Q: What's the most embarrassing thing in the world?

Answer: As soon as I finished installing the fork, I was slapped in the face when I turned my head!

This is the case with tall and skinny people on barges.

Just said arrogantly that he was here, and he only needed a little trick to ensure that nothing went wrong, and before the words fell, the Blood River Divine Sword had already bombarded down.

Shalkhan doesn't know martial arts, and the little prince's martial arts are relatively average, in the face of the river of blood falling from the sky, the thin and tall man can only hold back his anger and wave a palm upward.

With a roaring collision sound, the whole river seemed to be boiling, and water dragons quickly drilled out of the river, with a radius of hundreds of zhang full of majestic strength.

Immediately after, the weather turned cold in an instant.

The wind is cold, the snow is heavy, the catkins are all over the bridge, the pear blossoms cover the house, the icebergs are shining, the remnants of the snow shine on the water, like the three million jade dragons retreating, such as the defeated scales and remnants of the armor flying all over the sky.

It was obviously the hottest weather, but it suddenly turned into a cold winter, which made people feel fear in their bones.

Especially in this icy and snowy land, an ice dragon of hundreds of feet swirls around, even if the ice silkworm Gu is drawn dry, it cannot achieve such a terrifying effect in an instant.

"Wow~~"

The ice dragon was condescending and rushed over, Jin Wuwei was about to retreat, but he heard Yu Chi Minglou shouting: "Archer, listen to my command, line up!" Shoot the arrows! ”

Yu Chi Minglou pointed in a few directions, and the well-trained Jin Wuwei immediately fired arrows in those directions.

Strong bows and crossbows, arrows raining down, obviously all shot in the air, but the surrounding cold is getting less and less.

Just when everyone was in shock, Tie Feihua suddenly flew up, and the surging river of blood poured down, slashing down the ice dragon's neck.

From a distance, it looks like a mouse holding a toothpick and charging towards a python!

Seeing this kind of scene, nine out of ten people would feel that Tie Feihua would definitely lose, and one admired Tie Feihua's courage and began to contact the coffin shop.

But is that really the case?

How could Tie Feihua be such an impulsive and reckless person?

The blood is monstrous, and the sword qi slays the dragon!

There was no magnificent sound of collision, no thunderous collision, and no true element hedge like a volcanic eruption, where the Blood River Divine Sword passed, the ice dragon disappeared, and there was no longer a single penny.

Slay the dragon with one sword!

Only then did everyone realize that the ice dragon was just illusory, and it was not really someone who condensed the Baizhang Ice Dragon with true qi.

Tie Feihua said: "Good illusion! ”

Yu Chi Minglou said: "The Demon Sealing Clan, sure enough, it is your group of remnants, back then, the right national teacher was benevolent, spared your life, and you should practice well." ”

After a pause, Wei Chi Minglou's face was full of murderous intent: "Since you are obsessed and unrepentant, then don't blame me for being a junior!" Shoot the arrows! ”

In the dispute with the Demon Sealing Clan back then, the young Di Renjie and Yu Chi Zhenjin did their best.

Even so, because the illusion of the leader of the Demon Sealing Clan was too strong, he could only rely on the round test to solve the siege in the end.

Yu Chi Zhenjin remembered this very deeply, and passed on the method of dealing with illusion to Yu Chi Minglou and others.

First of all, illusion is not witchcraft, it is the use of various means to create psychedelic effects, not only mental, but also the environment, mechanisms, and even psychology.

Secondly, a clever illusionist, his shots are always a combination of fiction and reality, both true and false, if he blindly thinks that it is all false and does not need to block, he is likely to be divided by a random knife.

In the end, even if it is said to break through the heavens, illusion is just illusion, as long as there is enough strength, it can forcibly break the realm of illusion with external force.

The illusion of the Demon Sealing Clan is certainly powerful, but thousands of gold guards and thousands of arrows are fired together, and the arrows are raining down, no matter what he is true or false, it is directly a physical exorcism.

Can you confuse the living with illusion, can you confuse the wood and steel?

Anyway, the last thing Jin Wuwei lacks is weapons, there is another round of crossbow arrows, and the rain of arrows does not stop for a moment, and the leader of the Demon Clan, Shas, urges the illusion again and again, but he can only be blasted by Yu Chi Minglou again and again.

Not to mention that there are masters like Tie Feihua, who continue to attack with the Blood River Divine Sword, and in less than a cup of tea, more than a dozen members of the Demon Sealing Clan were killed by the Blood River Divine Sword.

The members of the Demon Sealing Clan are already scarce, and Shas also sees the opportunity, and plans to cooperate with the little prince to pit Wu Zetian and avenge the original revenge.

Unexpectedly, before he left the city, he was blocked by Jin Wuwei, and people didn't care about illusion at all, it was just a rain of arrows and sword energy, and a continuous bombardment.

Seeing that the clansmen continued to attrition, Shas's heart was full of anger, the original patriarch's opponents were Yu Chi Zhenjin and Di Renjie, and even forced the two to a desperate situation, and now he can't even compare to their descendants!

The same cannot be said!

At the beginning, Wei Chi Zhen Jin Di Renjie not only did not have many resources in his hands, but also Wu Zetian was constrained in many ways.

If he could have led the three thousand golden guards, lined up in arrays, shot in three sections, and fired thousands of arrows at once, the patriarch of the demon clan who kept it would have been shot into a hedgehog by random arrows.

"Whew!"

The sword qi of the blood river hit his heart directly, and Shas had to make a move to resist, in addition to illusion, he also practiced many martial arts, but his martial arts strength was not bad.

But at the moment of the move, the illusion could not be maintained, and everything around it changed to its original appearance.

Yu Chi Minglou drew a bow and arrows, aimed at the remnants of the Demon Sealing Clan, and each arrow would pierce one person.

No one could have imagined that Chi Minglou, the general of Jin Wuwei, was the best at bows and arrows.

Well......

The main thing is that Shas and others can't think of it.

Those who are familiar with Wei Chi Minglou know that his archery skills pierce Yang in a hundred steps, and when he was a teenager, he already had titles such as Xiao Yangyouji and Xiao Li Guang.

With a bow and arrow, it can lead but not fire, and just by relying on momentum, children of the same age can surrender obediently.

"Whoosh!"

An arrow pierced Shahrhan's crown of hair, and Shahrhan suddenly became a cape.

Yu Chi Minglou confirmed that this was not a disguise, but a real face, and another arrow was shot!

"Doo!"

The arrow pierced Shahrhan's shoulder, but instead of a complete hole, it was stuck in the tail of the arrow.

The force carried him backwards, and the arrow sank into the deck with a clatter, pinning Shar Khan to the plank, and there was no chance to escape.

"Whoosh!"

Yu Chi Minglou was another arrow, and this time it was the little prince of the alien race who was nailed to the deck.

"Roar~~"

A beastly roar rang from below deck, and four tattooed monsters escaped.

The three were tall and strong, looking like Kunlun slaves, and they were also holding heavy weapons such as golden gourd hammers, golden whips, and Xuanhua axes in their hands, and their muscles were bulging and flashing with oil, and they were obviously proficient in horizontal qigong.

A diminutive dwarf with a contorted face like a monkey, holding a meteor hammer in his hand.

Although he is short in stature, he can use a meteor hammer the size of a watermelon, and his strength is obviously not small.

These four people are the secret killer skills of the Demon Clan's hard training, collectively known as the "Four Monsters".

They have been soaked in secret medicine since childhood, and their bodies have been severely poisoned, making them invulnerable and powerful, and their physique has already changed.

If necessary, they can even be put to sleep in stone statues, and at that time, no matter how observed, they are no different from stones.

Wei Chi Minglou, who is good at long-range attacks, if he is close to four people who are proficient in horizontal qigong, I am afraid that he will be torn to pieces in an instant, and there is not a single intact bone.

But what kind of character is Yu Chi Minglou, how could he give these four monsters half a chance.

The four of them roared and rushed forward, and before they could get close to Yu Chiming's building, the heavy fist of the iron hand had already hit.

Banner Palm!

Murderous fist with bare hands!

The four monsters are invulnerable and infinitely powerful, how could the strength of the second master of Tie ever be half a point weaker?

"Boom!"

With a bang, the four of them were repelled by the iron hand, and before the four of them could be encircled again, the iron hand had already circled behind one of them and blasted out with a punch.

Ten miles of thunder!

The punch rushed straight to the back of the heart, and although the skin and muscles could unload, they could not stop the continuous internal strength.

This person didn't even move, as if he was holding the power of this punch, but in fact, he collected all the punch strength, and his internal organs were bombarded into minced meat by the punch.

The four monsters sensed each other, and when they saw the iron hand kill one person, the other three rushed towards them with red eyes.

The left hand of the iron hand moves the "Red Cliff Copper Wall" to block the gourd hammer and the Xuanhua axe, and the right hand "iron strokes the silver hook" to catch the dwarf's meteor hammer with extreme accuracy.

No matter how strong the dwarf was, his own weight was too small, and the iron hand pulled him up like a kite with a slight force.

The one who flies in the air is the target!

Yu Chi Minglou drew a bow and arrow, and a special dark iron arrow shot through the throat of the dwarf.

The iron hand threw the meteor hammer out of the situation, and used a tricky move, this move is a rare feminine and dark energy in the palm of the banner, and the move is impossible to prevent.

The iron hand hid the dark energy in the chain, and the meteor hammer that flew out upside down locked the two of them, and his body also flew with the meteor hammer, and in an instant, he was in front of one person!

Windswept clouds!

A palm was imprinted on the door of the gourd hammer's brain, and the palm force vibrated like a spring, and the strength of the bull across the mountain invaded the brain, shaking his brain into a pulp.

In the blink of an eye, there was only one person left of the four monsters.

It's not that the means of sealing the demon clan are not strong enough, but the martial arts of the iron hand are too high.

In the original plot, the iron hand is the thickest and strongest among the four famous catchers, and now he is the head of the two families of the iron and blood banner gate and the free door, if he can't even break the horizontal practice of qigong, how can he talk about the name of the iron hand?

Iron Hand could see that these four people were more similar to medicine men, and they didn't have much wisdom in themselves, and they couldn't ask anything.

Rather than keep them and be taken away by some people to become tools in the future, it is better to give them a relief.

After three moves, the last person was shattered by the iron hand punch, and the Xuanhua board axe fell to the ground!

And with the death of the four demons, the leader of the Demon Sealing Clan, Shas, is also completely in trouble.

He is a master of illusion, poison, and tricks, and is proficient in a variety of strange miscellaneous tasks, and if he is given time to prepare, it will cause extremely terrifying damage.

But he is like a magician, and his ability to wear and whistles is great, but he can't do close combat.

Especially his opponent is still Tie Feihua, who has made great progress in martial arts, and the Blood River Divine Sword does not leave the vital point around him for a moment, and he falls into a desperate situation in a short time.

If it weren't for the fact that he still had many mechanisms on his body, he could rely on them to maintain them, I am afraid that he would have been cut in half by the Blood River Divine Sword a long time ago, or he would have been captured by the Nine Yin Divine Claws.

"Sight, hearing, taste, smell, and even telepathy can all be psychedelized, but there is one thing that illusion can never change......"

Tie Feihua thought of what Li Jinyu had said at the beginning, when they were discussing how to confirm whether they were in an illusion or reality if they met the Eighth Master Ba and were attacked by him with the Heaven and Earth Spiritual Dafa.

"That's the basic rules of physics, the apple will fall to the ground, the river will flow down, the sun will shine, and most importantly, ......"

"If you really can't deal with it, you will go crazy and imagine the stories I told you one by one in your mind, in that case, even if the Eighth Master Ba personally takes action, it will be difficult to maintain the illusion!"

"The so-called illusion, the core is not just the mental power, but the imagination of the brain, a person with poor imagination, illusion is not worth mentioning!"

"Take the original Demon Sealing Clan as an example, their so-called illusion is just a few more eyes, a taller body, or a red-haired monster!"

Although Shas's illusion is exquisite, at most it can only use sight and hearing, and it doesn't even have the ability to blind Tie Feihua's mind, let alone whether it's true or false?

Tie Feihua only needs to run the Conscience Spell to block Shas's illusion, and Shas wants to hypnotize Tie Feihua, and Tie Feihua directly counterattacks with the Soul Transfer Dafa.

Tie Feihua's own imagination is not big enough, but listening to Li Jinyu tell so many stories and casually fantasize a few scenes can make Shas's heart tremble.

"Shas, you have no more chips, surrender quickly! Surrender may save your life! ”

"Saving your life? You think I'm a three-year-old? Do you think I don't know Wu Zetian's character? The result of surrender is that she chops it into meat sauce and feeds it to the dogs! ”

Shas roared angrily a few times, and rushed forward with countless unwilling flies, Tie Feihua swept with his sword, and the Blood River Divine Sword swept by, cutting him in half.

Yu Chi Minglou said with a smile: "Dig up the radish and dig out two ginsengs, we will make a lot of money this time." ”

Tie Shou smiled: "Those guys, why didn't you think that Jinyu was not short of money at all, so how could she sell passes?" It's a self-defeating trap! ”

Tie Feihua said: "It's not that he doesn't sell it, but he hasn't been to Caoyun Yamen at all!" ”

Hearing this, everyone burst into laughter!

Yu Chi Minglou shouted: "Shalhan, Your Majesty treats you with great kindness, you have done such a thing that is inferior to beasts, so far, what else do you have to say!" ”

Shahrhan laughed wildly: "I have nothing to say, if you have the ability, give Lao Tzu a knife, I won't tell you anything, I won't tell you anything......"

In the midst of wild laughter, Shar Khan spat blood from his mouth, but he had paraffin fangs hidden in his mouth, which had been bitten by the time everyone was fighting, and now the poison had entered the five internal organs, even if He Junqi was invited over, he could not save his life.

Everyone was feeling a little pity, and Tie Feihua suddenly thought that Li Jinyu had said that Sharhan was a very cunning and life-saving person.

How can a person who spares his life commit suicide?

Could this be......

Twin tricks!

……

The gates of Luoyang City had been opened, and everything seemed to be back to normal, and a man wearing the costume of the Ministry of Industry and driving a muck truck was about to leave the city.

Tie Feihua didn't know when to block in front of her, and said with a smile: "This car has to be inspected!" ”

The man was suddenly startled and said, "Iron ...... Iron Catcher...... What can I check for my broken car? ”

Tie Feihua said: "A carriage cast of gold, if it is a broken car, what is a good car?" ”

Before the words fell, the sword was unsheathed, and it slashed out against the carriage, cutting off the coating, and suddenly the golden light was shining.

"Shal Khan, you're really good! Can you go back to Six Doors with me now? ”

The driver sighed, lowered his head, and waved his hand to remove the disguise on his face, and it was Shahr Khan.

"Heaven is going to kill me, this is heaven is going to kill me!"

(End of chapter)