438, raise a dog to bark [2/2]
Looking at this white pink face, Yi Yun was startled, and shouted loudly: "Oh, where did the female goblin come from, hurry up and kill it with three sticks!"
He screamed so strangely, although the people of the liver Fu family couldn't understand the big cute language, they could also see that he didn't like this little girl.
Hefu Kansu is really depressed to get home, his daughter, is a famous beauty in Southern Kyushu, I don't know how many daimyo and samurai sons want to marry her, but Hefu Kansu is a little reluctant, he wants to marry his daughter to a strong ally who is most suitable for him, so he has kept her and not sent her out. I didn't expect His Royal Highness the Honorable Lord from the Great Meng Kingdom to take a look at it and jump up like seeing a monster, this ......
Liver Fu Jian continued to ask Seaweed a little aggrieved: "Your Highness Seawe, is there something wrong with my daughter, why doesn't His Royal Highness like it?"
Nori covered her mouth and laughed: "Look at my face...... I didn't apply white powder...... Your daughter is smeared with a thick layer of white powder, understand?"
"But...... If you don't apply white powder, you won't look like a nobleman...... "Liver Fu continued to be serious and authentic.
Oda Nori spread his hands: "Do you want to use a white face to show that you are a nobleman, or do you want to get a strong backer to make your strength worthy of the identity of a nobleman?"
"Understood!" Liver Fu turned his head to his daughter and ordered: "Yun Ji, go wash your face and come out again!"
He was tossing his daughter there, but Yi Yun hadn't agreed to let him take refuge in him, he flattened his mouth and began to think carefully, whether to kill the liver directly, or kill it directly. Or just kill it?
It's really the best to kill it, anyway, after killing him, I can also take possession of his daughter, wahahaha! This evil thought turned around in Yiyun's mind twice, and the image of the Japanese house action movie he had seen in the later life jumped into his mind. Kill all the people who pay for the liver. And then take his daughter over and play with it evilly, what a plot of a love action movie!
Yi Yun thought evilly for a while, but Jiecao-kun told him that this kind of thing could only be thought about, not done. Once it is done, it is not a matter of discipline, but of personality. A person can be without discipline, but not without personality. So...... It's better to kill his daughter too.
Yi Yun was about to give an order to Li Chengyu, when he suddenly saw Li Chengyu take the initiative to lean over, and whispered in his ear: "Lord Wang, the last general thinks." You can take the liver as a puppet. ”
"Why do you want to collect it? It's so convenient to kill it directly, and it saves worry and effort. Iyunqi said.
Li Chengyu shook his head and said, "It's better to raise a loyal dog to help us bite people than to kill a dog and eat dog meat." What's more, as you can see, the Shimazu army also has firecrackers, and our army is fighting against the Shimazu army. Although it can win by a large advantage, it is inevitable that some soldiers will be killed and injured by the opponent's firecrackers, which is too cost-effective. If we have a loyal dog rushing to the front to help block the bullets, our army can bombard the rear unharmed. ”
When Yi Yun heard this, he immediately felt reasonable. In this battle with Shimazu. Due to the small number of riflemen, after a round of sniping, it became a battle between the main gunmen and the gunners. Although the Yiyun side has the advantage of numbers, the battle between hot weapons and hot weapons is really inevitable. Yi Yun also suffered a slight loss in this battle, and he also planned to make up for the loss by re-promoting some house slave soldiers with the Rising Mansion.
If you think about it, you will inevitably have to fight against Shimazu in the future, or against the daimyo such as Oda Nobunaga, Date Masamune, and Saga Sunichi, who are famous for their iron cannons. Then when the fire is fired, there will be casualties among the men. If you have a loyal dog in front to block the bullets, it will be much more comfortable. ...,
During World War II, when Fusang invaded our Celestial Empire, didn't they also raise something called the "puppet army" to be cannon fodder? The combat effectiveness of the puppet army did not need to be very high, and it only needed to be responsible for doing dirty work and tiring work. Fusang can raise a puppet army, and I can raise it too!
Yi Yun figured this out, and suddenly brightened, and then looked at the liver in front of him, and felt that he was not so annoying that he had to kill, and a smile suddenly appeared on his face: "Well, I thought about it for a while, and I think that the liver Fu family is good friends, okay, I promise to accept the liver payment family, and in the future, please stand in the camp of my wife Oda Nori and fight against the sixth day demon king Oda Nobunaga together." ”
Nori helped translate the past,. Liver payment and renewal!
Yi Yun continued to read in pieces: "But it's not necessary to give my daughter or something, I have a lot of wives, I don't want a white-faced monster." ”
This sentence was not translated by seaweed, she pulled Rai Yun's sleeve and whispered, "Xianggong...... This is a must. ”
"Huh, why?" said Ivan.
"In our Fusang Warring States, when the daimyo become allies, they must marry or exchange a hostage, if they refuse to marry the other party, then there is only an exchange of hostages, and the liver will pay for his son and hand it over to us, you have to help him raise his son, otherwise the liver Fu family will feel that you don't really want to form an alliance with them, and they won't work hard to help you. Oda Nori explained seriously: "I know that Xianggong is not interested in helping people raise sons, but only helping people raise daughters, hehe." ”
"Dizzy, what kind of shit custom is this?" said Iyun Khan.
"It's really a bit ......," Seaweed flattened her mouth and said, "But that's how we are here, didn't the Xianggong help me restore the country, didn't he marry me first......?" In fact, Xianggong can also accept this custom. ”
"Okay...... Yi Yun smiled bitterly and said, "After marrying that white-faced monster, throw it in the back garden, and we will ignore her again." ”
As soon as Yi Yun's voice fell, he suddenly saw the people of the Liver Fu family shouting, it turned out that it was a white-faced goblin who washed his face, re-touched up his light makeup, and came over to greet him again. Everyone only felt that their eyes were bright, and a jade-like villain appeared in front of them, with small lips, melon seed face, soft temperament, and long hair like a waterfall, which made people's appetite move when they saw it.
"Concubine body liver Fuyun!" The little beauty knelt down in front of Yi Yun and performed the Fusang standard kneeling salute.
"Ahem!" Yi Yun coughed dryly, his face was straight, righteous and solemn, and he continued very seriously at the liver: "Are you just going to marry this daughter to me as a marriage?"
Liver Fu continued to nod.
"Uh-huh!" Yi Yun said with a righteous face, "Okay, although it's a little ugly, but I can barely accept it." From today on, you are a vassal of my family, and I will help you deal with your old enemy Shimazu, and you will also help me do a good job. ”
"Great!" Liver Fu is also overjoyed, he actually got the approval of the prince so quickly, it is really a big profit.
After a simple alliance under the city, Yi Yun was treated as a guest by the Liver Fu family and invited into the Liver Fu City. Liver Fu continued to hold a banquet, invited Yi Yun, Chen Yuanyuan, Li Chengyu and others to the seat, and then put out the most luxurious food that the Liver Fu family could put out.
Yi Yun was taken aback when he saw this "luxurious" food. I saw a small square table in front of everyone, and there was a large tray on the table, and there were several small plates in the tray, one of which was a small steamed fish as small as a finger, and a small dish of soy sauce was placed next to it. Another plate had a few greens, another with some pickles, and then a bowl of white rice, with a small cup and a small wine bottle with some rice wine in it, and nothing else.
Nima, is this what the daimyo eats? Yiyun Khan, the ordinary people in Nanjing City, my Dameng country, eat a higher grade than this, at least a little pig's head meat or something. ...,
Yun Ji knelt at Yi Yun's table, she picked up the wine bottle, held it with both hands, and helped Yi Yun pour wine, her expression and movements were extremely humble, seeing that Yi Yun was fluting, she said in a flattering voice: "My lord, you have a drink!"
It's a pity that the beauty's flattery Yi Yun didn't understand, and only saw her winking at herself. Yi Yun was a little unhappy, stretched out his chopsticks to pick up the small fish with the size of his fingers, threw it into his mouth, and clicked it, and the fish bones were all chewed by Yi Yun.
It's unpalatable!
Yi Yun really can't cry or laugh, Lao Tzu is a dignified and cute prince, he wears gold and jade every day, and eats delicacies from the mountains and seas, Nima came to Fusang, a broken place, and a big meal is actually like this, this broken place is really undertrained!
Yun Ji saw that he had eaten the fish, her brows furrowed like that, and she could see that something was wrong, Fusang woman, the strongest ability is to observe her man, try her best to be considerate, she hurriedly whispered: "Be careful of fish bones, don't get stuck!"
Poor woman, Yi Yun still didn't understand what she said, and she couldn't even tell that she was flattering herself. He looked left and right, just to see that the liver Fu family was not pleasing to the eye, so forget about this banquet.
Yi Yun waved his hand and stood up and said, "I'm full...... You eat first, I'll go up to the castle tower to see the sights, but I haven't been to the castle tower in Fuso yet. ”
He didn't care if the people of the liver Fu family were happy or not, he stood up and left. This time, the people who paid the liver to the family were shocked half to death, how could the guests leave before the meal began? Is this a declaration of war?
Oda Nori hurriedly helped to explain to the liver Fu Kanesu: "I ate on the way to my father-in-law, and the habit of the big buddy country is to leave the table when you are full, which is the respect for the master's family." ”
"Oh, I see!" the people of the Liver Fu family breathed a sigh of relief.
Yi Yun didn't look behind him, ran up to the castle tower, found a corner to hide, and then reached out in his arms and touched it, and took out a bag of pastries, which are Suzhou-style sweets, this big bag has all kinds of delicious food, such as sugar pine nuts, zongzi sugar, pouring slices, three-color pine nut gummies, crispy pine sugar, pine nut and southern jujube candy, etc., he took out a piece of zongzi candy from it, threw it into his mouth, chewed it twice, and finally eliminated the unpalatable fishy smell in his mouth.
"Phew, Jinnyima is not a human life!" Yi Yun wiped his sweat.
At this moment, a woman suddenly exclaimed from behind him: "It's sugar!" It turned out that Yun Ji also followed.