Chapter 3 To live a long and healthy life
Throwing out a [E-class cleaning charm] at random, Eno watched a flash of light flicker in front of him, and a phantom-like Japanese maid walked out.
The maid's face was blurred, with a white hairpin, black dress and white skirt and pantyhose, bowed to Eno, then picked up the broom and mop that appeared out of thin air in the corner of the wall and began to clean.
Of course, this is Eno's perspective, and the E-class runes are not enough to create an illusion that other people can also see, but for a small pleasure after work, it is still enough.
Outsiders could only see the dust on the ground being blown into the corner in a gentle breeze, and then held up by the invisible big hands and placed in the garbage can.
Then, the water pipe in the house spouted water automatically, and the water flowed down a fixed road, overflowing the entire hut, rippling and removing stubborn stains from the ground.
Eno walked out of the shop, pulled down the curtains, locked it, and then walked calmly towards the city.
In summer, Zhongzhou City is unbearably hot, and it is not cool even in the evening, but after all, this is the largest base city within a radius of thousands of miles.
The streets are still full of people.
Under the neon lights of high-rise buildings, luxury cars with a sense of science and technology are parallel to strange-looking monsters, knights in armor and swords and dragons and phoenixes are staggered, and girls in cool clothes and old men with fairy wind bones salute each other.
This is the era of national job transfer and a hundred flowers blooming, and various professional cultures collide and intertwine, and the colors are gorgeous.
When passing by Wanfeng Plaza in Zhongzhou City, the temperature dropped suddenly, and the cold water vapor made the body and mind a lot happy.
Without him, there are many female career changers from the water system gathered here.
It is well known that a water system job changer will have a lot of water in itself.
And water is also very nourishing, so the female transferees of the water system are all fair-skinned and delicate, with good faces and proud figures.
White Blossom's thighs were exposed to the air, and even the miniskirt robe could be seen, reminding Eno to occasionally raise his head from the tedious work of making talismans to see the wonderful world.
"That's great, thanks to the Warband Alliance."
Eno sighed.
One of the backgrounds of the nation's job change is the resurgence of demons, countless spatial cracks suddenly appear all over the world, and endless ghosts and demons emerge from them, who either regard humans as food or human beings as playthings, and the world order collapses under their overwhelming power.
To counter them, the world's former workers have banded together to form the Warband Alliance.
Each warband is composed of warriors, controllers, nurses, assassins and other demobilized people, who under the unified command of the warband alliance to hunt demons, spend decades, sacrifice millions of people, successfully regain living space, establish the world's twenty-nine base cities, and shelter billions of people.
Walking to the side of the road, Eno casually hailed a taxi.
In fact, if he wanted to, he could use a [E-level Lu Pegasus Talisman] to ride a Lu horse to swagger through the market, but it would cost at least a hundred yuan, and the blood would be lost.
You know, 300 yuan is enough to go to the red light alley to listen to a song.
The taxi quickly arrived at the neighborhood where Eno was located.
Garden of Happiness.
Not high-end and not low-grade.
The deceased parents left Jiang Ye a 100-square-meter house and a grandfather here, which can be regarded as a well-off family.
Walk into the house.
The room is very noisy, and in the living room, the 24-inch LCD TV is playing the anti-demon drama.
It tells the story of four anti-demon heroes tearing devils and demons, although the logic doesn't make sense, but it's very cool.
Jiang Ye's grandfather, the gray-haired Jiang Daye watched it with relish, holding a half-gnawed elbow in his left hand and a little five liters of Coca-Cola in his right hand.
Jiang Daye.
Eno's uncle.
It is said that he used to be a soldier of an A-level war group, and he also went up the knife mountain and went down to the sea, but he was injured too much, and he quit the war group ten years ago, went home to retire, and became an old man who watched old ladies dance in the streets and alleys and walked birds in the park.
His spirit is very full, and his eyes are bright, not at all like an old man in his sixties and seventies.
Although Jiang Daye stared at the TV, he also noticed that Jiang Ye was back, and said without twisting his head: "Have you eaten?" ”
"No, I'm not too hungry."
"That's good, I don't want to do it for you anyway."
Jiang Daye bit his elbow again, and the fragrance rushed into Jiang Ye's nostrils, causing the latter's index finger to move.
"I'm hungry now." Eno said.
Jiang Daye tilted his head and patted his ears: "What are you talking about, I can't hear clearly." ”
Eno: "......"
Jiang Daye said again: "Xiao Feng has also awakened his profession, he is a [B-level gun fighter], and he has been picked up by someone sent by the Gun Skills Department of the Combat College of Zhongzhou University overnight, and it is said that he is going to do a deep potential test. ”
"Oh?"
Eno frowned slightly, but didn't say anything.
From the bottom of his heart, he didn't want his younger brother to awaken to the combat profession, it was too dangerous.
The younger brother is aggressive by nature, likes to be a hero, and since he was a child, he listened to his grandfather brag, and fantasized about hacking the S-level demon king to death every day, which is very uneasy.
"Actually," Jiang Daye took a big sip of Coke, "a warrior is okay, and he doesn't have to die, and my fifteen warrior friends have lived to two now." ”
The corners of Eno's mouth twitched.
He entered his brother and his room, walked to the table, and pulled open the drawer.
"Well, it's not bad, I know to get some runes for backup."
In the drawer, there are some various runes made by Eno, and there are all of them to enhance their combat effectiveness and save their lives.
Just looking at it, Eno suddenly realized that something was not right.
“...... Huh? ”
returned to the living room with a dark face and sat quietly beside Jiang Daye.
casually took out a [D-rank Great Tonic Pill Talisman], and the rich vitality on it was entangled.
With a hard beat, it hit Jiang Daye's back, the words on the runes melted like ice, and the rolling spiritual power penetrated into Jiang Daye's internal organs, treating old injuries and replenishing yang energy.
The emerald green light lit up and dimmed, and Jiang Daye's face became a little ruddy.
Jiang Ye's eyes were gloomy: "Grandpa, you take it easy." ”
Long.
Jiang Daye didn't seem to be able to bear Jiang Ye's gaze, and spread his hands.
"Oh, Ono, you know me, nothing happened to me and Aunt Li who was dancing in the square next door!"
“......”
"How can you look at me like this, you know, Xiao Feng has grown up after all, it's time to have a girlfriend, and taking a few spear buff runes will help him improve his charm!"
“......”
"What do you think of the two granddaughters of Aunt Li's family, I think it's very suitable to be your sister."
“......”
"Okay...... Do you still have spear buff runes? Give me a few of them, I've loved guns since I was a kid. ”
Eno: "Impossible. ”
You're not pretending, are you?
"Ono, if you say so, grandpa, I can't stand it, the world is too bitter, I'd better find my old comrades-in-arms!"
Jiang Daye was in a hurry.
"You know, grandpa has a lot of old injuries, maybe he will leave that day, life is short, be happy in time!"
"You said that ten years ago."
Jiang Ye looked at Jiang Daye and was slightly speechless.
However, I have to admit that the genes of the Lao Jiang family are cows, and the men are all 1.85 meters tall, with an angular appearance, and they are born with a good skin.
Especially in Eno's generation, his appearance has reached the peak.
Don't talk about himself, talk about his younger brother Jiang Feng, Jiang Ye saw with his own eyes that the girl who handed him a love letter on his birthday lined up from the door of the house to the zebra crossing downstairs, and all of them were white-skinned and beautiful with long legs.
Although Jiang Daye is sixty or seventy years old, and there are scars on his face, he looks like forty or fifty, with a refined appearance, full of white hair, wearing a rose-red suit, a rose on his chest, and a pair of black-framed glasses, which can charm a rich woman in her thirties and forties.
Speaking of which, Jiang Daye experienced the pain of losing his son and the death of his comrades in his later years, and he can still be firm and optimistic until now, which has a lot to do with the fact that he is essentially an LSP.
The old mantra is:
"If you want to live a long and healthy life, smoke, drink and eat fatty meat."
"Go to bed late and wake up late, don't exercise, and make friends with the opposite sex."