132 The routine operation of the old mulberry family
In the car, Old Man Sang rubbed his knees vigorously, put on a few patches of pants, and was directly rubbed open a few times by his big rough hands.
The old man didn't seem to notice, and his legs were still shaking.
Looks very nervous.
Bao Can, who was driving, looked at the old man's appearance from the rearview mirror, opened his mouth several times, but failed to persuade him.
He is quite happy in his heart, he has been yelled at by the old man all the year round, and he still has a little resentment.
The old man is the second and third to everyone, and no one can help his virtue.
Now that he has met a nemesis, he is also nervous, which is really strange and funny.
Tut......
Mulberry and Mulberry Leaf glanced at each other, this newly recognized grandfather was a little cute, but they were not very familiar with each other, and they didn't know how to comfort him, so that the old man could relax.
Therefore, everyone tacitly remained silent, and it was very quiet in the car.
Bao Can's speed was not fast, and the old man was also a little timid about his hometown, so he didn't rush it, and walked slowly to Huangjiao Hutong.
It's going to be a little bit before lunchtime.
Wang Xinfeng was under the yellow horn tree, chatting with the old men and old ladies to obtain information.
From time to time, he complained about the old Meng family with his voice, and he complained very happily.
The old men and old ladies listened to Wang Xinfeng's words, and they always had the illusion of watching a big show, and they were very happy.
A car stopped at the intersection and no one noticed.
It wasn't until the three words of the daughter-in-law who shouted that everyone turned around in surprise and looked at the intersection together.
Wang Xinfeng was even more shocked, the joy on her face cracked inch by inch, such a familiar and long-ago shout, she didn't dare to recognize it.
Stiffening his neck and turning his head, he faced the mountain-like figure of the old man Shangsang, the familiar big rough face, and the big copper bell eyes unique to the old Sang family.
At this time, he was glaring at himself, with ecstasy.
Wang Xinfeng's expression changed from shock, to surprise, to anger, to Mu Ran.
Seeing that Wang Xinfeng didn't react, Old Man Sang hurriedly patted his thigh and stomped his feet and shouted: "Daughter-in-law, I'm my father, your father." ”
The old man was dressed in patched clothes, his beard was unkempt, there were several big holes in his trouser legs, and his black and strong thighs were looming in the soft wind of early spring, and his eyes were very spicy.
Properly bad old man, no matter who looks at it, they are all poor relatives in the countryside and the city who fight the autumn wind.
It's still from Shangada, and it's no different from a wild man.
Wang Xinfeng pursed his lips, he really hammered, such a bad old man, that her mother-in-law can still be like a person, and as soon as her mother-in-law leaves, she will become a sloppy father-in-law who will become a wild bear, and she really can't change the sloppy stinky problem in her life.
Suddenly, the old lady's calm face changed suddenly, and under the unexpected stares of everyone, she snorted and shook everyone's heartbeat, and then sat on the ground, patted her thighs, and cried and scolded while pulling her voice.
"The old thing who killed a thousand knives, you have died quietly for so many years, where have you died, pity our orphans and widows, they are about to be bullied to death."
"Useless old thing, why don't you wait for our family to die before you appear, ouch, why is my life so bitter, it's unreasonable, I'm angry, I want my old life......"
The old lady cried in a low voice, full of energy, and her voice was loud, and the entire Huangjiao Hutong, and even Wen Han on the opposite side could hear it clearly.
Although, the scene of relatives seeing each other in tears was supposed to be so full of the old lady, everyone just wanted to laugh.
The old man looked panicked, and he was extremely guilty, rubbing his hands, hunching his back, and circling around Wang Xinfeng, not knowing what to do in a hurry, like a big jumper.
These two really performed a comedy on their own.
The corners of Bao Can's mouth twitched twice, and he looked at the mulberry leaves: "Milk?" ”
The brother and sister nodded calmly, routine operation, do not panic.
The uncles and aunts in Huangjiao Hutong are also very calm, this is Wang Xinfeng.
When relatives meet, hug their heads and cry about those, it is not suitable for this tiger girl.
But the girls are real tigers, the identity of the old Sang family, the people in Huangjiao Hutong, what should be known, what should not be known, all know.
So, as soon as the bad old man appeared, they knew who was coming.
It's a shame that the old man has a good reputation, otherwise they would have to report to the public security, and there are savages in Huangjiao Hutong, help.
is such an old man, Wang Xinfeng scolds when he scolds, without ambiguity at all, when it comes to tigers, no one can compare to her.
What's more, this is still her father-in-law.
is so angry with her father-in-law, and she doesn't know if Sang Tieyuan, who is her man, can still be good.
Bao Can really can't bear to look at it directly, the old lady is like a crazy woman who sings a big opera, and the old man is like a big black bear who can't coax the cubs, and they all have some spicy eyes.
Ask the brother and sister, "Won't you go up and persuade your milk?" "There are quite a lot of people here, and when school is over, the students on the other side come out, and there are more people.
The brother and sister took a step back in unison: "Don't, the old lady doesn't recognize her six relatives, if you don't let her vent, she will have to peel off your skin." In this case, only her daughter-in-law can go up and persuade her. ”
"Is it your mother? Then hurry up and call your mother, it's not good to sit on the ground like this. Bao Can felt that his face was hot, especially looking at the joy on the faces of the old men and ladies around him, one head and two big, since following the old man, he really had an endless heart.
The brother and sister took a step back even more frightened: "Her daughter-in-law can do everything well, do everything right, but if you dare to instruct her daughter-in-law to do things, the old lady will not only pick your skin, but also draw your tendons and drink your blood." ”
"In short, don't touch her daughter-in-law at most half dead, move her daughter-in-law, let you die and live. The daughter-in-law is the heart of the old lady, so don't make up your mind. ”
Bao Canmu has a wooden face, can you say it a little more mysterious? He is an upright soldier and does not believe in evil.
The brother and sister nodded solemnly, absolutely seeking truth from facts, not exaggerating at all.
Bao Can was silent, forget it, after following the old man for so many years, he no longer remembers what a normal person looks like, and he has lost a lot of face, and if he comes again, he can bear it.
Lao Sang's family's operation, he thinks, this is normal, otherwise he is afraid that he will have to investigate, whether this family is impersonated.
Wang Xinfeng cried and cried, his voice paused, and he glared at the old man angrily: "Is that dog thing dead in Sang Tiedan?" ”
The old man hurriedly said: "No, not dead, still alive." ”
The old lady howled again: "Sang Tiedan, that dog thing still has a face to live, the old lady is dying, why is he alive, the dog thing that suffered a thousand knives, don't give the old lady back, otherwise the old lady will kill him." ”
"If you say you go, if you say you die, if you say you live, if you say you live, what is he, my mother doesn't have such a big face."
"A dog thing with no face and no skin, it hurt my mother for a lifetime, and my mother cursed him for having a son without an asshole."
Mulberry pursed her lips, trying to restrain the smile that overflowed the corners of her mouth.
As a former victim of this sentence, he felt very happy that someone finally had someone to back it.
Sang Dazhuang, hehe, you are really a dutiful son.
The old men and ladies couldn't hold back any longer, and they burst out laughing.
As a daughter-in-law and mother-in-law, Wang Xinfeng is qualified.
It's a shame that Wang Xinfeng won't have time to take care of them, or he will have to have another meal.
Bao Can slapped his forehead and felt that his skull hurt so much.
Old Man Sang didn't think it was funny at all, he felt that this was as it should be, it didn't matter if his unfilial son died or not, it was important for his daughter-in-law to live.
"Eh, don't go back, don't go back, daughter-in-law, don't be angry, don't be angry with yourself, dad will do it, dad will kill that dog thing with his own hands."
Sang Tieyuan...... Itchy nose, isn't there someone who doesn't have long eyes and said him behind his back?
The old lady snorted and heard Yuzhi's urgent exclamation: "Mom, what's wrong with you, how do you sit on the ground, how cold it is, get up quickly." ”
Wang Xinfeng's voice was so loud that he heard it in the elm branches in his backyard.
I was afraid that the Meng family would speak out again, and I was worried that something would happen to the old lady, so I ran out quickly.
Seeing that the old lady was sitting on the ground crying and scolding, she was so anxious.
As soon as Wang Xinfeng saw Yuzhi, he instantly changed from a shrew to a loving mother: "Hey, Zhizhi, why did you come out, it's windy outside today, you should be careful." Mom, don't worry. ”
He stood up along the hand of the elm branch, and stood up quickly, especially loving and reasonable.
Bao Can is also amazed, the daughter-in-law of the Lao Sang family is the best person, the existence at the top of the food chain.
Old Man Sang looked at Yuzhi and rubbed his hands, he was embarrassed to interject, and he was a little excited: "That, that, daughter-in-law, this and this, this and this, ......"
Wang Xinfeng glanced at the old man: "This and this, this fart, this old thing that has no eyesight, this is your granddaughter-in-law." Turning his head, he introduced to Yuzhi very kindly: "Zhizhi, this is your grandfather who died and came back to life." ”
Old man Sang, who died and came back to life...... There's nothing wrong with that.
Yuzhi was startled for a moment and looked at the mulberry leaves.
The brother and sister didn't dare to look at her, and quietly made small movements and pretended to be deaf and dumb.
Yuzhi was not angry, and said to the old man with a smile: "Hello grandpa, my name is Yuzhi." ”
The old man was so excited by Yuzhi that his heart melted: "Eh, my daughter-in-law is good, I am good ......" A pair of big hands touched his body at a loss, trying to touch one.
However, he only found a few holes, and the already tattered clothes were even worse, and he didn't find a dime.
The old man's face was flushed, and he smiled at Yuzhi in embarrassment, and Wang Xinfeng directly rewarded him with a big white eye.
The old man hurriedly pounced on Bao Can, he usually doesn't spend money, he doesn't bring money, and Bao Can helps pay for everything.
"Bao boy, why don't you have any eyesight, hurry up." Da Rough hurriedly took it out of Bao Can's pocket.
Bao Can's neat and clean clothes were messy in an instant, as if he had been ravaged by someone, a little miserable.
Bao Can was so angry that he really wanted to slap the old man's claws away, let go, I'll do it myself.
But I can't do it myself.
"Sang Lao, I'll come, I'll come by myself, don't worry." Bao Can was afraid that he would be stripped naked by the old man in public, so he hurriedly took out all the money on his body: "Give it, Sang Lao, it's not a coincidence today, I only brought so much." ”
Old Man Sang didn't look at it, he grabbed it with a bone, smiled hideously and stuffed it into Yuzhi's hand: "Daughter-in-law, grandpa is in a hurry to go out today, and he is not well prepared, next time, next time grandpa will give you a big red envelope." ”
The old man has tried very hard to be kind, but the hardware facilities are not satisfactory, and his smile is easy to laugh to death.
Fortunately, Yuzhi can see the essence through the phenomenon, and he does not dislike the old man's hideous smile at all.
Thank you to the book friend little cute peach blossom fan, thank you to all the little cute tips o(^▽^)o
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