Chapter 53: How's It! Lao Tzu is a yellow flower boy!
Yelulie's wheat-colored face instantly turned red.
He had heard from his brothers in the barracks that when a man reaches adulthood, he has not touched a woman or visited a kiln, and that is incompetence!
Sex, nothing, energy!
However, since he was a child, Yelulie had heard his mother say that if he met a woman who was happy at first sight, he could have that kind of thing with her.
It's not that Yelulie has any physical cleanliness, it's just that every time he sees a woman, he thinks of his mother's words.
What is rejoicing at first sight, he has never encountered it!
Coupled with the busy affairs in the army, I don't have the heart to think about these messy things at all.
At this time, the little princess looked stunned, and thought that she was being ridiculed.
He gritted his teeth and said, "How! Lao Tzu is a yellow flower boy! No real combat experience! But don't look down on Lao Tzu, as long as you want, Lao Tzu is more than enough to satisfy you! Or ......"
"Jereh!"
Before he finished his arrogant words, he suddenly felt a delicate and soft little person in his arms.
Yun Chunuan is so excited!
So much so that he was very impulsive, and he had no time to think at all, and his body hugged his neck without the consent of his brain, and the whole person hung on his body like a koala.
"You...... What's crazy? Can't wait to try it? Yelulie was shocked by the enthusiasm of the little Jiaojiao, and her wheat-colored face suddenly flushed.
But he was not to be outdone, and he talked a lot.
was slapped on the mouth by Yun Chunuan.
He raised his eyebrows, and was about to get angry, but he saw her with a pair of big watery eyes and a solemn face, "Now, answer my question, don't tell a single word of lie!" ”
She's so pretty!
Even if he looks like a flower-faced cat at the moment, in Yelulie's opinion, it is still beautiful!
How can it be so beautiful?!
Is this still human?
Every time he looks at it, his heart will sink an inch.
A pair of big hands that didn't show any interest couldn't help but hug her slender waist, afraid that she would fall.
It's so fine, so thin that he can break it with one hand.
Yelulie couldn't help but start to make up for it, and he pinched her little waist......
Yun Chunuan didn't know that this color embryo was in his heart again.
Just asked with a serious face: "Are you serious, have you never touched any woman?" ”
"So what? Isn't it? Important to you? ”
Yelulie still didn't get the little princess's point, so he didn't understand.
Yun Chunuan nodded vigorously, "Very!" Very, very, very, very important! ”
Woooooo
All right!
She admits that she is just moved by this stinky brute!
It's the first time!
For the first time, I realized what it means to be liked!
The sour and astringent feeling made her dare not touch it......
She was afraid, afraid that she would really fall into his tenderness, and fall in love without hesitation, and in the end, it was herself who was bruised all over her body.
Where will a stallion be devoted to a woman?
Yun Chunuan doesn't think that he has this charm, no matter how beautiful this skin is, it will only be fresh for a while.
Isn't that how it is played on TV?
If he is tired of it, then she is really called the sky and the earth in this place where the birds don't.
Yelulie stared at the eyes that haunted him without blinking......
The tip of the upturned little nose is slightly red, so cute that you want to take a bite.
The fleshy lips were pursed, but they couldn't help but tremble.
She seemed scared, worried, that her answer would disappoint her.
Suddenly, Jereh was enlightened.
His little daughter-in-law...... Doesn't it matter which woman's room he went to, but ...... Do you care if his body is clean or not?
Fuck it! He also thought that Xiao Jiaojiao disliked him for having no actual combat experience!
Rejoice!
Holding the delicate waist with one hand, and comparing the very standard swearing posture with the other, "I, Yelulie, swear to the sky, to the earth, and to my parents in the middle!" Never touched any woman! I haven't even pulled my hand! Not right......"
He changed his tune suddenly.
Seeing that the little delicate willow eyebrows gradually wrinkled, he hurriedly said: "I pulled you, kissed you, touched you, and ......."
Before she finished speaking, she was blocked by her soft little hand.
"I don't count!"
She raised her small chin slightly, and her face was rude and willful, Yelulie looked at it, but she didn't get bored, but laughed heartily.
In the little princess's gradually annoyed gaze, she hurriedly continued to say good-naturedly, "Okay, you don't count!" There is no woman but you! Lao Tzu doesn't lie, if there is, there is! Man, what is it if you have slept with a few women? ”
Yun Chunuan: "......"
Good Yelulie, but he has a long mouth!
The little princess had just been happy and snickered because of his 'yellow flower boy', and he casually said, 'What is the matter if you have slept with a few women'......
emmm, okay.
Probably the minds of ancient people. That's it.
Plus this straight man of steel......
Yun Chunuan had no choice but to support her forehead, she was probably going to become a dream transformer in the future.
However, this did not affect Yun Chunuan's happiness at all!
It's true, it's really fun!
So happy that she couldn't help but drop a kiss on the plump M lips of the barbarian general.
This man, from now on, is hers!
No matter how many women are staring, it's because they don't have the ability to take him down before her!
Then, don't blame her for being unkind~
Whoever dares to rob it, call it all back!
Yelulie's amber eyes glared at the boss, and his eyes were full of disbelief.
He didn't quite understand the sudden changes of the little princess, let alone her mental journey.
It's just a sudden kiss, like a flintstone, and with a light touch, it completely ignites him.
Putting Xiao Jiaojiao on the couch, he leaned forward, wanting to deepen the kiss, and even asking for more.
She smiled and stepped back, hugged his neck, and said coquettishly, "Yelulie, let's come to the third chapter of the law!" ”
Jereh: "? ”
He vaguely felt that something was wrong.
However, the little Jiaojiao's smile is so beautiful!
It was so beautiful that he couldn't help but be intoxicated.
is to plunge into the two pear vortexes, and drown willingly.
So, Jereth nodded stupidly.
"Okay, as long as you don't get angry and don't run away anymore, make an appointment!"
"Don't run away."
Yun Chunuan squinted at the crescent moon.
Sigh softly, softly in your heart: I may ...... It's true...... I've got a crush on you......