Zhu Zhu has never done any business and has never opened a store.

He believes that no matter what business he does, there will inevitably be a loss of money, and he will never take this risk.

In fact, he doesn't do business, and there is a more important reason, that is because he has never had the capital to do business, but his nickname is "boss".

Zhu Zhu is a person who knows how to enjoy and is very open to everything, and the combination of these two reasons makes the flesh on his body increase day by day.

Fat people seem to be blessed, and only very blessed people can be bosses, so many people call him boss.

In fact, he was a blessed man.

Although he did not dare to compliment his appearance, he had a very beautiful and virtuous wife.

He had never done anything serious in his life, but he was always able to live in the most comfortable house, wear the most elaborate clothes, and drink the best wine.

He is also very proud of one thing - he always thinks that he is lazier than Lu Xiaofeng.

As soon as you see him and sit on that large and comfortable Taishi chair, there is rarely anything in the world that can make him stand up, even if it is to move!

Because no matter what he wants to do, he must first "stop" and think about it.

As long as you can think about it, there is nothing you have to do in the world.

Zhu Zhu was thinking very much now, so he got up from the Taishi chair, turned on the stove in the backyard himself, and then slammed the sledgehammer with his bare arms.

Sitting on the Taishi chair is Li Jinyu, and on the other Taishi chair is Tie Feihua, the two are leisurely sipping tea and enjoying the afternoon sun.

As for how to get Zhu to stand up?

It's so easy!

A box of gold, shiny, white, and sparkling gold and silver jewelry is placed in front of you, but anyone who hesitates for even a second is disrespectful to money.

When a middle-aged fat person arrives, he can disrespect his laziness, but he must respect money.

Although the money Zhu can't save a penny, it will be carefully hidden by the proprietress .

It is said that the proprietress hid the money, even if Sikong picked up stars and Chu Liuxiang, they would not want to find a copper plate, and the two would not come to Zhu Zhu's house to start.

After all, there's a god hunting here!

No matter how famous the two of them are, to put it bluntly, they are just thieves, and when facing the six doors of the gods, their morale will always be three or four points lower.

Li Jinyu drank the tea made by the proprietress and said a little proudly: "There are many ways to make a lazy person not lazy, and I like the simplest one." ”

"That's because he's not lazy enough!"

"If he is really a lazy man, how can he have an unrivaled pair of skillful hands?

Any kind of skill and knowledge requires countless blood and sweat to achieve something.

The world only sees that Zhu Zhu is very lazy now, how do you know that he also practiced three times in winter and three times in summer? ”

"I remember that Begonia has the world's first village, attracting all kinds of strange people, including one of the world's first lazy people, have you ever been to see it?"

"No, I'm afraid I can't help but cut him!"

"Why?"

"That kind of person lives to waste food, and it is a disgrace to all those who work hard!"

"But he didn't break the law."

"That's why I don't look at it, out of sight, out of mind, just don't wander around in front of my eyes."

"He is already the lazy person in the world, how can he wander around in front of your eyes, won't he be tired to death?"

"It's okay to be tired to death, save food!"

The proprietress Shi Shiran walked in, held a small handkerchief with two fingers, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect Li Gongzi to take such a fancy to this fat man." ”

Li Jinyu said: "Everyone who makes money by their own ability deserves to be respected, especially Zhu Zhu, a skilled craftsman with perfect skills." ”

"It is said that Li Gongzi can pick up treasures when he goes out."

"It's just a rumor, I did pick up a sum of money, so you don't have to respect me, because picking up money is just luck, and it has nothing to do with ability."

"Isn't it also a great skill to keep the money you have picked up? Li Gongzi was too modest. ”

"Well said, well said, Zhu Zhu has a wife like you, which is ten times better than Lu Xiaofeng!"

Before the words fell, a very unserious voice came from the door: "You big bastard, call me a little phoenix if you have something, and arrange me behind your back when you have nothing to do!" ”

"Every word I say is the truth, you bachelor, is it better than someone who has a wife?"

"Aren't you married?"

"I just got promoted to the top of the son's list, if I get off the list like this, I'm too shameless."

"Langya Pavilion is really, even a bastard like you can be the leader, why can't I be on the list?"

"If Langya Pavilion comes up with a list of the top ten bastards in the rivers and lakes, you will definitely be in the top three."

"Cut! Do you think you'll be able to escape? ”

Lu Xiaofeng picked up the tea beside Li Jinyu, drank it unceremoniously, and then turned into a gourd baby.

"Poof!"

The tea is all squirted!

"You bastard! What does it taste like? ”

"When I was in a hurry, I was tired and sweated too much, so I asked the proprietress to add some salt."

"Did you add a little salt?"

"I'm drinking normally anyway!"

It's really normal.

Although Su Ying's medicinal strength has passed, Li Jinyu's tongue is still a little numb, and the taste will be a little heavy in a short period of time, lasting for about half a month.

In fact, the proprietress was also surprised, but a box of jewelry was in front of her, that is, Li Jinyu wanted to eat salty salt pancakes, and she did not hesitate to burn them immediately!

To hesitate for a second is to disrespect money!

Anyway, it's not her who eats!

"What are you going to do?"

"Looking for Zhu to stop repairing my knife, I recently got a good thing to maintain my treasure knife."

"Where's the Iron Catcher?"

"Her sword, take care of it together."

"I'm relieved that you're here."

"What? Something went wrong? ”

"I received news that someone wanted something in Zhu Zhu's hand, so he came over to take a look."

The proprietress said: "This guy has no copper plate except for two hundred catties of fat, what is there to worry about?" Who is so blind? ”

Li Jinyu quipped: "Look in the mirror, you can see the person who doesn't open his eyes!" ”

Tie Feihua said: "Don't interrupt, Lu Xiaofeng, what kind of person does you want to take Zhu Zhu?" ”

Lu Xiaofeng said: "It seems to be a picture, which is said to be related to a jade Buddha carved by Master Xuanzang." ”

"Master Xuanzang still has this craft?"

"Anyway, I just heard that it is said that Master Xuanzang passed through Gaochang Kingdom, discussed Buddhism with the lord Ju Wentai, talked very happily, and carved a jade Buddha for him with his own hands."

"Gao Chang? Didn't it become the protectorate of the Western Regions? ”

"Yes!"

"Then even if there is really a Jade Buddha, it has already reached the treasury, and the right national teacher Yuanshi is a disciple of Master Xuanzang, with His Majesty's character, I am afraid that it has already been given."

"Anyway, it's the Jade Buddha, when Zhu Stop is done, I'll ask Zhu Stop, if someone comes in the past two days, you should be lighter, let's ask for some news."

"Yes."

The proprietress said disdainfully: "Although our family is not a wealthy family, it is not a little thief who comes and leaves!" ”

This is true.

As one of the best mechanics in the world, Zhu Zhu has arranged many powerful mechanisms at home.

Rushing in, even a master of Lu Xiaofeng's level will suffer a big loss.

It's just that the two of them have to live normally after all, so except for some important warehouses, the organs in the rest of the places are not opened, otherwise a girl who steps on the wrong foot and is shot into a hedgehog by the organ will not lose home?

After a while, Zhu Zhu, who was blackened, came over with a snort and gasped, and gasped: "I'm really tired, I haven't done this kind of work for many years." ”

Lu Xiaofeng said: "No loss!" No loss! There are goldfish guarding here, and they can keep this fat body. ”

Zhu Zhu rolled his eyes and said, "If I see you, I won't encounter any good things, what trouble have you caused?" ”

Lu Xiaofeng said: "It's not me, it's you, think about it, have you ever made a Jade Buddha or something?" ”

Zhu stopped: "Phew! Think about a fart, I have made no less than 200 Jade Buddhas, which famous mountain and ancient temple does not have a Buddha statue made by me? How could you possibly come up with it? ”

But Zhu Zhu is too lazy, if he can't get the work he wants to do, and his hand is a little tight, he will make a few fake antiques, and in front of Tie Feihua, these words will never dare to be said.

"The jade Buddha carved by Master Xuanzang."

"I haven't seen it at all!"

"I really don't know?"

"I don't like to practice martial arts, and I don't know how to eat fasting and chant Buddha, even the Buddha statue given by the Buddha, I also took it and sold it for money, how can I care in the slightest?"

Hearing this, the boss gritted her teeth angrily.

They have been married for several years, and they have no heirs, and the proprietress has worshiped many immortals for this, Zhu Zhu has spoken like this with a broken mouth, no matter how much incense there is, it is useless!

This bastard!

Li Jinyu smiled: "Anyway, I will stay here in the near future, but I want to see who will come!" ”

Li Jinyu, Tie Feihua, Lu Xiaofeng, plus the organs arranged by Zhu Zhu, even if Tie Zhongtang wants to rush over and rob him, he will touch a nose of ashes!

Everyone was happy, but the people who were watching outside felt liver pain, and their faces twitched angrily.

Xuanzang Jade Buddha was made up by him, the purpose was to attract more people, so as to fish in troubled waters, he took the opportunity to catch the proprietress to threaten Zhu Zhu.

Not for anything else, just for a drawing.

Drawings of the Jiangnan Huajia secret room.

The secret room was built by Zhu Zhu, and one hundred and eight mechanisms were arranged inside, and at the core was a jade Buddha more than one foot high, which was the national treasure of Hanhai Kingdom.

Hanhai Kingdom is one of the 36 countries in the Western Regions, everyone believes in Buddhism, and if the prince wants to inherit the throne, he needs to fast for three days with this Jade Buddha before he can ascend the throne.

To put it bluntly, it is the jade seal of Hanhai Kingdom.

Twenty years ago, there was great chaos within the Hanhai Kingdom, and it happened that Hua Ruling, the head of the Hua family, took a caravan to do business, and the old king hit it off at first sight, and the old king handed over the Jade Buddha to Hua Ruling, and he kept it on his behalf!

Now that the old king has died of illness for three years, several princes are fighting for it, and whoever can get the Jade Buddha will definitely get the support of more ministers.

More than ten years ago, this person infiltrated the Hua family to steal the Jade Buddha, although he was unsuccessful, he committed an evil thing.

He's blinded and blind!

His name is - Iron Shoe Thief!

(End of chapter)