Chapter 148: Double-edged sword, contradictions
I nodded again and again, smoothed the crispy noodles in my mouth with Coke, burped angrily, turned my head and tore the spicy strips again, and ate three packs in a row before exhaling slightly, and smiled at Uncle Xiaolong, "Okay."
It's stronger.
took out a tissue to wipe the corners of her lips, it was still the bag that Meng Qin gave me.
There are still two left, and as soon as I sniffed it, the aroma of the black wood was really strong, and the blood bar of defeat immediately began to decrease.
As soon as the situation improved, I took out two red envelopes and was happy.
It's the New Year, it's the New Year.
Red envelopes!
It's still a big red envelope!
Uncle Xiaolong looked at me with a worried look in his eyes, "Things really make me think about it."
I counted the money and looked at him happily, "What's the matter?"
"That gambling agreement you signed with God."
Uncle Xiaolong sighed, took out a cigarette and wanted to smoke, looked at me and put the cigarette back in his pocket, "Originally, I thought, after you learn the Tao, this body will be fine, but now I look at it, it still can't be done, yes, your chirp is very happy, then why will you still fall asleep after this is over, who will be better to you when you wake up, you will be uncomfortable, isn't this hard work for decades, once back to the pre-liberation period!"
I smiled inwardly.
is worthy of Uncle Xiaolong.
Always sum up experience, always accurate.
This is the double-edged sword that Master said, the point of contradiction.
Our body is a noodle pocket, while pretending, defeating, defeating, defeating, defeating, tempering.
For this situation, I knew something about it when I first cleaned up the sixth uncle, at that time I hammered him with pride, as if he had dispersed all the unhappiness, but when the land lord thanked me, he began to receive it again, and finally walked back before he would have a nosebleed.
But lethargy has little to do with defeat.
"Uncle Xiaolong, the lethargy may have something to do with my invitation to Xian'er."
I thought about it, "I forcibly invited Grandma Bai Xian'er to come with me without jumping out of my body, and the fairy qi will naturally have an impact on me, that is, the body bones in the vernacular will not move, plus I didn't dry my hair before going to bed that night, and I caught a cold, so I would sleep for so many days, but it's all over, and I'll wake up."
Normal disciples will be very tired after being enlightened by the old fairy, let alone me?
"That's not right."
Uncle Xiaolong twisted his eyebrows, "If you can't bring the old fairy with your bones, why is it that after I invited you that night, I looked at you everywhere, the whole person was very gentle and peaceful, as soon as the voice came out, I was really scared enough, and your jumping is not exaggerated, unlike the fairy dance god I saw when I was a child, it really jumped from beginning to end, there is that jump high, and someone has to drag it behind......
"It's different, it's a matter of facts."
I didn't expect Grandma Bai Xian'er to be very compatible with me after she was here.
The disciple who came out of the horse was present for the first time by the old fairy, and he also talked and did things, asking for cigarettes and alcohol, as long as the body bones were slightly incompatible, the disciple was easy to faint the moment the old fairy withdrew.
But I can still explain a few words to Aunt Zhang when I send the old fairy away, and I chatted with Sister Nan who came over for a while, and I took a shower upstairs, washed my head three times, and slept through it all neatly.
After thinking about it for a while, I understood.
Lamp!
I belong to the weak people.
Even if the three souls and seven spirits are complete, the lights in the house are turned off, is it a loser!
Coupled with the fact that the soul is not solid, my house is a good medium carrier.
Grandma Bai Xian'er can come smoothly, and she can play smoothly in the process.
As for the follow-up reaction, it was purely a side effect.
Who told you to be ruined and prosperous, and the yin and yang are unbalanced.
With that, I pulled out another physical advantage.
The house lights are dim, will it be fast to burn the charm in the future?!
It's developed!
I was secretly excited, but Uncle Xiaolong sighed one after another, "No wonder you have to study for ten years, this line of work is not easy to do, this is also exquisite, that is also exquisite, one after another, tiring
It's scary, it's a good little girl, it's not good, I'm smoking, you can still hold on, alas, this is just the beginning, I don't dare to think about the future......
"Don't you dare to think about it?"
I shook the red envelope at him, "Uncle Xiaolong, you can think about it."
Everything is a two-sided drop.
As soon as the red envelope is in place, I am neither bitter nor tired.
Uncle Xiaolong's originally depressed face looked at me and smiled, "The people in the city are bright, and the red envelopes are big, so you will definitely ...... in the future" He paused and gave me a thumbs up, "This."
"That~ is nature!"
I looked at him in a tone, "Uncle Xiaolong, tell me, what do you like?"
"Oh, yes, Yingying, I'll just say that you are a reliable and filial child, and you can think of your uncle when you earn money!"
Uncle Xiaolong raised his eyebrows, "That, it's not easy for you to make this money, Uncle is embarrassed to let you buy anything, just buy me two bottles of Maotai, two bottles of Wuliang Night, three roast ducks, five Huazi, it's almost enough."
I nodded, "Anything else?"
"Then add two more bottles of Maotai."
Uncle Xiaolong cleared his throat, "I'll drink two bottles, give two bottles to your father, remember them all?"
"Okay."
I nodded, "Then I'll buy four boxes of iced tea, five boxes of canned peaches, ten bags of toffee, plus five bags of black sesame paste, ten catties of fruit, you're welcome, it's all my niece's filial piety to you!"
"What!"
Uncle Xiaolong's mouth grinned, "It's not my pride!"
"You have to understand."
I shrugged my shoulders, "I'm a loser, I use the method of elimination, and I have to spend money on the handle of the knife, not on the blade."
Uncle Xiaolong snorted and laughed, touched his own head, and his eyes were full of helplessness.
I laughed with him for a while, and simply handed him two red envelopes, "Uncle Xiaolong, you can take them all, buy cigarettes if you want to smoke, buy alcohol if you want to drink, and give the rest of the money to my father......
Before he could finish speaking, the discomfort came.
There seemed to be an invisible man in the air, always keeping an eye on my every move.
As long as I don't meet the standards of a loser, he will suffocate my mouth and nose when he comes up, and you will not be defeated! Look at the book
Get.
Money doesn't work for giving.
It belongs to the filial elders.
"Pull it down, uncle is joking with you, I don't lack cigarettes to smoke, a few days ago I accompanied Boss Chen to call Xixi Soul, after the incident, Boss Chen had to invite me to dinner, I didn't go, she sent me two cigarettes, Yuxi, serious and good smoke, I can smoke for a while."
Uncle Xiaolong pushed away my red envelope, "Yingying, if you want to lose, Uncle will give you a trick, little girl, clothes, shoes, face oil, shampoo and conditioner, you buy it with all your might, spend this money comfortably, you are in good health, and you can see things to more people in the future.
That's right!
It's just that I really have to figure out how to lose 7,000 yuan.
All for clothes and shoes......
I can't bear it.