Now that she finally seized such an opportunity to be alone with the emperor, she naturally wouldn't miss it, so she took off her shoes......

Emperor Han Jin ......

"What are you doing?!" Di Hanjin looked at the woman in front of him with an incredulous expression.

Concubine Xia smiled shyly and continued to take off her shoes.

Di Hanjin glanced at her deeply, this woman dared to beat him in broad daylight?

Hook him up like that?

How did he not know that she was so bold.

Seeing that Di Hanjin's reaction was so big, Concubine Xia didn't believe it at first, but now she really believes it.

Then he slowly stretched out his feet, took off his socks, and stuffed them into his hands with a shy face, "Your Majesty~ Smell it, the concubine won't tell others." ”

Di Hanjin looked at the socks in his hand with a shocked face, threw them directly on Concubine Xia's face, gritted his teeth and shouted angrily, "Concubine Xia, do you want to die?" How dare you shove your stinky socks into my hands! ”

Xia Fei......

Doesn't he like it?

She quickly understood what she was doing, and knew that he must be pretending, "Your Majesty, the concubines all know, don't do this, the concubines have said that they won't tell others." ”

"What do you know?" Di Hanjin looked at this crazy woman and gave her a hundred dares, he didn't believe that she dared to play tricks on him like this.

So what did she know?

Concubine Xia bit her lip, "The late concubine has already told the concubine...... Your fetishes, etc., although they are a little special, no matter what your habits are, as long as the emperor likes them, then they are all right, hehe, the concubine didn't expect you to have this kind of fetish. ”

Concubine Xia said as she spoke, and looked at him with admiration.

The emperor's face distorted a little more, and the look in Concubine Xia's eyes was more disgusting than looking at her stinky socks.

It's Yun Wanmu again...... Hehe, Di Hanjin smiled.

He laughed three times in a row.

Took a deep breath, "What else did she tell you?" ”

The man's face, in Concubine Xia's place, this expression was as if she had already acquiesced or been debunked by her, she was overjoyed, and hurriedly called the little eunuch to bring what she wanted.

The little eunuch quickly brought over the fresh gadgets he had dug up from the corner.

From the time Yun Wanmu told her that the emperor likes to eat earthworms, she has already asked people to dig them, in case the emperor comes to her, she must seize the opportunity to let the emperor eat earthworms, so that it can last longer......

Emperor Hanjin saw Concubine Xia handing him a brocade box with a shy face, and frowned, "What is this?" ”

"Your Majesty, just open it and take a look."

Di Hanjin opened the box, and when he saw the earthworm in the box, he was silent for three seconds, and then stared at the woman with a pretentious face, and spit out, "You are really disgusting." ”

Concubine Xia's smile instantly froze on her face, a little aggrieved, "Why does the emperor scold the concubine?" ”

Emperor Hanjin sneered, "You actually raise earthworms, aren't you disgusting?" Am I still disgusting? ”

"This is not what the concubines want to raise, isn't this your favorite food, Your Majesty?"

"Huh." The emperor sneered twice more and did not speak.

Concubine Xia also smiled, Yun Wanmu really didn't lie to herself.

The emperor just disguised herself with anger and was embarrassed to admit it, so she continued her efforts and stared at the man with a red face......

"Something wrong with you? What are you doing looking at me like this? ”

Xia Fei......

Because she really couldn't say that, after all, she was a well-bred woman.

But in the end, he gritted his teeth and said, "Damn, the emperor, hurry up and put away this earthworm." ”

"!"

Concubine Xia found that after saying the first sentence, the second sentence became very easy.

"Damn, the emperor, you don't need to say much, damn the concubine understands."

"You, stop, mouth!" Emperor Hanjin roared, pushed Concubine Xia aside, and said in a deep voice, "Are you crazy?" ”

Emperor......

The emperor is angry?

Concubine Xia was happy in her heart, the emperor must have been angry that Yun Wanmu told him his secret.

So he was even more angry.

At this time, Yun Wanmu, who had finished communicating with the black cat, also left Concubine Xia directly.

was about to go back to Bangyun Palace directly.

"Yun Wanmu!" A man's voice came from behind.

Yun Wanmu stopped, looked back at him, and showed a smile towards Emperor Hanjin, "What's the matter with the emperor?" ”

What's up? She even had the face to say what was the matter, "Did you tell Xia Feizhen that she likes to eat earthworms, smell smelly socks, and listen to dirty words?" "He really wanted to kill her.

As soon as he thought about it, he knew that it was a good thing that her impure little brain could do, so he didn't doubt at all that it would be something she could come up with.

It is impossible for a woman like Concubine Xia to say such a thing by herself.

"Oh, the concubine won't bother you, the concubine will retire, and the emperor will continue to accompany Concubine Xia here."

Yun Wanmu faced the man's frightening gaze, turned around and left.

Her mission is over, so she doesn't want to be here with them.

Di Hanjin looked at the little woman who didn't look back, and was so angry that he trembled with anger.

was about to raise his feet and leave, but was stopped by Concubine Xia, "Hehe, damn the emperor!" ”

The emperor's face turned pale, "Damn, you're still addicted, aren't you?" ”

", yes!"

……

"You speak to me! Otherwise, you won't need your tongue! ”

"...... Be. ”

Concubine Xia sighed, since the emperor is embarrassed during the day, let's talk about it at night.

She was just about to say something again, when suddenly there was a stream of air in her abdomen, and then it went straight to ......

"Puff ......"

An eerie voice rang out.

Di Hanjin looked at the woman in front of him with a strange expression, as if he was looking at a disgusting fly.

Eventually, the face was expressionless.

What can he say?

Aren't people allowed to fart yet?

But she is a harem concubine, no matter how bad she is, she can't dare to fart in front of him.

Concubine Xia covered her mouth and widened her eyes, this ......

Before the words could be spoken, there was another series of clear sounds.

There was churning in her abdomen, and there was a lot of airflow, Concubine Xia's face turned red, and she didn't want to!

It seems that she ate a piece of pastry just now because she was in a good mood......

Pastry!

Okay, Yun Wanmu, this little slut, deliberately embarrassed her in front of the emperor!

She said how she would be kind enough to make pastries for her!

Concubine Xia angrily complained, "Your Majesty! Puff~Puff......"

Before the words were spoken, it was a series of farts.

Ahh

Emperor Hanjin retreated in disgust, "Concubine Xia has lost her manners, from now on, she will honestly stay here and think about it, except for the old lady's birthday banquet, you are not allowed to go anywhere." ”

After a pause, he added, "No one is allowed to let it in, you know?!" ”

The emperor coldly dropped a sentence and turned to leave.

Ahhhh

Di Hanjin sneered in his heart, and looked at the plate of pastries before leaving, so it was, no wonder she didn't let him eat it.

As for Concubine Xia, a woman who still wants to fight with her, she doesn't know that she was played to death by Yun Wanmu.

sneered again, in this case, should he thank her for not letting him eat the pastry, for his good?

If that is the case, he will not punish her for her sake.

Di Hanjin thought so and decided to give Yun Wanmu a chance to mend his ways, so he asked Anxi to inform her. Make a pastry and apologize to him, and he will not forgive her in the past.

Yun Wanmu only smiled coldly and replied to him with two words, no time.

"Is that really what the concubine said?" The emperor laughed grimly.

Anxi trembled with fright, "Return, go back to the emperor, Niangniang did answer like this." ”

At the request of the emperor, he went to the concubine Niangniang to spread the word, saying that she wanted her to prepare some pastries, and the emperor forgave her for everything, but the master only sneered for a long time, and then replied coldly with two words, no time.

Anxi suddenly felt that the sky had fallen.

"Knowing she's not available, who told you to ask!" The emperor was furious.

Anthy?

"Didn't you ask the emperor, your minion?"

"What did you say?"

"It's me who I, it's the slave himself, and the slave himself wants to ask." Anxi complained bitterly, and understood what was going on in his heart, it turned out that the emperor was holding a grudge and holding a grudge.

He said the wrong thing before, saying that the concubine Niangniang made pastries for him to eat, but it turned out to be given to Concubine Xia, the emperor was slapped in the face, he made the emperor lose face, and he was punished and did not yield.

But he really felt very wronged.

knew that the emperor was reluctant to punish the concubine, so he came to punish him.

He's a messenger.

How can you say that, the two countries are at war, and if they don't kill them, why doesn't the emperor even understand this?

But he is the emperor, what can he say?

Bangyun Palace.

Yun Wanmu thought in her heart that this man's cheeks were distorted by anger at this moment, and she felt very relieved.

I bit a piece of roast duck leg and ate it.

Qin'er looked at her mother's eating appearance, and was so frightened that she always felt that she was not eating duck legs, but someone, who was that person?

Niangniang has a deep hatred with whom.

Yun Wanmu shook her feet and yelled at her, not to mention that she would go to that woman's palace and pull and pull with other women. After she left, he didn't catch up for a long time, I don't know what he did with Concubine Xia again, just want to eat the pastries she made herself? Go for his spring and autumn daydreams.

So in the past few days, they found that the emperor had staged another long-lost runaway from home.

There has been this situation before, as soon as the emperor quarreled with their concubine, the emperor moved back to his own palace directly, but since the last time, it can be said that this phenomenon has not occurred for a long time.

In the past, their mothers would go over to coax the emperor or the emperor to coax her.

Now neither of them has any intention of moving.

However, after all, Qin'er and others have experienced so much, and they are all people who have seen big scenes.

So there's no need to worry too much.

Even in my heart, I was a little uneasy, but I still calmed down and watched it first.

Until this day, the old lady returned to the palace and held a feast for her.

In the early years, when Concubine Xia was still a woman in the boudoir, she played a worry-free song at the old lady's birthday banquet.