Chapter 316: Moro's Vision of the Bathing Empire
Rental houses.
Li Yi has been lying on the sofa since he returned from Florida, holding his mobile phone and playing his thousands of levels.
Or rather, this is his daily routine.
Most things in the world don't need him anymore, and he doesn't have that much face to think that the world can't turn around without him. The police will arrest someone who commits murder, a monk who practices evil skills and a company will arrest him, a traffic police officer who has a car accident, and a doctor who is sick.
The TV broadcasts news bulletins, which are nothing more than news and crime bulletins.
However, after entering the era of heaven and earth recovery, there have been some changes in the news, such as the frequent appearance of the cultivator community in the news, or the news related to the cultivation.
[Recently, there has been a heated discussion on the Internet, and all the relevant personnel of the fraud group called the 998 cultivation training class have been controlled by the police, and Tingwei will prosecute all its relevant personnel...... Finally, I warn all compatriots not to believe in the practice on the Internet, the practice is not standardized, and the relatives are in tears. 】
After the gradual opening of cultivation, the imaginary "chaos in the world and the prohibition of martial arts" did not happen. It may be an extreme individual, but society as a whole is peace-loving, and modern people are estimated to be very few who like to fight and kill.
Many people practice just to strengthen their bodies, to be beautiful, to show off, or even to follow trends.
As a result, the violent crimes of cultivation were not mentioned, but because of the government's liberalized practice, many new scams sprung up. The once disappeared qigong master reappeared, and the feng shui master took a broken roulette wheel to swagger and deceive everywhere.
For this kind of behavior, the government is naturally the most vigorous, but it is not as fast as arresting people to enter the industry, and popularizing science is not as good as fraud. Even if the police department catches the scene of fraud red-handed through information means, there are many victims who insist on transferring money.
Like this, even if Li Yi sees it and doesn't want to help.
Suddenly, firecrackers came from outside the rental house, and all the chaotic sounds in Li Yi's ears entered his ears, leaving only two words.
Gratis?
"Xiao Qiongyu, let's go to dinner, you go and tell Baishi to get up. lest I wait for me to go in and call her up and carry her again, and sober up and call me rude. ”
"Good Immortal Senior."
Qiong Yu flew into the guest room slowly with the bottle, and soon a woman wearing a black sweatshirt, bowing her head and shaking her head, beautiful and delicate facial features, and a somewhat melancholy temperament walked out.
"What's wrong with the fake Taoist priest? Are you going out again? ”
Shiraishi rubbed his eyes, slightly dark circles, and looked overworked.
In this regard, Qiong Yu combined the words she learned on the human network and gave her a very ugly nickname, Reward Stone.
In fact, the reason why Shiraishi looks overworked is that dreams only account for a small part of the reason. What really exhausted her was her cultivation, she was now practicing 20 hours a day, and her cultivation had reached the fifth level of qi refining.
With such hard work, there will be no problems with the body, but the spirit is already extremely tense, and I can only rely on the remaining four hours a day to relax. Two hours to sleep, two hours to dream.
But it doesn't prevent Qiong Yu from seeing that she is already a white stone who is obsessed with fairy color.
"There's a new bathing center downstairs, 5% off, and lunch is free."
"Go yourself." Shiraishi lost interest as soon as she heard about going out, but before she could shrink back into the room, her hat was grabbed.
Li Yi pulled the hat of the sweatshirt, sniffed it closely, and said, "How many days have you not taken a bath?" ”
"A month." Shiraishi replied that she hadn't bathed since she learned how to clean.
At first, I was a little unaccustomed to it, but then laziness gradually took over. And taking a bath can no longer give her a refreshing feeling, on the contrary, the daily water in the city makes her feel like she is sweating
It's not that the water is too dirty, it's that Shiraishi's body is too clean. Because of Qiong Yu, she had the innocent body of Brother Jindan very early, and taking a bath would stain herself.
"It smells."
"Yes...... Smelly? ”
Bai Shi was suddenly a little nervous, and quickly sniffed himself, only to smell a fragrance.
According to research, women have body odor, which is a message emitted by estrogen to attract the opposite sex and promote reproduction. This is similar to some animals in nature, which use smell to attract the opposite sex.
Cultivation can amplify this, making the fragrance more soft and elegant, so that it will not become too strong and become a stench. In the professional language of practice, yin and yang are balanced, and the fragrance of heaven comes out of itself.
It is one of the signs that the body has reached impurity, and the next level is colorless and tasteless, back to basics.
Bai Shi obviously didn't understand this, she was afraid that Li Yi would smell the stench from herself. Regardless of whether men and women are in front of the object of their liking, they definitely don't want to show their bad side, and body odor is simply a minefield in a minefield.
"Nope."
"Yes, without taking a shower."
In the end, Bai Shi reluctantly followed out, following Li Yi closely, and sometimes unconsciously pulling Li Yi's corner when there was a large flow of people.
The newly opened bathing center is just across the street from the community, and the two of them walked for 5 minutes.
As soon as the two of them walked into it, they immediately felt refreshed, and a fragrance penetrated into their noses, and the whole person was a little relaxed.
Qiong Yu's brows furrowed slightly, and finally she realized that something was wrong, and her eyes swept over the palatial bathing center, which was full of mortals and uniformed employees. Those employees were all so beautiful that countless mortals were blinded.
can fall into the eyes of the sky, but they are beast faces of different shapes, or hairy, or full of scaly armor, all of them are people wearing hairy scales.
Almost all of them are youkai who build a foundation and cultivate, and another extremely powerful force helps them transform into shapes.
"The immortal predecessors are all monsters."
Qiong Yu whispered, and Li Yi had long known that these waiters were monsters, but they didn't care if they didn't hurt anyone.
There is not much difference between humans and demons in his eyes, but because he is a human, he is more inclined to humans.
In his previous life, Li Changsheng paid attention to differentiated love, he loved the people of the world more than other living beings, because he had eaten wontons and watched dramas in the mundane world. And he loves rabbits more than he loves the world, because these are the people close to him.
However, before the difference in love, Li Yi paid more attention to karma.
Bai Shi obviously also sensed that these waiters were wrong, and subconsciously approached Li Yi and said, "Why don't we go, or call the police, will this monster suddenly eat people?" ”
Although there are many works of ladyboy love in modern times, Li Yi's "three wives" are also rabbits. But the rabbit looks like a beautiful girl like a ceramic doll, and these monsters in front of her can't hide the Tongtian Pupil at all.
All of them are strangely shaped, full of fangs, and it is difficult not to be afraid.
A monster with a snake head and a human body walked by, and a strong fishy smell came to his face.
Bai Shi was so frightened that he went directly to Li Yi, even if Li Yi protected him from being affected by the other party's breath, he would be frightened by his face.
"These monsters don't look good, let's go, and go home and wash the same."
Li Yi turned his head to look at Baishi and asked, "Can two people wash when you go home?" ”
"Huh?"
Shiraishi's face turned red for a moment, and he thought of some memories from his dreams.
He scolded in a low voice: "Hooligans." ”
Li Yi was scolded a little helplessly, and before he could explain, the bottle boy next to him immediately jumped out.
"Baishi, you stupid, the immortal predecessors said that the bathroom at home is too small, and you have to wash them one by one, not the joy of fish and water for you to play."
Shiraishi buried his head deep in his chest, eager to find a crack to drill into.
Li Yi didn't care, but reassured: "It's okay, they will talk very well." ”
"It's not very good-looking."
"The youkai I met are very kind-faced, and if you don't have a good face, you will become very kind."
Li Yi patted Bai Shi, his voice was as smooth as ever, and there was no doubt hidden under the peaceful performance.
"Because I want them to be good, and you can make them good."
Li Yi recalled the demons he encountered in his previous life, most of them were very kind, and if they were not kind, they had to be good.
For example, the dragon clan was originally a hegemon in the East China Sea, dominating the entire sea. The coastal areas of Kyushu are also under their control, and the people are not satisfied with the wind, rain, thunder and lightning.
Li Changsheng adhered to the principle of talking if he could talk, and killing if he didn't talk, and went to the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea. In the end, the contradiction between the human dragon in Kyushu was resolved by talking. The dragons in the coastal areas can still enjoy the tribute and incense of the people along the coast, but they can't be forced to buy it.
The people will eat as much as they give, and if they don't give you it, they will hold it, and if it doesn't rain, they will drag your idol out and smash it.
Although there was a little skirmish in the middle of the negotiation, and dozens of dragons were killed, it was probably smooth. At least the old dragon king of the East China Sea is very kind and willing to listen to Li Changsheng's reasoning.
Li Changsheng took back the Heavenly Sword, shook hands with the old dragon king and made a covenant in the East China Sea, and the coastal peace was gratifying.
Shiraishi pinched the corners of his clothes slightly, but nodded like a chicken pecking rice.
Li Yi walked in with Baishi.
"Are you two going to take a bath?"
A tall, wheat-skinned, delicate woman with a smile on her face walked over.
Although it is not as intellectual and sexy as an urban beauty, her youthful smile and her body with a thin waist and hips have won too much.
can make people subconsciously want to ask: how much is a small head?
Unfortunately, this is a formal bathing center, and even the working hours and wages are in accordance with strict legal standards. Except for employees who do not have ID cards, state-owned enterprises cannot break the law.
However, Li Yi doesn't care about her appearance, in terms of figure, Baishi actually doesn't lose to her, or even bigger. And this person has the cultivation of the pinnacle of Jindan, and the Tao should be a god.
Where did Moro find a god to be a clerk?
Li Yi asked, "How much does it cost to take a bath?" ”
The waiter replied, "Take a bath for 30 and deliver a buffet meal today." If you want to take a bath, we haven't hired a bath master here yet, so we only have a bath for 30 yuan. However, our boss has instructed that you are a distinguished guest, and a VIP room has been prepared for you. ”
"If you don't have merit, just 30."
The two were each dealt a hand, and then separated at the entrance of the men's and women's bathhouses. Qiong Yu subconsciously followed Li Yi, and was immediately swept back by Bai Shi, and scolded the stealing cat again.
Qiong Yu can't speak clearly, and in the eyes of her friends, she may not be able to wash herself by jumping into the Yellow River. It's useless to say that there is no gender, even if her appearance directly becomes a man Baishi, she is not at ease.
When a human woman doubts herself, everything she does is wrong.
Cowardly Shi also bullied her as a bottle boy, and when the sword fairy and the Taiyin fairy were fighting, she didn't stand up.
In fact, the personalities of the two were affected by each other, Baishi became a house, and Qiong Yu became seven emotions and six desires.
The bathhouse was foggy, half the size of a football field at a glance, and hundreds of people soaked in it. Such a large piece of land is actually constructed with mana, not illusion but non-reinforced concrete.
The construction process is certainly not legal, and the quality of the construction is comparable to that of a military facility.
Li Yi rinsed his body, walked into the hot tub and sat down, soaking in the dim yellow hot water, and the muscles of his whole body began to relax.
"Daoyou, how is my bathhouse?"
A familiar voice came, and then a young man with good facial features and a trace of evil spirit sat next to Li Yi.
This person is none other than Mo Luo, the owner of the Jianjia Bathing Center.
Li Yi leaned against the edge of the pool, his eyes were covered by a towel, he didn't turn his head to look at it, but said lightly: "This big spring is good, it is diluted hundreds of times ordinary people to soak to strengthen their bodies, and it is good to soak it once for a common cold." 30 yuan a time, which is cheaper than taking medicine. ”
"I can't hide it from you." Mo Luo said: "With the current production capacity of Dawuquan, it can produce one milliliter per day, which can be divided into 20 drops. One drop is enough for the bathhouse to be recycled for a week, and the effect will gradually decrease after a week. ”
If diluted into 500 cubic meters of water, it can only make people refreshed and eliminate fatigue, and at most cure a cold.
At present, it can cure diseases and beautify the skin.
Moro plans to open the Jianjia bathing center all over Shenzhou for the benefit of the people. To this end, he plans to put half of his production capacity into it and open it one by one.
As long as the entire Shenzhou is opened, Mo Luo and Da Wuquan will be invincible, as long as Li Changsheng is not killed. If someone could really kill him, Moro felt that he didn't have to make unnecessary resistance.
"Are you willing to take out such treasures and share them with the people?" Li Yi asked.
Mo Luo replied rhetorically: "I just have a few resources, but I can benefit the whole world, why not do such merits?" ”
In fact, even if Mo Luo saved 100 million people, he would not be able to get any merit from heaven and earth. As the saying goes, "Heaven and earth are unkind to all things", and heaven and earth treat all living beings and tangible things equally.
"For the benefit of the world?"
Li Yi ripped off the towel on his face and glanced at Mo Luo beside him. The calm and secluded gaze made the other party a little uncomfortable, as if all thoughts and cause and effect were understood by the other party.
His voice was still calm, and he said:
"The most benevolent or not, I still have the selfishness that exists, let alone you? The more you emphasize what you lack, but I don't hate people who do it. ”
"You're doing a good job."
Li Yi commented like this, covered the towel and continued to take a bath.
Mo Luo next to him breathed a sigh of relief, followed by an inexplicable joy, although not much, but it did exist.
Sensing this, Mo Luo couldn't wait to give himself a slap, how could he be happy because of this man's praise, the ancestor of the heart demons, the heart demon saint king?
You just take advantage of each other, and you gain for yourself.
Li Changsheng waited for me to become enlightened one day, and I will definitely take revenge!
(End of chapter)