Chapter 167 Two tigers fight, and Lily Rabbit suffers

In the evening, Li's father and mother did not come back for dinner as usual.

Maybe he won't come back tomorrow for his birthday, their family doesn't have the habit of celebrating birthdays, and Li Yi thought about just giving him money to play with his friends.

One man and four women sat at the dining table, which was just five people full for the round table of an average family. The number of people can be said to be very lively, but the atmosphere is unexpectedly deserted.

Li Lili sat on pins and needles, looking at the fragrant meal in front of her without any appetite. Out of the corner of his eye, he drifted all the way to the opposite side, which had been reduced to the center of the battlefield, and a minor monk like him could sense the fierce confrontation in the void.

Li Yi sat directly opposite her, and on the left and right sat Dongyun Shu and Wei Xi respectively, and the two did not quarrel as they imagined. Once when Lily was seven or eight years old, there was a scene in his family where two women sandwiched her father in the middle.

Shrill roars, torn clothes, and chaos.

Things such as cheating and rape are rarely taken calmly, and most of them end up in a mess.

But the three people in front of them were very calm, and it could even be said that they were too calm. Especially his eldest brother, he should have been scared or apprehensive, but now he still looks calm, as if he doesn't notice that something is wrong.

Perhaps the monks do not have the concept of monogamy, and the so-called spiritual world should be an ancient society. Three wives and four concubines may be normal for them, especially in a strongman society with extraordinary powers.

Li Lili does not think that the reincarnated person is the same as them from the bottom of her heart, and this difference is not exclusion, but more like a kind of awe. Just as the poor do not think that the rich are the same as themselves, the reincarnated person is naturally different from the ordinary person in heaven and earth.

It's normal to think differently, and it's strange if these top people from the strongman society are just as good as modern people.

For example, Sister Yiguang humbly made her feel distressed.

Li Lili turned her head slightly to look at the white-haired girl sitting next to her, she was sitting very well-behaved at the moment, and did not express any opinions.

As for whether he should stand up and be a moral pioneer and criticize his eldest brother for not being able to step on three boats?

To be honest, if it was on the Internet, she might not be able to scold her as soon as her brain was hot. But this is her brother, who is still sitting in front of him, and naturally keeps his mouth shut for the sake of his ass.

At the same time, recalling the autobiography that has been circulating on the Internet so far, it seems that his brother is not a scumbag in the traditional sense.

Under the promotion of the official, whether it is "The Legend of Wei Xi" or "Chengjian Lu" Li Lili has heard of it a little. The content has not been read before, and the text-only version of the autobiography is not attractive to a mortal like her. But since the day before yesterday, everything has been different, and after knowing that the world immortal is her eldest brother, she instantly ignited a heart of gossip.

If that content is true, there's nothing wrong with either side.

Her brother just wanted to give them a home, yes, that's how it was.

Li Lili intends to hypnotize herself and retain Li Yi's glorious and majestic image in her mind.

Li Yi opened his mouth and said: "The rabbit's craftsmanship is very good, you can taste it." As the saying goes, water flows thousands of miles to the sea, and everything in the world can be Tao. Since ancient times, no one has entered the Tao with cooking skills, and the rabbit is half a rabbit. ”

The rabbit is very powerful in some miscellaneous aspects, except for the four arts of cultivating immortals, such as fighting methods, alchemy, refining, formations, etc., all other aspects are at the level of transforming gods. Li Yi himself faced the direction that the rabbit was good at, and he had to sigh that he was ashamed.

The two of them took a look at the beautiful and delicious food, and they picked up the chopsticks and tasted a few bites.

The Taiyin Fairy's small and delicate face couldn't help but have a little expectation, and asked, "How is it?" ”

She is very confident in her cooking, but wants to see how her competitors react. Recognition from the enemy is the best reward, and it can also take the opportunity to get closer to each other and further lower the vigilance in the future.

"Not bad."

Wei Xi's face showed a little surprise, although she was not a classical monk, but in order not to waste time, she had opened the valley a long time ago.

There are very few foods that can amaze her, at least never since her reincarnation.

Another bite of unpretentious stir-fried lettuce. The lettuce is oily and green, and when you put it in your mouth, it makes a crisp sound, and a trace of sweetness instantly occupies the taste buds.

Although Dongyun Shu didn't say much, he also took a few more mouthfuls of food and put it in his mouth. For a classical monk like her, food was a non-essential thing, and her eating wontons only had a special meaning.

The first bite was eaten because of Li Yi, and the second bite was that it was really delicious.

Li Yi saw that Dong Yunshu was going to put down his chopsticks after eating a few bites, and he sandwiched another piece of button meat for her, and said, "Plum cabbage button meat is also good, it is one of my representative dishes here." When I was in the cultivation world, I also asked rabbits to make it, although it is not as good as the cultivation world in terms of ingredients, but the taste is absolutely guaranteed. ”

As soon as the words fell, a chill suddenly came from the side, and the crisp sound of chopsticks on the bowl came from the ears.

"Humph!"

Li Yi secretly said that it was not good.

He didn't think much about it just now, he purely wanted to share it with Dongyun Shu, but doing so was obviously not in line with the nature of the Dao Law.

Turning his head slightly, he could see a pair of cold eyes, Wei Xi looked at himself quietly, and his delicate and heroic facial features were covered with frost.

Li Lili, who was sitting opposite, suddenly suffocated her breath, as if the oxygen in the air disappeared instantly, and her heartbeat began to accelerate uncontrollably. Soon, a familiar force enveloped him, dispelling all discomfort.

Dongyun Shu picked up the oily and shiny button meat in the bowl, I don't know if it was intentional, moved slightly in the direction of Wei Xi, and shook it a few times before putting it in his mouth.

She commented, "It's delicious. ”

Wei Xi didn't speak, but a normal person could sense that the other party was very unhappy at the moment. The temperature dropped even more severely, and the dishes and chopsticks on the table began to tremble slightly.

Brother, I'm scared.

Li Lili cast a pleading gaze, if Li Yi wasn't at the center of the storm, she would probably have to run behind the other party.

At this moment, she vaguely understood something, this melon was thorny.

The table top that kept shaking in the next second suddenly stopped, and a force like an ocean smoothed everything out.

"Xi'er, you can try it too." Li Yi also sandwiched a piece for Wei Xi, so that the two of them were even.

It's a pity that the other party didn't buy it, although the chill on his face eased slightly, but he still looked unhappy.

"Husband, let's give your new love a dish first, the proud daughter of the sky, basically doesn't eat much of our firewood, rice, oil and salt. Now is a rare opportunity, and you should try it more. ”

Li Yi naturally won't take her words seriously, Xi'er's personality is so heroic, and in some ways she is actually very screwed, in modern terms, she is tsundere.

He picked up the button meat from her bowl again and put it slightly in front of Wei Xi's mouth.

"Try it, it's really delicious."

"......" Wei Xi only hesitated for half a second, and then opened his mouth very honestly to eat, and the displeasure between his eyebrows was finally calmed.

Li Yi secretly breathed a sigh of relief, the problem should be solved. If he doesn't coax Xi'er well, maybe he will make some trouble, and maybe he will find a place to cry secretly.

Once Li Yi went to the Qinglou with someone in order to integrate into the circle of literati, and he naturally told Wei Xi about this matter. Wei Xi said very generously that it was fun, and even saw him off, but when he came back from the Qinglou, the girl's eyes were swollen from crying.

Unlike Yun Shu, Xi'er likes to hold everything in her heart and rarely shows her bad emotions.

"Delicious, right?"

"Hmm."

Wei Xi nodded slightly, with a hint of a smile on his face.

The flying general is too satisfying, right?

Li Lili felt that she had discovered a new world, and in her mind, the flying general should be a perfect and powerful woman, not something that a mortal like her could understand. At least before he knew the truth, Fei Jiang had been deified to a certain extent in the eyes of the people of Shenzhou.

For example, in terms of force, he once single-handedly destroyed a battalion of the enemy, or led a company to raid an armored brigade, and so on.

In terms of feelings, he didn't have any private life, and I heard that when he was rectifying the Qin army a few years ago, he executed his uncles, cousins, cousins and other relatives. Not only to the enemy, but also to his own people.

A god of war in the truest sense of the word, a god born for war.

These rumors about the flying generals in the early years were originally thought to be exaggerated, but now it seems that there is a high probability that they are true.

At this moment, Fei Jiang said something inappropriate, no matter how you look at it, she is a jealous little wife, and she is still very easy to coax.

At this moment, Li Yi suddenly felt a slight pain in his waist, and turned his head to see Dongyun Shu pinching himself expressionlessly.

"Brother Li, I want to eat that."

She put down her chopsticks and pointed to the braised pork ribs on the table, and it was self-evident what she wanted.

I don't want braised pork ribs, I want to be fed.

Li Yi obviously couldn't refuse this request, so he picked up a piece of pork ribs and gently put it into Dongyun Shu's mouth. At this moment, the waist on the other side was also choked.

"Husband, I want to eat this."

"......" Li Yi was speechless, don't you have hands?

In this way, Li Yi fed them one bite at a time, and the food on the table disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he didn't eat a bite himself.

After Li Lili took a few bites of food at the beginning, she quietly watched this shocking gossip, the flying general and the sword fairy grabbed men, who doesn't like to watch this kind of gossip?

"Immortal Chief! I want to eat it too......" The Taiyin fairy suddenly slapped the table, she really couldn't bear it, these two shameless tigresses.

There is no reserve of a woman at all, such a big person still needs to be fed.

Before they could say anything, the two of them who were enjoying the food cast their eyes.

The Taiyin Fairy's head shrank back slightly, and he changed his words:

“…… You will have to eat everything you want to eat. ”

Almost exposed.

Taking this opportunity, Li Yi put down his chopsticks and said: "Don't make trouble, it's good to taste it at our level, it's not enough to really want to eat this little thing." ”

The two are also satisfied, after all, due to some irresistible force. For the sake of face, they will not be coquettish to Li Yi at this time, unless he gets rid of another person.

Otherwise, at this time, he is still intimate with him as always, which is to indulge his greed. You must let your husband (Brother Li) understand that you can only choose one, otherwise you won't get anything.

The two tacitly reached this consensus, and they would not easily be coquettish to Li Yi, unless they couldn't help it.

This time it's a little satisfying.

At the end of dinner, Li Lili left as if she was running away, without the slightest nostalgia.

She eats this melon like bungee jumping, how happy she is when she watches it, and how frightened she is after the conflict breaks out. If it weren't for her brother to protect her, Li Lili suspected that she might have been scared to pee just now.

But there was still a loss.

She was just an ordinary person before, and she had full confidence in her psychological quality.

There were only four people left at the scene, and the Taiyin Fairy endured the discomfort and silently escaped into the void. Although the maid could also warm the bed, it was obvious that the two would not allow themselves to climb up.

What my rabbit seeks is to be eternal, and let you two tigresses be arrogant for a while.

Li Yi entered the room, sat on the bed and looked at the two people who also followed, and said with a calm face: "I'll sleep first, you can sit casually." ”

After speaking, he immediately fell asleep, leaving only the two who were a little confused.

Originally, they thought that Li Yi was going to say "I will cherish the two of you" again, and even more bastards forcibly carried them to the bed. But I didn't expect that the other party would hang himself in place.

This seems normal, but I can't tell what's wrong.

Two beautiful women come into the room with you, how can you sleep?

And Li Yi is sure that his decision is correct, so he can avoid disputes very well. Don't argue who slept with whom, he slept by himself, and you should stay by the bedside.

As for their appearance, they may be beaten up if they speak out. But Li Yi really didn't care about this, even if they were ugly, his attitude was the same.

Cultivate the truth, seek the truth and eliminate the false.

Li Yi will no longer be confused by foreign objects, and the so-called posture is just a skin. He cared about their people, not about the face.

Dongyun Shu sat directly on the spot, his eyes slightly closed and quickly settled.

Wei Xi hesitated for a moment, then turned his head and walked towards the door. She would rather be outside with the wind all night than stay under the same roof with this mistress.

As soon as I stepped out of the door, I suddenly felt a strange movement behind me.

Turning his head, he saw that Dong Yunshu had come to the bedside at some point.

"What are you going to do?" Wei Xi's eyes narrowed slightly, this little bitch is really shameless.

Dong Yunshu replied in a cold voice, "Meditate." ”

You're going to sit in bed!

Wei Xi snorted coldly and turned back to the room, sitting on the edge of the bed and staring at Dong Yunshu. If she goes out, even if it is only a short distance, she may be isolated from the other party.

When the time comes, what happens inside is not something she can stop.

Nothing was said all night.

Early in the morning, sunlight poured into the room through the window.

Li Yi felt that his arm was very heavy, and two different fragrances penetrated into his nose. He opened his eyes slightly, and saw two people with different strengths standing beside the bed.

"You ...... You can't really stare at me all night, do you? ”

As long as no one is disturbed, such as hostile intent, killing intent, fighting methods, and so on. He sleeps like a mortal and does not perceive what is happening in the outside world.

If you are aware of the outside world at all times, it is no different from opening your eyes.

Wei Xi sneered coldly: "I didn't expect my husband to also have a stinky side." ”

"Is it my delusion? Why do my hands feel numb. Li Yizhang looked at Dong Yunshu, "Yun Shu, did anything happen last night?" ”

This sword immortal, who was as cold as a cold plum, slightly lowered his gaze, and said in a somewhat unnatural voice: "No." ”

Li Yi didn't delve into this little episode, picked up the mobile phone on the bedside, and saw a few messages from Zhao Si.

[Zhao Si]: Brother Yi, I almost forgot to inform you in advance. The six countries of Shenzhou have prepared national gifts for you, and this row is the only one in the world, which is really awesome.

[Zhao Si]: Of course, considering that it is too eye-catching, the envoys of the six countries can remove the national flag and try not to attract the attention of others. If you mind, I can pass it on to you for them.

[Zhao Si]: After all, it's your birthday, and it's not a conference, so it's not good to have a bunch of people.

[Zhao Si]: Brother Yi, what do you say? Do you want them to participate. If you don't count me and Lu Haochu, there are five of them.

[Li Yi]: Those who come are guests.

Li Yi is not a stingy person, otherwise there would not be a Guanghan banquet famous in the cultivation world. At the beginning of the Guanghan Banquet, someone wanted to cling to him, and whenever he had a festival with some people close to him, he would gather a large group of people outside the Moon Palace.

So Li Changsheng simply asked the Moon Palace to prepare a meal for them, which was considered to be a festival together, but in the end, he didn't want to make the first banquet in the world. At the peak, in the true sense, all the people in the world participated, and there were many demon saints in addition to the human race.

Even those old bones of Lethe have crawled out to participate in it a few times, and they are old monsters who have to break their fingers every minute and second of their waking time. Being able to come to the Guanghan banquet shows how famous Li Changsheng is.

However, in this case, you need a larger venue, and you can't always invite guests to eat at the fly restaurant.

"I was going to go to the city for a walk, but now it seems that I have to change to a bigger venue."

Wei Xi said: "Does my husband need me to arrange it?" It is also possible to set up a field directly on this mountain. ”

"Don't be so troublesome, the movement will be too disturbing to the people."

Li Yi raised his head slightly and looked at the window, his gaze spanning thousands of miles, looking at the East China Sea for thousands of miles.

"Let's go to the big fish."

A fresh breeze blew, and the clouds began to surge in the sky.

The phone vibrates slightly, and an orange alert from the weather forecast.

[Yunhai Typhoon arrived in Shenzhou ahead of schedule, and the average wind strength in the next 12 hours could reach 10...... The government and relevant departments shall do a good job of typhoon prevention and emergency rescue work in accordance with their duties...... Emergency suspension of gatherings, classes, and business closures......

(End of chapter)