There seems to be an evil little man inside my body, smiling proudly at me at the moment.

You play tricks with me, your IQ is not enough for you to make up, what are you going to fight with me?

Shout it again, what is the slogan of the loser?!

As long as the defeat is in place, the body is not tired.

Hey, you don't want to lose, do you?

Want to play a clever trick and play a roundabout way?

Okay.

Heavenly Dao is here to teach you a lesson!

"Yes, you mean......"

Uncle Xiaolong also thought of this, and couldn't help patting his thigh, "Blame me, it's better not to drink last night, just bring it back safely, and there will be no such things."

"Impossible."

I vaguely seemed to recognize some facts, "Uncle Xiaolong, even if you bring the gift box back, there will definitely be other shortcomings."

Who knows what else will happen?

It's a signal, an introduction, that reminds me that I can't......

Oops!

I thought of the five hundred dollars buried under the tree—

I raised my feet and ran towards the door, and the cool breeze hit me completely sober.

Money!

I've got to dig it up!

Before he could turn into the backyard, Uncle Dong approached with a broom in one hand and a large iron dustpan in the other.

As soon as I stopped, I immediately saw that in addition to the dead branches and leaves, his dustpan was mixed with a lot of pink shredded paper foam.

The bright colors......

Could it be......

Seeing that Uncle Dong was about to pass by me, I really stared at his dustpan, and followed him step by step, until Uncle Dong lifted the dustpan high, and I asked like a dying struggle, "Uncle Dong, may I ask, what is that pink foam?" Look at the book

Uncle Dong was expressionless as always, and shook off all the contents of the dustpan and poured it into the big trash can, "Trash."

"Hey—"

The tip of my heart hurt hard with the lid of the trash can that was buckled up.

The hand was stretched out in vain, and the tears came out.

"My, my ......"

Money!!

Uncle Dong was surprised by my reaction, "You buried it?"

「…… Woo."

I wanted to nod my head, and the cry came out of my throat.

"I thought rats wouldn't eat anything wrapped in pine bark, but my dad said that after digging the wild mountain, they wrapped it in pine bark, which has a fragrance and will prevent rats from biting...... I buried my money in the ground, thinking that it wouldn't rain until winter...... Knock it all to me, it's a little bit of a ......."

"There are termites."

Uncle Dong put away the dustpan and big broom, "In addition, the wild ginseng should be wrapped in red pine bark, I heard that the smell it exudes can prevent insects and ants, and the podocarpus planted in the backyard is just similar to the Korean pine, and the subject classification is not the same."

Then he turned and left, and went on to do something else.

I crouched around my knees next to the trash can, not wanting to cry, but the tears were falling straight down.

These 500 yuan is really the most unjust amount of money I lost.

Before he could get warm, he was dead.

As the saying goes, a few families are happy and a few are sad.

I'm worried.

Naturally, some people rejoice.

The first to laugh was Qian'an, who was ready to go to work and clock in.

I wondered, people who want to go to school are going out early and returning late, not to mention that the eyes are black, not to mention that they are not late or leave early, is it also worthy of the tuition, he Tang Qian'an is good, saying that he pinches a little to go to school is I praise him, seeing that it is going to be nine o'clock in the morning, it is estimated that the school is going to do radio gymnastics, the little brother carries a schoolbag on one shoulder, and the earphones are stuffed in his ears, and he is ready to go out in a dashing manner.

Seeing me squatting next to the garbage can, he was slightly puzzled, "What are you doing squatting here, open defecation is prohibited in the yard."

I sniffed and didn't want to speak, it was really cold, and I had white breath when I breathed.

Qian'an frowned,

When he opened the trash can, he looked inside, and he came out with a little scrap of paper, "Is this money?"

No.

It's my heart!

I buried my face in my knees.

It's even more uncomfortable.

When I woke up, there were seven hundred and five.

Wrong.

Counting the money that Uncle Xiaolong wants to buy allergy medicine, he has to take twenty or thirty!

It's really in response to the lyrics I sang last night, little loser, what are you doing, like a fool, you bury money, what do you think, who do you want to spend, if you want to lose, you will lose, don't pretend to be a fake......

Not pretending.

I'm so cool to lose!

"Poof~! Hahaha!"

Qian'an burst out laughing, "I'll just say where you went before dinner last night, and you buried the money in the backyard!" What's the matter, this is to let Dong Ye sweep it out? Hahaha! You're not kind! It has increased the workload for Dongye! But whether you should say it or not, Wan Yingying, you are a talent, and you have failed!"

「……」

I don't want to talk.

Heartbroken are scum.

I shouldn't have been so clever!

Even if you buy two more boxes of expiring snacks!

It's kind of comforting to eat in your stomach.

After Qian'an's publicity, the other two brothers in the East Building also followed suit.

Liu Xiaowen amplified the volume of the cartoon in the room, "Since you sincerely asked, I will tell you with great mercy, in order to prevent the destruction of the world and protect the peace of the world...... We are Team Rocket shuttling through the galaxy, White Hole! A white tomorrow awaits you!"

Li Mufeng is quite particular, but I am also his investor.

Instead of putting out the loudspeaker, he opened the window to look at me and continued to tune up his semi-intelligent robot.

I squatted there to listen to Qian'an's wild laughter, and then to listen to Team Rocket's shouting, and it could still be heard in the interval-

"Reversing, please note, reversing, please pay attention......"

The murmur disc is in the sky.

Add a touch of absurdity to this autumn morning.

Wu Mei was surprised to see Qian'an when she entered the hospital, "Qian'an, it's almost ten o'clock, why haven't you gone to school yet?"

Qian'an threw off his bangs unhurriedly and left me a sentence, "Isn't this what you want, even if you want to hold a funeral with a trash can for tickets, it can only be a happy funeral!"

A handful of cumin pepper noodles were sprinkled over my wound, and the benevolent brother swayed away satisfied.

Wu Mei was confused for a while, turned her head and was startled when she saw Uncle Xiaolong's face full of big bags, went to the East Building and slipped around, and sorted out the general causes and consequences, he deliberately came out to comfort me, "Xiao Ying'er, it's okay, you have to laugh at life, always remember a sentence, a girl who loves to laugh, luck will not be bad, hahahaha, talent."

This brother is in a good mood.

After a toss, Uncle Xiaolong also knew about me secretly burying money.

He dragged me back to the West Building, sat down across from me with a fat head and a swollen face, and pondered to persuade me, "Yingying, this matter, you really did it...... Poof!"

The two of us looked at each other, and somehow, they were poked by each other to laugh for no reason.

I still had tears in my eyes, and I couldn't stop laughing at his face like he had been stung by a wasp.

But inexplicably, I laughed and laughed, cried again, and kept apologizing to him, "Uncle Xiaolong, it's me who is not good, I think too simply."

Uncle Xiaolong also shed tears, got up and sat next to me, patted my back gently, and spit out a sentence for a long time, "It's okay, Yingying, you are a good boy."