Chapter 163: The Tiger's Ass Can't Be Touched 2
One person hugged his fist at Yan Dahu, and hurriedly explained: "Brother Tai, we don't mean to discriminate against the fat man, there has been a flower thief in White Dragon City recently, haven't you heard of it?" ”
"What does the appearance of a flower thief in White Dragon City have to do with Lao Tzu, is it possible that he still picks me?"
Yan Dahu scoffed.
"Superficial, it seems that this benevolent brother should be new, I don't know about this section of the haunted flower thief, let me explain to the brother, the flower thief, every night haunts, specifically targeting the obese man, there are already six fat people in the city who have been murdered, once they are targeted by the flower thief, the chrysanthemum is difficult to protect, the fat man next door to my house is still lying on the bed, incontinence, washing his face with tears every day, quite desolate."
"What's more, I heard that the flower thief is extremely perverted, two corpses appeared outside the city two days ago, the old man died miserably, a crotch of blood, it's hard to imagine what kind of torture he has experienced."
"Brother Tai, I advise you to go back quickly, I can't figure out that the flower thief has already targeted you."
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You didn't say a word, and every look at Yan Dahu was full of pity, as if this fat man could not escape the flower thief.
Hiss~
Yan Dahu only felt that the chrysanthemum tightened, and a cool breeze swept through his crotch, and he couldn't help but shiver.
"him, a flower thief and a man?"
Yan Dahu was messy, the three views were subverted, and he really wanted to pick himself, Yan Xiaowu on the side was also dumbfounded, and immediately laughed: "Fatty, you're finished, you're being targeted." ”
The two brothers only felt that they had lived in vain for more than ten years, but they didn't expect that the taste of the flower thieves in the cultivation world was so heavy.
"Fuck off, bullshit flower thief, if I let my grandfather meet, he won't be able to be a man."
Yan Dahu has a hideous face, with the blood of the White Tiger, and the former president of the White Tiger Chamber of Commerce, but now he has to be picked as a flower, and it is a shame to spread it.
"Tsk."
Yan Xiaowu looked back and forth on Yan Dahu: "This flower thief, the taste is really heavy, if you are strong...... No, the sense of picture is too strong, I can't bear it anymore, vomit~~"
", isn't Lao Tzu's image bad? If you want me to say, Yan Xiaolong is two streets worse than me, and in terms of appearance, I only serve my son. ”
Yan Dahu suddenly became narcissistic.
At this moment, a man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks suddenly appeared in front of Yan Dahu, sat next to Yan Dahu, and his eyes bloomed with pink luster, staring straight at Yan Dahu, almost drooling.
The man spoke, licked his face and leaned into Yan Dahu's face.
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"Vozhnyima!"
Yan Dahu trembled, stood up from his seat suddenly, and looked at the middle-aged man in front of him who was as thin as a monkey, shaking goosebumps all over his body.
"Who the hell are you!"
Yan Dahu had a very loud voice and roared at the man.
"Hehe, Chubby, don't get excited, my brother will pity you very much."
The man had rat eyes and sharp-beaked monkey gills, and slowly stretched out a pale hand, about to touch Yan Dahu's hand.
It's confirmed, this product is what they call a flower thief, and it's the kind with a heavy taste.
What Yan Dahu didn't expect was that the flower thief was so blatant, he didn't shy away from anything, and he went directly when he saw his prey.
Burst~
On the side, Yan Xiaowu couldn't help it, and a mouthful of wine squirted out, impartially, and sprayed right on the face of the flower thief.
The flower thief was furious, immediately changed his face, and glared at Yan Xiaowu angrily: "Looking for death?" ”
"This brother, your taste is a bit heavy, look at him, he is tall, handsome and chic, go pick him."
Yan Dahu pointed at Yan Xiaowu.
"Him?"
The flower thief looked at Yan Xiaowu with a disgusted expression: "Thin like a knife mantis, Lao Tzu can't be interested in it at all." ”
Yan Xiaowu was stunned for a moment, and then slapped the table and laughed wildly, no way, I can't laugh anymore, this guy with thief eyebrows and rat eyes, the taste is too heavy, Yan Xiaowu is the first time I have heard someone say that he is too thin, he is tall, and he is full of fine meat, no matter how you look at it, he is fatter than this thin monkey.
No wonder the flower thief picks the fat man to start, Yan Dahu's 300 catties of horizontal meat, the temptation of the flower thief is indeed great.
"Chubby, let's go with my brother."
As soon as the flower thief grabbed Yan Dahu's arm, he was about to pull him outside the restaurant.
Vomit~
The guests in the restaurant vomited collectively, this goods are too disgusting, the picture in front of them, I can't bear to look at it directly, it affects the appetite too much.
Everyone looked at Yan Dahu with great pity, this fat man was fatter than the six fat men who were mutilated before, and he was currently the fattest one targeted by the flower thieves, if he was taken away, the consequences would be unimaginable, and it would be difficult to make it happen early tomorrow morning, outside the gate of White Dragon City, there would be another miserable corpse.
"Okay."
A sly smile overflowed from the corner of Yan Dahu's mouth, and mung bean's small eyes flashed, and he agreed.
"Know the times."
The flower thief threw a wink at Yan Dahu, and almost didn't disgust Yan Dahu to death.
Yan Dahu endured his nausea, got up and glanced at Yan Xiaowu, and then walked towards the outside of the restaurant with the flower thief.
The tacit understanding between the two brothers, Yan Dahu and Yan Xiaowu, has reached the point of heart-to-heart, and Yan Dahu fully understands it with a look.
The flower thief kicked the iron plate today, and the two brothers are going to eliminate the harm for the people.
They can all see that this flower thief is the peak cultivation of the land immortals, because he is addicted to these things all day long, resulting in an inner void and a floating breath, with the current strength of Yan Dahu and Yan Xiaowu, they can crush such a person casually.
The flower thief held Yan Dahu's arm with one hand, and touched Yan Dahu's fat ass with the other hand.
Vomit~
There was another sound of vomiting in the restaurant, and Yan Xiaowu followed behind him, unable to straighten his waist with laughter.
"It's over, this fat man is dead, why doesn't he shout for help, maybe there is a chance to escape when he is in chaos, how can he agree to follow that disgusting guy?"
"The flower thief is really arrogant, he doesn't shy away from suspicion at all, do you think you can be invincible in the world in White Dragon City?"
"It is said that this is the master of the peak of the land immortals, as long as the master of the White Dragon City Sky Realm does not make a move, who is he afraid of, and these things he does, the master of the Sky Realm is too lazy to care."
"You know a hair, in my opinion, this fat man is also good at this, so I agree directly."
"Huh~ Don't say it, don't let people eat."
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On the other side, the night was sultry, and the flower thief took Yan Dahu to a remote courtyard, and kept flattering Yan Dahu along the way, and he couldn't wait.
In the courtyard, Yan Dahu was furious, and kicked out the ass of the flower thief: "Dead pervert, it's almost there, you have been touched by Lao Tzu's ass all the way." ”
Yan Dahu gritted his teeth, he couldn't bear this dead pervert for a long time, and he must eliminate harm for the people today.
"Tsk...... I said, why don't you resist, what's the point of not resisting, the more you resist, the more excited I become. ”
The flower thief was too cheap, Yan Dahu kicked himself, not angry at all, but even more excited.
"I can't stand it, fat man, hurry up and kill him."
Yan Xiaowu appeared, his face full of disgust for the flower thief.
"You ugly, what are you doing here?"
The flower thief glared at Yan Xiaowu angrily, and his attitude towards Yan Xiaowu and Yan Dahu were completely two extremes.
"I have a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, call others ugly, dog things, and eat Lao Tzu's punch."
Yan Xiaowu endured all the way, and the Xuanwu battle qi became tyrannical in an instant, and he suddenly attacked the flower thief with a punch.
Yan Xiaowu, who was full of blood, stepped into the late stage of the land immortal with half of his feet, and the blood qi in his body was already rich to the extreme, and he easily killed the late stage martial artist of the land immortal realm with one punch, even if it was the peak of an ordinary land immortal, he couldn't get the slightest bit good under this punch.
The flower thief snorted coldly, his whole body was beating with true qi, and he swung out a fist carrying a cold light, and punched Yan Xiaowu, colliding head-on.
Bang!
The air exploded, and the flower thief was shocked back by Yan Xiaowu's punch for several steps, only to feel that his arm was sore, unspeakably uncomfortable, he raised his head and looked at Yan Xiaowu again, his face had changed: "Impossible, you are just the peak cultivation of the middle stage of the land immortal, how can your combat power be so strong?" ”
"Dead garbage, you eat Grandpa Bai's punch again."
Yan Dahu was full of Jin Gang's qi, and the tiger fist was so fierce that he didn't give the flower thief time to breathe, and the big fist at the mouth of the bowl smashed hard against the face of the sharp-beaked monkey.
The face of the flower thief changed wildly, and the whole person also woke up and knew that he had been calculated.
However, after all, he was a master at the peak of the land immortals, and he still had some means, and he punched out a brilliant brilliance and hit Yan Dahu.
Rumble......
The true qi was furious, and the flower thief was shocked back again, sitting on the ground with his butt, and colliding twice in a row, his breath was completely chaotic.
"With your virtue, you are also worthy of being a peak master, what a shame for the peak of the land immortals."
Yan Dahu sneered and walked towards the flower thief step by step.
"You reckon with me."
The flower thief gritted his teeth, compared to being calculated, he was even more shocked that the combat power of the two people in front of him was too fierce, obviously cultivating two levels lower than himself, even if he was in a state of qi and blood deficit, but he would not be able to do two land immortals in the middle stage.
Looks like it's kicked to the iron plate.
"Counting you? Which green onion are you counting, it is worth letting Lao Tzu calculate, and let you influence Lao Tzu's drinking Yaxing. ”
Yan Dahu rolled up his sleeves, raised his heavy feet, and kicked the face of the flower thief.
Bang!
This kick was sturdy, and several of the front teeth of the flower thief were kicked off, and the blood jumped all over his face.
"Let you touch Lao Tzu's ass."
Yan Dahu was angry, and while kicking, he shouted: "You dare to touch the tiger's buttocks." ”
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Bang bang bang......
One kick after another, Yan Dahu kicked out the shadowless foot.
There was a terrible scream in the courtyard, but this place was too remote, and no one heard the loud cry of the flower thief.
"Spare your life, spare your life!"
The flower thief had a bloody face and lay on the ground begging for mercy.
A master at the peak of a land immortal was beaten like this, which was simply a kind of irony for the peak.
This product is too weak, Yan Dahu planned to join forces with Yan Xiaowu to perform a stunt with him at first, but he didn't expect to be knocked down with one person and one punch without fighting.
"Spare your life?"
Yan Dahu grinned: "Call Lao Tzu, the louder you scream, the more excited Lao Tzu becomes, don't you like excitement?" How do you feel now, isn't it enjoyable? ”
The shadowless feet did not stop, kicked hundreds of feet, and kicked to the end, the flower thief couldn't even scream, there were Yan Dahu's big footprints all over his body, and his parents who were kicked in one face didn't know him, and he was dying.
"Third child, is this really the pinnacle of land immortals? It's too weak. ”
Yan Dahu looked at Yan Xiaowu, when they were in the Wang family, they had fought with the peak masters, and the peak of the Wang family's land immortals was much stronger than this flower thief.
"He's weak, and it has nothing to do with the peak of the land immortals."
Yan Xiaowu Dao.
"Killing him can be regarded as eliminating harm for the people, and his body will be thrown outside the city gate in a while."
Yan Dahu kicked the dying flower thief again, and this kick completely killed the flower thief.
The dignified master of the peak of the land immortal was kicked to death by a teenager in the middle of the land immortal, which is definitely an insult to the peak of the land immortal.
Yan Dahu threw the body of the flower thief outside the city gate, and after this incident, he was not in the mood to drink, and the two were not interested and prepared to return to Murong's house.
"Fatty, was you being rubbed around on your ass just now, is it cool?"
On the way, Yan Xiaowu held back a smile and asked seriously.
"Get out!"
Yan Dahu was anxious, and kicked Yan Xiaowu's ass with his shadowless feet: "Third child, if you dare to say today's things, Lao Tzu and you are not finished." ”
"Tsk, I'm in a hurry, I can't afford to play?"
Yan Xiaowu pouted: "Don't say it, until today, I didn't discover your charm and value, I didn't expect that in this world, there is still a good mouthful of you, you can be regarded as having found the meaning of your existence, and when you get old, it is also bragging capital, after all, being able to be favored by flower thieves is enough to prove your excellence." ”
"Grass, you dead turtle, you don't have a fart on weekdays, there are so many words today, close your mouth fiercely, don't talk nonsense, it's good for you."
Yan Dahu waved his fist and threatened.
"Lao Tzu is Xuanwu."
"Dead tortoise."
"Dead fat, being touched by a man!"
"You also said that Lao Tzu killed your dead turtle."
"Xuanwu."
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The two pinched directly on the street, punching and kicking each other, and neither of them was convinced.
On the other side, the Murong family's mansion.
Su Qianqian and Murong Hai were taking care of Murong Qianxue, and Ying Li returned to the residence, closed the door tightly, and couldn't wait to take out the Gu worm of the Cold Ice Poison Gu.
Gu worms appeared, the boundless cold was pervasive, and the temperature in the room plummeted.
The black Gu worm was as black as ink, disgusting and ugly, and Ingrid frowned when he saw it.
"Are you sure this thing can be eaten, old urchin?"
Ingrid asked unconfidently.
"If you don't want to eat it, give it to me, don't spoil the heavens."
The old urchin is sucking saliva.
"Grass, eat Gu worms raw, spread it, others will definitely scold me for sand sculptures."
Ying Li was speechless, looking at the world, there are a few martial artists who dare to eat Gu worms, this thing is so yin and evil, ordinary people are hiding when they see it, for fear of being touched by the evil Gu.
The Gu worm in front of him has gathered the purest energy of the Cold Ice Poison Gu, which can be called the origin of the poisonous Gu, and eating this thing is equivalent to planting Gu for himself.
Planting Gu for yourself is not a sand sculpture?
"Don't ink like a girl, don't embarrass the King Kong Immortal Thunder God Body."
The old urchin couldn't stand it anymore, so he flew out of the temple and ate the Gu worm instead of Ingli.
"Okay."
Ingrid gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and swallowed the Gu worm in one gulp, if he didn't eat it again, the old urchin would definitely despise him all the time.