The meeting, which lasted for a week, was still fruitless, and although it appeared to be a high-level closed-door meeting, His Majesty the King never attended. A group of people angrily spewed Kevin, and Kevin also spewed a group of people, and the two sides did not give in at all for a week, and it was difficult to tell who won and who lost.

To put it mildly, it may be just a whim, or even a little unrealistic. But to put it more broadly, that is, the positioning of assassins in the new era, how to integrate into peaceful life without falling behind in training? Now that there is the concept of civil-military integration, is it feasible to integrate assassins?

The Assassin Guild obviously took this aspect very seriously, but using others as targets to attack them undoubtedly harmed the interests of many people. The meeting lasted a week and still did not have a satisfactory result.

What should I do if I am not satisfied with the result? That can only be put on hold for the time being, or even not at all.

"There is no agreement or objection, this is the official attitude at the moment," the Assassin Headmaster replied to Kevin, "If you go ahead, you can theoretically, but if something happens, it will be more troublesome." ”

Kevin thought for a moment and replied, "Actually, it has nothing to do with me, and I'm not an assassin. ”

"But you're so excited about the meeting, you feel like you care more about it than I do. The Assassin President asked.

"That...... It is an occupational disease. Kevin smiled wryly and shook his head.

"Your occupational disease will make you a lot of enemies. The Assassin President replied.

Kevin looked indifferent: "I already made a lot of enemies when I was scratching the crumbs, so it doesn't matter if there are more." ”

"I'll take care of this matter," replied the Assassin Headmaster, "you're not an Assassin either, you just need to inspire them to think more." ”

Kevin nodded, and couldn't help but think on a whim: "By the way, since I have made so many enemies, how much is my head worth abroad?"

The Assassin President couldn't help but look at Kevin carefully: "What answer do you want to hear? Is it worth it or not?"

"Of course it's better if it's worthless," Kevin replied with a dry laugh, "and if my head is valuable, wouldn't it be dangerous?"

"Let me tell you the truth, your head is not worth much at the moment," replied the Assassin Headmaster, "the first is the question of your combat effectiveness, which dooms your head to be worth less than mine." ”

Kevin: "......"

"Besides, you don't have real power at the moment. A library manager doesn't need to be too serious for the time being, although there are some people who have personal grudges, but it is basically not a big deal. So you're relatively safe for now," the Assassin head added, "of course this is my personal speculation, and we don't know what the necromancer community thinks of you. ”

Kevin didn't say anything, and there was a sense of loss in his heart, which was really funny.

The next day, the work on the website was in full swing. Purchase land, build a website, organize information, plan network cables, register addresses, etc. There is no problem with the intranet, it will be done quickly, and the rest is to fill the strategy. For the time being, the intranet does not use parrot communication, and directly uses crystal ball communication, and confidentiality measures are in place. Even Kevin doesn't know where the website address is, and he can't get it.

But there are a lot of troubles on the Internet, and I originally planned to borrow someone else's platform and set up a forum. The name is the Assassination Enthusiast Forum, but it was reported for rectification on the day it opened.

Helplessly, he changed his name to "decapitation action enthusiast" and continued to be reported. Changing the name to "Lovers of Surgical Blows" continues to be reported. In the name change "Gospel Project for the Terminally Ill", this time it was not reported. It's just that the people who came were all seriously ill and asked questions about various illnesses. The Assassins themselves felt that it was really inappropriate to take a copy of the strategy and let them kill people at this time......

The Assassins then changed their name to "Targeted Drug Lovers", only to be reported again. After being reported so frequently, the Assassin President was finally invited to negotiate again.

After several twists and turns, the external network was finally established, and the name of the website was changed to "Crisis Deduction". It can already be seen from this name that this is not just about assassination, but also about military, economic and political aspects. Indeed, on the Internet, there is no need to limit it strictly to assassination.

However, after all, it was a website set up by the Assassins, and it also had the purpose of cultivating an assassination culture, so they set up a number of subreddits below. There are many conditions, such as a mansion, during the day, the movement speed of the guards is increased by 100%...... and so on, how to complete the assassination? I hope to use this to activate other people's brains, and also add some fun by the way.

But after all, it's an assassination technique, and there are still some thresholds set up to enter this site, and members must enter, and the conditions for becoming a member can only answer questions. The topics range from recent current affairs and politics, to science and technology, to some story situation analysis, etc., to examine the quality of netizens in an all-round way as much as possible. Only those who pass the answer can read the web page, otherwise they will not even be able to read it.

The Assassins were not interested in making a profit, so it was useless to give money. However, answering questions online and cheating is still very simple. There are also parrot messages on the Internet, after all, the Internet is facing the outside world, and the parrots send more messages back and forth, and the answers can be recited. If you really want to enter the website, just bribe the parrot.

On the first day of the "Crisis Deduction", all the Assassins and all members of the intelligence service, as well as a significant number of closely related people such as Kevin, were automatically granted membership.

On the first day, no outsiders came in. The whole website is its own people, and everyone has changed into a new vest, and because it is an external network, it is generally not investigated who is who. Everyone thought the experience was very new. And in order to create a suitable atmosphere, after all, newcomers may check the chat history, so everyone pretends to be new.

"Do you think there really are Assassins in our country?" one of the Assassins asked.

"I don't think so, are there any Assassins in this day and age?

So the following Assassins left messages, saying: "I haven't seen an assassin." ”

Suddenly, another person jumped out below: "Actually, I'm an assassin, what do you want to ask?"

So I asked a few questions, how much is the salary, is it difficult to assassinate, how do you feel, what is your dream?......

Someone else said, "Shall we form an Assassin Guild? ”

"You have a point, why didn't we think of that?" replied the Assassins.

Someone else said: "I think assassination is so difficult, it's more difficult than a head-to-head duel." Are you all assassins?"

"No, no, no, we're all new. ”

"Don't pretend, okay? I'm the one at the bottom. ”

"Bottom?who?who????......?

In addition to these daily small talks, there are naturally relatively hardcore technical discussions. How to kill the most efficient killing, how to hold the knife, where to stab, the specific situation is analyzed...... These are basic skills for professional assassins, but they are still important for newcomers online.

But soon, some people started making trouble, asking why they had to use knives and not bananas.

A group of Assassins came to take an interest and seriously discuss how to kill people with bananas. For example, sclerosis hardened bananas, forcibly stabbed to death. Another example is the vindictive spirit blessing banana, which can also release the banana chop. But after discussion, I feel that these are not beginners, and the easiest way is to bury a blade in a banana.

When a banana is poked out, the banana will be stabbed naturally, and the blade will be poked in, which is simple and convenient. However, if you just bury a blade, you may injure your hand when you stab someone. So the crowd offered suggestions on how to deal with a handle.

Some people began to hypothesize that if the famous assassin who gave the map back then, he hid not a dagger, but a banana, not a dagger, but a poor banana, his assassination success rate must have increased greatly.

Someone directly began to write the paragraph: above the main hall, the Assassin slowly unfolded the map, and suddenly a banana appeared at the end. Everyone couldn't help but be shocked, but the assassin calmly replied: "Your Majesty, don't panic, this is a banana, don't believe me to eat it for you." ”

The Assassin then peeled the banana peel and took a small bite in full view of everyone. Then he smiled at everyone, indicating that nothing happened.

Then, while everyone was relaxed, he suddenly took half a banana and killed the king...... However, it was still unsuccessful, and the king reacted, and after a fight, the king fled around the pillar. According to history, the assassin eventually threw the dagger, unfortunately missed, and the assassination failed.

But now, the Assassin could throw a banana peel, slip the king, and then throw a dagger, greatly increasing the chance of hitting.

Everyone said that they were excellent, and various pictures and emojis flew below. While some say there may not have been bananas in those days, it doesn't matter. The Assassins began to further refine the Banana Assassination Technique, what if you can hide the blade, but what about the others?

Of course, there are also people who don't like bananas, they like salted fish. And it is believed that salted fish does not need to hide a blade, it can be used as a weapon in itself.

This actually sparked a huge controversy, which turned into a partisan battle between the Banana Party and the Salted Fish Party. However, the Banana Party finally defeated the Salted Fish Party, after all, it is normal for a passerby to take a banana on the way, but it is strange to take a salted fish. If you give a gift, it's normal to give bananas. It's strange to send salted fish......

In addition to the Salted Fish Party, other food or items also joined, and the discussion was unprecedentedly hot. Although there are many things that are more practical than bananas, bananas are the first idea that has been widely circulated. "Ask someone to eat a banana" has another layer of meaning.

So, who should be invited to eat bananas? This is also a question worth discussing, and many people have analyzed this and that, and they have actually made a lot of lists. Of course, please don't get me wrong, this is just a list of bananas.

When it comes to specific action strategies, all names are replaced by codes, including place names, personal names, organization names, etc., which are all overhead codes, and many of them are names or even bridges that are directly pulled out of the well-known. This is the final bottom line for this website to survive here.

As time passed, the site began to gain popularity, and many new people came. Some newcomers should not be underestimated, and they can see the problem at a glance: "Your proposal is very funny, but your technology is very professional, who are you?"

According to the preliminary statistics of the background, the new members are roughly divided into several categories. One is the people sent by the major high-ranking and nobles, who are obviously really afraid of having their own assassination strategies. One is people sent by certain organizations abroad with complex purposes. These two types of people don't talk much for the time being, and they mainly observe them in the lurking space.

The last category is the real newcomers, but the newcomers who can pass the questions are somewhat level. It has been theorized that they were most likely former retired Assassins, or relatives of retired Assassins. In the past, the Assassin organization was also very large, and there was no shortage of first-class masters. Some people are hidden in the market, and some are in high positions, which is also a force to be reckoned with. Today's Internet has gathered these people again.

Of course, there are also very pure newcomers, they can say whatever they see? For example, whoever has a code name is recognized, they will write it directly on the Internet, and even attach a strategy on how to see through it.

This inevitably made the Assassins uncomfortable, and also made the target of the raider nervous. Directly said that the name will definitely be deleted, but this kind of person is always in an endless stream, and he is happy to do it.

And the reactions of the targets of the strategy are also different, and some people don't care and disdain. But some people are really starting to get scared, and many people are starting to change their addresses, ask more security guards, conduct escape drills, change their living habits, wash their hands frequently, wear masks, and don't eat bananas......

The Assassins then became more energetic and went to his house to make raids. Within two days, a bunch of half-truths and half-truths were posted on the Internet, and at the end they all advised him to eat more bananas.

This person changed the defense again, the assassin went to attack again, he changed again, and the assassin attacked again...... In the end, the Assassins were so skilled that they even anticipated his deployment and then attacked in advance...... This man finally had no choice but to go abroad to take refuge from the limelight.

In response, the online Assassins celebrated, as if they had won the victory, and exchanged love packages for pleasure. At the same time, he also despises this person fiercely, but it's just a strategy, and it's not a real game. What's more, there are a lot of funny strategies mixed in, which is too weak.

However, the growth of the site also brings some other problems, such as...... Bananas are stigmatized.

A newcomer came in and left a message: "I sent the boss a banana, but the boss took three steps back, and I realized that bananas still have this purpose? ”

The Assassins regretted: "Are bananas going to work so soon?"

"What then? That's just sausages. ”

As a result, the sausage assassination technique was quickly sorted out and developed, and there was an additional sausage party to compete with the banana party.