Forehead......

I'm lying here and playing dead.

Speaking of which, Uncle Xiaolong is really similar to my own uncle.

At the beginning, he opened a hairdresser, not to mention the craftsmanship, the hairstyle has always been advanced, not the non-mainstream kind, but a perm of tin foil, what Morgan, very foreign and fashionable, at the moment he is also a fluffy and slightly curly short hair, said to be Han Faner, with hair wax styling. ap.

Although he is not the top among northern men, one meter seventy-five, image management is definitely the best.

Even if he is now cooking pancakes at the gate of our school, he is dressed neatly.

It's close, I look for him when there is anything in my school, and he usually helps me hold parent-teacher conferences, and kicking people is really that.

The antecedent was that a girl in the outer class asked me to pass a note to Jiang Hao, and after I gave it to Jiang Hao, he threw it in the trash.

The girl inexplicably settled the account on my head and found one of her social "big sisters" to talk to me.

Taking advantage of the lunch break, they dragged me to a dry toilet in the back playground.

After a few words, the eldest sister did it!

I habitually dodged my feet.

The sound is striking the west.

If you don't die, you will kick the eldest sister and squat in the pit.

It's summer again......

The dung is splashing everywhere.

The lower half of the eldest sister's body fell directly into it!

She braced on both sides and tried to come up, but her waist was stuck in the pit, and her legs were stuck in the dung swamp and couldn't be pulled out at all.

Struggling stalls, those girls ran out to call someone.

I'm too embarrassed to run as a footman, and she falls into it and drowns again.

I found a mop stick and dragged her out alive!

Ben asked her to hurry home and wash, but as soon as she walked out with heavy steps, Huang whirred to that station-

Ten miles into the wind, full of gas.

The dean of teachers was smoked.

Seeing that her legs were still covered with energetic flies, the director called the physical education teacher to follow the hose to help her flush.

The matter can't be covered.

Parents were called to school for questioning.

Those girls were seriously criticized, I have nothing to do, and it is justified to defend myself.

Fortunately, there were no serious consequences, as long as the eldest sister washed it, I asked Uncle Xiaolong to keep it secret.

Besides, I didn't suffer a loss, and the eldest sister later said that I was particular, and I didn't think she was too tasteful, and I could find something for her to pull out as soon as possible.

Instead of making a grudge against me, he became friends and said that he wanted to cover me.

However, it didn't take long for her to go to work in other places, and it was estimated that the shadow was quite big.

"Should I be able to do this?"

Aunt Feng couldn't believe it, "Who can she kick with her thin arms and legs?"

"I've taught her a few tricks of self-defense......

Dad muttered, "But this kind of thing is easy to get revenge on, Xiaolong, she didn't ...... later."

"Oh, don't worry, you shouldn't be as soft as you think!"

Uncle Xiaolong sighed, "Sister, brother-in-law, you should be able to go out, I inquired, that kid named Qian'an didn't worship Master, he should be able to worship, what a great honor!"

"Tsk, you think this apprentice is so good!"

Aunt Feng replied, "It's a crime to be a gentleman, especially to fight evil spirits, let Uncle Cai arrange a hall for Ying Ying, at least he won't die in the village!"

"Oh my God!"

The ground where Uncle Xiaolong's feet stomped on was thumping, "You Jade Emperor, you are in charge of the heavens and the earth, who else can you manage the old fairy to be a horse disciple?" What you should listen to is to hit the luck, and if you don't hit it, you will miss the opportunity!"

"You don't care!"

Aunt Feng already loves to dig through old accounts, and after a few words, she relied on Uncle Xiaolong, blaming him for not kicking my father.

Uncle Xiaolong became even more energetic when he heard this, "Yes, if you want to say that, you have to blame my brother-in-law for asking for a son in the small temple, my brother-in-law went to rely on his father to offend whoever is not good to offend Mr. Yin and Yang, why did his father go to the village chief to find my brother-in-law to repair the small temple."

, the village chief will go to Lai Cai Tou of your village again, why didn't the ancestors of Lai's family clean up the wild ghosts and build a small temple, one by one, to see if Lai should be good in the end!"

"Qin Xiaolong!"

Aunt Feng snorted and crackled Uncle Xiaolong, and Dad stopped him in the middle, "Feng Li, don't hold it, hey, don't scratch his face!" Little dragon, you hold your head, hold your head!"

I was anxious to wake up, but I felt a splitting headache, liquid into my throat, and I choked and coughed.

The beating and scolding stopped abruptly.

Aunt Feng shouted, "Ying Ying has another nosebleed!"

"Look, see!"

Uncle Xiaolong said indignantly, "Look at what you scratched me! Sister, you let me say what is good about you, you are anxious when you encounter something, yes, the stepmother is not good, you are afraid of being criticized, and you will send Ying Ying away when you have your own child, but this is for Ying Ying's good!"

"And your brother-in-law, this is your daughter-in-law, you have to be ruthless, you can't listen to my sister's ......

Uncle Xiaolong's voice was heavy, "What should I do if Ying Ying really dies suddenly!"

There was a brief silence in the room.

I was examined by the doctors and nurses who came in like a corpse for half a day.

The nosebleed stained my clothes, and after the doctors and nurses left, Aunt Feng asked my father and Uncle Xiaolong to go out, and she helped me change my hospital gown.

The body was helped by Aunt Feng to sit up, warm water dripping down my neck, Aunt Feng sobbed softly, "Ying'er, Aunt is sorry for you, when you wake up, if you are willing to go to Beijing with Mr. Xie, Aunt will not stop you, in this life, Aunt owes you ...... Yikes! Changlin! Nosebleeds again!"

After tossing and turning for a long time, my family members tasted something and couldn't say anything around me or let me hear anything.

Whenever I feel uncomfortable, my nosebleed will sneak out to play.

This is the self-consumption of defeat in Uncle Xie's mouth.

Affection is a burden to me.

The doctor naturally didn't believe this, suspected that I had a blood clotting problem and my blood pressure was unstable, and gave me a few tubes of blood to investigate the cause in detail.

Dad, Aunt Feng, and Uncle Xiaolong didn't dare to say anything more.

It was only at this moment that they seemed to realize the severity of their disgrace.

If you don't verify it with your own eyes, you always take a chance to avoid the important and light.

I lay in a hospital bed in a daze, feeling like I was on a boat, and my soul was shaking.

Faintly, I heard a bird's call.

Sit up with a fluttering body.

In front of me is a beautiful picture.

The hospital bed is gone.

In the distance, there are mountains and flowing waters, and small rivers are babbling.

I walked along the gravel path, where flowers bloomed, birds chirped cheerfully, and I could smell the fragrance in my nose.

The breeze blows through the willows, and the branches are swaying with the wind like beads, and the wind is elegant and colorful.

When I looked closely, there was a person standing next to the willow tree.

The man was dressed in an elegant long shirt, with a thin back and an indescribable noble temperament.

"Uncle Xie?!"

Uncle Xie looked back at me, "Coming?"

I was stunned, and walked forward, "Uncle Xie, where is this?"

"Your dreams."

Uncle Xie smiled, "Don't you know that you're dreaming?"

That's right, the key ......

"Why are you here?"

"Answer your questions."

Uncle Xie said helplessly, "Your situation is too special, I can't explain your life in a daze, I think you don't know much about self-consumption, come, where do you not understand, hurry up and ask, my time is very precious."

Really.

I secretly rejoice that I can't hurt others, and how to defeat is still a little foggy.