Lu Xiaofeng was lying on the bed with a large glass of wine on his chest.

The wine did not spill, for he lay there, not even moving, and looked almost like a dead man, and his eyes never opened.

His eyebrows are very thick, his eyelashes are very long, and he has two handfuls of mustache on his mouth, which are neatly trimmed, and it looks like two handfuls of eyebrows, and people in the rivers and lakes say that Lu Xiaofeng has four eyebrows, two of which are his beards.

This is a unique beard in the world, and everyone who sees it can't help but take a closer look.

He also has a very eccentric drinking posture.

Taking a deep breath, the wine glass on his chest was immediately sucked by him, and the full glass of wine in the cup was also immediately sucked into his mouth, and with a "grunt", it was in his stomach, and there was not a drop left.

He exhaled again, and the glass immediately returned to its original place, and it was not bad.

In the past, there would be a Qinglou Oiran or a famous lady who poured wine for him, but today he could only pour himself a drink, and hold the wine jug with one hand, as if as soon as he released it, the wine jug would fly.

The flask, of course, will not fly, but will be snatched away.

Snatched away by Li Jinyu!

Li Jinyu looked at Lu Xiaofeng, who was lazy, as if he was lying on the corpse, and said with a smile: "You guy, you are not in a hurry at all when you respond to other people's affairs?" ”

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Aren't you here, with your eldest son Hu, what else can't be done!" Oh, by the way, you are still some kind of Gao Gongzi and Chen Gongzi. ”

Li Jinyu and Lu Xiaofeng knew each other, and when they first met, Li Jinyu was wearing the vest of "Hu Bayi".

In fact, Li Jinyu is really not to blame for this.

The two got acquainted in Yunnan and infiltrated the secret place of the Five Immortals Sect together, and secretly drank the secret treasure of the town sect "Five Treasures Nectar Wine".

The Five Immortals Sect, also known as the Five Poisons Sect, is full of poisonous insects and poisonous weeds, giving people a feeling of "Yunnan Worm Valley".

Li Jinyu thought it was funny, so she put on Hu Bayi's vest, and didn't say her name until the two separated.

That's it, but the two have met several times since then, Li Jinyu wore Gao Jin, Chen Jiaju and other vests respectively, which made Lu Xiaofeng laugh for a while.

There are people in the rivers and lakes who like to act in vests, which can be said to be everywhere, but like Li Jinyu, every time he changes his vest, he happens to be discovered, and he is really the only one who has no semicolon, Lu Xiaofeng almost burst into laughter.

Li Jinyu snorted: "Lu Xiaoji, my son acted at that time, just for fun, and now these names are not counted, there is only one Li Jinyu." ”

"I'm a chicken, you're a goldfish, we two should really be good friends, but I can't get away with it for a few days, you need to work a little harder."

"You're drinking too much and you're going to die?"

"Can you say something human?"

"What's the big deal about drinking to death, there are countless masters who have drunk death throughout the ages, and the things in the cup seem ordinary, but in fact they are really killing people without seeing blood."

"I can't talk about you, it's not that you drank to death, but you were poisoned, the person in charge of the Hua family, the Hua Manlou, who is known as gentle as jade, in order to force me to handle the case as soon as possible, gave me three days of urging me to disperse."

As he spoke, Lu Xiaofeng stretched out his arm, pointed to a long red line and said: "When the red line reaches the heart, it will poison the viscera, and the Daluo Immortal will lack the technique to return to the sky." ”

Not to mention that Lu Xiaofeng has known Hua Manlou for a long time, just talking about Hua Manlou's temperament, it is impossible to be poisoned.

Lu Xiaofeng said this, just wanting to make a little joke with Li Jinyu and stink Li Jinyu well.

However, how could Li Jinyu fall for the scheme!

"Really poisoned?"

"Really poisoned!"

"Oh, that's good."

"Huh? That's good??? ”

"You scourge, it's a waste of food, wine and meat to keep, it's better to die, it's a pity that the poisoned corpse will dirty a piece of land, alas, this is really troublesome."

Lu Xiaofeng said angrily: "Then you might as well just light a fire and burn me clean!" ”

Li Jinyu gave a thumbs up and praised: "This is really a good idea, don't worry, the two of us have known each other after all, and I will definitely give you a beautiful funeral." ”

"What's the scenery?"

"Just throw it into the sea."

Lu Xiaofeng: !! ∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ

Li Jinyu: (* ̄) ̄)

"Don't get me wrong, I mean, a prodigal like you won't stop turning to ashes.

It is better to throw it into the sea, so that you can rise and fall with the waves, wave after wave, and never stop. ”

Lu Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and said: "I really thank you, with a good friend like you, I am really fortunate to have three lives, and I will not be blind to death!" ”

"Hmmm......"

Isn't that wrong?

"How can I be blind if I don't bring your good friend with me, don't you say?"

"Okay, okay, gossip, what have you found out in the past few days? Tell me about it, the problem of the official face will be solved, and the problem of the rivers and lakes will be solved. ”

"Iron Catcher?"

"Iron Flying Flower."

"Jin Jiuling's golden catcher is also here."

"For such a big thing as a fake silver ticket, there must be internal help, except for Tie Feihua, I don't believe any of the officials, including Jin Jiuling."

"Why is Tie Feihua credible?"

"No why, just believable."

"What about the rivers and lakes?"

"You, Hua Manlou, I, and other than that, should be suspicious of anyone."

"Why can't Jin Jiuling be trusted?"

"Jin Jiuling likes to enjoy, food, clothing, housing and transportation, all of which are first-class, first-class enjoyment, and naturally first-class expensive.

Catching that little salary is far from enough to support such an expensive consumption, if he doesn't have a side job, do you think it's possible? Fools know it's impossible.

He failed to become one of the four great gods at the beginning, do you think it was just because he didn't have a strong backer? ”

"Jin Jiuling is proficient in Soma, and he is very good at distinguishing antique calligraphy and paintings, not to mention the invitation of the Wan family, there must be a large amount of lucrative remuneration."

"I just said a possibility, believe it or not, is there any special information?"

"There is a large gold cave in the local area, called the Bliss Building, where eighty percent of the fake silver tickets are spread, if you are interested, go and see it together at night."

"Have you ever been?"

"Haven't been."

"What if there's danger?"

"In case of danger, I will leave you as a scourge and run away alone!"

Lu Xiaofeng snorted and said, "I want to sleep to recuperate, do whatever you like!" If you want to keep me to sleep, then you will be the same! ”

"Cut! Who wants to watch you! ”

……

Night, cemetery!

The Bliss Building is the largest gold cave in the vicinity, there is wine, meat, beauty and casino, but the location is extremely secret, and you must take the coffin to enter.

That is: the guest lights a stick of incense in front of the coffin, and then enters the coffin, and the Kunlun slave raised by the Bliss Building nails the coffin, carries the coffin into the Bliss Building, and then opens the coffin, which has the meaning of "promotion and wealth".

This way of entering is very chic, Li Jinyu is not curious about anything else, only about the first batch of guests.

They are too bold!

The space in the coffin is not large, although Li Jinyu and Lu Xiaofeng are not muscular strong men, they are also a little uncomfortable to huddle together, and they always feel a little awkward.

Lu Xiaofeng mistakenly thought that Li Jinyu was taboo about coffins, and comforted: "If you feel uncomfortable, don't treat this as a coffin, just treat it as a cabinet!" ”

"Cabinets?"

"Well, the cabinet!"

Li Jinyu felt even more awkward.

Until he was carried to the Blissful Building, out of the ...... After leaving this "cabinet", I realized what was wrong!

Lu Xiaofeng is too bad for the scenery, next time let's squeeze a "cabinet" with Tie Feihua!