Chapter 218 Baishi came to the door, Qingxuan was ecstatic, and He Kun scolded his mother
A corner of the old neighborhood.
The disciples of the Sword Sect were constantly amazed around an automatic cotton candy machine, and they were attracted by the smell of marshmallows, which was a very precious thing in ancient times, even for monks.
Rare things are expensive, and without the huge industrial chain of modern times, many modern condiments can be sold at high prices in the cultivation world. The vast majority of cultivators are mediocre, they are no different from mortals, they don't need to eat grains, but they are also trapped in their appetites.
Then they were amazed by the subtlety of the automatic cotton machine, and the structure of the entire cotton machine came into view under the perception of divine consciousness. The mechanical structures that are unknown but can be combined to play a certain function make their eyes shine.
Qiu Yelong and Shao Shiyan
"Senior Brother Qiu, you were the number one swordsmith in the sect at that time, can you see any clues?"
Qiu Yelong was the swordsmith of the Sword Sect during their period, and in terms of the structure of the modern government, it was subordinate to the military manufacturing of the Ministry of War. One of the most core departments in the sect, and the rest also have pills and gong, basically large sects will realize the internal circulation of cultivation resources, otherwise they are not worthy of being called big sects.
Biyin magic weapon and pill are quite non-manifest Wu Wai and Neng Dun, both of which are based on outsiders in the west of the car, and they are absolutely called non-note
That kind of sect that specializes in alchemy belongs to the side door in the eyes of the big sect, and it can only be entrusted to others under the fence and watch the faces of the strong. Therefore, in general, the sect that has been inherited for more than 10,000 years, none of them are focused on a certain skill, even if it is like the Sword Sect, it is necessary to develop two Dan weapons.
However, the two Dan weapons will be different due to the different sects, the Dan is similar, and the instrument needs to be tailor-made, and the Sword Sect only casts the sword and does not do the rest.
Qiu Yelong touched the stubble on his chin and thought for a moment before he said leisurely: "This thing is made of steel, and it is not very precise, and there is thunder and lightning in it. However, electricity is the mainstay, supplemented by utensils, and the core is a small piece of green skin the size of a palm. ”
"Do you want to buy it?"
Suddenly, there was a voice behind him, and the disciples of the Sword Sect turned around together, and the appearance of the scars on their faces frightened the passers-by took two steps back, and when they saw their rather antique clothes, they couldn't help asking, "Your clothes are good, are those scars on your body makeup?" Or is it live. ”
Then he looked around for some reason, and only saw two young men holding a mobile phone a few steps away, but he didn't shoot it.
"Isn't it live? There haven't been any exhibitions lately. ”
The disciples of the Sword Sect didn't answer, they just silently moved out of the way and looked at him indifferently. The dozen or so scarred people stared at the passers-by unconsciously swallowed their saliva, and took a half step back.
But considering that his "little leader" was clamoring to eat marshmallows, he could only step forward and scan the code with his mobile phone. Immediately after that, the transparent cover of the marshmallow machine automatically opened, and an exclamation was immediately heard from the surroundings, and the mysterious people with scars on their faces craned their necks to look at him.
"Oooh!!"
"I see."
Passers-by suspect that they have been caught up in some kind of spoof video recording, and there are many such videos on the Internet, fancy dresses or some kind of script to tease others.
Thinking of this, the movements in his hands couldn't help but speed up, picked up a bamboo skewer, quickly rolled up a marshmallow, and turned around to leave.
Perhaps because he was walking too fast, the cotton candy machine did not turn off, the tiny sugar threads were spinning in the air, and the disciples of the Sword Sect gathered around and picked up the bamboo skewers and turned out a fist-sized marshmallow.
"It is no wonder that it can be called marshmallows to pull sugar so small, like a cloud and like cotton."
"This thing has reached the point of subtlety."
Yu Nannan picked up the marshmallow and tasted it, then her eyes widened and she said, "Artifact!" cc
The passer-by, who had already walked out more than ten meters away, heard the exclamation behind him, and couldn't help but curse secretly: "Neurotic, or just pretend to be crazy and stupid for the sake of traffic, it's not good to do something."
Suddenly, the marshmallow machine no longer spit out sugar silks, and Yu Nannan, who had just played with marshmallows with light sugar, suddenly became a little anxious, and slapped it over, accompanied by a loud bang, leaving a handprint on the iron sheet on the side.
"Is the artifact broken? Why don't you get out of the marshmallows?"
"I realize! Nan Nan get out of the way and let you hate your master. This thing is powered by thunder, and just now the man was holding a strange block, and the core inside emitted a little thunder, so as to drive the object. ”
Qiu Yelong's mana was running as he spoke, and thunder was repeatedly injected into it, and soon the marshmallow machine made a huge noise, and a large amount of marshmallows were spit out.
Ten minutes later, everyone left with a ball of marshmallows bigger than their heads in their hands, walking aimlessly in this lively neighborhood. Since they were not disguised, their scars and antique costumes were very eye-catching, and there was no shortage of people who came forward to ask for photos.
But no one saw them as outliers, or cast a fearful gaze.
Because there are not many people wearing ancient costumes now, the number of people dressed as ancient knights is innumerable, especially after the recent popularity of spiritual practice. No one would think that these people are all reincarnated, they have all walked in troubled times with swords, they are just a group of young people who like retro service, and they are lovers of costume play.
The public can also perceive the strong inclusiveness of the modern era, and the timidity from the beginning is becoming more and more open. And in a short period of time, through imitation and observation of others, he gradually figured out some modern rules of life.
Li Yi and the others did not follow behind them all the time, but found a restaurant to sit down, ordered a few side dishes, and asked for a few bottles of high-grade liquor to drink.
As soon as he drank the wine, He Kun said more, and began to chatter about Li Yi and Jian Xian, of course, do you plan to have a child?
"Brother Li, you are not too young. It's time to have a child, it just so happens that Xu Men's cultivation is still shallow, and there are many examples of children born during the Jindan period. I heard that there is a pill in the Medicine King Valley, which can greatly increase the monk's chances of having children. ”
Li Yi said: "I know that pill, if I refine it, I can make Jindan conceive a child."
Childbirth is the most difficult thing for a monk besides the tribulation, and the higher the cultivation, the lower the chance of a monk having children. During the Qi cultivation period, it can still be the same as ordinary people, and the further you go, the lower the possibility of giving birth, and you basically don't have to think about it.
Once rabbits were very concerned about this, and naturally the research of various pills was indispensable, but unfortunately in the end, the bamboo basket was empty. The elixirs that can be effective against the gods are all rare pills for thousands of years, and there is no thousand-year-old pill that is specifically designed to make people pregnant.
It is a law that the fertility of strong individuals is low, and the fertility of human beings can be ranked last. Cats, dogs, snakes and pigs are a litter in their lives, and people need to be pregnant for 8 months.
Now it is possible to feed so many people because of the development of science and technology.
"But I don't have that in mind, raising offspring is all about inheritance, and I don't need to pass it on."
Li Yi doesn't want to wait until the next year to bury everyone, and at the same time, he has not been a father. At the beginning, Qingxuan and Dushi didn't worry about him a lot, and there were some little guys.
Of course, he didn't deny that this kind of busyness did bring him some fun, but Li Yi didn't want to do it again. Many things are happy to recall, but the process makes him haggard.
For example, when the world crossed the world, he picked up a butcher's knife and killed a dim world. But the methods are too rough and the work is not clean enough, and it always makes some people run away. Once these people lose that layer of Buddhism, their identity is basically no different from evil demons, and they are even more unscrupulous in doing things.
Li Changsheng could only follow behind to deal with the aftermath, lest these people go to the mundane world to do slaughter.
"Senior sister always thinks about it."
As soon as He Kun finished speaking, he recalled his sister's temperament, and it was hard to imagine what his sister looked like as a mother.
"Yun Shu doesn't have this thought, besides, the two of us are no longer Jindan, and their own Taoism is also an obstacle." Li Yi's words broke He Kun's thoughts, making him shake his head and sigh, looking very disappointed.
If the two really had children, he could have asked them to call him grandfather or uncle. And they are all relatively cold, and having a child can always improve, so as not to be too forgetful later.
But considering the cultivation of the two, it should be impossible to have children.
He Kun took a few sips of wine and asked, "How is your relationship with Yun Shu?" I remember that the two of you used to respect each other like guests, and I asked my sister if she had sex and was beaten. ”
"Good." Li Yi nodded without thinking, thinking in his mind that he seemed to have been making Yun Shu angry since he was reincarnated.
The first time I scolded myself, the first time I was angry with him, the first time I cut him
Pretty good, right?
"How good?" He Kun asked with curiosity on his face.
He is not a person who likes to gossip, but he is curious about Li Yi's relationship with his junior sister. After all, he knows the temperament of the two, and he is curious if the two of them will do some familiar things, such as having sex.
"Why are you like an old aunt, asking so many questions?"
"I'm just curious, how can I say that my junior sister was also brought up by me."
Before Li Yi could answer, Qing Xuan had already spoken: "As far as I know, it should be the same bed and a good night, and the Sword Immortal also made a big fight with other women for the Immortal Elder."
"Shhh The younger sister will be jealous. He Kun gasped and looked very surprised, and then sighed: "Although Brother Li's face is not good-looking, he can always please the girl, which may be because of his talent."
It is normal for Li Yi's talent and character to be sought after, as long as Li Yi is not sorry for his junior sister.
Qing Xuan's eyes moved slightly, and he said: "At that time, the fight was fierce, and the entire Shenzhou was shaken, and the poor Dao had to temporarily avoid the edge on the grounds of retreat."
"There is someone who can compete with the junior sister, which strange woman is this?" He Kun asked curiously.
Seeing his appearance, Qing Xuan became playful for a while, and he already understood in his heart that this person did not know the emotional career of the immortal chief. Otherwise, with his relationship with the Sword Immortal, it would be impossible to be so calm.
How would he react if he knew that the Immortal Chief still had a few confidantes?
Qing Xuan thought so, and then continued: "That person is the marshal of the Qin State, and he should be the first general in the world, and he has millions of soldiers and horses. Don't underestimate the army of this world, its destructive power is as powerful as the Yuan Infant or even greater, and ordinary monks dare not beat it. ”
"If she is really a strange woman, leading the soldiers and horses is not easier than the monk's fighting method, and it is even several times more difficult." He Kun did not hesitate to praise, he was born in the troubled times and saw a lot of wars, and he did not have much contempt for ordinary generals.
In Li Changsheng's words, whether he is good or not depends on where he stands, not how far he has achieved.
You can't compare mortals to monks, and you can't compare Qi cultivation to Yuanying, so it doesn't make any sense.
"Brother Li, it's really envious of me to be able to get so many strange women to be happy, if it weren't for the closure of many sects back then. I'm afraid that there is more than one Hehuan female devil, but also some women from the righteous sect, and I am afraid that I can't hold it anymore if I change to others. In the final analysis, monks are also human beings, and men are the most uncontrollable in the pursuit of beauty, let alone a beauty who is almost the same in cultivation.
"Brother Li didn't react to that female demon back then, which makes people admire that my sister is a Taoist companion with you, and I am very pleased."
At this point, He Kun couldn't help but remember that he didn't stop his junior sister from going to Li Changsheng back then, but helped a lot from it. Now it seems that he sees people far more than the elders, and also far beyond the world.
The world is dull, my eyes are better than the world, this is wise and powerful.
"Ahem, cough, cough"
Li Yi took a sip of wine and immediately squirted out of his throat.
"What's wrong with Brother Li?"
He Kun looked puzzled, while Qing Xuan smiled with a smile and a satisfied smile.
"Nothing." Li Yi shook his head.
Maybe it's because the heavens are not beautiful, his mobile phone vibrate, and there are some realizations in his heart.
When I looked down, I saw that it was a message from Shiraishi.
[Shiraishi]: I'm outside your community.
Well, if I let Baishi come, Elder He shouldn't have an opinion, right?
[Li Yi]: I'm at the nearby Xuande Centennial Restaurant.
[Shiraishi]: Hmm.
At this time, He Kun obviously didn't realize that there was anything wrong, and began to brag to Qing Xuan about his vision back then.
Nephew, you shouldn't have been born yet. Brother Li and Xue Ye became Taoist couples, which caused a lot of shock in the cultivation world, and I don't know how many days they were saddened by it. Some of the elders in the door still wanted to break up the two, but they were all beaten back by me (Jindan period). Now you see, Brother Li has achieved so much, and my eldest brother's vision is better than that of the world. ”
A nephew in one mouth, and an uncle in one mouth.
Eating and drinking without forgetting to take advantage of others, he could hear that Xuanxuan's face turned dark, but the next second he smiled, and he smiled very happily.
He saw a woman wearing a black sweatshirt and a mask at the door, only revealing silver pupils walking in, she walked with her head down, shrinking her head for fear of bumping into other people, and the whole person looked very timid.
Qing Xuan has read her information, and can only sigh that big ups and downs are easy to change a person's temperament. The once rich lady was reduced to a migrant worker living in a basement, her parents had their own families, and her sweetheart was reduced to a vegetative state.
Not to mention mortals, this is also a catastrophe for monks. Qing Xuan, a monk who went mad to save his sweetheart, has seen a lot, and there are countless parents who are parents.
But now he just wanted to laugh and laugh out loud.
The woman looked left and right, then walked straight towards them.
He Kun raised his head slightly to look at the woman, his eyes narrowed slightly, and said, "Brother Li, you see that person has the breath of heaven on her body, and she is walking towards us."
The white-eyed woman came behind Li Yi, reached out and gently tugged at the corner of his clothes, and let out a somewhat fragile and happy laugh.
"Hehe, fake Taoist, I just happened to be passing by, so I thought, come and see you."
Brother Li knows?
He Kun showed a puzzled look.
"Have you eaten? Let's go together if you haven't eaten. Li Yi said as usual.
In this case, others will be very nervous or even panicked, but Li Yi is only slightly troubled, but there is no panic.
For no other reason, Elder He couldn't beat himself.
"Oh"
The woman who covered herself tightly and only showed a pair of silver eyes sat next to Li Yi very naturally, sticking to Li Yi like a kitten. The two didn't do anything out of the ordinary, but they were a little too close.
He Kun asked, "Brother Li, who is this?"
Before Li Yi could answer, Qing Xuan next to him couldn't help but answer: "Uncle, this is the confidante of the immortal chief, and he has the grace to save his life for the immortal chief." If it weren't for Miss Shiraishi, the immortal chief's body might not have been able to be preserved until now, which can be described as a grace of perfection. ”
"Uncle, why don't you speak?"
At this moment, he is clear and willing to call you uncle!