Chapter 5: Tired of the coffin
I didn't have time to think about it, the steward was already shouting to invite the dead to go up the mountain.
After the third uncle was gone, I could only run over quickly and walk in front with his portrait.
The people carrying the coffin walked behind.
This coffin was sold at the coffin shop in the town, and it was ordinary fir wood, which was only five or six hundred catties.
But there were a total of eight strong men before and after them, and they didn't lift up, and everyone's faces changed.
My dad stepped forward in two steps, slapped my third uncle's coffin twice, and said: "Third brother, I know that you died unjustly, but you can't ignore the feelings of the villagers, if there is anything to entrust to me later, I can definitely do it for you." ”
After speaking, everyone immediately lifted the coffin.
I remembered that there was an introduction to this situation in the "Qing Wei Shu Zhi", which is called disgusting coffins, and this situation usually occurs only when people are blind to death.
Everyone thought that the matter would come to an end, but they never thought that after walking less than fifty meters, the rope binding the coffin in front of them suddenly broke with a "snap".
The head of the coffin fell to the ground in an instant, and Mr. Steward was shocked and shouted: "I can't get angry, lift it up quickly." ”
The villagers who helped next to them rushed up and lifted the coffin by manpower.
I looked back, and saw that a pit had been smashed out of the place where the coffin landed just now, and I secretly thought that the third uncle was going to be a demon!
"Find a white rooster, cut off the head, and sprinkle the blood all the way to the cemetery." I said aloud, drawing a scoop from the book on the gourd.
Mr. Manager was stunned for a moment, and then said loudly: "Gu Lao Er hurry up and do it!" ”。
My dad took one look at me, went to find a white rooster, and spilled the blood all the way to the cemetery as I said.
In this way, the third uncle's coffin really never went wrong again, and nothing happened until it was buried in the ground.
It's just that after such a fuss, all the villagers who helped slipped away early, for fear of causing something bad in the third uncle's cemetery.
I poured the last few sticks of incense on the third uncle and turned to leave.
When I got home, I had just slept for a while, but I heard my mother scream, which was comparable to the lion's roar of the charter wife.
I hurriedly rushed out of the door to take a look, my mother pointed to the table of eight immortals at home and trembled, I looked along, and suddenly my face turned pale.
I saw a black cat the size of a puppy squatting on the table of the Eight Immortals, all black, only four-legged snow-white.
And its two front paws actually hold a red heart.
I took a deep breath, cursed, picked up the broom next to me and prepared to do it.
At this time, my father walked in quickly, snatched the broom from my hand, and yelled, "You are tired of life! ”。
"I just want to get rid of it!" I didn't have the courage to say it.
My dad said, "Don't worry about this, get out of here!" He pushed me angrily.
Isn't it just a cat? As for making such a big fire?
I was angry, turned around and ran wildly in the direction of Baiyun Mountain, but as soon as I reached the entrance of the village, I saw a gray figure appear and stop in front of me.
I didn't speak, trying to walk past him, but the man suddenly turned around, and I saw that face and my bladder shrank in fright.
"Third uncle!" I shouted with a pale face.
"Go back." The third uncle said mechanically, his face was already covered with corpse spots, and his body in a shroud was also a little swollen.
"You?" I swallowed my saliva, is this really the third uncle?
Didn't the third uncle be buried in the morning? It's really daylight.
"Go back." The third uncle still repeated two words.
I saw that there was no way to do it, and with him stopping me, I would definitely not be able to get out of the village.
It's just a little too scary.
When I got home, I told my parents that the third uncle was blocking at the door, and my parents looked at each other and asked if the child had a fever.
Gu Laosan is what we watched into the ground, how could he appear at the entrance of the village?
I knew it was useless to say anything, so I just didn't make a sound.
In the evening, I lay on the bed and read the "Qing Wei Shu Zhi", which said that I was very bad at reading, but I read this ancient book with relish.
I was also very tired, and I don't know when I fell asleep.
I don't know how long I slept, but a cold chill hit me, as if the whole person was soaked in water.
I woke up suddenly, turned on the light, and saw Liu Qian'er sitting opposite me.
"I'm grass!" I gasped and shivered to pick up the firewood knife on the bed, I was scared for this time, so I put the firewood knife on the bed.
"What the hell are you going to do? Lao Tzu kindly took you in, and it wasn't that I forced you to marry me, I know you won't be blind to death, but Lao Tzu is not much better! I yelled at Liu Qian'er.
Liu Qian'er crooked her neck, raised her head, stared at me with empty eyes, and only said three words: "Follow me." ”
I said go your sister, Lao Tzu won't go anywhere.
Liu Qian'er stretched out her miserable white hand and walked towards me, I was so frightened that I waved a firewood knife in my hand and slashed indiscriminately, but the firewood knife completely passed through her body.
Her cold hand was also on my wrist, and a chill rushed to my head.
I'm done with the calf.
At this moment, a figure broke through the door, and a piece of talisman paper galloped towards Liu Qian'er, and it was immediately attached to her head.
And her grip on me let go, and the whole person stayed in place.
I looked up and shouted in surprise, "Master! ”