Chapter 195: Earth is not for you
I stood there with my waist bowed, waving my hand to apologize, and I was too tired to speak.
I tossed back and forth just now, bent over and touched the ground, and my intestines almost didn't break for me.
"Recorder, why are you here?!"
And what about the recorders?
I turned my face slightly, and I saw Wu Mei yawning and approaching with the morning light, still holding a large folder in her hand, "I'm really sorry, Instructor Qi, this recorder worked too late last night, this little firefly student has completed a few tests, please Instructor Qi make it clear, I will record it."
"She only completed one event, a 30-meter round trip, 10 turnarounds, five minutes."
"Huh?"
Wu Mei recorded a meal, looked at me and smiled, "Oh my God, Xiao Firefly, you are so powerful, I was laughed at as a rookie when I ran for two minutes, compared to you, I am all scuds, it turns out that you are the dish of the dishes!"
"Recorder, please be serious!"
Qi Yihou also entered the play, "Record carefully, no frolic!"
Wu Mei rolled her eyes and recorded, "Next, four hundred meters, please prepare for the little firefly trainee."
Beep –
Qi Yihou whistled and pointed to the large outer circle drawn in the backyard, "Two laps, the athlete is in place."
I panted and bent over to kick the ground, and I was very embarrassed to be laughed at by Wu Mei.
It seems to be back at school.,When I was doing a physical fitness test, I was ridiculed in public by the physical education teacher as a plastic physique.。
"Prepare ......"
Qi Yihou raised his hand with a whistle, "Run!!"
I gritted my teeth and rushed forward, hugged me twice, stood still and held my knees, and I had to die every minute.
Qi Yihou pressed the stopwatch as if he was choked by fate, and his face was directly silenced.
Wu Mei looked at him impatiently, "Instructor Qi, I know that she is running slowly, you can tell me the number, I can record it."
"Three and a half."
"What?"
Wu Mei looked at me speechlessly, "Little Firefly, are you funny?"
I'm going to be deprived of oxygen, and I want to explain something, but I really don't have the energy to speak.
"I can see it, you are very serious, you have to go back to it."
Wu Mei nodded to herself, "The question is whether you don't pay attention to image management when you run, your eldest lady is shopping, can you understand when you run, shake your arms!" It's not for you to pretend to be a fairy there, what's the use of you running like Chang'e running to the moon! Twisting and twisting, swaying, and getting Sister Nan's daughter to run 400 meters will not run for three and a half minutes! Are you running or climbing? My mother, how can there be someone with such poor physical fitness, the funniest thing is that she still has to fight evil spirits!"
With a puffed face, I really wanted to swear to God, I had done my best.
I didn't twist or shake when I ran, I shook my arms and sprinted desperately.
"Forget it, let's put it aside for running."
Qi Yihou looked at me with a headache, "Look at the explosiveness, Xie Wanying, pull-ups, on the bar!"
???
Where? On the kang?
"The horizontal bar is there, sister!!"
Wu Mei took the big book clip and pointed to the horizontal bar, "Go up first, don't do much, just do three pull-ups, if you still have the strength, then two more abdomen around the bar, you can get a full score in this physical fitness test."
I walked under the horizontal bar in a daze, I don't know if the brothers are very tall, this horizontal bar is also very high, I stretched out my hand and couldn't touch it at all.
I jumped under my feet, but I still couldn't touch it, I took a few steps back to adjust, rushed over and jumped, but I still couldn't reach it.
Jump hard, jump, enough, jump again, jump again!!
Jump hard, make it hard!
Until the air is quieter......
I looked over with a snort, and saw that Wu Mei had covered her eyes.
Zhou only passed four words up and down, which was miserable.
Qi Yihou squatted on the ground, his elbows on his knees, smoking a cigarette and looking at me, "Keep jumping, I'll see if you jump until noon, can you hang it up for yourself......
He viciously extinguished the cigarette butt, stood up and jumped twice shyly, "What are you doing here? Miss Xie, Miss Wan, do you have any baggage of the eldest lady, is it the adhesion of the ground, or is it the gravitational force that limits your bouncing power? Hey, you're honest, were you born with hemiplegia and cerebellar atrophy? Can you let go and jump! Hang yourself up first! This is not a beauty pageant! Don't look at your demeanor! Sports, Miss!!"
I was scolded by him, adjusted my breath, and exhaled all white breath, "Report to the instructor, I'm going to let it go."
"Haha, recorder, listen, listen!"
Qi Yihou pinched his waist and walked a few steps to the side, eager to smash the stopwatch with a big move to vent his anger, "Xie Wanying, I warn you, if you run like Chang'e running to the moon for me again, and jump like a disabled rabbit, you will go back to the moon, the earth is not for you!" Damn, it's a shame that I didn't listen to the third master and spent money to hire a martial arts instructor for you, if outsiders know that the third master accepted you as an apprentice, it will really lose the face of the third master!"