Chapter 34: A Cow in the Left Hand and a Sheep in the Right Hand
Walking the rivers and lakes, safety first.
Although Li Jinyu is not afraid of poisonous snakes, he is just a blue snake god, and it is not worth exposing the ice silkworm Gu.
Without exposing the Ice Silkworm Gu, the safest way is naturally to attack from a distance, that is, a hidden weapon.
Generally speaking, needle weapons are more convenient to deal with groups of poisonous snakes, but although Li Jinyu is more handsome, he thinks he is a pure master, and the gold and silver needles are really useless, so he switched to copper plates.
Crush the copper plate vigorously, a copper coin can pinch out seven or eight pieces, and then stimulate it with the technique of rain, waving your hand is the "rain of money".
This trick comes from nothingness, and it is said to be the specialty of his uncle "Traceless Son".
That uncle has a heavy cleanliness habit, not only is he always dressed in white, but no matter where he goes, there will always be four beauties carrying a sedan chair for him, and his feet never touch the ground.
In his words, the ground is not clean, and the man is also made of dirt, which makes him feel unlucky when he sees it.
Although he has a big temper and a strange behavior, his ability is not bad, and he can be called a genius.
Astronomy and geography, the five elements of yin and yang, Tai Chi Bagua, Qimen Dunjia, qin, chess, calligraphy and painting, farmland and water conservancy, economic strategy, medicine and astrology, all of which are refined.
It's a pity that he hasn't appeared in the rivers and lakes for more than ten years, and he has long been a real "no trace".
The Blue Snake Divine Monarch had never seen such a strange trick, and pieces of broken copper shot out, like smoke and rain in the south of the Yangtze River, ethereal, soft as mist, but pervasive.
Carefully domesticated, agile in activity, and even able to avoid sword qi, the poisonous snake was accurately ignited and exploded in pieces, and died in pieces.
"You...... How dare you kill my viper! ”
Before, he pretended to use his true qi to oscillate his vocal cords and make a loud sound, but at this time, he was angry and angry, and he could no longer disguise it, and he let out a scream that was sharp and thin, slippery and greasy, and made people feel goosebumps all over his body when he heard it.
Li Jinyu was waiting for this voice, and the cold qi of the ice silkworm in his left hand slapped at the giant snake, and the domineering aura of the ice silkworm made the poisonous snake dare not spray poison, and retreated again and again.
"Click!"
Under the blow of the ice palm, the head of the giant snake was frozen in the whole ice, and it fell to the ground with a bang!
His body rolled in mid-air, as if he was stepping on a ladder, and he rose two feet sharply, and then flew into the jungle like a sharp arrow.
Hidden on a giant tree that was thick with five people hugging each other, he was wearing a green bodysuit, and his thin and long body was hidden between the branches in a crooked way, and his whole body seemed to be boneless.
The thin and small eyes stared at Li Jinyu, like a highly poisonous five-step snake.
Suddenly, the blue snake god monarch's eyes were wide open, and his sleeves were like two huge snake nests, flying out of turquoise poisonous snakes the thickness of chopsticks.
Li Jinyu sneered, and his right hand quickly poked out against the poisonous snake, and a cold light exploded, and the terrible sword light swept through the air, and suddenly the blood light collapsed.
Dozens of poisonous snakes the thickness of chopsticks, along with the neck of the Blue Snake Divine Monarch, were all cut into two pieces.
With a crackling sound, the viper, broken in two, and a dead head fell to the ground, splattering blood.
Li Jinyu wrinkled her nose: "Next time you face a master who uses poison, don't make such a move!" It's fishy and smelly, and the smell is too bad. ”
Xiao Yu'er came up with a smile: "Brother Goldfish, this snake smells stinky, but it tastes very fragrant, do you want to taste the snake soup?" ”
"You kid can do it?"
"Of course, it's my forte!"
"Then I'll trouble you, besides, the big snake is not dead, you can go and take care of it."
"But I ......"
"If you're good at making snake soup, don't you know how to catch snakes?"
"Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm going to catch snakes now, I'm going to catch snakes here, big brother, just wait and eat! ”
Xiao Yu'er went to catch the snake with a sad face, Li Jinyu smiled and waited to eat the snake soup, Tie Feihua said helplessly: "Is it a little too much?" ”
"Don't worry, that kid is a ghost, it's impossible to be hurt by a poisonous snake, maybe he will give us some trouble, wait to see a good show!"
Tie Xinlan said: "Tie Zhutou, this kid is indeed like a little demon star, he must be disciplined well!" ”
Liu Er said: "It doesn't matter if it's a demon star, I just want to know if the snake soup he makes is delicious." ”
Tie Feihua said helplessly: "I haven't starved you all these years, have I?" How do you get greedy day by day? ”
Liu Er said: "Miss, I'm still growing my body here, of course I will eat more." ”
"Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat into a happy female Bodhisattva, see how you can get married! ”
"I'm not worried about this, it doesn't matter if I can marry or not, as long as Miss can get married!"
"You're really, ......"
"What are you sighing for, Miss? Can you still live without me? Without me, you're afraid you won't be able to tell the difference between sugar and salt, soy sauce and rice vinegar! ”
"The more you talk, the more bastard, who did you learn from!"
Tie Feihua glanced at Liu'er, turned his head to look at Li Jinyu, who was looking up at the sky, and hummed: "Little junior brother, your family is not short of money, if you really need a maid, go find one, why bother my Liu'er." ”
"The conscience of heaven and earth, this is really not what I taught!"
"Who else could it be, if not?"
"Lu Xiaofeng!"
Li Jinyu said categorically.
In a fragrant boudoir, Lu Xiaofeng was in love with Xue Bing, the eldest lady of the Xue family, when she suddenly felt chills all over her body and couldn't help but tighten her clothes.
……
Xiao Yu'er said that he was going to make snake soup, but after waiting for more than an hour, he didn't even see a single hair.
Just when Tie Xinlan thought that Xiao Yu'er had run away and wanted to find it, Xiao Yu'er cried with a sad face and took two people to find everyone, as if they were being held hostage.
It's actually inaccurate to say that it's two people, because these two goods really don't look like people.
The one in front was tall and burly, with a face full of flesh and a beard, and he looked majestic and high-spirited, like a cow, unusually tall and strong.
The other was dressed in white, hunched over, and his face was like an upside-down gourd.
Coupled with a goatee, two thin eyebrows, and two small eyes, even if you put him in the goat's nest, no one will see that he is human.
The two are not the other, they are the ox and the white sheep in the twelve astrological signs, also known as "transporting grain" and "squirting".
Li Jinyu took a step forward and asked, "You little fish, you are really lazy, what about my snake soup?" ”
Xiao Yu'er smiled bitterly: "Brother Goldfish, Xiao Yu'er is indeed going to make snake soup, but when I meet these two big brothers, I can only come to you." ”
"Looking at the appearance of these two brothers, could it be the scalpers and aries in the twelve stars?"
"This boy is right."
The tall scalper scratched his head and said humbly: "I am the scalper, this is my good brother Aries, we have something to ......"
Before he finished speaking, the big hand of the scalper scratching his head suddenly spread, and a large puff of cow hair needles shot out.
Just looking at the scalper's humble appearance, anyone will regard him as an honest farmer, let alone think that half of his words will change hands into a large number of flying needles.
The shiny cow hair needles shimmered with green light, and there was a unique fishy smell, which was more vicious than the poisonous snake of the Blue Snake Divine Monarch.
The moment the scalper flew out of the needle, the hands behind the white sheep's back suddenly poked out, and two sheep's horn scimitars slashed at Li Jinyu's neck, which was really fast and ruthless.
This time the combo was so fast that the little fish felt a chill down their spines.
He just wanted to joke, but he never expected that these two guys would be so vicious.
Scalpers are ruthless, and white sheep are poisonous.
Li Jinyu is more ruthless than them! More poisonous!
A flash of light suddenly burst out, piercing between the arms, and then gently picking upwards, a dead sheep's head flew into the air.
The left hand was like a closed ring, emitting a strange suction force, and with a slight twist, the flying needles shot out backwards, turning the scalper into a hedgehog.
Li Jinyu smiled and said, "Xiao Yu'er, can you go and make me snake soup now?" ”
Li Jinyu's tone is very soft, and her smile is very warm, but in Xiao Yu'er's eyes, it is tantamount to a hellish ghost, which makes people feel cold behind their backs!