Chapter 168: If This Is Messing Around......
Uncle Xiaolong choked aggrieved enough, and looked at Qian'an, "Qian'an, you don't want to run on it before you leave."
Qian'an looked at me who was still drinking soup, got up and put it in his trouser pocket with one hand, "Wan Yingying, I don't think you need to learn the Five Thunder Palms, after all, it is a fatal technique, whether it is to kill people, or to break the path of ghosts, it is not a joke, and your little girl's family, it is ugly to practice with calluses on your hands, as long as you lay the foundation of your body well, the burning talisman can be powerful, and there is no need to force yourself to go to the desperate road with an uncertain future."
Without waiting for me to reply, he flicked his bangs and left.
I looked at Qian'an's back and silently said thank you.
It's just that my future is uncertain.
What we are looking for is where to go, regardless of its north-south and west-east, when it comes and goes, the worm will become a dragon.
"It's like a human being with this kid."
Uncle Xiaolong whispered, "Ying Ying, drink up the soup, no matter what kind of gold and jade it is, our family Ying Ying will definitely be big, beautiful and white in the future, with a gentle personality and talent."
I almost choked on the soup, but I smiled and didn't pick up the stubble.
"But yes, there are some things you have to take to heart."
Uncle Xiaolong sighed, "I understand your idea of seeking progress, that night the third master clicked a palm, and the sixth uncle of your father was so scared that he disappeared, at that time I felt that it was not an ordinary palm technique, but we can't learn it when it comes to practice, Manager Qi, we have all seen it, what a pity, if you turn around and catch something wrong, your father will have to be on fire."
I didn't rush to reply, and finished the bowl of soup.
Xu drank it slowly tonight, and after the rouge flavor melted away, it left a rich sweetness at the base of the tongue.
There is a kind of afterglow that suddenly changes first, and a hundred flowers are fragrant.
The warm breeze of the swallow is beautiful, and the flowers are light and rainy.
The taste is wonderful and incredible.
"Yingying, did you hear what your uncle said, that five thunder palm......
"Gotta practice."
I sent the empty bowl to the back kitchen, "Uncle Xiaolong, the backlash of the Five Thunder Palms is only on the premise of hurting people, if I learn it, except for that Ci Yin, I can't hit others at all, and the most important thing is that the Five Thunder Palms can cure diseases and save people."
Uncle Xiaolong twisted his eyebrows, "What kind of disease?"
"It is recorded in the book that the Five Thunder Palms can rubble stones in the body."
I said seriously, "Cultivating the Thunder Method, you need to cultivate vitality and reconcile the spirit, it is the real external training of muscles, bones and skin, and internal cultivation of magic and qi, after practice, it is said that gallstones and kidney stones can be broken in the air, there is no problem."
"Really?!"
Uncle Xiaolong's eyes widened, "Mom, it's too good to be able to break stones, do you remember, I had kidney stones, and I hurt my calves!"
I lowered my eyebrows and sipped my saliva, but I just remembered to talk about it on purpose.
After all, it was recorded in the book, and we haven't tried it, so who knows if it's true or not.
"It's a good thing to heal, but it's too risky."
Uncle Xiaolong's brows twitched, "Yingying, if this is for you......
"Uncle Xiaolong, if I take the thunder, I will definitely be well prepared."
I said, "And I'm not saying that practice is practice, there is a saying in Taoism called building a foundation, that is, you have to lay a good foundation for the body first, so I have to prepare slowly, at least two or three years later, I have to be very confident, and then go to pick up the thunder, as the old saying goes, there are five thunders in the hand, and you are not afraid of the enemy."
"Where's this old saying, why haven't I heard it?"
Uncle Xiaolong sat there and pondered for a long time, and saw that Uncle Dong had packed up the kitchen and left, he also nodded, "Okay, you prepare slowly, safety first, prepare for at least five years, the third master will know more, it is estimated that you still have gossip palms when you learn, and the eighteen palms of the dragon descend, so you can't take care of these five thunder palms."
I smiled and didn't say anything, he just agreed, and the rest was up to me.
After chatting for a while, Uncle Xiaolong's mood was still a little depressed, and joking with me was like a strong spirit.
Back in the room, I read the book for a while and was a little worried about Uncle Xiaolong, probably because he was a bad thing about his hometown.
I couldn't sleep at night, and I wanted to tell him to be early
When I went back, I saw Uncle Xiaolong drinking in the living room when I went downstairs.
The coffee table was filled with empty cans.
"Yingying, did my uncle wake you up?"
Uncle Xiaolong smiled at me apologetically, "I'm sorry, it's too aggrieved in the house, I'll put it aside for a drink, and when I open the door, I can still see the scenery in the courtyard, let the wind go."
"You didn't disturb me, I couldn't sleep by myself."
The living room is big, and the door is a little cold when it's open, so I found some snacks for him to serve as snacks, put on a coat and sat on the sofa opposite him, "Uncle Xiaolong, have you contacted Aunt Ai Qiu?"
"Nope."
Uncle Xiaolong shook his head, "What do I do to contact the family, Yingying, people are poor and short-minded, in fact, I waited for you at the dinner table tonight with Wu Mei Qi Yi, one is to be unfair for you, and the other is that I have suffered a little bit of wretchedness, the third master made me understand, no strength, don't have emotions, what is the use of you saying that I quarrel, in addition to blocking you and making it more difficult for you, it will not help you at all, forget it, tomorrow, my uncle will book a ticket to go back."
I put my mind at ease, "Uncle Xiaolong, you are a good person, and you will definitely get better and better in the future."
There is no need to say anything more to him.
Uncle Xiaolong knows more about human feelings than me, and he knows more about killing three birds with one stone.
It's just that as a human being, there are seven emotions, six desires and eight sufferings, and it is inevitable that you will be emotional.
Who can be rational all the time?
I don't even know what I can say when my blood rushes to my head, let alone Uncle Xiaolong, who is already gaba and brittle?!
"Will it be good? It's a failure, it's a failure, my uncle's life is too much of a failure!"
Uncle Xiaolong picked up the beer and took another sip, "I want face, I want face, but I didn't earn it, why should I ask people to give me face, give me face, if I have the ability of the third master, I would not be able to afford Xia Li because I couldn't get the bride price, so Chen Aiqiu and her father would be so buried?" I was still anxious with Chen Aiqiu, and I said that his father was a dog...... Oh, I'm sorry, I ...... my palm."
slapped himself twice in the mouth, Uncle Xiaolong smiled, "Once someone really becomes my father-in-law, that is my father, can I scold my father for being Wangwang?" My mouth, it's not good, you should respond, you can do it, you don't talk nonsense, just rush this, you are better than your uncle, better than all the boys in this courtyard!"
He was so drunk that he spoke wherever he wanted, one foot in the sky and one foot on the earth.
"Don't look at what they can do, what they do, how powerful, I've seen it these days, none of them can compare to you!"
Uncle Xiaolong raised a hand, "That Qi Yihou, is his middle finger a false finger?"
As soon as I was about to speak, Uncle Xiaolong waved his hand, "You don't need to say, my uncle's eyes are clear and clear, true, his fingers must be fake, it must be who he had with in his early years, who cut it down, and that Guqiu invented, let's not say what he invented, he doesn't know how to count and worry about people, I asked him how many degrees can be minus in the winter in Beijing, he told me one hundred and eight degrees, the whole number of Liangshan heroes, to be cold to that extent, the winter in Beijing is Zhao'an, and no one can survive!"