Chapter 100: Listen to it on the same day and see results on the same day
"But no, Qian'an, you are too stunned to do things, your personality really has to be changed, everyone is a brother, you must know how to unite and love!"
Qi Yihou patted Wu Mei's arm comfortingly, "Okay, I've already finished criticizing Qian'an, don't be afraid, look, the third master has been called down by you......
"Where?"
As soon as Wu Mei's face turned, Qi Yihou took out a piece of paper and unfolded it in front of his eyes, "Look, is this little face white!"
I glanced at it, and it was a horrific picture.
The woman's face was white, her eyes were black and blood-red, and her eyes, ears, mouth, and nose were all bleeding.
At a glance, it was the cover that Qi Yihou tore from a horror story book.
Put it in your pocket, waiting for the opportunity to be scared.
The unfolded posture is like the appearance of a famous painting.
This trick......
Brute damage.
"Ah!!h
Wu Mei once again contributed a high-octave scream.
Qi Yihou rolled his eyes cooperatively next to him, "Help, there are ghosts, there are ghosts......
"Shut up!"
Wu Mei tore the cover and tore it apart, "Qi Yihou! You dog thing! Don't mention that word on the big night, it's very unlucky!"
After a meal, Wu Mei was the first to collapse and stumbled away.
Qi Yihou looked at his back and slapped his legs and laughed, "Bai is blind with a pair of yin and yang eyes, little fireflies, tell me how he is going to step on the road?" When he smells dirty, he is scared to pee, and he doesn't see that Qian'an's words are almost all evil, especially at night, Wu Mei can't hear the word ghost, but it's okay during the day, it doesn't matter if you occasionally say that you leak your mouth every day, it mainly depends on Wu Mei's mental state, the more he is nervous, the more you can't mention ghost words, he has to be scared stupid!"
Well.
I'll be foolish first. ap.
Qian'an touched me with a wooden knife, "You still want to know the reason why someone can't tread the road?"
Reason told me that I shouldn't know too much and would break some cognitions, but I still couldn't help but look at Li Mufeng.
This brother is really steady.
No matter how Wu Mei shouted, he was tinkering with the loudspeaker like no one else.
"He ......"
"Simple."
Qian'an took out two coins from his pocket, one for one and one for five cents, and pushed them in front of Li Mufeng and asked, "Brother Mufeng, how much is this?"
Li Mufeng glanced impatiently, "Sixty-five!"
I looked at it suspiciously, could it be five cents and one.
Seeing that I didn't squeak, Qian'an picked up the steel hammer and asked again, "Brother Mufeng, how many are Sanqi?"
"Twenty-eight!"
Li Mufeng pushed the frame speechlessly, "Do you still want to ask me such a simple question?"
"See?"
As soon as Qian'an's eyes came, I didn't even react, "Isn't thirty-seven twenty-eight?"
Just Chong Mu Fengge's temperament and demeanor, the image of a good student......
I have no reason to question people.
"It's eighty-eight."
Qian'an put down the wooden knife and seemed to be ready to become a Buddha, "Brother Mu Feng is extremely insensitive to numbers, he used to be better, the numbers are only occasionally inaccurate, and some questions can be counted correctly, the past two years have been more serious, even if he knows that one plus one equals two, it is equal to three after writing, almost all of them are not too much, but he still has the talent to set up formations, but the formations in this world will involve numbers, the gossip array can give you ten trigrams, and it is possible to boldly point to eighteen trigrams, how do you say he should step on the road in this situation?"
"I take the liberty of asking, how did Brother Mu Feng get into the university?"
I didn't understand, "There is also mathematics in the liberal arts of the college entrance examination, even if you don't look at the math scores, history and language also have age numbers, how can Brother Mu Feng avoid his weaknesses?"
In other words, isn't life full of numbers?
Two days a day, two people for one person?
It's normal to be poor in pure science, hook three strands, four mysteries, what to ask for, coordinate relationship, I also have a lot of pain to solve.
But if it's Li Mufeng
This kind of life, doesn't he even understand idioms in his daily life?
"The college entrance examination is a special recruitment, and didn't I say it, Brother Mu Feng has only been serious in the past two years, and he can write some numbers correctly on the paper before."
Qian'an replied, "This suspension of school is also Brother Mu Feng's intellectual mistake, the cultural relics unearthed in the Tang Dynasty, Brother Mu Feng's date marked is 1788, which directly made the cultural relics more than a thousand years younger and became from the Qing Dynasty, the professor was almost angry with a heart attack, he thought that he had been teaching for several years, and he had never seen such an outrageous student wrong, so he let Brother Mu Feng go home and think about ......it."
Sighing, Qian'an looked helpless, "In fact, Brother Mu Feng knows everything in his heart, he just can't say and write correctly, and he doesn't know when this problem will be cured, at least some symptoms will be alleviated, and he will graduate smoothly in the future."
"Well, there's no need to worry about that."
Li Mufeng said with a good attitude, "Taking a break from school is just conducive to my invention and creation, and when I have researched major inventions and made outstanding contributions to all mankind, I can be rewarded with two graduation certificates as a special talent."
Two?
I was stunned, thinking that Uncle Xiaolong said to me in the courtyard that Li Mufeng deliberately raised the bar with him.
He asked Master how old his family was.
Li Mufeng replied to him 108,000 miles.
He's not looking down on people.
The mouth is not cured.
And he just played the loudspeaker and said something for twenty, thirty or forty minutes, and I still made a slip of the tongue, it turned out to be ......
Brother Mu Feng is really hard to argue.
Oh my god, what's going on?
My heart was surging, and I followed the pole fire.
"Hey!"
Qian Anhu shouted, "Wanying, you ......."
"Little Firefly!!"
Qi Yihou also glared at me, "Your nose! Hurry up, hurry up! Rub it!!"
Me, huh? sound, then I felt an itch in the person, raised my hand and touched it, just wanted to say that it was okay, there was a tissue in my pocket, and I saw Liu Xiaowen looking at me in horror, "There is blood——!
Yin'er didn't wait for him to land, and he fainted with a hiccup~.
Just right.
fainted in Li Mufeng's arms.
Just right.
Touched the switch of the electric loudspeaker, and the dining room sounded again-
"There are cockroach medicine, ant medicine, bed bug medicine, flea medicine, and it will work on the same day......
"See, this is another result of Xiao Wen's stimulation."
In the magic sound in the sky, Qian'an wilted a lot, "He faints blood, usually he will do a good job of self-protection, but in the case of surprise, he will faint when he sees blood, especially the fresh blood stains that flow out, but it doesn't matter, he will sleep for a while, this sleep can be long or short, depending on his mood."
I covered my nose, "So, this is the reason why Liu Xiaowen is both civil and military, can scatter beans into soldiers, enter and exit the netherworld, and can't step on the road?"
"That's right."
Qian'an nodded, "Let's not say that Xiao Wen is easy to call the top when he is stimulated, he can't even bite the most basic middle finger, and he will faint when he sees blood, not to mention that the evil likes to play with blood the most, but if he sees a seven-hole bleeding, he has to be unconscious on the spot, how about it, do you remember it?"
Prison.
It's too strong.
Listen to it on the same day and see results on the same day.
Click~
The loudspeaker was pressed by Li Mufeng, I don't know if he touched the wrong switch, and it sounded again in the house-
"Listen up to the evil inside! You've been surrounded by us......