Chapter 125: The Sleepy Bug
Yu Lie spread his hands and said helplessly:
"The drinks are exhausted, and if you want to drink again, you can only wait for the next time the juniors have a chance to come in, and then send some to the elders."
The old beggar did not wake up, wiped his eyes, yawned, and said:
"No, the old man went back to sleep."
After speaking, as soon as the other party's body turned over, he was about to arch into his own straw pile and continue to stand up.
When Yu Lie saw this scene, the smile on his face was a little unbearable.
It's been more than a month, and he is about to master all the pores all over his body, and he will be released from prison soon, but the old man still doesn't say anything at all.
No matter how good Yu Lie's patience was, he was still a little out of breath. After all, according to the other party's sleeping method, it is no problem to continue to sleep in one breath for a month or two, or even half a year. When the time comes, he will really go out.
So Yu Lie stopped pressing, and hurriedly said: "Wait!" ”
When the old beggar heard Yu Lie calling him, he stopped in wonder, turned his head to look at him, and said:
"And wine and meat?"
Although Yu Lie wanted to take the initiative to ask for benefits, he didn't dare to be in a hurry, so as not to offend the strange man in front of him.
He stood up, arched his hand, and said, "Elder, this place is filthy, I wonder why the elder entered this place?" If it is all right, the junior wants to invite the elder to my female neighbor and take another bath. ”
The old beggar was a little confused: "Another bath?" ”
The beggar stared at Yu Lie and glanced at him, and soon, the other party's eyes widened, and he looked at Yu Lie fixedly, pointing and saying, "Yes, it's you!" ”
The old beggar slapped his thigh: "I'll just say, which wronged man went to this prison, gave me wine and meat for free, and didn't let go of half a fart." It turned out to be you, the little wrongdoer. ”
The other party's words made Yu Lie choke a little, and he had to say stiffly:
"This is not called a big wrong, how can the affairs of people in the cultivation be called a big wrong, this is a good fate."
Seeing that the words had already been spoken, Yu Lie simply straightened his face, and then exclaimed: "The elders behave strangely and cultivate well, and I also ask the elders to give advice and give advice." ”
Unexpectedly, the old beggar heard it, and snorted in his mouth:
"Teaching? You are a small head, a capable body and bones, you have been promoted to the top position, your foundation is also solid, your blood is strange, and you have won the favor of the powerful people in the town, and you can come to this prison to precipitate your qi and blood, and it will be almost done. I'm an old fellow, what can I point me to? ”
The other party's words made Yu Lie's pupils shrink, and his heart moved: "Sure enough, it's not a simple person, you can see through my heels at a glance!" ”
"The old man Guan Ling is reluctant and wants to ask for benefits. It doesn't seem to be a big wrongdoer, but a small slippery head. ”
The old beggar muttered, waved his hand, and exclaimed, "Go and rest!" The old man is going to sleep. ”
Then the old beggar turned over again and went to sleep.
Seeing this scene, Yu Lie hurriedly said again: "Elder, please stay!" The juniors not only invite you to take a bath, but also invite you to massage, drink, and cave room, one-stop service. ”
He took out the VIP card he got a few months ago because he wandered in the tea room, and threw it directly over the iron railing.
When it's time to calm down, it's time to calm down; When it should be shameless, it should be shameless.
Now that he has made it clear to this "cellmate", Yu Lie thinks that even if he can't get benefits, he has to keep the relationship and continue to deepen his relationship.
"Huh!"
The old beggar was smashed by the VIP card, and the action of falling asleep stopped, his eyes widened, he looked at the bamboo chip-like brand, and exclaimed in surprise:
"The second-class VIP brand of the West Street Tea Room!"
"Exactly." Yu Lie replied:
The old beggar's eyes lit up, and he got up with a skelet, and patted the iron railing:
"Say it early, take it out early! I heard that this brand can not only be discounted by 20%, but also prostituted twice a month, good thing! ”
The other party called: "Let's go!" This month is almost over, have you used it? ”
Yu Lie saw that the other party not only recognized the brand as a second-class brand, but also was so familiar with the rules of the tea room, and his eyes were slightly strange.
However, his intention had been achieved, and he immediately replied, "Not yet." ”
The old beggar took the bronze medal directly into his arms.
Soon, there was a loud bang in the cage where the other party was in.
The old beggar kicked open the door of his cell, and walked happily outside, and when he came to the door of Yu Lie, he stopped again, and lay on the railing of the cage where Yu Lie was, and looked at him in amazement:
"Little slippery, aren't you going?"
The old beggar laughed again, showed his missing teeth, and said, "It's better if you don't go, the old man can go again tomorrow." ”
Yu Lie immediately responded: "Go!" ”
He also quickly removed the shackles on his hands and feet, kicked open the cage, and wanted to follow the other party out.
But before he stepped out of the cage, Yu Lie's face showed a look of embarrassment, and he said:
"But the seniors, the juniors are not easy to enter this place to precipitate qi and blood, and they can only come in once, and they have not succeeded yet, if they go out, they can't get in."
The old beggar listened and yawned.
He scratched his messy hair and responded, "This is easy to do, just don't let the people in the yamen find out." ”
The beggar stretched out his black hand and flicked something the size of a mung bean to Yu Lie: "Go!" ”
Yu Lie subconsciously wanted to avoid it, but he heard the other party shouting, "Next." ”
Yu Lie resisted the urge to avoid it, stretched out his hands, and took out the things that the beggar bounced over.
He looked down and found that the thing was black, more like black beans, and there was a foul smell, which made him think at first glance that it was the mud pills that the other party rubbed off his body and head.
As a result, the black bean-like thing wriggled, stretched out two small wings, swayed, and made a few circles in front of Yu Lie, and then fell on Yu Lie's hair, arching in.
"Fleas, head lice?"
This scene made Yu Lie's heart even more weird, but fortunately, the black worm didn't want to get into his ears and nostrils, so he let the other party go.
The old beggar continued to yawn and said:
"It covers you, and as long as you go out and come in, no one can see you. If someone happens to be in the way, you can pop it out and take advantage of the moment when the other party is dazed and sleepy, and quickly slip away. ”
The beggar's words surprised Yu Lie, and he blurted out: "Breathworm? Sleepy bugs? ”
The old beggar was slightly stunned and muttered: "What a breath worm, a sleepy worm, this is the little brother who sleeps with me, remember to be careful, don't crush to death."
Otherwise, you have to add Zhongha! ”
"Hurry up, don't grind." The old beggar continued to scratch his head and limped out of the cell, still muttering to himself: "But the name 'sleepy bug' is okay......
Seeing the other party move, Yu Lie looked excited, he just subconsciously touched his hair bun with his hand, and hurriedly caught up:
"Dao Chief, the junior has come out!"
"Shhhh Be quiet, don't babble. The old man finally found a quiet place to sleep, don't leave me alone. ”
One old and one young, tiptoeing, sneaked out of the yamen.
When they crossed the gossip formation, passed the ghost soldier altar, and walked past the Yamen Daotong, the two really didn't alarm anyone.
Yu Lie began to think in his heart, as long as the old beggar didn't need to let him go into battle himself.
It doesn't matter who the other person wants to serve...... Not to mention a dragon, even if it is a street, the kind of prostitute from beginning to end, he is willing to take out all his existing family wealth and pay the bill to this master!
(End of chapter)