159, husband and wife thief
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With her was Liang Shangshan, and the two of them secretly walked from the boat to the open space behind Liu Sanmei's house.
Liu Sanmei is a lazy person, and the backyard is empty, and only a small piece is planted with some Chinese cabbage.
"This Liu Sanmei is really lazy, she doesn't plant anything, and the cabbage field is about to rot."
Zhang Guixiang looked around with a pair of eyes, and did not forget to complain about Liu Sanmei.
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and finish your errands in the old family, go home and sleep!"
Liang Shangshan was a little impatient, if Zhang Guixiang hadn't had to pull him out with him, he would be sleeping soundly in bed at this time.
The husband and wife walked towards the Liang family, but they were stopped by fences, but fortunately, these fences were not very high, so they were already within Zhang Guixiang's plan.
"You hold my ass, I'll crawl over first."
Zhang Guixiang said to Liang Shangshan, but Liang Shangshan shouted at Zhang Guixiang in a low voice: "What? Do you want me to trust you? You're not afraid of accidents, I'm afraid of being crushed to death by you! ”
Zhang Guixiang has a fat body of almost 200 pounds, no wonder Liang Shangshan is afraid.
Zhang Guixiang twisted Liang Shangshan: "When I was doing that, you kept letting me sit on it!" ”
it! This conversation seems to be a bit big-scale.
Liang Shangshan disagreed, and Zhang Guixiang could only take a step back: "Okay, I'll ask you to come over, you go to the yard and get the bicycle first." ”
Liang Shangshan agreed, as soon as Zhang Guixiang squatted down, he stepped on her two shoulders, but as soon as Zhang Guixiang stood up, Liang Shangshan didn't stand firmly, and fell to the ground with a snap.
"Oh, you want to fall me to death, you're stupid, but remind me first!"
Liang Shangshan fell not lightly this time, and he grinned in pain.
Seeing this, Zhang Guixiang came up and covered his mouth with a slap: "Why are you so loud?" What should I do if someone finds out? What we're going to do isn't a glorious thing! ”
Yo, Zhang Guixiang actually knew that what he was doing was not a glorious thing.
Liang Shangshan consciously lost his words and covered his mouth with his hand.
As the saying goes, what you are afraid of, as soon as Liang Shangshan closed his mouth, three people rushed out of Liu Sanmei's house from the back door.
Liu Sanmei, Liu Shibao, and Zhou Qiaomei's whole family did not fall behind, and they all rushed out, not even wearing much clothes, Liu Shibao was even naked, and only wore a big pair of pants on the lower body.
"You killer of a thousand knives, you finally let the old lady catch it!"
Liu Sanmei shouted and rushed towards Zhang Guixiang and Liang Shangshan, still holding a rolling pin in her hand.
Since the last time the feces in the thatched house were inexplicably stolen, Liu Sanmei often had insomnia at night, always thinking about catching the thief who had been stabbed a thousand times.
Tonight, too, Liu Sanmei turned over in bed for most of the night, and when she saw that she was finally about to fall asleep, she suddenly heard a sound behind the house.
Looking through the window, there were two people behind her house, sneaky.
Liu Sanmei didn't shout in a hurry, picked up the rolling pin next to the bed, ran to the door of her son and daughter-in-law's room first, woke up Liu Shibao and his wife, and then led the husband and wife out of the back door.
When Zhang Guixiang and Liang Shangshan saw this posture, they secretly shouted badly, and immediately panicked.
In fact, Zhang Guixiang wanted to explain to Liu Sanmei very much: "We are not here to steal your things, you continue to go back to sleep." ”
But when it came to the end, the two of them could only hug their heads and run away.