Chapter 235 Li Yi: I would have continued to play mahjong if I knew it
Mahjong parlor.
"Wang Fang, if you lose, give the money quickly."
Li Yi sat on the bench, followed the example of other old men and stepped on the bench with his right foot, resting his elbows on the table, and casually hitting the big and small kings.
Due to their invincibility in mahjong, many old men and aunts no longer dare to play with themselves, and they don't know how to give money. But thinking about how to win back the money from himself, he changed the way he played.
Fight landlords.
He sat in the bank, hoping to let him spit out all his wins, but unfortunately these people couldn't win themselves in terms of luck.
In the words of the old gods, it is luck, and the top powerhouses have luck, and many good things will come in a hurry. Li Yi felt that this was just an afterthought, and asked him to say that it was the strong who had the ability to turn bad things into good things, not that they had good luck to become strong.
Just like the establishment of legitimacy after the success of the rebellion in ancient times, the reason is found casually, but it is not the reason for the success of the founding emperor.
The doorman of the old community turned pale, took out his pocket, and said: "On credit, on credit, Lao Tzu's pants are going to lose, are you a kid, how can anyone win all the time." ”
Li Yi glanced at the large group of people gathered behind him and said, "The eyes of the masses are bright. ”
With so many pairs of eyes staring, the God of Gamblers can't cheat when he comes. Li Yi can cheat, but he has a premise for cheating, that is, the other party cheats first.
The other two took out a piece of 1 yuan, and they didn't play much, and it was only 5 yuan for a game, and most of the time it was one dollar.
As the name suggests, it is called a small gamble, although most of the time these uncles and aunts lose their eyes.
"Hey, I'll win you today." The doorman sighed and began to collect the cards, and the people around him gradually dispersed. What was confusing immediately afterwards was that Li Yi did not get up and was still sitting on the bench.
"Li Yi, don't you go home to accompany your little girlfriend?"
Normally, at this point, Li Yi should be going home, no matter what others say, this kid can always run away.
Li Yi said: "Let's play a few more rounds." ”
"Quarrelsome?" The doorman first questioned, and then comforted him with a look of a passerby:
"It's okay for young people to quarrel, it's better to live after more quarrels, and now if you don't quarrel, you will quarrel for divorce. If the two of you are suitable to live together, maybe you can add a little more affection. ”
"So how do you keep two women from arguing?" Li Yi humbly asked for advice, he had little experience in this area.
Although he lived for more than 5,000 years, his spouse was always one. If there is a contradiction, it is only a contradiction between two people at most, and it is impossible to involve a third party.
But now I have the fourth person who excludes myself......
Li Changsheng is not omniscient and omnipotent, and Li Yi is naturally not either.
"Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship? I think about it......"
Uncle Janissary thought about it for a while, he studied sociology before he retired, and the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, which has been plaguing Shenzhou society for thousands of years, is a major topic.
In the end, he shook his head and said: "Women have no solution to quarrels, and my advice is not to quarrel after the quarrel." As the nucleus of the family, you will compete for ownership of you in all senses, and you are like a lion in a pack. ”
"Of course this metaphor is not very appropriate, you are either impartial or you are both pleased."
"It's the same thing." Li Yi nodded slightly, and he asked again: "What if my parents may not be able to accept them?" ”
"Young people, feelings are a matter for the two of you, and you can listen to what your parents say, but you can't listen to all of them."
The doorman patted Li Yi on the shoulder sympathetically, as if he saw himself back then.
"It's not easy for you, this kind of thing has been in a dilemma since ancient times, and it's best to think more about yourself."
"Taught."
"Since you don't go back, then keep coming, I have to win it back today."
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At the same time, on the other side, the atmosphere was tense to the extreme, and the air seemed to be mixed with thousands of fine needles, and a breath could make people's lungs full of holes.
The Taiyin Fairy did not back down in the slightest this time, and the reason for retreating before was because of insufficient strength. Just got out of the control of the crazy woman, and happened to be rescued by the other party, people had to bow their heads under the eaves.
is different from the current situation, she and Taidong Yunshu are both in the Jindan stage, and their strength may be strong and weak, but at least they are at the same level. The village woman before was much weaker than the sword idiot in front of her, and the sword idiot unilaterally crushed the village woman in terms of fighting methods, and the two were not good at the same at all.
But the village woman still fought back and forth with this sword idiot, the reason is that this is not a simple fight, and it also involves emotional disputes. Similar to the ancient palace fight, those concubines who wanted to take the throne couldn't pick up the guy and cut the queen to be able to take the throne, and their current situation is the same.
According to his rich experience, the condition for victory is not to be better than whom, but to be more patient and not to make mistakes. It's only been a year or two now, and everyone has that patience, but what about tens or hundreds of years from now?
As he said to Shiraishi before, people's minds will change. Dozens or hundreds of years later, she didn't believe that the sword idiot and the village woman could still have that patience. In the end, the two will definitely join forces to force the palace, and then it will be the time for her to win!
They will just compete for the high, and the rabbit will only feel sorry for the fairy chief~
So being found out is not a problem, on the contrary, it can make the situation aggravate and bring yourself one step closer to victory.
The Taiyin fairy was impressed by her wit, and she was confident in her heart, and her courage was naturally not far behind.
She straightened her back and raised her head, her fingertips flicking away the Heavenly Sword, the crisp crash that shook the gate and a wave of qi spread around them.
Bai Shixue almost fell to the ground in a trance when she saw her body, and then a mysterious aura appeared, and all the discomfort was quietly smoothed out.
"Take away your sword and frighten whom? Master Rabbit, I'm not scared. Now you and I are both in the Jindan stage, although I will definitely not be able to beat you in terms of fighting methods, but I still have the qualifications to make two moves with you. Now that things are getting bigger, it's not good for any of us, so it's better to sit down and talk. ”
With his own ingenuity, he will definitely be able to fool this sword idiot.
"Oh." Dongyun Shu's eyes narrowed slightly, the heavenly sword was put into its sheath, and the tense atmosphere was slightly eased at this moment.
The Taiyin Fairy smiled a little and continued: "It seems that your mind is not all about fighting and killing, how can feelings be won by force. ”
"But I can make you disappear."
The cold and piercing voice came, and Dongyun Shu's left hand reached forward and grabbed the Taiyin Fairy, and the other party was already on guard. In an instant, the aura surged, and the aura within a radius of ten miles stirred up gusts of wind, blowing the clothes of the residents on the floor hanging outside flying everywhere.
In front of the Taiyin Fairy, in a place that could not be observed by the naked eye, hundreds of body protection Dao methods wrapped the jade hand like a spider web. Pushing forward an inch is equivalent to pushing dozens of tons of objects, and the invisible magic protection in front of you can withstand a high-speed heavy truck, or even a missile.
Although the rabbit is not good at fighting, and is even called the penultimate in the fighting method of transforming into a god by Li Changsheng, the emaciated camel is bigger than the horse. At the peak of her transformation into a god, she used the Dao method of the Jindan period, which was far better than most people.
Simply mobilizing the aura within a radius of ten miles in this gesture is not a level that can be achieved during the Jindan period.
"In your previous life, you were only in the early stage of transforming into a god, and you rabbit master and I are at the peak of transforming a god."
As soon as the words fell, with a crisp sound, the palm that had been paused continued to move forward. The hundreds of body protection Dao methods were shattered inch by inch, and the turbulent aura was visible to the naked eye, as if golden threads of silk were flying in the air.
The entire building shook violently, but the next moment it was leveled by an invisible force. The change was so rapid that it was only a few tenths of a second, and it did not cause any trouble to the people around it.
Collect the power of ten thousand jun in every square inch, and the power of the collapsed mountain is like a breeze.
Dong Yunshu noticed this scene, but ignored the movements in his hands and let them go even more. A sword intent flew out and instantly shattered all the obstacles in front of her, and her hand grabbed the hair of the Taiyin Fairy.
Hair is as soft as snow, soft as silk.
If it was someone else, he might be very pitiful to caress him, but Dong Yunshu pulled the other party over so stiffly, his eyes were lowered, his eyes were cold, and he leaned over slightly to look at the Taiyin Fairy.
It was as if he was looking at an ant.
"Too bad."
How can it be?!
The Taiyin Fairy's eyes widened, and her Dao method was actually cut off by the other party's sword intent. This is her best body protection method in addition to the escape method, a magical power called Jin Xuqi Gang.
This is a magical power that the Immortal Chief has tailored for himself!
Someone who was looking at this side sighed silently, no matter how good the supernatural power is, it depends on the person. The gap between the two fighting methods is not half a star, not to mention that the rabbit has just been Jindan, and Yun Shu is already infinitely close to Yuanying.
Dongyun Shu said coldly: "Don't come back to Zhou Di after leaving now, I don't have to blame the past." ”
Although the rabbit had been poured a basin of cold water at the moment, and he was already timid in his heart, he still stubbornly said: "What if I don't? ”
As soon as the words fell, Dong Yunshu raised his other hand high, the Heavenly Sword disappeared, and he smashed it hard against the rabbit's face with his palm. Without any hesitation, he hit the face of the country and the city solidly, and the perfect interpretation of what is called a spicy hand.
Bai Shixue saw that her mouth opened slightly, and she took half a step back, and her face couldn't help but have a trace of fear.
Really hit.
The Taiyin Fairy was obviously a little stunned when she was punched, but she didn't expect the other party to be so rude with her fists and kicks.
"You hit me?"
Boom!
Dongyun Shu raised his fist and punched again towards his eye sockets and eyebrows, although he didn't hit the cracks in his eyes, but there were also some more bruises. The sound was even more terrifying, like a drum.
With the physical strength of the Jindan period, a little bruise was enough to see that Dong Yunshu did not spare her hand at all, and she would not leave her hand.
I care about Li Yi alone, not these little bitches. In her opinion, these people should get out, and if they don't, they should fight until they dare not come.
Dongyun Shu is competitive and has never been weaker than others in his life.
"You little who hasn't been in a room before!" The Taiyin Fairy was completely furious, she had been so humiliated once upon a time.
Since he and the immortal chief, no one has ever dared to hit himself, let alone be punched in the face by someone who grabbed his head. The damage is not great, but it can be extremely insulting, and it does not give yourself any affection at all!
Are you still a cultivator?
The Taiyin Fairy was furious and couldn't care about any reserve, and she picked up her fist and smashed it at Dong Yunshu, and a wave of air blew up the hair of the two. And the fist didn't hit Dong Yunshu's cold face, and was blocked by an invisible sword gang at a distance of one centimeter.
Dong Yunshu punched down again, and the hit on the rabbit's face no longer had the same feel as before, and the force in her hand increased again with her eyes narrowing slightly.
Since you want to protect, then I'll let go of my hand and fight.
"I'm at odds with you!"
"You're still fighting! Ahhh ”
"Woo woo fairy chief save your life and save the rabbit, you have to be killed and provoked"
The cry of the Taiyin Fairy shook the heavens and the earth, as if he had been injured enough to be fatal, and Li Yi would die in the next second if he didn't make a move.
And the force in the shadows only suppressed the sound, as long as the three of them heard it, and outsiders didn't know what was going on here. Even if it is a dozen Jindan periods that secretly cast their eyes on this side, they can't recommend this old apartment for half a point.
He knows the truth that family affairs should not be publicized.
The rabbit screamed miserably, but in fact it only suffered some flesh wounds, which could be healed in the blink of an eye. In fact, from the second punch, Li Yi had secretly helped her unload most of the force, basically just pressing his fist on her face.
But the rabbit is too miserable, and he will add injuries to his face.
After half a ring, the Taiyin Fairy had already made her nose blue and her face swollen.
Normal people may have been beaten into pigs' heads, but the Taiyin fairy may have a high upper limit of appearance, and the bruises on her face have not only broken or become ugly, but have added a bit of pity and pity.
Dongyun exhaled slowly, and for a while he felt refreshed.
She had beaten Wei Xi before, but she couldn't press the other party under her so easily and beat her fiercely. If you want to subdue the other party, you have to show some real skills, and you won't be able to keep your hands at all when the time comes, so Li Yi will take action to stop them.
But the rabbit spirit in front of him is different, too weak.
However, there is also a disadvantage to this, Li Yi will favor her, and secretly poke and poke from the beginning to prevent herself from hitting the rabbit essence. It seems that the fist can be touched at most, and the force is so light that even mortals can't hurt it.
The Taiyin Fairy also gradually stopped crying at this time, she was really scared, but not really crying. All this is just to win the sympathy of the immortal chief, and then let the immortal chief help him, so as to achieve the purpose of occupying a favorable position.
And the immortal chief did help herself, but he didn't help her fight this sword idiot!
Bai Shixue, who couldn't see the secret clues next to him, saw that he was already stupid, and the whole person was trembling against the wall.
It's not that she hasn't seen a woman snatch a man, and she likes to shoot this kind of scene in a more ancient TV series in the past. When she was in elementary school, her mother watched the TV series at 8 o'clock every night, almost all of which had a plot of several women fighting for a man.
But it's the first time I've seen you like this, and it's the first time I've seen you if it's even more ferocious than a police movie.
"Have you had enough?" Taiyin Fairy said coldly, and in the next second, Dongyun Shu actually took another turn, and it was still thunder and rain, but it made her even more angry.
"You sword idiot, do you know how to fight and kill? No matter how good you are? Can you snatch the Immortal Elder back to the Sword Sect? ”
Dong Yunshu said: "Do you know that people die and die? There are many things in mortals that seem complicated, but in fact everything is solved as long as the person is killed. Back then, those giant enterprises kept saying that society could not live without them, and then I let them disappear and Qi became more prosperous. ”
No matter how talented you are, you can calculate all the tricks of the world, and as long as your head hits the ground, it will turn to dust.
"Do you dare?"
"There is no one in the world that I, Dongyun Shu, dare not kill."
The Heavenly Sword fell into her palm, and a trace of killing intent flashed in Dong Yunshu's eyes, she hated deception the most, and this rabbit spirit had been by Brother Li's side for so long.
I'm afraid that all the things that should be done and the things that shouldn't have been done.
"Yun Shu is enough."
A flat voice came out of the void, and Li Yi suddenly appeared next to Dong Yunshu. Things have gotten to such a point that he has to stand up.
"Fellow Daoist, my sword has not yet been unsheathed." Dong Yunshu glanced at him out of the corner of his eye, and then swung out a sword.
The sword light is shining, and the sword intent is soaring.
The target is not the Taiyin Fairy, but Li Yi.
Her sword was unsheathed, and she didn't plan to actually kill the rabbit spirit. But Li Yi stood up, she was really murderous.
Li Yi raised his hand to block, and the palm of his hand could reach three inches for thousands of miles, and the sword light that was enough to cut off the high-rise buildings behind him all fell into his palm, leaving a shallow white mark in the end.
"Yunshu ......"
As soon as he said his name, he was interrupted by Dong Yunshu, and the other party said coldly: "Between Taoist couples, it is enough to be commensurate with Taoist friends." ”
Really.
Li Yi scratched his cheeks, his expression was rare and a little embarrassed, and he turned his head to look at his intimate little padded jacket.
"Rabbit."
The Taiyin Fairy turned her head and said, "Immortal Chief, there is no need for the maid to be so intimate. ”
She knew that she should only feel sorry for the fairy chief now, but just now Li Yi didn't come out to favor herself from beginning to end, which made the rabbit very, very angry.
I screamed so badly!
"White Stone."
Bai Shixue shook her head again and again and said, "Classmate Li, we are just friends. ”
“……”
Li Yi was speechless, he remembered what the doorman said not long ago.
As the core of the family, standing up is bound to be set on fire. And here is not a contradiction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, but a more intense contradiction between a daughter-in-law and another daughter-in-law.
It was obviously impossible for him to stand up and make everyone obedient.
I knew that I would continue to play mahjong.
(End of chapter)