Chapter 628: 'Illness'
"Oh! Little Firefly wants to use her coat as a net!"
Aunt Li went online, "I watched it next to me, but it was really real, at that time I also wondered why she took off her coat, who knew that she was going to lay a net array, did you say that I was old and confused, and asked Xiao Ying'er stupidly if it was cold, and almost delayed the big thing!"
"Oh, are you really delaying Mr. Xiao Firefly?"
The crowd said, "Otherwise, Mr. Xiao Ying'er would have chased him out, wouldn't he be able to take down and destroy the monster in the courtyard of Dalin's house?"
"Yes, if that monster hadn't run out, it wouldn't have met Uncle Zhou who came back from drinking...... Hey, haven't you heard, Uncle Zhou was like a god that night, and he couldn't catch up with the big rats who ran, and it is said that Uncle Zhou's starting speed even admired Mr. Xiao Ying'er!"
"No matter how fast Uncle Zhou runs, he is older, and after the short-distance sprint, Uncle Zhou's leg is going to fall into the root of the disease, don't you see that he hasn't gone out much in the past two days, he won't go to anyone who invites him to drink, I heard that he has to recuperate at home for a long time, and if he doesn't do well, the femoral head will die!"
"Oh my mother, is it so serious? Can the femoral head run and die?"
"Tsk, what did Daqiang say, Village Chief Zhou wants to recuperate at home for a long time, saying that there is nothing to do if he is well raised, or his body is very good, if he can't raise it well...... It's easy to amputate if you can't prepare for it!"
"Amputation?!"
"Aunt Li, you heard me!"
The crowd sighed for a while, "I just said how could Uncle Zhou be so grateful to Mr. Xiao Ying'er, if it weren't for Mr. Xiao Ying'er who had been chasing after the rat and indirectly saved Uncle Zhou, then Uncle Zhou wouldn't have had both legs amputated, and his life would have to be taken inside!"
"No, Aunt Li, it's good that you didn't make a mess in the courtyard of Dalin's house at that time."
Aunt Li instantly realized that she had to throw herself into the conversation, and she waved her hand again and again, "No, I said, 'It's almost, we don't dare to make trouble!'" At my age, the most important thing is to be deep!"
"Yes, Aunt Li is absolutely deep!"
Ersheng nodded, "Aunt Li was old and deep at that time!"
"I really don't blame her for Village Chief Zhou's affairs."
Uncle Liu corroborated the general opening, "Even Village Chief Zhou himself said that it was an accident that he encountered a mouse, and I heard that Village Chief Zhou's leg is not so serious, it is just that he needs to recuperate when he stretches his tendons, and he will have to amputate his leg, don't tell nonsense......
"Do you know why they don't dare to expose Aunt Li's shortcomings?"
Qian'an came back to learn these things from me and laughed again and again, "One climbed the wall and froze his buttocks, and the other was the culprit who caused the other party to freeze his buttocks, how can a lame man laugh at a dumb person, no one dares to say whose is not...... But the funniest thing is the matter of Village Chief Zhou, he never dreamed that a small leg cramp, he was rumored to have both legs amputated, you said that he could be amputated below the eyebrows!"
I looked at him angrily, "If you don't speak, no one will sell you as a dumb person!"
Qian'an smiled and his stomach hurt, "I don't have to say it, but you can't stop the mouths of the villagers, you don't have to take a car to go out, you can turn over 108,000 miles by stepping on a somersault cloud, come, let me see if you really have a golden hoop stick hidden in your ears...... Hahaha!"
I can open Qian'an's hand, but I really can't cover the mouths of the villagers.
Under the polishing of these eyewitnesses over and over again, my image is rubbed and tall.
Even if Village Chief Zhou still directs the village backbone to go to the villagers' houses from time to time to talk, Aunt Li's house has been there several times, forbidding her to gather with other villagers at the entrance of the village to discuss the matter of my fight against evil spirits, and put an end to myths about me, but the masses seem to have that mentality, and the more you emphasize that 'you can't say, the more they think I have great powers.' Look at the book
And they also have their own little ninety-nine.
They couldn't say it on the surface, so they continued to discuss it secretly.
I was said to have been so miraculous that I had crushed my legs on Mount Everest and stepped on water in the Pacific Ocean.
Well, I also rubbed Sun Wukong's back and had a fight with Zhu Bajie.
In short, I am the treasure of Xiling Village
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Humble and subtle, low-key and mysterious.
As soon as the level of trust increased, I immediately became a master of stamping and certification.
Brackets, still alive, young, good-tempered masters.
Not to mention that the villagers who have the need to see things at home, even if they don't have a need, they all come to me to see things.
The purpose is to have a few words with me and get a touch of immortality.
What's more, he even held his mobile phone to take a photo with me.
It is said that it is enlarged and will be hung on the wall for offering!
When I heard this, my heart trembled, and I felt that the omen was not good.
Fortunately, I wore a mask every day and spoke in a nasal voice, so I refused all requests for group photos on the grounds of a cold.
I really can't shirk it, so I wrote a few words of blessing and signed Xie Wanying's name, which can be regarded as my gratitude to the villagers for their love.
"Little Firefly, you really don't have to go to the hospital?"
When I was about to go out in the morning, Sister Xiaoling looked at me worriedly, "I see that your cold is getting worse day by day...... Oops, why do you still have a rash on your face? Did you have an allergy to what you ate last night?"
"I don't blame you?"
Before I could speak, my brother-in-law looked at Sister Xiaoling with reproach in his eyes, "I said it, Xiao Ying'er has to eat something good when she lives in our house, not to mention that big fish and meat also have to be meat and vegetables with six dishes, you are good, the last meal is gnocchi soup, the next meal is noodle soup, and then the tomato and egg soup, finally make some staple food, or wonton noodles, are you doing it with sparseness?" Who can stand this old porridge! Last night, I fried a total of four dishes, all of them were vegetarian, and the cold shredded potatoes came up, can Xiao Firefly's physique be raised?!"
"You have a good memory now, and the cerebellum is not atrophied?"
Sister Xiaoling was also polite, "I see you don't eat less, that mouth is a broken car, you are talking all day long."
"Brother-in-law, don't blame Sister Xiaoling, you know, I took the initiative to ask for this, and I really like to eat it, not that I am fake and polite......
As soon as I saw that these two people were about to stage a big bickering drama again, I hurriedly spoke, "Sister Xiaoling wants to make me big fish and meat for a real time, and treat me as a guest, I really can't continue to live in your house."
To tell the truth, when they first moved in, the two of them really hated to give me a whole Manchurian banquet, and they wanted to buy a pig behind my back and kill it.
Thanks to Qian'an, when he heard it and came back to learn from me, I went to stop my brother-in-law, and by the way, I told Sister Xiaoling about my food preferences.
Originally, it was quite troublesome to live in someone's house, and whatever I ate was fine, but 'casually these two words are too general, Sister Xiaoling was confused when she heard it, she didn't know what to do for me, I could only write down a recipe, and I lived here for a week, and I ate more palatable.
Besides, Sister Xiaoling's skills are good, and I can drink a big bowl of the pimple soup she makes.
As for the getting worse and worse, it is purely caused by the cause of defeat, and my reputation in Xiling Village is getting bigger and bigger day by day, and as long as I close and open my eyes, the illness will be a little worse than the day before.