Chapter 150: The Story of Your Life

Jyoti the Dryad has two hobbies.

One is to eat elves.

The second is to pretend to be looking for a husband, and then after the other party racks his brains to come up with a bad story, he turns into his real form and says that you are amazing! You're the husband I want!

Most of the people who come will be so frightened that they will run away without looking back.

There are also some people who look at the treasures, pluck up the courage to smile, and try to ask for gifts.

Jyoti will give each other a large treasure chest.

What's in the chest?

An adult pearl man-eating crab!

The pearls on its back are very valuable, and they are indeed precious treasures in Shanghai.

It's just that this beautiful piranha crab is also usually cranky, especially after being kept in a box for many years.

If the opponent is lucky enough to survive in the hand of the treasure chest, then move on to the next link.

Jyoti will give him a sword and tell him that it is the sword of the great king. Hold it and you can become a great ruler!

However, this sword was sealed by the old gods, so the blood of the "Fairy of the Lake" was needed to regain the power of the Excalibur.

Once the power is restored, the Sword of Kings will turn the wielder into a demigod at once, becoming the absolute monarch of this southern continent.

At this point, Jyoti will deliberately show flaws.

Whether it's pretending to be asleep, being injured and weak, or saying that you're reversing your spells, you must rest and not be disturbed...... Create all kinds of opportunities for the opponent to sneak up and assassinate.

As soon as the other party stabs himself with a sword, Jyoti will squeeze out the tears that have been brewing for a long time.

"Why? Why...... Why do this to me! ”

Just when the other person is triumphant, Jyoti will kill the other person.

"Accept my righteous sanctions! Negative people! ”

The negative person falls in regret and pain.

The lonely woman put away the fake sword and continued to search for a home......

In this way, the story of the female dryad and her husband will continue forever and never end.

It's just that recently, Jyoti has been hiding in the sea and hasn't come out much.

The general environment is not good.

A god came to the forest, shrouded in a white mist, unable to see his true face. The aura and oppression of the other party made Jyoti afraid.

However, the focus of the gods seems to be on the elves and the elven lake, but they don't focus on themselves.

Although, strictly speaking, dryads are also elves.

It's just that the elves never thought so, and there was no second dryad on this land.

Jyoti thought it was strange.

Elves love trees, but they hate dryads.

Isn't the dryad the tree that grows up to be smarter?

Later, she gradually understood.

Elves prefer clumsy wood, as trees are unthreatening, giving them the power of the forest elementals and being transformed and directed at will.

If it's too smart, the elves won't like it.

Jyoti felt very unfair.

Why can't a tree stand up? Why does the tree have to listen to the elves?

Jyoti decided to take a bad breath out for all the trees.

She controls the symbiotic woods, crossing each other with her roots underground, burrowing into the Elven Lake. In this way, each elf returns to the elven lake after death, and she sucks and eats the elves through the roots of the tree, realizing what the elves are thinking and what their lives are like.

Most of the elves were even more stupid than she thought, and each one of them was very similar, which was really boring.

Jyoti looked out.

Those alien adventurers are much more interesting than elves.

So there is a super long continuous stage play of the dryad and the negative person.

……

Not long ago, Jyoti had met a man of great courage. He was looking for a slave trader who seemed to have a very old look.

It's a pity that the other party has no intention of participating in the negative person's drama at all.

This made Jyoti deeply regretful.

If you forcibly force the other party, it will not only ruin your interest, but also frighten others and damage your reputation as the legend of the [Fairy in the Lake].

Ultimately.

Jyoti goes around looking for other people's stories and making her own, also for fun.

Living alone for hundreds of years, I always get bored.

Just as Jyoti was about to avoid the divine might of the gods and hide in the sea to avoid the limelight, a group of people suddenly found the beach where she was.

The first one was the same man who was looking for a slave trader before, and it seemed that he had found help. In addition to a young man in black, there were several heavily armed dwarves in the back.

Jyoti was amused.

The key to winning the fairy in the lake is not to rely on the number of people.

"Hello? Excuse me, are you a fairy in the lake? ”

It was the young man among them who spoke.

His skin is a little dark, and he looks like he's been walking outside all year round. He wore a black robe, carried a bag wrapped in sheepskin, and had a shiny conch around his waist.

What impressed Jyoti the most was that the other party would focus on his eyes when he spoke, and he was very serious.

The young man asked, "Storytelling, can you really get treasures from you?" ”

"Of course."

So the other party spoke.

Many years later, Jyoti will remember that little story.

"In Yaocheng on the Western Continent, there is a young man named Mu Ke. He falls in love with a beautiful girl, and he must roll the dice to win the girl's favor......"

“…… In the end, he lost to another beloved woman, and until he died, he could no longer speak. He can only ask the other party, is my game bad? ”

"The girl who wasn't young anymore said, no, I think it's good, it's interesting."

"He became a ghost of the theater, waiting for his game to be brought to the stage."

"This is the story of [The Phantom of the Opera]."

Jyoti couldn't listen to it.

She handed the young man a gem: "One more." ”

The young man happily accepted the gem and told her one story after another...... Until the sky turns white and the sun rises over the sea.

That's when Jyoti realized that something was wrong.

The process is wrong!

"Would you like to be my husband?" Jyoti returns to the topic.

"This ...... You're rich, right? The other party asked cautiously.

"Of course!"

"Then I do!"

“……”

Jyoti thought it was a little weird.

This guy is with himself entirely for money, and I don't know whether to say frank or too poor.

"Because I have to travel everywhere, if I don't have money, I have to work all the way, which is a waste of time." The other party explained: "If you have money, can you support me to travel everywhere?" ”

"I'm going to tell everything I saw and heard along the way."

The man opened the sheepskin package and handed her a thick book: "Can you understand the Yao script?" It's full of stories and legends that I've written down along the way through three cities. ”

"But there are many more whose stories have not yet been told. They did amazing deeds, they needed to be documented, and I wanted to write everyone's stories. ”

Jyoti glanced at it, and half of the thick book was densely packed with words.

She transformed, and the appearance of a fairy dressed in white disappeared without a trace. His skin turned turquoise, and his eyes turned orange, with only a few black pupils inside.

The female dryad was covered in incantations all over her skin, and crows circled around her.

Jyoti spat out her tongue like a snake hyacinth and sneered, "Are you still willing to be my husband now?" ”

"Yes!"

The other party replied without hesitation.

Jyoti thought to herself, this guy is very bold.

So she made a move, and a large treasure chest flew out of the sea.

"Too much, too much."

The man waved his hand: "I'm going to travel everywhere, you just need to give me a little money." I can't move so much. ”

“……”

Jyoti was a little stumped.

This guy came prepared.

Next, there's the Sword of Kings.

Jyoti pulled out the golden sword and spoke of the strength and power that the sword of kings carried. However, the other party didn't seem to like it very much, and even yawned a little absent-mindedly.

Instead, the three dwarves in the back whispered. They spoke in tongues, but Jyoti was very intelligent, so he could understand it with a little listening.

"Is this sword made of gold? It's too layman, the sword made of gold breaks when you touch it, it collapses softly, this thing is useless at all. ”

"Even if it's gilding, it's not good, this fairy is not good at iron, and she doesn't know how to smelt and cast."

"She's supposed to be a novice, you see she's so thin, her arms are like dry branches, and she's big enough to choke with a hammer."

"I don't see any stoves around, and the gold on this sword is probably fake."

"Fake at a glance."

Jyoti clenched her fists in anger.

These damn dwarfs are going to pick thorns!

Calm down, calm down, Jyoti!

You are a wise and elegant dryad.

She looked at the main owner in front of her, and kept a smile on her face.

The man shook his head at the sword: "I don't want to conquer anyone......"

"I've been a slave before, I've been beaten, I've been scolded, and I hope there will never be a slave in the world again."

He smiled and said, "Whether it is a prophet or a hero, a monster or a mortal, you must want to be remembered and praised." ”

"Only the gods live forever, immortal. We are born lonely and small, and we will always be drowned in the river of time, and it would be a lucky reward if we could be recorded as a story. ”

“……”

Jyoti listened with a bit of melancholy.

"What's your name?"

"Pava."

"Good, Pawa. From this day onwards, you have a wife. I'll give you money to tell my story and that of everyone, would you? ”

"I ...... Willing. ”

"I'll eat you when you're going to die, so I can get the story of your life. Would you like that? ”

"Is that so? It's pretty good, too. ”

Pawa scratched her head and said, "On the island where I live, there is a group of people next to it, and the wife will eat her husband to raise the children. It's not easy to raise a child. ”

Jyoti sighed.

What a stupid man.

"It's time for you to go. Go to the forest, walk all the way north of the Elven Lake, and there are gems, pearls, and agate under a pile of rocks, take them and go. ”

"Huh? But we've just just gotten married. Pawa was stunned.

"I'll let you go!"

If you don't leave, you'll suffer the wrath of the gods.

Jyoti looked into the distance.

The blurred white shadow of the gods had descended, and the chilling aura she felt was incomparably clear.

The monsters in the forest are all eyeing themselves.

The gods must have discovered what they had done to the elves and the elven lake early in the morning.

In the end, I got a different story.

Jyoti was satisfied.

Suddenly the sun fell from the sky, encircling Jyoti and Pava, shining warmly on them, and the place suddenly became the focus of the surroundings.

A blindfolded woman in black flew into the sky.

She rode her wand and landed lightly.

The woman in black whispered, "This is the blessing of the gods to your husband and wife. ”

"Thank you very much!" Pava said excitedly.

Jyoti was stunned for a moment, and quickly knelt on the ground like Pawa did, expressing his gratitude.

"Finally, lift the curse on the Elven Lake. The gods have forgiven you, Jyoti. The woman in black said.

Jyoti hurriedly said, "Yes, okay...... Yes, sir! I am extremely grateful to the gods for their kindness. ”

She looked at the young man next to her.

If you have a baby with this guy, will you give birth to a small tree, or a little baby?

Or is it the treehead people running around?

And a tree with a human head?

It feels like it's so troublesome...... Jyoti had a bit of a headache.

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