Mrs. Li was taken aback by her, and covered her heart and said, "Orange Orange, my mother didn't disrespect your ghost fairy, she just brought a friend to ......."

"Extinguish!!"

The little girl slapped me on the head, and I grabbed her wrist without changing my face, and when I saw her eyebrows and eyes that were throbbing in pain, I gave Mrs. Li a slightly calmer look, and pushed hard into the room, and the little girl staggered back, rubbed her wrist and bowed down to me and shouted, "Bold maniac! You dare to make such a disrespectful act in front of the ghosts! Don't kneel down quickly and beg for mercy!!"

I looked at her casually, paced in, closed the door with my backhand, and briefly looked around the room.

The decoration is very princess-style, and the eye-catching thing is still the rune paper painting that is pasted everywhere.

She actually pasted a few rows along the corner line of the shed, like the hanging sticks on the top of the door in my hometown during the Chinese New Year.

To put it mildly, it looks like the wall has yellow fish scales.

"Get out! Who let you in?"

She glared at me and shouted at the door, "Mom! Get her out of here! Mom ——!."

I didn't look at her in a hurry, sat on the swivel chair in front of her study desk, and saw that she was short of breath to come with me, I took out the high-temperature plastic water cup in my satchel, took a sip of my own drink, and couldn't help but burp, the girl immediately quieted down, and looked at me with a look of disbelief, "What kind of water are you drinking?" How is it dark, black tea?"

"Coke."

Don't look for me about health.

Tasting the taste in my mouth, I smiled at her.

"Little sister, you continue, I drink mine, you destroy yours, we don't delay each other."

I can really destroy it blindly.

It's an eye-opener, isn't it?

She was speechless for two seconds, and then pinched her finger at me again, "Lingbao Taizun......

"Wrong."

I put away the water glass, "It's not right, the triangle you gestured with your hands is upside down towards me, all I can feel is love."

「……」

She was speechless again, and stomped her feet, "Wash your body with the sun, refine the form with the moon, the immortal will help you up, and the jade girl will accompany ......!"

"Aren't you trying to destroy me?"

I whispered, "How to recite the two mantras are all used to purify the body and calm the mind, it does not drive away evil spirits, come, I will teach you to exorcise evil spirits, read with me, a total of three masters in one township and two miles, do not read four books, five classics and six meanings, but dare to pay seven, eight or nine sons is very bold, ten rooms and nine poor, raised eight two seven dollars six cents five millimeters and four cents, urgent as the law!"

The whole job.

If you can recite two spells to ward off evil spirits, then the streets will be full of gentlemen.

「…… You're insane!"

The little girl was completely speechless, turned her head and walked towards the door, "Mom! What kind of person is this, she ......?"

"Are you sure you want me to leave?"

I looked at her, "If I'm gone, your parents will find someone else to come over, and the next one to come through the door will probably make you even more annoying."

The little girl paused, turned her back to me and did not speak, her hand still on the doorknob.

I didn't look at her in a hurry, and my sister was still very confident in herself.

Gulu soup is not drunk for nothing, and generally people who don't have old grudges with me will not be disgusted at first sight.

And the aura on this little girl is very friendly, she is not a person full of thorns, and she has no backbone.

It can even be said that the natal aura of the two of us is very similar, and we are both harmless to humans and animals in life.

If we meet in the side, we may become more close friends.

So I believe that as long as her emotions can stabilize, she will not reject me.

After a moment of silence, she turned her head to look at me again, and smoothed her hair, probably trying to tie it up, but she couldn't find the hair tie for a while, so I took off the hair tie that I had been equipped with all year round on my wrist and handed it to her, "I have it, it's new, do you want to use it?"

She habitually wanted to say thank you, but swallowed the words a little embarrassed, waved her hand, and tucked her hair behind her ears very casually.

Sitting at the end of the bed, he said a little stuffy, "You can see that I don't have anything dirty on me, do you?"

I laughed, "If you really have something on you, it will definitely not be a dirty thing, because the dirty thing will not force relatives and friends to go out to do good deeds, and the spirits who do evil do not have that awareness, most of them are more selfish and extreme, they will only plan for themselves, they want incense and paper money, and they will ask Yang people to repair it if they are not comfortable, so I want to know why you are directing and acting in this scene."

She fiddled with her fingers with a sullen face, "Do you think I'm a madman?"

Seeing that I didn't answer, she looked at her suspiciously, "I see that you are not very old, are you really Mr. Yin and Yang?"

"Apprenticeship at the age of thirteen, tread at the age of thirteen, the teacher inherited the ghost and saw the third master, Xie rebellious."

I took out the company's business card and handed it to her, "I am 18 years old this year, my main job is Mr. Yin and Yang, and my side job is to be a hospice salesman."

She took my business card, "Wan Hotaru? The meaning of your name is not very good, the lifespan of fireflies is very short, only ten days and half a month, don't you who are a Taoist scholar know the exquisiteness here?"

"This is the name Master gave me, and he probably wanted to tell me that life is not about length, but about breadth."

My voice was soft, "In our business, who knows how long I can live, and most importantly, I can shine."

"Okay, anyway, you were paid by my parents to come back, so you shouldn't be a liar."

She laughed a little complicatedly, and looked up at me, "My name is Li Cheng, Orange Orange, two years younger than you, I feel, you are a good person, at least you don't look annoying, and you have a good attitude, unlike the father and son that my father invited last time, one has a temper better than the other, as if I owe them eight hundred hangings, and the face is as long as a donkey, and said that if it weren't for my father's face, they would all want to beat me, the living environment is so good, what do you want, what kind of ......demon do I do?"

Speaking of this, Li Cheng was also a little aggrieved, "Yes, I know that it's wrong for me to pretend to be a ghost, but I just want my parents to listen to me, and I want them to do more good deeds, so as not to damage their own merits because of small losses, but how can I ...... it?"

"Am I wrong?"

Li Cheng wiped his eyes, "Do you think I'm mentally ill?"

"Of course you're not."

I looked at her calmly, "If you can say these words to me, it shows that you know what you are doing, you have created a ghost fairy, and you just want your parents to pay attention to you, so that they will no longer be perfunctory to you, and seriously carry out the tasks you have assigned, do more good deeds, and do more good deeds, right?"

"Yes, you know me, you really understand me, I just want to...... But they all annoy me!"

Li Cheng looked at me with tears in her eyes, "Actually, I didn't have the consciousness of doing good deeds before, there was a girl in our class who didn't pay much attention to personal hygiene, her hair was always oily, everyone didn't like to play with her, and I didn't talk to her......