Chapter 250: Once you enter the door, you will sleep alone for life

Li Jinyu never stays in bed.

Even if the sky falls and the sun and moon have no light, it can't change Li Jinyu's biological clock.

But today I can't get up.

His hands and feet were firmly locked, and he was trapped in a deep ravine, and he could not break free no matter what.

Li Jinyu's martial arts are unfathomable, with countless powerful hole cards, and now he is blocked by the ravine, but he can only be restrained, and he can't move at all.

I mustered up my strength many times and prepared to get up, but I was firmly pressed by the four mountains and couldn't set off half of the wind and waves.

In desperation, I could only lie back on the bed honestly, close my eyes and continue to sleep.

"Whew!"

Tie Feihua, who has profound martial arts and a relatively strong body, was the first to wake up, followed by Su Ying, who practiced the secret of longevity and was very sensitive to external perception, and also woke up.

Looking at Li Jinyu with a trembling face, the two stretched out their hands at the same time and twisted half a circle of soft flesh around Li Jinyu's waist.

"Oops! Tap, or I'll probably have to go find the bottle, and I really don't know where it is! ”

Su Ying said: "Grand Prince Li knows the secrets of countless rivers and lakes, don't you know where the golden plum bottle is?" ”

Tie Feihua said: "Aren't you very close to Langya Pavilion?" Why don't you go to Langya Pavilion and ask. ”

Li Jinyu said: "Then don't I want to be laughed at by Lin Chen?" You don't know, Lin Chen's stomach is bad, and he has already been bad. ”

Su Ying said: "Is he worse than you?" ”

Li Jinyu said: "My son, Huai Jin, holds Yu, Yuanqing jade, body like white jade, body like a mirror, how can it be compared with the kind of belly full of bad water?" ”

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Su Ying: (; ïżąïŒżïżą)

Li Jinyu:( Ì„ăž ̄)



 Morning exercises, morning exercises......

"Squeak!"

The door opens softly.

Jiang Yuyan and Liu Er came together.

The two of them knew the biological clocks of Li Jinyu and Tie Feihua very well, and they also knew the habits of the two masters, calculated the time, and came over in time to serve the masters to change their clothes.

Liu Er was used to this, and there was no change on her face, and Jiang Yuyan's face did not change much.

Only Su Ying was a little unaccustomed, but at the moment, her body was sore and weak, but she could only be at the mercy of Jiang Yuyan, and she really lost a little bit of her fairy demeanor.

Li Jinyu found it very interesting.

People always like contradictions.

When you meet a fairy, you want a fairy to go down to earth.

I met a witch and wanted the witch to be reformed.

Li Jinyu once thought that this was a brain disease, but now she found out that she seems to have this disease.

Regardless of whether he is sick or not, Li Jinyu will definitely not be able to avoid these things in Chang'an City.

Although Li Jinyu's official position really has nothing to do with Chang'an, Di Renjie has a holy will to act cheaply, and if he says that there is a relationship, then it is related.

Li Jinyu, who was full of pride, was soon taken over by Di Renjie and looked through a lot of twists and turns.

These were those officials who wanted to show it, written overnight, with clear sentences and brilliant writing, and it was evident that it took a lot of time and several revisions and polishes.

Li Jinyu looked through the two copies and said with a smile: "Not bad, this spirit of rushing to the manuscript overnight, no matter how it is written, is worthy of praise!" ”

Di Renjie glanced at Li Jinyu and didn't say a word, but the meaning was very obvious.

If he dares to work as a soy sauce grinder, he can move such a lot of twists and turns at any time.

Li Jinyu said: "This is well written, it seems to be just yesterday's thing, but it describes his political achievements over the years without a trace, and pats the sycophants by the way." ”

"Ahem~~"

"This is also written well, the choice of words and sentences is very particular, and the calligraphy is smooth, but the hook of the last pen is really suspicious of painting snakes."

"Ahem~~"

"This doesn't work, the text is dry, and it's directly revised here, and I don't know how to transcribe it again, and I don't pay attention to the rhythm of poetry."

"Ahem~~"

"Yuyan, tell the kitchen to cook a pot of rock sugar pears for Di Ge Lao, Di Ge Lao is infected with wind and cold."

"Ahem~~ You little bastard!"

"Your wind and cold catch up with the good time, as the so-called July dates, August pears, September persimmons red skin, now is the time when pears are ripe, the most sweet and juicy."

Di Renjie said: "Well said, I didn't expect you to have some research on farming, and I underestimated you." ”

Li Jinyu said: "I have a lot of ability! ”

Di Renjie said: "Then you can write me a report about this year's autumn harvest, return to the warehouse, and grain prices."

Be sure to make the sentences concise, clear and understandable, no less than 5,000 words, hurry up and write! ”

Li Jinyu said: "How can I write this!" ”

Di Renjie said: "If you don't know how to write, you can learn, you can ask if there is nothing, in the treasury of Chang'an Mansion, there are also recitals that I once wrote, you can refer to it." ”

Li Jinyu said: "What if you can't learn? ”

Di Renjie said: "Diligence can make up for clumsiness, you can learn it with more practice, and you will be familiar with it when you write tens of thousands of words!" ”

Li Jinyu: ┐(o)┌

Di Renjie: ┐( Ì„ăƒ˜ ̄)┌

Li Jinyu said cautiously: "This thing is too difficult to write, why don't we write something else?" ”

Di Renjie said: "It's okay, it's more difficult for you to write these directly, then you can write about the relevant matters of next year's spring ploughing in detail!" ”

Li Jinyu wanted to run away very badly.

Di Renjie said: "It's useless to run, I'll talk to Xuruowu, you have to do these things!" ”

Li Jinyu said: "Can't you do it? ”

Di Renjie said: "If you don't do it, you can't do it!" ”

Li Jinyu said: "Then can I make the last request, I only have this one request." ”

Di Renjie said: "What requirements?" ”

Li Jinyu said: "Find me a helper, as far as I just said, the words and sentences are dry, and there is no one to re-transcribe." ”

Di Renjie smiled: "You little clever ghost! ”

The evaluations that Li Jinyu said just now are not really good, and the bad ones are not really bad.

The dry text is not that he can't write a splendid article, but his personality is more pragmatic.

I didn't re-transcribe it, firstly, because it was too late to work overnight, and secondly, because the officials were relatively incorruptible, and the paper was still very expensive, so I could save a little.

Compared with the splendid article of the whiskers and horses, the indiscriminate show-off skills of the snake, this pragmatic twist and turn obviously has a higher score in Li Jinyu's heart.

Someone here asked, can't this person figure out his mind and do it on purpose?

Not really!

Because there is a signature on it.

The signature of this recital is - Zeng Tai!

When it comes to Zeng Tai, most people can think of the classic sentence "The teacher is really a god and a man", and even jokingly called Zeng Tai a "licking spirit", licking it all the way into a thorn history.

It's okay to joke, don't take it seriously.

Zeng Tai was the top student in high school that year, and his literary knowledge was obviously very good, but he was not promoted, firstly because he had no background, and secondly, because he didn't know how to do things.

Zeng Tai is full of enthusiasm, and it is not difficult for him to be honest and an official, but he doesn't know how to implement it.

In the original plot, it was Di Renjie who taught him to prosecute in prison, plough in spring and harvest in autumn, and appease the people.

With Di Renjie's guidance, Zeng Tai transformed his knowledge and enthusiasm into political achievements, which led to his successive promotions.

If he is really a rotten wood, he will only say "The teacher is really a god and a man", Di Renjie is a dignified prime minister, haven't you heard of a slippery beard?

It's just that the original plot Zeng Tai was the county order of Huzhou, how did it become a ...... now 10,000 years of county order?

This is...... Promoted?

The Wannian county order is not to be a county order for a lifetime, but an area under the jurisdiction of Gyeonggi Province, Chang'an Prefecture, with county seats such as Wannian, Chang'an, Gaoling, Liyang, and Zhaoying.

The county magistrate of Jing County is obviously higher than the official position in other places.

Di Renjie took the recital, read it carefully, and said with a smile: "He has good knowledge, and he is full of enthusiasm, but his strength is used in the wrong place." ”

Li Jinyu smiled: "It's better to use it in the wrong place than not wanting to exert your strength, or having weak limbs!" ”





Yan'er pushed the ruthless wheelchair and walked slowly on the Chang'an Yuema Bridge, she never thought that whether it was Di Renjie, Tie Shou and others, they would not reject her, and they would even support her very much.

On the one hand, it is true that Yan'er has not made any big mistakes, but on the other hand, it hurts.

Whether it is the old four famous catches, namely Ye Aichan, Xu Xiaoyi, Zhuge Zhengme, Yuan Thirteen Limit, or the new four famous catches, ruthless iron hands chase life in cold blood.

All of them are disciples of the Self-Freedom Sect.

Even if it is an iron hand, he is also the head of the two families of the Iron and Blood Banner Sect and the Freedom Sect, and he is half a disciple.

Wei Qingqing, the ancestor of the Freedom Sect Creation Sect, is one of the top masters in the rivers and lakes, and there are countless high-level secrets in the door, and he can even make up seventy-two stunts.

This is not nonsense, a single unit is limited to thirteen, and it is proficient in seventy-two unique arts.

Among them, thirteen gates are extremely powerful, and each of them is a big "limit" for the enemy, so he changed his real name "Yuan Limit" to Yuan Thirteen Limit.

The martial arts of the ancestor of the founding sect are unfathomable, and there are countless cheats inside, and the Freedom Gate should be extremely powerful.

Unfortunately, things are impermanent!

There are two limitations to the Freedom Door.

One is the door rule: a master, once the master passes it on to the disciple, it can no longer be used, otherwise the true qi will backlash, the pain will be unbearable, and life is worse than death.

The original intention of this move was to stimulate the creativity of the disciples, but it also made people not want to accept disciples, so that there were very few disciples of the Freedom Sect and they took the elite route.

One is a curse: perhaps it is the fixed number between heaven and earth, once you enter the free door, you will sleep alone for life.

Ye Aichan became a monk because of this, Xu Xiaoyi and his wife misunderstood for decades, and died just after meeting.

Zhuge Zheng's love triangle with Yuan Thirteen, grievances and entanglements are far from being able to be explained in a few words.

ruthless, iron-handed, life-chasing, cold-blooded, their relationship is also all kinds of unpleasant, either life or death, all of them are bachelors so far.

This part is simply metaphysics, and Li Jinyu can't find a qualified reason, so he can only blame Wei Qingqing.

The name Wei Qingqing is very interesting, his name comes from his father's three relationships.

His father had three confidantes: one was named Fang Qingxia, who was his first love and favorite woman, but he married another woman, which became his lifelong regret.

One is named Qi Qianzhi, she is Wei Qingqingqing's mother, but she is frail and sickly, and she died not long after giving birth to Wei Qingqingqing, which has become her lifelong hatred.

One is named Di Chujing, she is kind to Wei Qingqing's father and loves him, but Wei Qingqingqing's father was sad because of the death of his wife at that time, broke her heart several times, and ignored her kindness.

When she realized it, she had already cut her hair and become a nun, escaped into the empty door, and was accompanied by the ancient Buddha of the green light, Di Chujing was the remnant of Wei Qingqingqing's father's life.

Wei Qingqing's father, in order to commemorate the three confidants, took a "green" from each of the names, so he had the strange name "Wei Qingqingqing".

is burdened with regrets, resentment, and residual feelings, and it can be said that he is born with countless love debts.

The key Wei Qingqingqing's feelings are also a bit strange, the woman he fell in love with is named Liang Renhua, theoretically speaking, he is his sister-in-law.

Perhaps it was because of Wei Qingqingqing's grievances and peach blossom love debts that none of the second and third generations of disciples of the Zizaimen had a smooth relationship with each other.

This statement may be very metaphysical, but metaphysics has been mysterious for a long time, and it has to be believed.

Not only did the four famous people fail to catch well, but Ye Aichan's disciple Shen Huchan and Xu Xiaoyi's disciple Wang Xiaoshi did not go well in terms of feelings, and Wang Xiaoshi even created two swords based on the experience of falling out of love.

Acacia knife in the air!

Volley Ecstasy Sword!

There is no smooth relationship between the whole door, and if it is not metaphysics, it is really impossible to explain.

Now that there is hope of breaking metaphysics, the cold-blooded iron hand chasing life is naturally very supportive, if Wang Xiaoshi is not here, he will definitely teach "Love Cheats".

A young man who started falling in love at the age of seven and fell in love fifteen times at the age of twenty-two, an average of once a year, is more in love than the age of martial arts.

Yan'er walked forward quietly, sitting in a wheelchair mercilessly, without saying a word, no one knew what they were thinking, making people anxious.

Li Jinyu sat in the restaurant on the side, looking at the two people who were still entangled, and said in her heart that she was ruthless and always neat and tidy on weekdays, why is it so ink now?

Tie Feihua coughed lightly, and said in her heart that your homework is finished? Has Elder Di Ge reviewed it?

Su Ying said: "The four famous catches, if there is a bastard of yours, there will never be these things." ”

Li Jinyu sighed: "Who made the four of them righteous gentlemen, at such a time, upright gentlemen often suffer, and bastards can take advantage." ”

Liu Er said: "You have taken advantage of all the cheapness!" Be careful when you go out in the future, especially not at night, lest you be beaten with a sack and thrown into the river. ”

Li Jinyu said: "You little girl, what did I take advantage of you?" What do you have to take advantage of? ”

Liu Er said: "There is time to bully my little girl, you better hurry up and write a recital, I remember that Di Ge asked you to write 8,000 words." ”

Li Jinyu said: "Zeng Tai wrote it for me. ”

Tie Feihua said: "Can he write?" ”

Li Jinyu said: "He is the champion, and his writing knowledge is no problem, but he doesn't know how to execute it."

I instructed him on the specific method of implementation, and he wrote with joy that he couldn't stop it! ”

He Junqi said: "Brother Yu's approach, is it considered bullying an honest person?" ”

Su Ying said: "Count, definitely count!" ”

As he spoke, the Void Night Moon came and sent two pieces of information, with a smug look on his face.

Li Jinyu opened the information, but it was the latest issue of the beauty list released, and the void night moon was on the list, and Han Bicui was topped, and the ranking was still before Tie Feihua.

Tie Feihua didn't care much about this.

She is a six-door god catcher, an eagle dog in the court, and it is good to be on the list, besides, she eats by solving cases, not by her face.

As for the tenth Lin Xian'er, even if Gu Zixian and Gongsun Lan, who are in the top five, are topped, they will definitely not be able to shake her, and her position is the most stable.

If you want to put her off the beauty list, unless she is old or married, it is absolutely impossible!

Li Jinyu ignored the void night moon and looked at the next piece of information: Three days ago, the Huashan faction Chaoyangfeng personally passed on the eldest disciple Ling Hu Chong and was expelled from the division!

The reason given is - to make friends with evil people!

(End of chapter)