Chapter 1 Where is this, I'm so hungry
It's been four days, and he hasn't joined the flock, and Chang Lai, who is angry, has been clicking on his mobile phone even when he squats in the pit today, except for breakfast.
"Bucket, bucket is over, this and this, brushes, little green grass, hehehe, gloves, gloves, slots, it's gone again." After a few clicks, the slot was full of four red letters popping up on the screen, and he skillfully clicked the challenge again.
The game had worn him out of temper, but he continued unyieldingly.
Finally, he put his phone aside and reached for the toilet paper in the tissue box, only to take out a paper tube.
"I really didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went to the toilet today." Scanning all corners of the bathroom, and finally in a sentence of 'Assi', he half-squatted and pouted his ass and ran to the living room, grabbed the paper and quickly ran back to the toilet, sat on the toilet and just pulled out a few pieces of paper, his stomach seemed to be awakened by the posture he had just run, and another burst of shit hit, he had to put down the paper towel and pick up the mobile phone again.
The new game is extraordinarily smooth, a prop is useless, there are only a dozen cards left, Chang Lai snickered, faintly smiling, unbelievable joy made him dare not make a sound, as if as soon as he made a sound, the luck of joining the flock would be scared away.
"Bottles... Cabbage dish... Scissors knives... ”
Suddenly, it was dark in front of me, it was the black screen of the mobile phone, and a bold "slot" resounded throughout the two bedrooms and one living room.
Chang Lai hadn't recovered from the anger, but he was surprised to realize that not only was the phone black, but the toilet was also black, and the living room was also dark, but now it was obviously daylight.
'Lunar eclipse, it must be a lunar eclipse, ah my bah, a solar eclipse', Chang Lai muttered in his heart, hurriedly lifted his pants, and walked to the living room in the dark, the direction of the window was dark, 'This eclipse is too dedicated, right, do you have to be on time a second before I join the flock?' me like that? ’
Chang Lai didn't dare to go any further, the terrain of the living room was complicated, he raised a pot of tiger head blue skinny, and two birds, and the most important thing, there was a corgi, that fool didn't care about the dark and dawn, sleeping everywhere, stepping on it and starting a war.
I felt out the lighter in my pocket, and there was a crisp sound, and the outline gradually appeared around the firelight.
A few steps forward, it was a tile pot, Chang Lai shone into the water, well, the fish are still there, and they are all very well-behaved, ah no, why is it motionless, the fish are still swimming, but freeze, freeze ~ grid ~ ! The water pattern also froze, and the line did not move, this discovery made the back of Chang Lai's head numb, and a chill hit his back.
He slowly raised the lighter above his head to see the bird hanging above, the little yellow finch tilted its head and froze, and the red child was even more exaggerated, actually spreading its wings and levitating in the cage.
Chang Lai felt that he must be addicted to a sheep, and hallucinated, he rushed to the door, and was unexpectedly tripped by a soft ball under his feet, and then let out a scream, it was the corgi Chang Wang he raised.
Sitting on the ground, he fumbled for the lighter that he threw out, but Chang Wang bit his pants, and he whined and complained about it while tearing it.
"Go aside, our family is the end of the world, and you are still making trouble." Chang Lai continued to grope while bala Chang Wang, but he touched the door, whatever, open it and take a look, maybe everything is normal outside.
'Bang' opened the door, a beam of white light shot in, Chang Lai quickly covered his face with his arm, and his eyes narrowed.
After a long time, the white light gradually weakened, returned to its normal brightness, and everything gradually became apparent from near and far.
Outside the door is a grass, the grass is not high, some flies and insects pass through it, stunned for a few seconds, Chang Lai tentatively stepped out of the gate, stepped on the grass, the grass is soft, very real, not like an illusion, he squatted down, stretched out his hand in disbelief, touched it, the blades of grass brushed in his hand, 'My staircase grows grass? Chang Wang was also taken out of the gate, his teeth still biting on the leg of his trousers.
Don't care so much, he stood up and wanted to continue to look forward, but he hit his head on something, Chang Lai bowed down and touched his head to look up, just dissipated at the white light, a huge creature crossed, it should be said that it flew by, swam by, he sat on the ground, shouted 'Mother' and opened his mouth wide, and the atmosphere did not dare to come out, but Chang Wang let go of the mouth that bit his trouser leg as if he saw the enemy, and jumped and shouted at the sky.
"This, this is a kun, a kun with a tail, it's really a big kun, and it can't be stewed in a pot." Chang Lai's heart trembled.
As visibility expanded, Tsunei could see the heavens clearly.
There were two of them, and they swam forward side by side, their whole body was blue, and there were silver spots on their bellies. They bump into each other as they walk, as if they are playing, and they seem to be playing with objects.
The sky in the distance gradually appeared, a flock of blue birds flew into a ball, this bird was different from all the birds he had ever seen, because they actually had no feathers, smooth blue skin, were drawing circles in the sky, flying and flying, one time in an S-shape, one time in a B-shape, Chang Lai felt that he had been greatly insulted, and just wanted to go home, he sat on the ground and stepped back, touching the door behind him.
Oops, what about the door, I didn't touch the door behind a few handfuls, Chang Lai turned his head sharply to look,, my home, my two-bedroom and one-living room, my mortgage loan in third-tier cities bought a two-bedroom apartment, the down payment cost me half a year's pocket money and my mother gave me 300,000 yuan to buy a two-bedroom apartment! Chang Lai's mind went blank, and his home disappeared, leaving only a dog that he most wanted to disappear.
There was nothing behind him, only a piece of grass left, and a six-legged blue-skinned turtle was blinking at him, Chang Lai's eyes were a little moist, and he felt like a sad mung bean at the moment.
"What are you looking at? Is there a river here? You dare to climb here, and when the sun dries you, you won't be scared! Dried into a king baganer! Chang Lai had nowhere to vent his anger and hatred, and he opened his mouth to scold the turtle.
"Poof", a stream of blue water spurted out of the turtle's mouth, hitting Chang Lai's nose, the smell of seafood made him hungry all of a sudden, no, he was angry, he reached out to hit the turtle, the turtle didn't seem to put him in his eyes, moved the two little feet in the last row, took a step back, 'coo', and fell into the water.
Chang Lai was shocked, as soon as he finished scolding people for being dried by the sun, they jumped into the river without fear, and their faces were snapped.
The home behind him no longer exists, and in its place is a small river, which was sitting on the ground just now, and is blocked by grass, and I can't see the river.
Chang Lai got up, stood by the river with his waist crossed, wiped a handful of blue water on his face, and yelled at the turbulent river: "Gentleman's revenge, ten years is not too late, you wait for Lao Tzu, smack me, one day, I will raise you with saliva!" ”
The two Kun have swam far away, SB bird is still tirelessly continuing to circle around, Chang Lai squatted down, picked up a handful of river water, carefully observed, it was normal, washed his face, the blue water was like pen water, and a little sticky, washed for a while, before it was cleaned, there was no mirror can only be based on feeling, he rubbed his hands on his body, and looked at Chang Wang.
There was a grass slope in front of him, Chang Wang stood on the slope, due to his height, the grass that was not tall had already passed it, and he was looking at the front motionlessly at this time.
"What can you look at at the altitude of this dun cannon, and you are so serious, I'm too..." Chang Lai said as he walked, and before he finished a sentence, the big cliff in front of him startled him.
Chang Wang stood on the edge of the cliff, one step forward is the abyss, Chang Lai is also blocked by the grass, walked a few steps to see clearly, there is nothing on the other side of the cliff, is the fog or the clouds can't tell the difference, look down, you can't see the bottom of the cliff, too wide and too big, this wide cliff deep valley, has exceeded Chang Lai's cognition, this place is definitely not the earth, there must be no two bedrooms and one living room.
A person and a dog, can only turn the direction, to the side of the river, there is no road, Chang Lai can only follow the river aimlessly, Chang Wang hummed and chirped, it seems that Chang Lai walked too fast, and the four legs were no longer so diligent, and they were left behind for a distance.
"Chang Wang! Hurry up, let's at least find someone to inquire before dark, where is this, just play a few games of sheep and a sheep, not to prevent addiction punishment, this deep mountain and old forest, and then an avatar will come out later, hey, did you find it, the animals here are all blue, let's use a color to disguise, don't treat us as aliens for a while. Chang Lai said to himself, his feet slowed down, it was not that he was waiting for Chang Wang, but his stomach had begun to protest, he was really hungry, and his legs couldn't move.
After walking for a while, Chang Lai really couldn't walk, sitting on a stone leaning against a big tree, Chang Wang also snorted twice and nestled at his feet, long since the previous cow pen and bastard.
"Beanie, Beanie." Coldly, an immature voice came from behind him.
Chang Lai jumped up at once with joy and fear, happy that someone has food, and afraid that he will become someone else's food.
Behind the tree, a little girl of more than one meter and two meters, combing countless pigtails, holding a wooden fork, shouted at him.
"Hello, I'm not called Doudou, let me introduce myself, my name is Chang Lai, what about you, little sister?" Chang Lai spoke in a kind tone, and at the same time raised his hands politely, he felt that even if he was a prisoner, this action was enough to make the police let their guard down.
"Beans, Beanie, Beanie!" The little girl, staring at her big watery eyes like copper bells, continued to shout, and raised the wooden fork in her hand.
"I said it all, my name is not Doudou, my name is Chang Lai, that, do you have anything to eat?" Chang Lai lost his patience a little, and put his hand to his mouth to make a gesture of eating.
Who knew that the little girl seemed to have been stung by a wasp, jumped to a low tree behind her, and shouted 'Doudoudou' in the distance, and her voice was definitely a fight with the two actors.
Chang Lai was still immersed in the shock brought by the little girl's abnormal behavior, and the sound of squirming grass had sounded not far away, and then several people jumped out, including men and women, they were wearing animal skin clothes, wearing animal skin hats, and holding weapons in their hands, the men's latte forks, and the women's wooden forks, all of them looked swarthy, I don't know if they were painted or born like this, plus the cover of the animal hair on the hat, they couldn't see the appearance clearly.
"Beanie, Beanie." A woman looked at the man next to her while talking, her tone didn't seem to be very friendly, Chang Lai was blindsided all of a sudden, this woman couldn't talk well, and her mouth was 'Doudou'.
Sure enough, the man also responded to the woman with a string of beans, and saw another man, raising the iron fork, and came to Chang Lai fork.