911, bite your tongue and commit suicide
There is no wild boar skin to fight, there is a dead monarch Fu Yi sitting on the dragon chair, Yi Yun also feels a little bored, this Manchu is simply boring, and there is no desire to let him beat him at all. With the current strength of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, just find a few garbage people to push them flat.
At the moment, Yi Yun shrank aside with a lack of interest, Joan of Arc and others talked about cooperation with the ministers of the Manchu Qing Dynasty according to the plan they had prepared in advance, and the content of the cooperation was nothing more than to help them defeat the Great Meng Kingdom, and then the Manchu Dynasty became a vassal state of the Eight-Nation Alliance, and of course land cuts and indemnities were indispensable, basically speaking, the Manchus recognized the Eight-Nation Alliance as their father, just like the later Stick Country recognized the Rice Country as their father.
Of course, Yi Yun was not interested in participating in this kind of boring thing.
A few hours later, the treaty was signed, and Yi Yun and the others walked out of the palace with the signed treaty, and they all called it a pit dad in their hearts, these people are really spineless. If the opponent is a wild boar skin, Dolgon, or something, and it's a bit of a trick, but it turns out to be such a group of surrenderers, it's really a fool.
The Black Dragon Lord couldn't help but say to Yi Yun: "What else is there to play with this kind of garbage country? Send a radio and let the fleet of the Great Meng Kingdom land directly from Tianjin, and the land troops will go straight to the imperial capital and capture these garbage people." ”
Yi Yun nodded and said, "Okay, let's rescue Duoduo first, as long as we ensure Duoduo's safety, we will immediately send a radio." ”
When everyone returned to the Old Summer Palace, Yi Yun went to urge Cixi to send Duoduo over to "play" with a few adults. saw a knowing smile on Cixi's face, and said charmingly: "It's ready." Please come with me. ”
Yi Yun glanced at Joan of Arc and the others, and followed behind Cixi.
Cixi led the people to turn left and right, and went into the grove in the garden, and came to the edge of a quiet wooden house, which was surrounded by woods on all sides, and it was very quiet, in this kind of place, even if you did something very loud, you did not have to worry about being heard.
Cixi smiled and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, are you still satisfied with this place? I don't have to worry about being known. ”
Yi Yun wiped his sweat and said, "I'm quite satisfied!"
Cixi led the people inside. As soon as he entered the house, Yi Yun was startled, there were many strange things in the house, such as ropes, leather whips, candles, etc., which could only be regarded as children's rhymes. There were also wooden donkeys, soldering irons, fine needles, and pliers...... Anyway, torture things are also indispensable here.
Cixi grinned and said, "I heard that several adults have special hobbies. So I had these things prepared. It's a pity that our Manchu Qing technology is not enough, and there is no electric chair, so it is a fly in the ointment. ”
Eyun wiped a handful of sweat. Joan of Arc and the others are even more waterfall sweaters, they are not as perverted as Yi Yun said, just to rescue Duoduo, they have to cooperate with the nonsense that Yi Yun said, and now they see these things that torture women with their own eyes, they are so scared that their souls almost fly away. I couldn't help but think to myself: If I am arrested and tortured with these things, I might as well die.
Cixi smiled and said, "A few adults are here for a while, I will go and bring Duoduo, this girl is really beautiful, I will make sure you have fun in a while." In fact, she herself was afraid of these things, and wanted to run away quickly, for fear that Joan of Arc and others would ask her to join in the service, and then it would be all over.
After Cixi Fei fled, there were only five people left in the room, and Joan of Arc's face suddenly became ugly: "Lord Hu, if you want to lie to save Duoduo, you can't tell a normal lie?
Yi Yun was a thief, and he also blushed a little: "Ahem, this is an accident, I thought that Cixi would hand over Duoduo to me, but I didn't expect her to prepare such a room in advance...... Ahem, I'm an upright person, I hate these things when I see them, and I can't like them!"
Yi Yun felt that his explanation was simply excellent, but Joan of Arc looked at him with strange eyes as if he hadn't heard his explanation, Yi Yun felt strange, did he say something wrong? At this time, the black dragon princess next to him suddenly whispered: "Below...... Below...... Reach into your pants pocket......"
Yi Yun looked down and saw that there was a small tent under his lower abdomen......
Men are creatures, although they don't necessarily like SM or abuse or anything, but when they see these appliances, they will inevitably want to be crooked, and it is also a natural physiological reaction for that thing to harden, but at this time, it is definitely not a good time for it to harden.
Joan of Arc, Robin Hood, and Lancelot all showed a look of disdain at Yi Yun at the same time, and snorted, "Old rascal!" After saying that, the figures of the three girls rushed out of the house at the same time, and they no longer wanted to stay in this filthy place.
Yi Yun's face was full of wry smiles, turned his head to look for comfort in the Black Dragon Princess, and said pitifully: "Black Dragon Girl, only you are the gentleest and don't despise me." ”
The Black Dragon Princess blushed and said, "I like to see men tortured by these things, why don't we two try it, and I'll hang you up and whip you twice to play?"
"I'll it!" This time it was Yi Yun's turn to be so frightened that he ran out of the house, until he ran into the woods and hid, he thought: "Rub, no, the black dragon princess can't beat me now, I'm afraid she's hairy? If she wants to be hanged, she will be hanged, hum!"
Yi Yun was thinking wildly, a group of people suddenly came in front of the cabin, and it was naturally Cixi who walked in the front, and she was followed by several rough Manchu female soldiers, all of whom looked like wild boar people, and the wild boar people dragged a woman, this woman was tied up with five flowers, and her hands and feet were tied to death, which seemed to prevent her from rebelling.
She is wearing a cheongsam, but the cheongsam is strangled by a few ropes with strange lines, which looks very tempting, needless to say, this woman is Duoduo, her complexion is not very good, it seems that she has been imprisoned for a while, and I don't know if she has eaten well, anyway, it looks soft.
Cixi led Duoduo into the cabin, and at this time there was only the Black Dragon Princess alone in the cabin, Cixi couldn't help but wonder: "How many adults?"
The black dragon princess said: "They are impatient, they are in the woods to take a dip, they will be back soon, you can leave people here and leave." ”
Cixi nodded, and instructed the female soldiers, "Throw Duoduo here, let's go." ”
Several female soldiers pushed violently, and Duoduo fell to the ground, and then Cixi and the others withdrew from the cabin and left the place quickly. It was only then that Dordor had the heart to look at the setting, and when she saw the room full of strange utensils, she obviously knew that they were used to torture people, and she was startled, and then she felt like she was dying. Just as Joan of Arc and others thought, it was better to die than to be tortured by these things.
The Black Dragon Princess was also looking at Duoduo seriously, she knew that Yi Yun liked Duoduo a little, and she was a little jealous in her heart, so she glanced at Duoduo's body with ill intentions.
Duoduo was furious by her strange eyes, and he couldn't help but think: Is this European woman going to insult me? God! It is miserable to be humiliated by a man, but even worse is to be humiliated by a woman.
The black dragon princess also had the heart to joke with her, so she said evilly: "Duoduo is it, right? If it falls into my hands, you can't survive, you can't die, so obediently come and play some games with me." Do you like to ride a wooden horse, or do you like to be hung up and smoked? I'll let you choose!"
"No...... Don't!" said Dord.
"Yes!" said the Black Dragon Princess laughed.
"Don't wow!"
"Wow!"
"I ...... I'll kill myself by biting my tongue......" Dordor opened his mouth and tried to break his tongue.
But I saw that the black dragon princess's hand suddenly stretched forward quickly and put it into Duoduo's mouth, and Duoduo's upper and lower teeth were bitten on the palm and back of the black dragon princess's hand, she felt as if she had bitten steel, and she couldn't bite at all. Naturally, that little lilac tongue can't be bitten off.
"Woo......" Duoduo's heart was miserable: "It's over, I can't even commit suicide, and now I'm really going to become someone else's plaything." ”
At this moment, the door of the cabin opened with a "bang", and Joan of Arc, Robin Hood, and Lancelot walked in side by side, and saw the black dragon princess with one hand in Duoduo's mouth, and the three of them said curiously, "What are you doing?"
The black dragon princess grinned and said, "She is going to bite her tongue and kill herself, I am saving her, if she dies all of a sudden, it will not be fun to do the following." ”
Joan of Arc nodded: "That's right, you can't let her die." ”
As soon as Duoduo heard their conversation, his heart was miserable again: it's over, it's not enough to play with me alone, there are actually three more women...... These European women are so shameless, how can any woman play with a woman? Why don't you find a man to play with!
Duoduo wanted to cry without tears.
At this time, the door suddenly opened again, and this time it was finally Yi Yun who came in, and he saw the black dragon princess with her hand in Duoduo's mouth, and immediately sweated profusely, and asked the same question as Joan of Arc and the others: "What are you doing?"
The Black Dragon Princess smiled: "Joan of Arc, you ask, I am preventing her from biting her tongue and committing suicide." ”
Yi Yun screamed, and quickly squatted down and hugged Duoduo: "My Duoduo sister, why can't you think of anything and want to kill yourself?"
Duoduo was frightened when he saw a man coming in, and thought: This group of people actually wants men and women to insult me together, what should I do? I didn't expect to hear two more sentences, but I heard that the person who came was Zhu Yun, the prince of Shanghai. It stands to reason that she should be ecstatic at this time, but looking at the strange utensils next to her, she panicked and thought crookedly: No, could it be that Lord Hu wants to use these things to play with me? Oh my God......! To be said yes or not to be agreed? )