Chapter 17 No Fight, No Acquaintance

"It's not enough to do it to you, and let me do it? What good is it for me to do it to you?" It looks like Aunt Ben is like that......" She twisted her waist, like a big girl in the countryside who didn't know anything about the world, and she was tired from the toss just now. As he was talking, he seemed to realize something, and suddenly became angry, and kicked the evil jun into the sky, "You dare to tease your aunt and grandmother before your hair grows, am I the frivolous person?" I let you do it, I let you move your feet, I let you let me move my hands and feet...... "Bang bang bang finally ......

Evil Jun screamed miserably, and when he was forced to perform a trapeze act, he took the opportunity to hug the branch of an old tree with a crooked neck on the side of the grave, and he couldn't live or die.

It's so fucking scary, this is the invincible supreme female demon developed from hundreds of various versions of the dominatrix plus psychosis plus brain-dead mutant tuberculosis embryos!

If you want to die, you have to learn what 'life is better than death' first!

"You come down!" Evil Jun didn't answer, why did he go down to find abuse?

"The last time, you can't get down?" the beauty rolled up her sleeves and said with a cold face.

Evil Jun's little heart is beating wildly, and she can't go down? This aunt doesn't look like a master who can't fly to the sky? But ...... Lao Tzu still bit his tongue and committed suicide...... Woo, I can't seem to die...... As a monk, this is also a distress.

In tears, I opened the only small eye that had not yet been completely sealed, and the two rows of shiny little teeth were already in front of me. This girl, why was she born to look harmless to humans and animals, and she is a pit person!

"What do you want?" Evil Jun clung to the straw-like branch, still neither humble nor arrogant. "Husband, you can't be humiliated!"

The beauty smiled, "Then I'll give you a chance to kill yourself, anyway, you have been humiliated by me...... Phew, you dug a pit for the old lady again, so you are a perverted embryo!"

Evil Jun was so depressed that he was about to vomit blood, I~ What the hell did I say......

"You said that you, you have to die and live at every turn, and you are still a master who just talks and doesn't practice, can't you commit suicide? It's still a man, I'm still scolding!" After scolding, he then moved to understand the reason with emotion, "Auntie, I walked through the south, crossed the north, stretched my legs in the pile of dead people, and I have already seen through the life and death of Hongchen." As for you, who have killed people, been a bandit, and drank water in a stinky hut, you should also be a master who can bend and stretch. So be it, I'll be magnanimous, and I won't care about you. But, for the sake of face, you promised to do one thing for me, how about it?"

Ahem Evil Jun's face flickered, he really didn't want to die, but you can't say that......, right? Besides, ninety percent of my life has already been lost to you, isn't that enough?

Although he had been scolded and abused, he could not raise any hatred at this time, and when he saw her, he felt fear from the depths of his soul, like a faithful courtier looking up to his high king!

"What's your name?" she said coldly, glaring at her.

"Evil handsome, evil devil, handsome handsome!" Although he was afraid in his heart, he didn't show it, and he didn't show it, so he had a face......

"Hmm. She nodded slightly, her eyebrows drooped, but the eyeballs under her eyelids were dripping and rolling, and said, "As soon as I heard this name, I knew that I was not a serious person, but fortunately I was here, and you have not set foot too deeply in this evil road, alas, my aunt and grandmother I am still the same rotten good person, it is really distressing, I will take this thankless job." Under my persuasion, you will definitely be able to return to the right path as soon as possible, at least so that you will no longer be harmed by sentient beings for thousands of years, are you willing?"

"I'm ......" The evil man opened his mouth, and found that he didn't know what to say, when did I bring disaster to sentient beings, and how could I harm them for thousands of years? If I agreed, wouldn't I admit it? When the time comes, I will pour out the water of the three rivers and five lakes, and I am afraid that it will be difficult to wash away the injustices of today. If she doesn't agree, her fiery temper must be a bit of flesh and skin.

Evil Jun was thinking about what to do to get the best of both worlds, when he saw the ice beauty raise his eyelids and said, "Well, it seems that you have acquiesced to ......" Evil Jun's face was flushed, this is slander, this is ...... There's really nowhere to judge!

"Don't get excited, you just steal the fun, after some training from me, even a mad dog can cure him into a hundred obedient little flower cats, let alone you? In the future, you will never have to be like a rat crossing the street, understand? In the future, you must be dignified, look up, hold your chest up, and pout your ass like a man, understand?"

She quickly got into the role, and after a lot of hard work, she said that Evil Jun was useless. God, if I were him or her, I would just find a mouse hole and get into it but I would be alive, and what kind of person would I see, this eloquence, this cheekiness, and this resistance......

"Understand" the evil handsome's eyes are shining, his head is drooping, like a rooster who has lost eighteen games in a row, or a hen who has been defeated, and he has really never been more aggrieved than this in his life...... It's too hurtful.

"Hmm. She continued to put up the shelf, "Do you know my aunt's name?"

"Name?" The corners of the evil man's mouth twitched wildly, and he slandered in his heart, if I knew that there was a fierce man like you, wouldn't he just smear oil on the soles of his feet?

"Cough" Ice Beauty's miraculous cheeks flushed a little, and said, "I don't know and don't blame you, even I don't know how many years I've been away from the hustle and bustle." Alas, the way of this world has really changed, and there has never been this kind of half-cut dwarf winter melon in the past when the conditions were so bitter, but I have seen it in this life. I ask you, like you, how much?" she asked, her eyes curved into a pair of crescents, like a ten-thousand-year-old fox, but she asked with the purity of a thirteen-year-old girl.

Evil handsome's scalp is fried, demonic!

"Dare to ask the senior's name!" Evil Jun endured the pain and clenched his fists, and hurriedly interrupted, this old woman's mouth can't be made of a knife, why is it that a mouth is stabbed in Lao Tzu's heart!

"You don't have to be polite, what seniors are not seniors, I thought, you can just call me my aunt and grandmother, and I don't think I'm low. However, since you asked, I don't want to save your face, my aunt, my name is Shangguan Ziling, eh, I haven't used a name for a long time, I really can't remember if you don't ask. Shangguan Ziling pondered for a moment and said.

"Uh, senior. I see that you are really young, and you are clearly seventeen or eighteen years old, if I call you aunt and grandmother, I am afraid that it will humiliate your reputation and call you old, then my sin is too great, even killing me hundreds of times is not enough to atone for my sins. No, I'll call you...... How about Zi Ling's seniors?" Evil Jun was bold and forcibly straightened his tongue and said.

Shangguan Ziling's beautiful eyes glared, "You little rabbit cub, what is the purpose of teasing your aunt and grandmother three times and twice?" Sure enough, the thief's heart is immortal, and evil thoughts are full of evil thoughts, come and come, let me train you well, no matter what, I must pull you back from the abyss of sin, in order to be worthy of this heaven and earth that gives birth to all souls......" She preached again with righteousness and awe-inspiring, but this time she did not come out for a long time, but her eyes were full of joy, and her face was dyed with anxiety. Meaning:

You rabbit cub, your mouth is quite sweet, please intercede with me, I will not embarrass you......

How can you say that Evil Jun is almost two hundred years old, if he is among the people of the world, he is equivalent to an old monster who has lived for three lifetimes, how can he not have this eyesight, and immediately his face was bitter, and he said seriously, "The seniors are angry, what the younger generations say is true, from the bottom of my heart, I look up to the mountains of my predecessors, and I have great respect, and there is no blasphemy at all, and I hope that the seniors will be clear." ”

Shangguan Ziling's eyebrows curled, and he nodded briskly, innocent like a spring of clear water, "I forgive you and don't dare, in that case, you can call me Shangguan Ziling, or Shangguan and Ziling." Actually, I also like the peer arguments, giggles."

Okay, after a few twists and turns, she turned from a beast trainer to a friend of the same generation, which was unexpected by Xie Jun, and Zi Lingdao was also so happy, the height was unbearable, what was good?

"Then the junior is respectful and might as well obey his fate. The evil man beat the snake on the stick, got off the donkey down the slope, smiled with his eyebrows and eyes, and said very flatteringly. After all, the little life is back in his hands.

The two of them were bright and windy at night, and they teased and flattered them in the mass graves, I really don't know who this is for, there is no audience here, except for the new and old graves...... The wind is gusting.

"Evil Jun, have you eaten soul beads?" Shangguan Ziling's face suddenly stiffened, and he said with a straight look.

Could it be that he is sick again? Evil Jun swallowed his mouth and saliva, sweating profusely on his forehead, this aunt is from a background that has changed her face, why is she so fast? Changing her face is nothing, and the key temper has also changed, this aunt is ruthless...... His head fluttered and he shuddered.

"Yes, I got two beads by luck and ate them," Xie Jun said 1510.

As soon as these words came out, he regretted it, only to see Shangguan Ziling's silver teeth clenched, and the bottom of his small face was generally ......;